r/Bossfight | run while you still can

bernie handers immune to gold attacks however a very low dexterity score [Music] what's up sexy i'm lexi and welcome back to mk today we have a subreddit new even for me and it's r slash boss fight i have no idea what to expect so let's get started a myth the legend a myth mandavilli i am not a myth i am a legend okay i see where the subreddit is going vanilla master upper i think the only weapon that works against this is a puppy whoa this is a theater stage for a play no that's a boss battle yeah this looks like pirate cuphead one day i would be so jacked that my professional bodyguards look like many bosses you have to beat before you can fight me oh my god it's like fighting the hell guards from doom hepta cat the beast agon master of geometry and destroyer of chaos uh two things one i am chaotic good so i take personal offense to this and two why does your cat have angles orion the unpencible you must place four shots in order to remove his pants doth slayer of the rich defender of the poor i am once again asking you for a living wage mog the spectrum thief he's stealing the rainbows my lucky charms cow slayer airborne bovine bomber okay i'm dumb did you kill a cow did you drop a cow as a bomb did you fill a cow skin with explosive there's so many questions here congratulations to jonathan warrington for being employee of the month jonathan will get a three day and night all expenses paid hunting and fishing trip to arkansas for his hard work oh i'm thankful to have such a great boss this is my brother's page he owns his own company he is the boss he's literally the only employee i want to do this as a power move herlhound the boulder holder he don't buy it he just throws cinderblocks again this would not be out of place in cuphead and no i don't play cuphead i don't have actual gaming skill or patience buddha mimic the devourer of monks oh god no put that back where you found it the cardboard fire balancer of the cardboard driver and the cardboard sailors rivalry oh no oh please don't plant that sir please don't fly in that the mclegion invaders of the kingdom of fracking chicken i would totally arrange something like this but go in there completely politely and just like order food and sit down and eat just as normal patrons you know i wouldn't want to cause a ruckus or anything i'd just be like hello we are your enemy but could i get a three-piece uh extra crispy chili bernie redistributor of wealth nobody working 40 hours a week should be living in poverty yes that is in fact the best bernie sanders impression you're going to get today chris the most powerful man in nebraska oh wait this isn't a espn fawn hang on unleashing nebraska's most powerful force chris tonight on espn 8 7 central concept of a scrap secure boss sword maiden babushka i don't play sakura because again i have no actual gaming skill but i've seen enough sakira to know that this image should really horrify me the crab god on his mighty steed i mean there's crabs in florida and there's gators in florida but i'm pretty sure this is the minibus you have to fight before you get to the final boss of florida man oh and that alligator is totally mind controlled james the denier no doggy emperor of the imperial japan credit twitter at musky meme he's cute egg belly vanquisher of hog hedges that's actually a really good cosplay fire aspect 2 light gary and dark gary keepers of balance how you doing gary i'm pretty good you i'm all right just you know balancing yeah me too use the other door uh the goose will attack if you go out through this door optional boss fight unlocked hansgaard of kentucky hans vessler house security to be fair have you ever pissed off twitter melissa opener of the hell gate this looks like a job for the doom slayer they tore down my childhood home in istanbul i visited last winter break and saw this nine-foot statue in its place caillou steeler of souls destroyer of homes to be fair caillou is kind of a giant brat gurm the slayer each turn he does 4 d10 damage to the party member with the highest charisma gurm i get it now the tool that ikea uses to put their stores together this isn't a meme it's just facts obesitron the infinite child your child's results your child's bmi is infinity that puts them in the 100th percentile which indicates that they are obese boss fight high priestess of the magikarp oh i don't like this i don't like this at all boss fight the king that stops at nothing you thought i was dead lucas the observer lucas knows what you did mega man screamer of q anon notice me trump i notice me maskimo the faceless destroyer of all anti-maskers special power absorbs the wearer's mask if worn inappropriately aggros by sound not sight i think i have a new life goal yeah yeah i do when you finally meet the guy for the math problem yeah i have questions of exactly why you need this mini watermelon mount mutt hiker's best friend oh my god it's a puppy mountain i'm sorry squay observer of fools i love him vladimir the poisoner of underpants new york times what are you doing razor the game changer oh good lord oh god that's just embarrassing mutilator in borkins the heartbreaker of death and i looked and behold a pale horse and the writer's name was death darth saber the cluttered general couldn't give kenobi crap hang on mecharachnid spawns only in desert compounds during a tech event 6500 hp immune to physical attacks but takes 40 extra energy damage sold i want one the murmur aburmination of the land and sea sister andre the immortal a french nun survived the 1918 flu pandemic and both world wars now she's beaten coronavirus days before she's turns 117. that's amazingly impressive and i also never want to live that long skag over easy i am bubbly death fur hoarder and boss from that low level bandit cave in skyrim widely snit birds dress like low-level skyrim bandits his name is aaron mustafsky his dad is a brooklyn supreme court judge yeah yikes i wonder if he knows he's covered in dead animals michelin the stormbringer did you remember your winter tires stretto the abstract one artsy the guardian of the sacred eggs confused pigeons spotted guarding a box of cadbury chocolate eggs at tesco the wandering trade cat garage sale follow me we have the best deals traveler queen tuba protector of the band room the vanquisher for many universes oh hot damn yeah we're gonna add this person to the list of people i will never frack with thank you very much virtuoso the int dimensional which reality am i in i don't remember dick warlock the king of men also happens to be a stunt coordinator just happens to be the naked man spy do i want to see this do i want to see a naked man spider no no i didn't consider this a fracking warning oh i do and that brings us to the end of boss fight that was actually pretty fun i can't say i'd ever seen it before anyways we have some lovely fan art to show off today's fan art is brought to you by port 234 and they say more fan art please show my stuff at the end of a video well here you are and thank you so much for that lovely fan art the eye sees all this is the final boss of mk thanks again port 234 and if you enjoy meeting this roster of bosses hit that like button if you want more challengers hit that red subscribe button as always my name is the lexi kitty but you all can call me lexie have an absolutely victorious day tomorrow stay safe stay awesome make more stuff and i will see you guys in the next video

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Id: WM8Vq0-31FQ

Length: 8min 26sec (506 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 08 2021