r/Technicallythetruth | YOU HAVE REITERATED KNOWN INFORMATION

what's your favorite kind of soup um chicken and vegetable a fine choice why thank you what an odd first question though you can tell a lot about somebody by their favorite soup what can you tell about me that you like chicken and vegetable soup Oh oh my god the man is a genius what's going on everybody welcome back to m'kay my name is Robin and today I'm gonna be perusing through our slash technically the truth where the best kind of truth reigns supreme without further ado let's get right in there homicide victims rarely talked to police well I'm sure they're incredibly nervous you know being dead and all is this an old picture every pictures an old picture oh wow I never thought about it that way I hate you now tyrant combat tips to defeat a tyrant shoot at it until it dies huh huh Jawa exclaims in Java what the hell did he exclaimed it's support I don't think we're supposed to be supporting some sort of child eating demon from outer space but you do you Joe anger is all the rage these days now you're the real light of the discord server aren't you there pal what's the best drug to have sex on birth control look at this guy out here being smart how long was Mark Watney on Mars 2 hours 31 minutes the Martian running time oh oh I hate that surgery is just stabbing someone to life well that doesn't really paint a pretty picture national anthems are country music oh my god number of Eiffel Towers in South America by country oh well hey once I saw a dead pig in my BLT sandwich now all I can think about is a dead rotting pig carcass in between a couple pieces of bread what kind of restaurant you going to hey seven news I have a scoop hi Michael would you mind telling us the details ice cream scoop closing reddit because I'm bored opening reddit because I'm bored me that ass may be big but the Soviet Union is bigger now the Soviet Union's gone it's freakin weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you're already sleeping yeah and some nights I do it for several hours imagine having seven siblings it's awesome having seven siblings how who's the oldest my older sister listen here a-hole what's the word for eternity eternity you're not wrong no they're not wrong at all boomerangs are just single-player frisbees and much like some other single-player games significantly more fun am i right ah I mean Skyrim stalking when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it you best watch your back my dear religion is perfect people are not people created religion religion surrounding the greatest fan fiction in human history a woman trying to commit suicide from the Eiffel Tower landed on a car and later married the owner of the car so she fell in love shut up a pregnant woman has eight limbs and is therefore an arachnid Oh oh I do not like that one bit you could tell your parents that doom is a Christian game because you're killing the demons yeah go ahead show your mom some gameplay and see if she agrees childhood is when you're a child adulthood is when you're an adult why did no one tell me that flee of Red Hot Chili Peppers Fame was Donnie in the Wild Thornberrys you didn't ask thanks flea you know you're correct I'm gonna be a little bit more open-minded and honest with the things I'm curious about from here on out blow my mind hmm by saying that something is indescribable you're describing it that didn't blow my mind that made me angry and I want to punch this wide-eyed little man your dad's been under a lot of pressure lately yeah but he's coming out looking stunning Professor X what's your superpower me hindsight that's not going to help us yes I see that now if you say plz or pls because it's shorter than please then I will say no because it's shorter than yes not it's not the same smartass if you attempt to rob a bank you'll have no trouble with food rent or bills for the next ten years regardless of your success that's a comforting thought go for your dreams everybody what gives you butterflies every single time no matter how many times you experience it buying caterpillars Oh like this or the worst are you kidding me making a plant illegal is like saying God was wrong making a plant illegal was one of the first things God ever did okay that's just straight truth though it's not technically the truth it's just straight truth I would literally die if a boy sent this to me I too like to send payloads to my girlfriend oh my god get ready for a blitz Pinocchio's nose is technically an infinite source of wood and could destroy the economy yes only if we break our moral code and make him lie all the time give me six characters to make fan art of so Storm from the Fantastic Four ooh very good The Invisible Man check Harry Potter inside invisible cloak huh Randall monsters ink Louise looking good violet from The Incredibles oh that's very well done and the predator gosh those are all perfect you have to fight an exact copy of yourself to the death how do you outsmart yourself kill myself I'll win either way you'll have the ultimate victory Kevin hmm hmm something just doesn't seem right here how old is 2020 three months how long do years live can you guys stop reporting our tweets for spam no no we're telling the truth here you are spam therefore you will report it as such people are freakin [ __ ] man it's called anal and it's been going on for a long time oh wait how long we talking I haven't met a single person who doesn't like this movie I don't like this movie I've never met you but you just did six without s is 9 what excuse me whoa who do we fight anyone not wearing a primary color whoa whoa whoa that's just not right no what's remarkable whiteboards yep I guessed correctly too bad the answer is whiteboards not correctly whoo you got burned life a sexually transmitted terminal disease hey we've got a lot of cures for it though just caught my husband in bed with another chick oh my god that's the cutest little ball of fluff I have ever seen anyone know the name of the black girl in the back Rosa Parks dude dude you can't do that drowning people is one of the most cruel ways to end a life I can't imagine how their last few seconds must have felt probably felt like drowning thanks Communist Spartan ever realized how freakin surreal reading a book actually is you stare at marked slices of tree for hours on end hallucinating vividly this is what levar burton wanted this is the world he fought for Katy if you don't like tea then a cup of tea is not your cup of tea okay say nothing if you still have feelings for me nothing you've failed technically I'm right nope I'll last the Internet don't make me the internet isn't always right I'll ask reddit there we go that's it reddit is always correct right I hate you so much I hope you collapse archenemy's architecture jokes are the best five ways to appear taller number one mannequin on top of your head number two giraffes boots number three torso extensions number four hover ominously number five go back to third grade and big boy this crap drives me up the frickin wall don't act like you don't like it Karen wanted a man has been stealing wheels of police cars police are working tirelessly to catch him I shudder to think what this would be like if it was the division that rode horses around town the only dream that comes true I don't know why people dream about peeing so much maybe there's something to it fact men are less likely to give birth to children than women yeah that's true are there any series or movies related to cooking please no master chef or ratatouille Breaking Bad huh family dinners are gonna get a lot more exciting has it ever dawned on you that the only thing keeping you alive when driving is a painted line and an unspoken agreement to not play bumper cars my friend that unspoken agreement is mutually assured destruction we learned about it in school it's blunt do twins have the same sized peepee as a twin I can say that mine is definitely bigger than my sister's are you sure though me Congrats when's the baby due pregnant librarian oh it's mine I get to keep it all thank God the last thing she would need is late fees on her child what's your idea of a perfect date a month year other formats can be confusing other formats can be confusing if you're a child I'm sorry we lost him we can't find him anywhere you may be at risk for throat cancer if you have a throat or mouth oh shoot I've got both of those how many birthdays are there seven billion or 365 well really there are only seven possible birthdays Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday or Sunday everything else is a birthdate thanks scientists just erase certain memories from a snail's brain and they'll think it'll work with humans too scientists do you remember anything snail my god as of now 2020 has been the best year of this decade never in my life have I been offended by something I 100% agree with why would you say something so controversial and so brave he's a hundred and four years old what's your Excuse he had more time to Train oh he had a lot more time writing tip yep that does look like one congratulations for non-native English speakers out there read is pronounced like lead and read is pronounced like lead oh dang WTF did she do Harvard an illegal alien I wouldn't say stitch was illegal he was just a bit of a a-hole at first dang Star Wars toys are getting too realistic nowadays choking hazard oh no oh no wasting my money on takeout because I'm lazy I think you mean stimulating the local economy and a hometown hero this will be my mindset forevermore angry husband Phil's wife's car with concrete after she changed her surname I hope she takes him to court she has concrete evidence boom are you expert in English yes then answer my one question okay a mother beats up her daughter because she was drunk tell me who was drunk she he's speaking the language of the gods will inator says if you water water it grows oh my god an inmate claimed his life sentence ended when he died and was revived nice try Court rules hey man you do miss a hundred percent of the shots you don't take Air and Space Museum I feel like this is hanging on the wall of a lot of science teachers classrooms -4° looks like a dude taking a crap he's right what the heck we need air support you can do it good thanks once you see it you know you're in Massachusetts I don't think Massachusetts memes knows what memes are they right though yeah I guess remember taking the vegetables off your double bacon cheeseburger decreases the amount of calories consumed never before have I needed a fact so badly we use imaginary numbers because we want you to be prepared for real life no no no no no it's because you want us to suffer as you did when you write a program that deletes the word it the code forbids it I don't think yours and mace windu is a really good example of anything that works yeah there aren't any cold-blooded mammals there are if they're frozen I am a frozen meat popsicle I am now called blooded and with that we've hit the end of the video always remember if you enjoyed this video make sure to smash that like button down below and hey if you really enjoyed the video consider subscribing and clicking the bell icon and until next we meet I'll be seeing ya [Music]

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Length: 12min 23sec (743 seconds)

Published: Sun May 10 2020