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90s media ai will destroy the world in a decade that ai today dog [Laughter] yo your dog's looking a little bit weird [Music] man it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash memes because you got to get back to the basics every now and then right okay let's get into it right away the actor playing the main character in a movie based on a true story the picture of the real person at the end of the movie really honestly they always looked exactly like the person they were portraying eight-year-old me when i had to finish my vegetables for africa new release from ludwig van beethoven 2020 being a disaster beethoven dropping a new album damn we've been waiting how long for that new album was it good was it worth the wait british guys in movies in real life you [ __ ] what might gamers after 10 years of skyrim bugs oh dear oh dear gorgeous gamers after one week of cyberpunk being released you [ __ ] donkey i don't know i think the cyberpunk bugs are a little bit worse than the skyrim ones were maybe that's just me right supergirl has bulletproof skin bulletproof skin oh oh i see well even supergirl can let her guard down to go to claire's right parents on bus 23 a child gave my son his tablet in exchange for an oreo cookie today on the bus please contact me for your tablet back this kid i was a businessman doing business that's quite possibly the greatest deal of all time the greatest trade deal ever made trying to find the right spot to sit around a campfire be like yeah what the heck is that that's gotta have some supernatural crap behind it right like your ancestors are watching you and they're trying to piss you off dog owners what breed is that husky no that's an alaskan malamute malamute malamute yeah whatever cat owners hey what breed is he cat whenever anybody asks me what breed of cat munchkin is i just tell them generic cat i mean after all he is pretty vanilla looking in a lot of ways you've probably seen him ten thousand times before toddlers in russia three-year-old chess prodigy misha osperov beats the grand master averbach meanwhile 21 year old me wondering how they put the car in the middle of the mall hmm how did they get that in there i suspect it was built there gamers when there's a chest behind the waterfall how original gamers when there isn't a chest behind the waterfall the front of the christmas tree the back of the christmas tree yeah never really gets any love if you're gonna do a job do it right and do it all around come on you amateurs front of the christmas tree back of the christmas tree didn't we just see this when your program closes and you haven't saved even once so you lose hours worth of progress opens program again program unsaved file detected would you like to recover and or restore it the first time that happened to me it took my breath away and it saved my bacon let me tell you what but it only ever worked that one time what the hell gives premiere me looking for jupiter and saturn the sky you thought though me trying to see saturn and jupiter together for the first time in 800 years clouds i had the exact opposite of that problem very clear beautiful night but i realized i'm too stupid to remember what jupiter and saturn look like in the night sky so i just gave up and went back inside after an hour of cussing and screaming at your tv and you finally beat the boss almost lost my cool there almost but you didn't you kept it together champ me paying a lot of money for online courses my fbi agent getting it for free oh that's [ __ ] man before kovid i feel pretty sick can i head home you look fine you can finish your work during coven tiny sneeze a chew get you and your [ __ ] the hell away from me that's how it always should have been so i guess we can thank covet for that mom somehow someone got access to my credit card and spent sixteen thousand dollars six-year-old me uh oh oh wow that sounds terrible mom random guy on a game that crouched and uncrouched multiple times do you trust me me with every cell of my body i farted in front of my crush and my friend took the blame for me you're a good man thank you god these are terrible i don't ever want to look at memes again how others will enjoy cyberpunk 2077 how i will enjoy cyberpunk 2077 it may not be the same don't get me wrong but it is nice saving that 60 on that bug riddled mess daughter dad look i can do math 14th century dad no honey you can't me dad can i get an m rated game my dad a pastor no you kill demons no allow it that's right as we all know doom has got to be the most christian game out there depressed cats start urinating in random places how to tell if a cat is depressed drunk people maybe i am a depressed cat look i thoroughly believe that inside of you there are two wolves one is gay and the other is actually a depressed cat you are a gay depressed cat gamers omg cyberpunk 2077 is so buggy it's so bad the developers who worked hard to make it yeah i really do feel bad for those developers being crunched for like years straight to meet a deadline that should not have been made in the first place but they didn't get paid very well for it either mom obsessed with the idea of having a grandchild me knowing damn well the bloodline dies with me yeah i mean these days what are the benefits of having a child seems almost like abuse bringing them into the world at this point don't you think parents we want grandkids me best i can do as a dog and it's gonna stay that way mom dogs in 10 000 bc look at these weird monkeys let's eat them human throws a stick really far and thus began a very beautiful relationship dogs 300 years ago master the sheep are back in the barn i've killed two wolves and ate the liver of a fox trying to steal our home dogs now dad i made a doo-doo in the pee when mom peeks in to check if you're asleep at night and leaves again yo she ain't stupid she knows what you're doing come on amateur me a dumb going to college me still very stupid but now with debt a lot of debt soul-crushing amounts of debt me getting off my computer good night fbi agent the nsa agent being called the fbi agent for 10 years you know we don't care you're getting paid nobody the sandwich inside my backpack what you just put a bear sandwich in there do you throw it in a ziploc bag and then smoosh it in between your textbooks what kind of freak are you real men and real women protect their sandwiches at all costs velma i'll give you dog food if you capture the murderer shaggy like you son of a [ __ ] i'm in me makes an unboxing video everyone at the funeral but they can't say it's not entertaining now can they mobile game turns off wi-fi you must be connected to play this game deletes app wow gamers according to the mainstream media what the gamers actually look like [Laughter] wanna hear a joke sure your life my life isn't a joke jokes have meaning george no no george please no are you okay all i want for christmas is you was made in 1994. mall employees in 1993 they had no idea what was coming it really didn't but then it attacked mariah carey attacked worst she can say is no oh god hold on i gotta zoom in here gotta zoom in let's take a look anyways this is kind of weird but i think you're really cool wanna hang out soon lmao my greatest fear came true oh my god conor i am so sorry wow all right i'm sorry that one just made me sad so i'm taking a moment to drink it in my mom if your friend told you to jump off a cliff would you me if facebook told you that jumping off a cliff is healthy would you do it that's right boomer this glowing nightlight lamp has removable glow balls for trips to the bathroom maybe i am a sorcerer all i can think about is someone dropping that in the toilet at least once a month the line at the store the amount of checkout lanes the amount of cashiers actually working i don't get it store managers out there can you please explain this phenomena no please i'm begging you you're stuck in an elevator with the person on your lock screen who are you stuck with okay then me to my mother can we go to mcdonald's please i'm tired honey tomorrow i'll take you me the next morning as soon as she opens her eyes i summon you to fulfill your oath when you run out of masks but need to wear something to buy more i don't know that dude looks pretty protected to me no real need to go buy more if you got a space suit am i right nine-year-old me seeing a letter in math sixteen-year-old me seeing a number in math oh it's beautiful discord mods reddit mods wikipedia mods that's damn straight don't you forget it skippy an egregious offense canada battles norway for tallest moose statue finally a worthy opponent normal people just watch the movie me trying to see if the actors who just died in the movie are breathing [Laughter] every time i swear to god naked and afraid nude and screwed trajectory options assert dominance establish presence stealth question authority i'm always going for assert dominance me overthinking me realizing i'm overthinking me thinking about overthinking me overthinking overthinking algae which produces 60 of oxygen trees getting all the credit yeah they do get a lot but hey it's not like trees aren't helpful or necessary welcome to month 9 of our 3 week pandemic [Laughter] that freaking peace i saw it 10 goddamn times when i didn't need it everyone 2021's not gonna be as bad as 2020. 2021 january yeah that's how it's feeling so far everyone's so worried about getting the playstation 5 they forget about pray station 5. hi i'm pastor robin and i'm here to talk to you about the dangers of video gaming the kid who's not afraid to publicly speak the kid who did all the work you're now the presenter of our group yeah that was always the unwritten agreement i made within groups because i hated presenting to the class so i would always offer up this idea i'll do the work you present it for me we're good to go what fictional character do you want to exist most presidents and movies they seem not to belong to a political party and always do the honorable thing why would you say something so controversial yet so brave well have you seen what we've been dealing with the last 20 plus years me why do i have a fever immune system the virus can't survive in high temperatures but neither can i it's really not my problem i don't want an early released glitchy cyberpunk game then why did you ask for it when you flirt with a girl but then she flirts back interesting reaction what does it mean nothing that means nothing americans own 46 percent of the world's one billion guns according to the u.n 46 percent of the world's registered guns so far over 300 people hospitalized with mysterious illness in india one dead who's up for round two mom okay sweetheart go take a jog and see how it feels me what i'm the only one that never experienced that as a kid 10 year old me on my single player minecraft world that nobody but me would ever see or play on and this is the secret entrance to my base that only i know about hey you never know teacher will you share that with the class me who came prepared but i might be ten-year-old me growing taller and taller my favorite shirt slowly becoming too short as someone that went through an extreme growth spurt in elementary school and middle school i feel this i had to completely change it all man shoulder should hold oh my god you should hold her shoulder or sewer sold shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder shy people all we know is this technique wow that's unlocking something deep within my brain pandemic starts everyone no school introverts this house is so full of people it makes me sick me too kevin me too my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out do you need to use the sleep and then she just kind of looked really horrified at herself and whispered maybe i need to use the sleep yes maybe i need to use the sleep i think we could all use a little bit of that early console gamers split screen games they're not dead yet don't count them out just yet please don't let this die you can't give up on them humans why are elephants scared of small animals don't they realize how big they are also humans when they see a cockroach that's cause cockroaches are grody don't you know me pulls up worn out socks my toe bonjour using my artistic skills for commissions to make profit drawing memes for validation from strangers online that's right it's a much more fulfilling purpose to fill me trying to sleep memories of every stupid comment i've ever made yeah the human brain really does activate stupid hours late at night doesn't it particularly when some melatonin becomes involved the sun mercury my finger close add button empty wrapping paper tube exists everyone this is a good sword or it's a great trumpet when you see someone talented online who is your age and now your day is ruined that's been me every single day as a youtuber and voice actor for the last 10 years and i don't think that's ever going to change you start gaming on friday after school you have no homework your favorite game finishes updating all the boys are online your dog walks in and lays beside you now you kind of lost me there in the middle when i finally get home from a long trip and crap in my own toilet i am looking forward to this when i get home why because us guys are really built different and by built different i mean snips and snails and puppy dog tails and i guess a little bit of crack texas waitress gets a 2 000 tip but restaurant refuses to give her a cent behold the truth the news outlet lied look into the article the tip was invalid and wouldn't process emily's work isn't withholding it from her and she has no problem with them she was asked by her work to contact the news in hopes of finding the man which she did and the news outlet twisted the story as they tend to do yeah don't they always pc makes usb device unplugged sound me what got unplugged gee i don't know i'm glad to see this is fairly common among most people seriously i thought i was going crazy when you check behind a waterfall in a video game and there is no secret website how old are you seven-year-old me 164. i'll allow it dang straight you will me playing a new game in 2070 how do i reload again uh it's all plus f4 me do not cite the deep magic to me [ __ ] i was there when it was written nobody youtube at 3am yoda drifts his honda civic while high on ketamine is that yoda yo what is yoda i usually never show anyone my art for the plain fact that i've been turned down so much but here it goes you've been turned down for what that's actually really really incredible that's something i would hang on my wall no lie phew and on that note ladies and gents we have come to the end of another video always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed the video well then make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon i'd also like to say that i am almost home so if my audio is still sounding a little weird you've only got a few more videos like that to listen to before i'm back in my own home studio all comfy and ready to go and speaking of that if you haven't already maybe consider heading on over to my personal channel where i've started to upload content again after a very very very long hiatus like several years and it would mean the world to me if you could come on by and please don't make fun of me again it hurts my feelings and i will cry for weeks on end alright folks until next time i'll catch you later

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Length: 17min 25sec (1045 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 05 2021