r/Rareinsults ·

kj apa and cole sprouse when they were actually 17. man i would have absolutely crushed you at age 17 crushed you wouldn't even survive the weight of my wallet snitch dude he's got a point hello everybody welcome back to easy peasy i'm cougar and today we're diving into our slash rare insults before we get started i'd love to hear what insults you guys can come up with for me seriously really rip into me and my weird two different colored eyes anyways let's get to the memes dude shaped like an airpod you know what slim jesus is but he still made a few bangers keemstar pokeman two out of ten this tweet fricking sucks and it's completely unnecessary sad face this tweet freaking sucks and is completely unnecessary if only you gave your daughter the same amount of attention you put into tearing others down on the internet you might be a decent father figure and probably not have a height complex there keemstar owner admits to not cleaning her own diarrhea hotel hell the owner looks like she's about to give you a poisoned apple come here my pretty listen here brad just because your brain runs at the speed of your foreskin growing back doesn't mean that your opinion matters in the standpoint crawfish are superior to lobsters down to their damn testicles that are somehow still larger than yours what was this argument about 5g is more than 10 times faster than 4g but saves 20 more energy than the industry average follow us to find out why 5g isn't just faster it's better for the planet no trials have been done on the long-term effect that 5g will have to human health that's because they already know crap 5g and up is weapon grades oh okay then don't worry it only affects brain cells so you're gonna be fine there bud hey if your mask is working why does it matter if i wear a mask because mass ought to prevent you from giving it to other people not protecting yourself from it you soggy piece of whole wheat nut left bread what an insult i love it question how do you tell the difference between brie larson and the ceiling in her house hey the ceiling has texture and more than one dimension hey brie larson get off youtube no one wants you here go live in your million dollar mansion this is for all the small guys it's youtube not your already famous tube get off girl sorry i really don't like when celebrities make youtube channels and get a ton of followers and views just because they're celebrities making the most boring white wall watching paint dry content like brie larson seriously go watch one of their videos they're trash she's literally that one girl in class who bullies you then tells the teacher you hit her oh my god she freaking is he looks like captain america before the stem cells you know mgk may have lost the rap battle but he's still making some fire like rock music right now seriously go check out his new stuff chicken doesn't need seasoning amazing how he resisted the temptation to devour the sign long enough for this picture to be taken given how much he loves the taste of cardboard hey man i like playing chicken i don't see a problem with this if they showed the movie on an airplane people would still walk out of it i didn't see this movie but i have to after this comment i will pour cement down your anal cavity oh baby baby don't damn me with a good time there should be a maximum age for facebook like once you hit 30 you are legally forced to stop using it would help these geriatric okanarians from falling for joke beliefs like flat earth and lizard people and that we were all gonna raid area 51 i wasn't allowed to post this mukbang these guys look like christmas edition m m's now christmas edition m m's are more appealing than these two how are you not the jerk here you're slut-shaming your adult daughter for sleeping with one guy if you were any simpler your husband would have to water you twice a week oh you got roasted girl if you choose not to wear a mask we respectfully ask that you postpone your visit we'll be happy to debate the efficiency of mass with you when this is all over and you come in to sell your dead grandmother's clothes thank you dr master quiet that's savage 29 life hacks that could save your life is that a freaking game boy cartridge case this is a legit life hack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news the friction from it being in your pocket or jostled around wears down the latex and can cause it to tear if you keep one in your game boycott case that won't be an issue because no one will have sex with you savage i have eight pets oh cool what are they three dogs five cats you should get a lizard no thank you are you sure with your dry conversation he'll feel right at home i have never been so visibly disrespected in all my life use your creativity for good not evil oh kevin on stage you got roasted boy an idiot said i would never vaccinate i mean poisoning my kids i'd rather a dead child than an autistic one just don't want my children to end up scrounging benefits with one of these made up mental illnesses i don't want weak children her actual father i'd rather a dead child than you sweetheart you were a mistake and your mother should have swallowed she looks like the type of person who reads all terms and conditions then presses decline that right there is the og karen and she's coming for you she looks like she's about to murder the one out of ten dentists that didn't recommend her toothpaste one two karen's coming for you morning of my dad's wedding i was 14. why do i look like this not even my dog wanted to eat this piece of garbage oh it sucks to be you the last of us too something tells me bel delphine is appealing to the wrong market with these camera girl condom hmm you may be right dolendar you may be right doug is the type of guy to wear a lego t-shirt in a six-figure car doug is the type of guy to break into a car to steal the onus manual i love top kia stuff i'm your girlfriend's crush your nose stopped downloading at 15 dude but his mustache is at 110 baby makes sense and great advice thanks it really doesn't dogs are pretty dumb my dog has never been downvoted so i don't know but you have there pal guys what's stopping you from dressing like this 24 7. i don't park cars at italian restaurants tell me which stonks to buy hmm these nuts lmao shouldn't they be dropping soon though ooh burned by pokemane can this teenager use a rotary phone oh look these stupid kids they can't use a rotary phone they can't use a phone book wow it's almost like as technology advances all the things slowly become useless and obsolete kind of like ellen and that's why she was cancelled our sound card's still relevant soundblaster x ae5 who lol evil allah named his son after a sound guard i guess his i guess his son isn't relevant man looks like a rejected eminent concept oh he really does will the real slim shady please sit down and replace this imposter it was 1997. i was outside mcdonald's on queen street age 15 an old lady backed speak english at a pair of young korean men and without missing a beat one of them goes ooh i want a nice cup of tea look at me i'm english i want to eat plain toast i miss him every single day so do i so do i ernie g says anime is lame af imagine fricken and you gotta moan ernie oh ernie oh that is so cringy if you saw yourself getting sold on dark web and you decided to buy yourself how do you think they'd deliver you to you bold of you to assume i have the money bold of you to assume that you're that expensive my friend i'm worth about two bits why do i feel like houston's the type of guy to make eye contact through the crack in the bathroom stalls hey there you taking a poop tati is like the kid in school that would start fights with everyone and then get their mom in the next day you know what's funny the girl that this was like this version at my school ended up shoving her hand through the window in one of the classrooms and she got expelled if we don't close schools for the flu why kobet you think with a forehead that big that there would be a brain up there but there really isn't two cannibals are sitting together eating amy schumer one of them looks at the other and says does this taste funny to you the other cannibal looks at him in the eye and says no that made me laugh more than any video today thank you good sir hey man what tastes like stolen jokes though vanilla ice is having a fourth of july weekend concert in texas despite corona should be fine we're still allowed to gather in groups so pumped to death hey no disrespect to vanilla ice i won free tickets in florida to him performing at the hilton in daytona beach and it was packed with like 300 people which is not like packed but oh my god it was a fun show this couple went to the gym together for six months oh that's so sweet did the guy wait outside maybe maybe he did he does look a little more muscular though jeff bezos founder amazon.com he gained a million dollars for every hair he lost uh he's a billionaire wait no he's a trillionaire now that's depressing weird freaking hands each individual finger gets more kitty than your pecker any day so suck it oh wait no one's doing that for you anyways so your 2 inch murder hornets are big but my two inches are small yeah okay one stings with pain in the other way looks like humpty dumpty went to harvard and got a degree in disappointing his parents howie mandel here the first creep looks like a weasel that wished to be human but the genie was hung over so he didn't try very hard yes hello i am real human man not the weasel at all the town's name is so long it's invading netherlands boys prell looks like the final evolution of jaden smith i mean we haven't seen him yet he's in the pink hair stage right now but he might just evolve karen doesn't need to listen to doctors i've been having trouble breathing lately and my doctor told me to get tested for this kung flu luckily i still have my oxygen tank from the cancer treatments to keep me going i don't need to hear what the liberal doctors say god will keep me healthy shouldn't she be harassing mike wazowski about the paperwork mike wazowski i have the kung flu justin looks like he would kidnap the justin from 10 years ago yeah he does in a very very suspicious van she seems like the person to lick her finger before turning the page on a kindle well let's just say your dad failed at making this one jesus these are the kind of people who would want a refund for eminem's because they have w's on them yeah man i always do that cameron uses her underwear as a mask and says they told her to wear a mask because she wasn't black what wearing a clean mask is easier than walking around a store having the smell of a salmon hatchery inside a porta potty pressed against your face [Laughter] when you're basically the only person in the store not wearing a mask yes and even though miss piggy is merely a puppet made of cloth and wire mostly she still have more brain cell oh kermie she's gonna die this guy really does look like a mechanical pencil edit my sincere apologies i didn't mean to disrespect mechanical pencils like that [Laughter] he looked like if you microwaved ellen for 25 minutes oh my god frankie grande you're not famous go away took a pic of my girl today wow she looks a little unhappy if mona lisa don't get her butt back in the painting i'm calling security at the louvre he went for a tattoo on his neck and they charged him for a sleeve can't wait for you to visit barnsley i'll fill you in still cut old chinese burn your neck oh those are some words i can't see but i wish i could he looks like my notebook when i got bored during class also the funny thing is he got wrecked by this fighter the dude with all the tattoos yeah he got wrecked in the first round pete davidson always looks like a starving werewolf in mid-transformation yeah i do introducing england's 81st test captain he's got the face of a victorian pickpocket mixed with uh prince harry wow he really does i hate everybody you always pose like a divorced mom she really does it's because of this kind of people why the power rangers say their colors she probably looks down and up before crossing the street yeah that makes sense puberty had better transitions than this it really did my 16 year old son took an iq test and he scored an 87. i'm a high school teacher i am disappointed at him how should i punish him don't be jealous just because his iq is twice yours having you as a parent is punishment enough my friend you're the only youtuber i think should get a worse quality camera yeah yeah that's a big mouth i don't want to be looking at a high school student has died after jumping into the taiwa river as punishment for losing a rap battle even the river's flow was too strong for him holy crap burn lol you can't even fart without reddit getting him elitist about the tonality air pressure velocity aroma balance physics and how your diet doesn't match the distinguished and divine bowel trumpeting they can create someone tell riley reed the n-word pass isn't sexually transmittable dude i remember when this is like the youtube beat between rock-a-rock and my favorite part about this video that damn like 60 dollar bottle cap mic is a piece of crap you would never want to make music on it and it's not even plugged in get a better mic riley any white girl that looks like this will rob you and help you look for whatever she stole yeah yeah she will i like that muffin top over your jeans too and this is fricked fricked like your face my old school runescape videos get more views than your porn please don't pipeline ooh roasted cali cline how will russian girls just the hottest people alive and why do they turn into potatoes once they reach 47th that is a good question i know it was a scam for sure when i saw this i've decided to give back to my community jeff bezos ha good one buddy when your state mandates wearing a mask in public hashtag braveheart hashtag freedom hashtag defy tyrants meanwhile in actual scotland we're wearing masks on public transport and in the shops you know what else we're doing counting deaths in single digits most days that digit is zero as a born and bred scotsman i'm looking forward to your life expectancy being similar to that of the 13th century scotland ladies would you rather date a guy shorter than you yeah because anyone shorter than you would be snatched away by predatory birds this man goes to the gym and does shrugs for four hours and then leaves dude that is not four hours with the shrugs that's like going to the gym three days a week to do shrugs those are weak this man would slap his own butt during sex ah yes the live-action netflix jojo remakes star right here this guy looks like if marco piller and jacksepticeye had a gay son oh my god he does hey everybody markiplier septiceye here i swear charlie's the only person i've seen that can stand up and manage to look shorter i know right he's like tiny keanu reeves but i still love him 2020 has officially redeemed itself star wars reset includes kathleen kennedy stepping down too bad i don't know what this means this dummy ran the franchise into the ground harder than a pilot with no hands yeah cause a pilot no hand still has feet to fly with she's got nothing going on upstairs daily brain eating amoeba confirmed in florida poor thing's gonna starve poor little guy jennifer lopez says men are useless until they turn 33. by all means let's give a damn about relationship advice from a woman that collects engagement rings like she's thanos i showed this to my therapist he walked into the next room handed the other therapist 20 dollars and sat in the chair hey man that 20 bucks is probably going to sip in bel delphine hater all you want she's a marketing genius man what should i name her hashtag my newt's toy call it free throws so you won't ever sink it oh god that is a nice boat though tony hawk is the oldest teenager i've ever seen yeah dude but he still shred way harder than you ever could honey you need to use my tweezers to find your dick okay sweetheart i'm a grown man with a beautiful wife and kids so your little dick insults have zero effect on me but if you'd like to send those tweezers over i gladly pluck a couple of pubes out so you can sprinkle them on your head where your hairline used to be now kindly crawl out of my dms you freaking white walker and go back to your terrible tv show with a bad ending this what a twix look like when it's been in your pocket all day ah but can the twix do the peck pop of love baby he looks like a higher budget more serious non-autistic version of tyler1 huh he really does i am a disappointment you're the kind of person to play the ussr theme bass boosted edition on the back of the school bus and wonder why no one thinks you're interesting yeah yeah it's become pretty basic at this point dude it's been four years since i shot this photo so much has changed and so little they should be using bats for the pharaoh cool oh my gosh you look straight out of fallout that's freaking great but it's still sad kja appa and cole sprouse when they were actually 17. man i would have absolutely crushed you at age 17 crushed he wouldn't even survive the weight of my wallet snitch dude he's got a point i don't know if anyone has said this but charlie looks like he could turn in water into weed yeah dude that totes good bro i'm the reborn second coming of weeds's man go see my girl tomorrow in hollywood oh my god kylie has one of the most realistic looking wax figures i've ever seen and i'm confident it's because kylie is 75 silicone herself i mean it's so accurate and if you don't believe kim kardashian had plastic surgery look her up in disaster movie which is two years before she got plastic surgery can't even recognize her can't even recognize her the wife looks like she would be a stripper in whoville oh my god don't you mean whoreville be quiet honey you're in your home shut the window dear that lady looks like she was forced into widescreen format and got a little bit smooshed i need to play fortnite boy you need to play wii fit adventure you got more rolls than a bakery using guys for friends is just as psychologically damaging as using girls for sex sounds like a literal fedora with arms wrote this but okay it did m'lady it did now date me wtf man this is his mother's that's scary you like the gross watery liquid at the top of a yogurt give yourself a good stir and come back with a more positive attitude please and thank you ah such a great visual thank you actually actually i'm imagining this the four horsemen of ndaq elon musk the zuck zuckerberg bill gates trying to solve corona but make a profit and jeff douchos these guys could fix your wi-fi then frick your wife zuck would need an instructor manual for the second part he is a robot he really is a robot well if you made it this far i really hope you have an insult for me in the comments down below anyways feel free to like comment subscribe have a good day and remember be good people

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Length: 20min 23sec (1223 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 12 2020