r/Dankmemes | healthcare moment

when you finish a show you really like then sit there with an empty feeling because you got so attached to the characters you sit there alone in your room black staring at the static on your screen that's also staring back hi there my name's robin mcgruber mk esquire iii and i'm now going to start performing poetry here on this channel [Music] hey how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking another look at r slash dank memes i'm not sure why but i've got a particularly good feeling about today so without much further ado let's jump right in i don't remember what youtube looks like without adblock maybe i should deactivate a little bit to help this one youtuber that i like more ads than a shady pirated anime website never again it's really not that freaking bad guys holy crap now of course as somebody that likes to make ad revenue every now and then i'm a little biased here but no it's not that bad man you want to see bad ads go to speedtest.net people who can tell which letter comes next without singing the alphabet song einstein newton yeah i don't know how they do that though sick and tired of people out here flexing their intelligence upon lower imbeciles like myself the anime the netflix adaptation yeah for real what the hell's going on with that guy's best though god so i'ma hook you up with all the free stuff just don't oh come on eve for god's sake the hate you give he i've excuse me newborn lion baby cubs mom come pick me up i'm scared newborn baby turtles to valhalla turtles are bad ass dude come on we know this although i'd be a little bit tougher too if i was born with a shield that encased my entire body once someone hands you their baby and it's ugly as hell oh you mean every single time i think in my entire life i have only seen maybe three babies that i thought were actually cute the rest of the time i'm like well hey small i'll give them that i guess gaming laptops you guys always act like you're better than me gaming desktops consoles space heaters oh god especially for the price man a thousand dollars will get me one heck of a gaming desktop but a thousand dollars is only gonna get me an okay-ish gaming laptop angels in movies angels in the bible i don't know why but i definitely prefer the biblically accurate angels there's something horrifying about them yet they tell you to be not afraid getting rick rolled the whole day it's rick's birthday therefore it's okay i never minded getting rick rolled i would have been more annoyed if the song sucked that would have been funnier but no it's a good song so i don't mind having an excuse to listen to it british people be like super bloke i'll never understand the teeth thing what the hell is that where did that come from boomers posting their fifth profile pic in a row [Laughter] don't worry they'll learn how to use cameras someday hopefully before it's too late you know cause they're all dying girl at school show's shoulder or ankle boys according to the school teachers whoa dang where can i get a penis snowblower what kind of jobs you had before doctor plumber firefighter you're hired oh welcome aboard you're going to be in a myriad of content from all over the genre spectrum netflix auto playing everything i look at me trying to browse netflix yo yeah netflix you gotta chill man four things you can't choose your parents your nationality your soulmate and the president of russia hey whoa whoa whoa whoa you most certainly can choose your parents all right you can't choose who births you but you can definitely choose your parents me about to finally get my ding-dong in the guinness book of world records the librarian putting a stop to it oh you meant like oh i see i bet i could get mine in the book of world records guess which record i would hold i got an extra controller for you the extra controller dude whenever i was handed the afterglow controller at a friend's house i knew i was in good hands those were far superior to the first party controllers okay and you can fight me on that one just remember i'm six foot three way over 200 pounds and i will sit on you so i think i got a pretty good shot at winning that argument colorblind people be like select your country oh no see colorblind folks like myself have to go by shapes yeah it's really great everyone knows that jesus is dead because he got crucified jesus three days later oh my god it's him he's back when you peel the crusty layer of lip and blood doesn't come out oh god oh man it's so highly relatable but it really shouldn't be relatable at all you feel what i'm saying you get what i'm laying down i mean lip balm isn't that expensive right we could all start moisturizing a little more when mom sees your fitness tracker and finds out you took 3 000 steps at 2 am stato makes no sense dude 3 000 why is it taking you so damn long to get finished up no one people with asthma when they can't find their inhaler oh yep they just die dude i have a nintendo ds i'm a gamer with dual monitors damn straight you are americans watching 22 people throw a brown lemon-shaped ball back and forth for three hours and out of that three hours you get about 12 minutes of actual game time the rest of it is just watching people getting paid millions of dollars a year to speak to each other don't get me wrong i've enjoyed football a couple of times in my life because the funny ads came on screen in between the boring bits too much electronics are bad for you online learning for seven hours schools yeah they're run by people with a fundamental misunderstanding of how humans work scientists have taught spinach to send emails making the covet vaccine curing cancer teaching spinach to send emails the important stuff ah one your brother doesn't let you play with his gaming console so you replace his blanket with a square one and he can't find the longer side i don't like to feel good i like to feel evil you're a dirty rotten scoundrel you know that absolutely despicable satan student copies be like which european country does this flag represent oh that's mean i have no idea americans are asleep quick post pictures of real football you son of a b me annoyed with my online teammate ugh why do i always get crappy teammates my teammate i'm sorry bro i just bought the game yesterday i'm still learning i forgive you oh that's the most unrealistic thing in the world i'm pretty sure people like this don't exist in the online gaming communities at large usually you just call me gay and say you screwed my mom my friend over there says you're cute their friend well well well why don't you tell your friend i'm incredibly intimidated but that's not a bad thing in this case giving me some serious resident evil vampire mommy vibes two historical figures of the same sex historians i diagnose you with good friends they were roommates me finally having time to play video games playing terribly and not having fun this is why i don't do that multiplayer stuff anymore unless it's strictly cooperative 50 bucks and i'll do whatever you want give me a hundred dollars oh florida is basically just a massive gta server change my mind well i think the reason we think that is just because it's the number one retirement community at large in the entirety of the united states plus you gotta remember the reason florida is always at the forefront of these crazy headlines and news articles is because technically they're an open record state everything and i mean everything is open to the public at least in terms of county and municipal records that's right i'm very fun at parties world war ii games when you're german for a mission agent hitler fbi screw godzilla vs kong all my homies want honk versus bonk i'm gonna give the edge to the goose when you start getting horny thoughts in public please stop brain i can't do this not today please just been stabbed where's the nearest hospital when you get a new cat from ikea up yep gotta get that head secure did it come with the right screws and bolts i see all of these european countries are coming together yet again for oh then there's italy boys who don't regret after jerking off philosophers saints i think the regret comes from what was getting you off in the first place so you're pretty justified in feeling regret depending on what was going on in your brain or what was going on on your monitor i'm looking at you damien this touchdown's for you jesus meanwhile jesus is just chilling watching some shrek guy's got some good taste crippling porn edition 11 year old me searching boobs as a joke it has to start somewhere you most likely were made on a bed born on a bed and will die on a bed lazy ass excuse me bobby i'm gonna kick your ass the ratatouille live action adaptation for disney plus is looking pretty lit actually that does look amazing i want to see it i think we can get all these fine folks and literally any rat together and we can pull this off people using incognito mode for pornhub people using normal google search for pornhub people who have pornhub apps on their phone's home screen power move wait they have an app oh i feel like my whole world view just changed give me a couple minutes i've got something i need to do how it feels when you switch from regular mayo to light halftime show ends memers to the computer me stirs the nest quick the milk god that transformation freaks me out more every single time i see it who let her lay on the beach for so long mountain dew just spent millions of dollars to show a bottle floating in midair hey guys get it get it it's cause john cena's invisible in other news completely i really wish that that flavor of mountain dew was better than it is it's quite not good and as a licensed mountain dew connoisseur that's all i got i just wanted to say that i was a licensed mountain dew connoisseur what you don't believe me come on i'll add it to my twitter bio i've been taking my mountain dew flavors super seriously ever since the first contest to vote on the next flavor i'm one of the ones that helped voltage get voted in man movie critics before writing a 2 000 word essay on why a movie about a giant lizard and a big monkey beating each other has bad character development this is why i don't listen to anything critics have to say anymore they're clearly smart and knowledgeable about movies and all sorts of things in that field but why is it so bad to just enjoy a movie why is it so hard to enjoy a movie it can't be this difficult right and furthermore if your ass is going to see godzilla vs kong and you expect any crazy amazing writing and character development maybe that's on you dude big lizard punch monkey monkey kick lizard lizard do nuclear breath lizard win i heard he can remember his grandson's name on most days well then when you realize that today is the queen's 69th anniversary of her being on the throne she's going to outlive every single one of us i swear not safe for work on porn not safe for work on anything else still my least favorite image on the internet read it when i post a slightly offensive joke you gotta be careful man this is the internet we're talking about here a plant develops an irritating self-defense mechanism first person eating onions i'll freaking do it again when you think you have one fruit snack left but feel the package and realize they're all gone oh oh i did not need you to bring that painful memory back into my brain thanks for that how much do you weigh 132 kilo you're hired school's pe department oh uh thanks for the conversion there great either way it makes complete sense me after meeting an american where pew pew oh that's back at home underneath my pillow the freshest thing in this kitchen is that pigeon i remember that episode and he was totally right pigeon probably had less bacteria on it as well given what was going on in that kitchen dude americans when the trees start speaking vietnamese russians when the snow starts speaking finnish my parents when i start speaking a valid point straight up until you move out of the house you are not allowed to be smarter than your parents it's just a freaking law of nature apparently when you forget to bring your phone to the toilet see you start philosophy facifiesing without my cookies i'm just a monster always have been your online girlfriend sends you nudes for the first time it's just pictures of a porn star she is the porn star on the one hand you gotta watch your girlfriend having sex with a bunch of different people for money but on the other hand she's probably making enough money to be your sugar mommy i'd say it's a decent trade-off here me showing my crush porn that proves that tall women can screw short dudes i think resident evil really awoke a lot of things in the online community recently and i'm very very proud me says a joke my uncle where racism or sexism when you don't know anyone at the party yeah i'm sorry that's not me man if you actually get me to go to a party i will talk with everybody i mean come on you said you'd go enjoy yourself a little bit hey free alcohol drink up bud every pickle since 2017 be like my name's not rick usa finally has no protests and riots for a week russia okay my turn gotta go to bed now i have school tomorrow alright see you tomorrow same time oh that hurts that really really does roses are red children are a pain no trespassing violators will be shot survivors will be shot again when you're going to sleep and you remember a cringy thing you did years ago that never stops we'll probably be 80 years old thinking about the dumb crap we did godzilla about to use his atomic breath attack against king kong king kong shut how much you wanna bet mofo is gonna figure out a way to muzzle the lizard then that might even things up a little bit me and the boys when the game releases a free skin you're damn right don't worry guys let me handle this i have the skin the science teacher saying that the three states of matter are solid gas and liquid the smart kids saying that plasma is also a state of matter me who knows that there are also other states like new york washington alabama florida and so on my gay friend is in a room with a girl me wouldn't that make you straight all the good grades you had parents that one subject yep do bad in even one little area and they'll never give a crap about your successes again i suck at my teaching job study hard most people don't pass my class yep that's exactly what that means dude what better way to completely own the classroom as the professor and to let everybody know that you suck absolute ass at it since you americans have one joke about britain and quite frankly we're getting tired of it why not make fun of something else like our pm tackling a small japanese child still one of my favorite photos ever taken me wondering why my friend stopped laughing at my impression of my teacher my teacher teacher the test won't be that hard the test never gonna give you up make you cry say goodbye let you down toddlers after finding the front-facing camera on your phone having a noob teammate is better than having a toxic and cocky teammate absolutely no need to change your mind there teacher what's the most toxic thing in the world the smart kid saying it's botulinum toxin me who knows it's twitter you know the best thing in the world about social media is that for the most part they do still let you curate a lot of what you see disney has an attractive girl play an ugly character by wearing glasses everyone actually she's still attractive with glasses on disney i said she ugly today day 7 of no nut november i've gained the ability to post memes in the future timeline damn nice one my guy showing the judge a dna test that proves i'm the father ex-girlfriend me showing the judge that i have read it installed on my phone which makes me a virgin now that's a move amazon wish oh god that dude ain't from wish spent like what was it 24 million dollars to have that thing embedded in his face definitely not wish not that that makes the whole situation any better mind you what comes after 360. one you're hired i don't know what microsoft has been smoking since 2014 but they have absolutely lost their minds with the naming schemes of these consoles any other websites double tap zoom reddit app double tap zoom and just like that ladies and gents we've come to the end of another video but before we get going let's take a look at today's fan art coming from a viewer in texas sorry if i did anything wrong this is my first time using reddit watch you guys a lot hope y'all like this first fully fledged piece i made on my computer really the first piece that's pretty freaking impressive i want to see more from you dusty always remember folks if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping a like down below and hey if you really enjoyed the video well then make sure you get yourself subscribed and 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Length: 17min 30sec (1050 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 12 2021