r/TIHI | images that make you itchy

nice try andy but i see your head you fool [Music] what's up sexy i'm lexie and welcome back to mk today lexi is going to practice her unseeing abilities because we're taking another delightful tour through r thanks i hate it or alternatively r t he let's get started actual reality goggles this is like those actual size stickers i saw somewhere reality is often disappointing did i die no you didn't then then why am i seeing an angel oh you silly oh oh no get your goodbyes in now why is it a uni pocket nobody asked for a uni pocket how do you sit down why um squeeze bacon my favorite i gotta try this i gotta find it god no no no you may not no oh my god no you may not gum under a table is like a book in a public library what you take one for yourself until you're finished with it and put it back for someone else to enjoy no you're looking at airlander 10 a spectacularly huge helium pumped aircraft it can stay aloft for days and will have private rooms well that just sounds cool what does it look oh it looks like a giant butt this is it's a giant flying butt oh god i hate it this reminds me of the scene from nightmare before christmas where the doctor just like reaches inside his brain and rummages around and then like eats a minute later it's gross kraft launches pink mac and cheese for valentine's day that tastes like candy uh okay there was a drawing for this i entered the drawing i want to try this i want to make a video on this craft mac and cheese please call me back it'll probably be disgusting but i still want to try it what in what is this these are caterpillars these are oh god no oh oh no get the raid get the raid kind things to do on a sunday let an old man eat half a boiled egg off of your forehead thank you my sweet child i'm very uncomfortable with the energy we've created in the studio today le fizzly au chocolat it's chocolate fish yes that's that's gross that's an embarrassment to chocolate and fish oh goody candy canes i reviewed a bunch of these uh they are not clamped they are clam flavored oh god oh okay um clam de canes y'all read that and really thought clam d canes were ever oh my god oh imagine if they go bad croctor where undercrocs under crocs yeah that's what we're going with everywhere cupcakes finally around that's that's not a cupcake oh that oh please do not eat that i don't know this is a 10 year old comedian this is a savage joke online dating is tough every time i meet someone new they end up in j oh my god i did not no no no no nope nope nope nope how big are deer adult deer or as tall as a bicycle they weigh as much as 800 hamburgers somebody knows how much meat's on a deer well those are just impossible that's mildly infuriating that's not thanks i hate it we regretfully demand a visual novel based on these sexy diseases the taiwanese center for disease control turns some well-known diseases into anime characters and they're too good to not panic oh my god why stop diseases don't need to be sexy thank you dream when you were having a great dream and you wake up and realize you have to go back to your crappy life reality is poison i want to go back i hate this mood oh come how did you ruin camels for me we're just freaking sand horses and yet you had to go and think this vernon i've fallen oh crap i'm frank oh look catch it the first snowflake of the season we should name it frank the filthiest part of pre-coven was that we normalize blowing all over a cake and serving it to guests passing blunts was by far the nastiest craps ever why why are we what what oh i just figured out with oh god oh my god oh god no absolutely not n delete this why would somebody put this but you know what never mind people people that do taxidermy are weird to begin with so you know what i'm not gonna question it yes we're doing all of them gandhi gandalum dandeless gando gimdalf gimgolas gonda goombly that was the best thing that was the best post of this entire set uh sir that's that's not at all how crocodile skin boots work i wish i had long hair suddenly sorrow man head banging head banging helicopter old man hell yes wasn't this leaf green before there is a road called the road of bones in russia what the cement consists of the bones of between 250 000 and 1 million people what when you're pregnant but you're all about that whole life oh oh my god [Laughter] oh god i heard it no why oh i don't want to see this ever again you know this i always wondered this like the objects that kirby eats are sometimes bigger than kirby how is their mouth a pocket dimension this was made like the to the size of a child um who in their right mind made this with a seed bed made of teeth thinking oh this will make a fun child's toy because they should probably be hired as a special effects artist and not a kid's toy maker kermit the meat you know what of all the things we've seen today kermit the mate is by far one of the tamest so you know what kermit the main gets a pass go ahead i don't care ah classic face swap it's still horrifying i'm late i so it's just like bread goes to school and like has human like for breakfast snack how many humans do you consume in a day because like we have one slice of bread per day does one slice of bread eagle one life so is a loaf like a bunch of siblings this raises so many questions my switch was pretty heavy so i got a lighter one why is there such violence with joycons i'm not i'm not saying it's a bad thing i'm just questioning why there's so much violence with joy cons my 10 year old kid today dad why the lightsaber is projecting a shadow if it's a lightsaber my 39 year old butt who never noticed well if two lightsabers actually cross they spark and they interact with each other and they act as solid objects so light theoretically wouldn't be able to pass from an external source to the other side of a lightsaber so yes it would throw a shadow shadow but i think in this case the lightsaber itself would be bright enough to outshine that shadow it also wouldn't be that sharp that's my theory everyone else can fight it out in the comments because i really don't care you know a furby centipede was not on the list of things i ever needed to see and yet here we are somehow oh great it just keeps getting better oh my god why am i looking at a pika pillar you will never understand the propane i go through uh yes i hate that i hate the makeup but it's also dogs so i'm okay with it because there are dogs did you wash your oh god good night pumpkins sleep tight but dad there is a monster in the closet i promise you there are no monsters here dad there's someone in my bed oh jesus oh it is three o'clock in the morning as i am recording this and i did not need to read that right now thank you very much okay but imagine the noises mouth offense would make oh you must live in florida is that is that pasta is that are you putting on fake nails made out of pasta because that's delicious and also gross i mean it would work fine for like a photo shoot but i wouldn't leave it on there feeding time for princess again i really just love watching her get bigger from my blood what the absolute ever loving [ __ ] is wrong with you look i thought goliath bird eaters vegemite and anti-vaxxers were the most disgusting things we had on this planet but here you [ __ ] are becoming a willing [ __ ] lunch for a [ __ ] blood sucking worm because apparently you really [ __ ] enjoy being [ __ ] dinner what the [ __ ] is wrong with people any noun can be a verb if you don't care enough this point is invalid unless you use an example in your sentence i can sentence how i want thank beautiful you see that's why i love english i like to velociraptor around my house at two in the morning i do too actually good my headache makes me wants to clothesline into a wall why do these make some semblance of sense because brains don't brain logically brains do brain logically but when english doesn't logic englishy sorry but when english doesn't logic englishly brain brains by itself to logic that english i hate that this makes sense just enjoying a cool glass [Music] meet brandon the poop driver in australia they do not dissolve the feces with chemicals and instead gather it all in big poop pools where bacteria will disintegrate the poop australia y'all weird when the machines that mix the poop need maintenance brendan is their guy this has to be the crappiest job pun intended in the world omg facts shut up thanks i hate it you are you are doing an excellent job living up to your name today hey our slash memes i want to post this meme um you can't cause you don't have enough karma okay so uh how can i earn karma if you post something reminds me a lot of job interviews anyone new extreme pulp orange juice literally made of entire freaking oranges contains no actual liquid if you want orange juice you'll make it yourself with your chewy teeth these aren't relaxing whale sounds at all that's uncle willie shouting racist comments about killer whales pop-tarts rants dressing frosted i try it that sounds disgusting but i try it yeah this and every other character with giant eyes like you don't think about you know the irises being eight inches tall you look like shrek when he turns human in shrek two oh my god he does please mind the gap hurry up ladies sit down before you move jesus christ lady please oh sorry no worries hello yes i would like that okay i have questions about a bear running a butcher shop but anyway getting a bunch of pink slime rolling it up oh oh is it rabbit oh that's unfortunate what a nice snowman rtx off rtx on turn it off turn it off no no you may not no stop this banana but banana but no no no no we do not eat nana getty here we do not partake in this banana now peed my bed last night the stain looks kind of sus lol yes it does congratulations oh it's robin hood hi robin hood in light of current market volatility we are restricting transactions for certain securities to position closing only including amc and gme read more here this you let the people trade yeah i think this is only here because everyone hates robin hood now mmm what's your favorite sandwich mine's colgate what in the ever oh this is just plain out cursed ears why are there so many ears traditional celebration hat caring eyes life like mouth throat flute a long one only 25 night water use transformation tuesday it's a baby chick oh no oh no oh i have a 10 piece please you know i have friends who want to do this say goodbye to coffins this is this is where you get planted like as a tree or something i don't get it i want to be cremated and shot into space while everyone eats taco bell and this is to my chemical romance but you do you the voices are back one do not listen to them cover yourself in oil get a forklift two resist their commands try to find a [Music] why one story three pure mercury make it stop move at the speed of light bodies cover yourself and block yourself in blood cover the bodies in oil recruit your series make it stop cover [Music] yourself finally done with my truck build what do you all think i think your truck skipped leg day me imagining our world right now if bite and tweeted like trump phony dino democrat and name only joe woman chin is trying to derail a big stimulus for you easy dollars think big joe i won west virginia big before fraud jim no justice microchips c oh god and the people want their money you know what i like the current universe let's let's stay in that one thanks okay why are we taking the whole camel thing you just drew in for me earlier and applying it to homer simpson this is not okay you all need to stop anti-vaxxers are now refusing to vaccinate their dogs oh my god of course they are of course they are and now you have officially carried it too far buddy this is like vegans that forced their pets to go vegan stop just stop earth chan what are you doing selling my ocean water hey this water tastes great wait wait wait wait wait the pose collectors did this on purpose i bet it does ricky loved pranking atheists with holy water uh water from what hole exactly how when me the what is you well that made just about as much sense as anything else today solid liquid or gas what will come out of my ass only chipotle nose grana benade grab bananaed fruity violence grandma said in her day she did three times the work you do today in grandma's day they add cocaine in the sodas imagine dicks getting hard by cracking them like a glow stick no i don't think i will thanks don't forget to wash your foreskin and that brings us to the end of our slash tea i'm okay i'm okay we have some lovely fan art to make things better today's fan art is brought to you by xanthaman5256 and they say my first fanart wanted to give a little shout out to the lgbtq plus community ah i love this thank you so much for that wonderful fan art zamthman5256 and if you enjoy this episode i i don't know what to tell you but like this video it helps 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Views: 897,080

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Length: 16min 26sec (986 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 05 2021