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when the bully breaks your phone so you break his spine how's it gonna want to welcome back to easy-peasy my name is ekend today we're here taking a look at our slashed cursed comments thanks I guess you got two great balls looks like I just slapped her with my mighty great balls remember this group this is them now the old yet so the doing the same thing for the corpse or what epic if we 69 it won't be bestiality oh is it just me or is the son giving this guy a shoulder rub just act normal and say everything is fine and your children will be alright thanks now I'm picturing the son having some very confused children died up in his basement loading screen tips be like the lifespan of an onion is determined by how long it lives every minute is 100 African children dying let's get to 1 million let's kill your ding dong has aimbot while pissing bro it's my dream to pee from the top of a building and snipe people walking by you wake up and see me in your room what you doing be confused because all the other bodies in my room don't smile nobody decline a call faster than a four-year-old watching YouTube I always answer calls even if I'm beating my me like I can talk to my mom about iron and that died and I'm still beating my crap like there's no tomorrow USA during the apocalypse in real life USA during the apocalypse and movies once America found out that he couldn't shoot the coronavirus they gave up they couldn't even shoot the Japanese army so they nuked civilians when I was a little kid I had a pet turtle that my mom said went to live in the Hills believed it until I saw my aunt using his shell as an ashtray oh no are you ready kids I can't hear you Oh comes back foot open rub rub seven days yeah I'm here for the rub rub please pulls that dingdong begins to rub rub I felt like this since I was a kid what the postman sees what I see I see a box full of bad dragon dildos why is the quality so bad well now even Isis execution videos of better quality footage than this I've eaten your entire family Rachel yet I still hunger for more see that old lady over there bring her to me do my bidding like before if this photo gets 10,000 likes I'll do whatever the first comment says cut off your penis with a blunt spoon give everything you can to a homeless person there are two kinds of people you're on a bridge and a train is heading towards five innocent people if you do nothing they will die but if you have the opportunity to push the fat fruit to make it six what would you do make it seven why are the English people so good at chess why because the Queen never dies and why are the Americans so bad at chess because they lost two towers oh when the choking went a bit too far but you're happy she opened her eyes again kill the brother you can't take your daddy juice why does it look like you committed numerous war crimes during the you guys Lea Vince you got some Oh God Yugoslavian yoga Slee a V&O Civil War including slaughtering woman and children of the Muslim Albanian minority God you went all out for that one for all the people who say that Middle Eastern people are white we're not Karen we don't clap when airplanes land we clap when they don't good God masturbation is sex and single-player I remember one single player got boring like who'd played my brothers who could play co-op Oh companies when they remove the S at the end of word and replace it with Z cheap slave girls know what is the strangest compliment you've ever received I was told that I have nice legs by some random guy that didn't have legs at Walmart once what did you say they're not for sale my girlfriend was pregnant and the 5g radiation turned my baby's skin black we're both white it's the towers man blur Stroeve ng tastes better when cooked which one both are tasty cooked Cookie Monster steals the last cookie from starving Syrian refugee girl after Cookie Monster's run out of cookies Cookie Monster a leader Syrian family to Chinese people if Korean pop is kpop than Chinese rap is crap Chinese people then tie rap is a trap which is very fitting consume us Papa we seek death our slash put your ding dong in that it's like water with crunchy fication crunchy vacation isn't that what they did to Jesus kerchief I him crunch fi him that people cried I recently swapped all the labels on my wife's spice rack she hasn't noticed yet but the time is cumin cumin my ass I'll give you a good time put it right in my anus out my proudest nutmeg for the last time my name is not meg and I put on your gloves and get the frig out of here if someone used as a dildo could say they lost their virginity twice Oh day 14 dolphins are coming back day 163 dinosaurs are coming back day 945 bed came back how that for the guy in the basement I kept it locked plane crash survivors of Reddit what are your stories what was the scariest part my detonators stopped working do you ever get so excited you just want to crush a human skull in your hands you just described breathing I am fairly certain I did not I'm not sure if I agree with her or not but still my daughter's homework list at least five things that are almost always white disney princess why would you say something so controversial yet so brave well technically sheep cloud and Disney Princess are only three things so she probably meant sheep cloud Disney Prince SS which is even darker blur Stog oh let him doggy chases his tail and decapitates them all like me hold on a second dolphins return to Italy meanwhile in New York meanwhile in the Middle East your big sis is ready to play any game with you no thanks I can play games on my own thoughts are temporary but doom is eternal doom guy unzips pants let's play rip and tear thanks I hate Eevee Oh what about nine tails though Oh Elon Musk in quarantine Elon is jacking off to them 3d wife who's that he's making he is testing the fab right of them what movie changes the plot if you add a random are somewhere in the title fantastic breasts and where to find them planet of the hikes did you know feed a dog for three days they will remember you for three years feed a human for three years they will forget you in three days so we shall feed the humans two dogs when you video call your homie and female filter and he suddenly starts fapping Peter stop stop it's me noise intensifies quarantine has given me a newfound respect for old sailors who were stuck on ships for so long they invented half woman half fish to be horny about they definitely screwed fish first and then came up with a story later the fish nature's fleshlight how flat could a cat beam saw a really flat one yesterday on the highway it was about one centimeter o graph showcasing my age stat the ears let's flatten the curve warning never put your fingers where you wouldn't put your ding-dong anything is a fleshlight if you're brave enough drinks the glass of milk left on the counter everyone at the sperm bank Oh girls pockets boys pockets girls handbags whatever the Frick they used to carry things and math problems never heard of a foreskin he's the only black Jedi so he got a grape-flavored lightsaber oh come on I stole something at the grocery store today but now I won't stop crying that it misses its mom not using chloroform is a rookie mistake mental have a hamster cost less than rice chips and curry sauce tastes nicer as well whoa what boys play with what girls play with yes I do love it when I see my daughter playing with a bloody disembodied human heart we've all kicked a pregnant woman no no he's got a point you've also had your ding-dong inside of you a woman I can feel this image the texture of the paper on your butter the poop pushing through the holes onto your fingers Oh can't believe they really painted over this shake my freaking head stay-at-home kobe should have listened to that oh no your daughter brings him home how do you greet him with a magnet don't knock unless I married you birthed you or ordered food from you mailman who [ __ ] mailman sexually abused my cat we don't even need a pill anymore do to reduce the pollution we can now see the matrix all I see outside is fire and people running around naked ever had sex so good you had to stop and think freakin one kid won't hurt no but every time it is so good one time I woke up in the morning my ding-dong was cooking breakfast oh the microwave me stopping the timer on 0.1 seconds my family at 1:00 a.m. why are there so many people in your microwave Thanks I hate it hey nice dig gun if that's a pistol she's writing where's the trigger oh I wish when people cut onions instead of crying they have an orgasm granted but doesn't your grandma I'll do the cookie when you visit her yeah never mind the Canadian passport comes to life when held under a UV light so it is my bedroom I knew it I saw it coming when you pause the video to see if the noise is your hearing or from the video or not who you video is porn you pause it but they're still screaming you pause it but they're still clapping in your parents room so it's all good Penn Island penis land the logo looks like a [ __ ] penis pods of air they turned me into a freakin pestis where do you charge it oh no family at home 24/7 me no premium finally something the whole family can enjoy step family what is the worst prank you pulled on your sibling not pulling it out before my oh come on Princess Diana's grave and accessible by car thoughtful braum on the crapper and the guy next to me is legit watching some questionable anime it's gotten worse he's moaning every few seconds I hear doke crapping it's getting louder it sounds like some lolly stuff oh god I had a ring made with my daughter's ashes which i think is perfect that's a new way to finger your daughter if I can live in the wild with any group of animals it would be cool to live with roosters because roosters appreciate me for who I am clearly this kid loves the [ __ ] and the [ __ ] loves him they're the same picture the Invisible Man is having a good time I met Santa at the ball a very nice old man even let me sit on his lap hold up Christmas music stops jazz music starts what are you doing step Santa when you're going 90 miles per hour and the school zone and the preschoolers are crossing Street this is where the fun begins put a skewer on the front and make a kid kabob no what no at least he died doing what he loved jacking off inside of me switching hold on no sound me making it louder still no sound my father and Bluetooth headphones in the next room through speaker it's time to get Shrek see with Fiona and Donkey loud suction and zoo noise ensues I wish every time someone's simps they get squirrels in their pants s to the I to the M to the P Grandin check your pants Hey look a dead squirrel what does that mean a free fleshlight I hate these all of these what girls think guys want to slap what guys really want to slap can't wait until I can stick my ding-dong in bags of soil again again some call me ariana grande some comma Selena Gomez but deep down I look like Taylor Swift some Sarah knows can suck insoles sometimes your soulmate was there all along you just never noticed for a long time yeah sisters are great no my friend you can't get upvotes just by having a cute girl and Star Wars in your meme me Vader I am your father girl okay then food me daddy watch a trauma surgeon react to action injuries up next terrorists breaks down bomb scenes and movies my childhood dream was to eat one of these why do you want to eat a Teletubby Oh God thank God we're over we're done it's it's oh we have reached the end of our slashed cursed comments thank you all so much for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure to that subscribe button and the Bell see you notified every time easy peasy uploads and until the next one I'll see you around

Channel: EzPz

Views: 1,188,453

Rating: 4.9442911 out of 5

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Id: wzy7ovAMCxU

Length: 11min 30sec (690 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 22 2020