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it is my favorite nintendo game sploon [Music] all right you know i'm gonna read this in a weird way right uh hi so this is my first time posting on reddit haha but i drew a funky boy here because i saw other people drawing him so i drew him but in my own style i guess just a few doodles nothing big at all okay he's pretty cute though i'll give him that he's a creepy little hand monster but he's still very cute what's up ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk my name is robin and today we're going to be taking a look at r comedy heaven oh boy let's jump right on in there shall we ring neighborhood alert very big coyote 3am how does it know how does the ai know that it's a very big coyote seems suspicious to me question one are you left-handed why yes i am wrong you're supposed to say no left-handed people are not real which word is similar to racism xenophobia or orchestra guess what's coming that's right you apparently good lord kids react to osama bin laden's death wow that channel oh my god i'm african nice where do you live africa well i could have guessed that stop and think it sort of makes you stop and think doesn't it it's so stupid i still don't really know how to play but i'll try good comment you're the best channel ever ha i was just kidding bro you're supposed to sign into your alternate account if you want to make this look legit soybean soy mean you smell gay oh why thank you talking jerry and tom mouse you won't stop laughing no i'm afraid i won't start laughing you psychopath trending in australia piss now that sounds about right if i'm being perfectly honest this user will not participate in your transgender pee fetish excuse me i have very money okay i have one roy's roy's one lamborghini machine my favorite video the oh it's 13 minutes and 37 seconds long would you look at that please can i see pictures of people stairs close enough mom close enough wafer sugar waffle pine yeah could i get a couple of scoops of rainbow sherbet in pine please honey i'm home hello honey bam uh oh i see god how stupid good joke to tell your girlfriend are you allergic to nuts if she answers no good because you would die then if answer is yes oh no i guess you're gonna die what birth control pills in german birth control pills translated to anti-baby pilin you're a skadoosh bag you've been removed from the group yeah that's fair diane carroll [Applause] honestly diane i felt the exact same way all throughout high school so you're not alone there dude it's the wii phone man i'm really pissed that never came out i thought my stimulus check came in the mail today it was a warrant for my arrest but i've been getting no no no see it's but me been getting this is the very beginning of your legendary conversation with ritep why is mute i took a picture of a bird do you like her no wing too big how you gonna fly high with wings too big dumb bird i hate him screw youtube i'm done with this crap dude we're all there already i've been there for years let's be real performing masculinity edited by raynor emig and anthony roland wow must have been a fantastic job to work on look at this they are radiating masculinity cash kefi added you there are 39 other people in this group wow girl you're so beautiful wow they ain't sent separately bye goodness losses and run my friend made this gem me when a vaxxed child has a seizure holy crap karen what is wrong with you things i got for christmas one a new laptop two your nose hey what the hell give it back mario why do you love me or i'ma tell you right now i'm not doing a super mario impression because you are wonderful mario loves you very much there that's my mario impression leave me alone ask a guy who works at mcdonald's anything where do you work mcdonald's god i love 4chan it's beautiful how to find the reference angle in radians and degrees trigonometry i wish i was dead who you going to call goat's butter man almost two pounds jeez my grandma died i guess she never figured out when she was born huh ouch why are you saying ouch i stubbed my toe okay but it has nothing to do with the video it hurt the fourth of july on the 16th or the 15th the 15th i think oh okay good looks boo how do you know that fake fbi agent fbi prank on omegle he got scared he cried man really don't like how they let anybody buy ads bill foster said to bush's beans i'm thinking about those beans bill i've been thinking about those beans for the past 10 years you're not alone my guy eminem godzilla aneurysm reaction video you want to run that one by me again i'm confused here fun fact blueberries are the only fruit named after a color green not a fruit good try though brandon you're a genius boobs boobs boops boop i love posts like this because whenever i get the chance to read them i sound like i'm straight out of an episode of in between the lions m k mk mickey is forced to choose between goofy and his country i think we know what decision he made my dad's in jail and that sucks dude you gonna subscribe or what would you rather have ten thousand dollars transferred to your bank account daily or eat both of your hands depends how much am i getting paid to eat my hands well you don't get paid but you do get to eat your own hands well i'm gonna think about that your mother jesus christ what is wrong with you people i lost a testicle in a motorcycle accident recently made this in blender as a memorial to my lost little guy wow man i don't love my balls that much furries i'm a furry myself so don't get mad in the comments i also have a plan to get a custom fursuit at 18. mental disorders portrayed by the amazing world of gumball 2. mattress man says january 2020 versus may 2020. mattress man you're 100 correct dude we're all there we're all feeling it man don't worry about it you'll be back to shilling in no time help my keyboard is writing in japanese i don't know why did gaming is mufasa still alive i'm out here selling this little piece of crap five dollars or best offer in a relationship with nicole prado never mind she cheated oh my god my man oh goody the hulk hogan twitter account let's see what we got okay is my nephew there we were eating and now i can't find him is he still there his name is jason hi donna we have 1900 plus locations which location did you visit thank you applebee i found him he was at chili's our class congratulated to tyrone and denisha for being black wow there's not really much i can say about that one yikes egg bread asmr tortoise eating egg bread man i love tortoises and asmr but what's wrong with you people yo we make it to 10 million subscribers by tomorrow i'll do an mk asmr video that's right wants versus needs sorting i want vegetables candy water air bike tablet and clothes i need hippopotamus my heart one dollar i just need love man sugoi mart brings japanese to your fingertips letting you shop as if you were in tokyo what will you discover canned horse meat whale flavor i've got a couple of questions just a couple i swear i'm not gonna try to read this uh i'm just really confused a soldier asked eminem for autograph eminem replied no my name is maria and today is my 107th birthday and nobody wants to share my post because i'm old that's right maria you old bag what's the song at 150 still waiting dang alright ten years later you found it trending today p fire and john boyega that looks like reddit to me no no translated to english is help me help me free online translator i love you so much i do anything for you quit table tennis oh well anything but that i guess we can't lose that table tennis scholarship honey the horrible truth behind whipped cream oh my god barack obama and waffles barack obama versus waffle how are they different comparing president barack obama to waffle can i beat halo before the concrete hardens around me ooh hey everyone i just moved here from baltimore and the person who lived here before left this hideous but gorgeous if you buy it thing in my living room i'm a vegan and cannot even look at it without gagging can pick up in neptune beach only serious inquiries please dude 500 bucks for a hot dog couch that's a steal if you ask me what breed is he just a little boy alright look who's accompanying obama on his way to israel wow oh spongebob would be a significantly better dignitary to send overseas with the president than anything we got now one of these things is not like the other i'll let you decide oh good our slash world politics that's showing up now guys i made eggs do good for you i can't even make toast where can i buy a frog not for sexual reasons i'm in the market for a frog but don't know where or what kind of frog i want to get a frog from i would like the frog not for sexual reasons to be blue any information is helpful and thanks in advance for the people who may help me on my journey to acquiring my dream pet smiley face jeff bezos can't become a trillionaire if he gets eaten by a whale what if he gets eaten by a llama i'm sorry that's not my area of expertise penguins anybody else having problems with uninvited penguins they visit at the worst times they really do little bastards do you want to download rip save harsh [ __ ] get harem lobster 2019 sex dot com for free han steep your grit yiddip dot mp4 yeah i'd love to do that bro look at them they love phone more than god yes bro they can't even type i thank you god for today are you sure let us see man the boomer memes on facebook are starting to evolve into something else entirely right on the front page hunt for britain's cruelest criminal the queen where wife she is pregnant uh welcome to my office i i get it and all but cleaning that has got to be the single worst thing in the world but you have to stop working for an entire week to clean your desk he will never upgrade his set what is this dude whatever curly hair pictures fetus 4 000 on etsy oh but it's got free [ __ ] guys it's got free shipping thank the lord japan reopens theme parks forbid screaming on roller coasters due to covid19 no talking loudly and shouting on rides good god that's gotta be one terrible experience just silent roller coaster kinda spooky astral man he has asthma yeah so did darth vader what else this guy got huh my favorite app call pizza fake call pizza pizza center calling you i'm sorry i ran out of enthusiasm for this one just what the hell i'm gonna make you mine oh my god yes he's a dad already and you don't even have kids what exactly is this an ad for no really i want an answer i was trapped under toilet i was trapped under toilet man that got 56 000 views oh that makes me mad what was the bombing of hiroshima i don't know about that one walmart i am known for creating some of the most attractive sims in the sims freeplay this one here is the sexiest sim i've ever created i would not mind having sex with her she's more attractive than any white sim i've ever created god i'm real happy they blocked out your name because i really didn't want to know it my friend does anybody still make spaghetti sheriff you make spaghetti yes did you really just snap up all of the noodles you god monster i have super huge private part at this point wouldn't it be considered a public part i mean look at that thing money no no no monkey god get it right how old is wario wario can be as young as four and as old as nine what guys i don't i don't think that's how age works oh it's the boy conehead thanks mom thanks a lot scott brownlee oh look scott took a picture of his head next to the sign pointing out his own head and just like that ladies and gentlemen we have come to the end of another video here on mk always remember if you even someone enjoyed this one consider dropping a like down below and if you really liked it why not get subscribed and click the bell icon huh you know you wanna also hey keep giving us terrible intro suggestions down in the comments it really gets us going if you know what i mean no not like that you pervert all right i'm outta here folks i'll catch you next time

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Length: 13min 24sec (804 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 23 2020