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watermelon I don't think so you might want to take another look how's it going everyone and welcome back to easy peasy my name is Zac and today we're to be taking a look at our / facepalm awesome 1 out of 5 stars this game is very awesome so I give it 4 stars white a second France a young man weighs a ps4 in the fruits and vegetable section and pays at 9.20 9 euros huh why do I wait 100 billion views on minecraft think about the numbers there are 3 billion people on this earth you are one of the stupidest people I've seen in my entire life oh my god the three nine and four keys are so worn down from people pushing them thinking that's the code amazing girl tries to pour acid on ex's face when blows it on tears instead yikes McDonald's hiring smiling faces for afternoon shits this is Al Gore's house it uses 20 times as much energy as the average American home 30,000 dollars a year in utility bills yet he thinks he can lecture you on your carbon footprint using the first letter of your name tell me something that makes you happy alcohol how many movies are on Netflix at least 41 ok let's that's by Netflix people drew car logos from memory and the results are hilarious alright but to be fair I would draw the same thing PSA please do not park like this that is my car on the right I was contemplating having to crawl across the passenger seat when the woman who owned the car on the Left came back I pointed out calmly this used to be more aware of the cars around her one parking um you're not even in the lines pal hello asshole oh don't huh me if you talk to my girlfriend like that ever again you'll get to see the demon inside me don't mess with me I will ruin your life your normal mate reveals teeth showing four big fangs what do you laugh on that little boy you harder now notice we've been informed that from now on black people are not allowed to enter the restaurant for the sake of your health consciously notify the local police for medical isolation please understand the inconvenience caused hmm trapped on an island what do you bring boat yes boring game can't play for more than five minutes wouldn't recommended he's had at 945 hours on the game boy did I blow it okay everybody my humblest apologies I forgot that I extended the deadline to Friday my bad I'll go and crawl back in my corner and wait for Friday in the meantime send my thumbnails any time you'd like as long as you get them in by Friday sincerely your brain-dead art teacher BTS from the First Avenger please stop using BTS to gain likes on your photo please stop using our BTS kpop name please stay away from this somebody please explain to me okay there is 6% alcohol in this beer no matter how big it is a regular can of this is the same what's the point of a tall camp besides more beer why not drink the smaller beer with the same alcohol like who wants to drink more beer if there's no benefit I fell for this crap never again I'm sorry but the Norwegian butter crisis of 2011 just confuses my goddamn brain because how the actual Frick does an entire country run out of butter did Norway just come downstairs like opens fridge good I can't read that I was gonna explain how the butter crisis happened but then I noticed your freaking hilarious attempt at writing we've run out of butter I'm not sure if you know but you just basically wrote we drove out of the lubrication and I think that's beautiful I'm sick of the US government I'm moving to California Frick the US yeah hey who wants to tell them Canadians think the Titanic was a real event and not just a movie how dumb can you be yeah those stupid Canadians my cheap-ass boyfriend bought himself the full switch and got me the light who cares the point is that he bought you a $200 console as a gift it's his money the fact that he used it to buy you something in Europe set because he didn't get that $300 version speaks volumes I've just convinced my mate that the inside of a cheese grater is in fact a sick new nightclub should be is Frick where is it shortage we shall we go yes please imagine being on DMT and that gaff probably freaked out I reckon you'd have a great time everybody gangsta until the chicken starts walking but chickens do walk good morning phone found on property in grass if you believe it is yours contact the office you might want to send an email they probably didn't get this text if they don't have their phone what's the craziest reason you had to fire someone girl called into my husband's work from a number that wasn't her own saying I got carjacked on my way to work so I won't be able to come in all weekend I'm calling off my friend's phone cuz my phone was in the car so you won't be able to reach me for about a week either as soon as she hung up management called her cellphone that wasn't on her file and she picked up saying hey I'm driving who's this no crime 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. but after that you can do all the crime you want don't worry about it are you white I guess so but you ate at a Chinese restaurant you realize Chinese restaurants are often used as a local gathering spot for actual Chinese people right well you think you have the right to barge in there and take up space in a place that should be a safe space for people of Chinese heritage they have good noodles that doesn't answer the question do you know what cultural appropriation is we live in a society that is mostly dominated by white people who can use their power to oppress minorities okay well he answered the question they have good noodles you don't have to be Chinese to go into a Chinese restaurant I don't know why but the deep loud voice made me think of the freakin narrator on the Discovery Channel David Attenborough he has a freaking name believe it or not people who work for big TV programs or big any sort of projects there are people too it's I know it's hard to believe download more ram prank it doesn't work doesn't work pretty much a scam I always thought my phone is too much RAM on it and I thought this app would solve it totally not recommended three out of five stars good cookie just don't eat the dough rod made my son and me sick yeah you're supposed to you know bake it I freaked up bad tried to wipe the dye off my forehead and it won't come out tomorrow is my first day back to work today around 5:00 p.m. Douglas was spooked by a gunshot and ran off we've been searching for him the past two hours with no luck if anyone hears anything please let us know which one is Douglas come on oh my god why did these bunnies have what looks like tape over their mouths oh god you've got to be kidding me you have actually got to be kidding me this is a very bad idea a very stupid idea I would like to know how it ended up Egypt's Ministry of Energy cut the electricity of Egypt's Ministry of water due to unpaid bills in retaliation Ministry of water cut off the water of energy ministry sometimes you got to leave the fake people behind even the baby by 2005 or so it will become clear that the Internet's impact on the economy has been no greater than the fax machines Nobel prize-winning economists Paul Krugman 1998 they need to invent an gloves for your feet because my feet are always cold ever heard of a sock maximum of five three customers at a time man call the restaurant to make a reservation but couldn't think of the word so ask for a food appointment and now I can never show my face there again stop letting your heart and your coochie choose your men I'm confused at what is left oh never mind allow my brain you writes this lowly was right you really forgot your whole brain she read this post with her coochie just checking is the garden mini collection back as normal yes Brenda it is middle finger just checking Brenda is that the emoji you wanted to send it was meant to be a thumbs up but I may have read I may have the wrong glasses on sorry if it was offensive oh my goodness I've just had another proper look really sorry seriously Brenda don't worry about it you've brought tears to my eyes after a weird couple of weeks it's good to laugh well this is just wholesome oh boy Asia Russia question marks Mexico Africa wTF is this Texas oh boy how do I report a business that is non-essential and isn't following orders try the get guest app Oh app thank you I taught my daughter the truth about Flat Earth and the other day we were in the toy shop and she spots a globe first thing she said was what is this nonsense why does the toy shop preach lies please be parody please be parody gluten-free chocolate chip cookie this product contains gluten wait my husband your husband you know it baby much love for my gorgeous wife this is cute I'm happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish but just found a weird green lemon is it a lime and I'm an idiot and this is where Rockstar will always stay ahead of Ubisoft when it comes to open-world details even in the older GTA whenever you'd get a car busted so bad the hood came off there'd be an engine you actually saw the a rendered engine and with Ubisoft's watchdogs too no engine nothing a hold this is beyond lazy I'm not one for nitpicking but you got to realize as a developer that there are people out there that will notice shit like a car engine missing from a car oh my freaking God let me explain you kid the freaking engine is in the back of the car why would the engine be in the back you want the car to go forward so the engine has to be in the front if it's in the back it'll just go backwards please be joking oh my god I just have 80s music playing in my head right now it's weird I didn't think I remember these songs from guardians of the galaxy oh wait I have headphones change.org make gems essential in Georgia but they're not essential though you can work out at home away from people thank you I would rather be half right than half wrong you do realize that if you are half wrong you are also half right color name white what wait a minute flat earther died after launching himself with a homemade rocket is natural selection so has everyone else's home projects coming along kitty door install Lowell I hate myself why would you put it man come on Hong Kong that is not where Hong Kong is lady my friends started talking about this guy and referred to him as the hot chicken guy yep that's that's good that's what he's known for yep nothing else honestly I hate pics like this it ruins the illusion of the film so much you are quite literally in a sub called movies in the making if you hate behind-the-scenes shots why are you here I'm bored I'm shocked we should get together bored like I don't have anything to do not bored like a chalkboard learn to spell check oh god I hope you don't breed same she did all the homework did she do it in a piece of paper if she did can you please take a picture of it and send it to me yes okay thanks I want to be able to make her present on the attendance there's always books on rasz kids that were assigned to her while someone broke into our house when we were sleeping and deleted it Oh No yeah they did broke into our house that's not good people who think iPhone is better cloud emoji your profile picture is you with an iPhone oh yeah you're right how about that the truth is just so damn obvious 5g cell tower weaponized 5g batt vaccine based 5g chem chem trail beam kovat 19 mind control beam New World Order 5g activated nano surveillance roles 50 most popular women on the web / Google search results Lady Gaga Ke$ha Madonna Beyonce Rihanna Britney Spears Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus yep all women oh no why is the keyboard like that why what boy were they not obvious enough to you which ones they were can you not read you some glasses also why is the insell sticker all the way up there KKK leaders started stabbing each other over argument about who's the most racist Wow is this please tell me this like an onion article right Braun got himself a stalker that's the same game if wireless PCs existed we could literally take them anywhere and use them to be even more productive than having to plug it into a socket all the time you mean a laptop I think I said pcs very clearly people who left reddit what was your reason for leaving on April 19th 1995 a man robbed a bank with lemon juice on his face as a disguise since he knew lemon juice could be used as invisible ink he figured it would make his face invisible on cameras boy what a moron hello yes I found your friend's phone could you tell your friend I found it who the person whose name is at the top of screen okay thanks nope problem hey Kate it's me Adam somebody found your phone have a good day brah are you Samantha I have a BF go away I found your wallet you left it by the counter at work and I found your number through one of your business cards oh that's awesome can we meet up so you can return it I have a GF go away winter testing on LRT vehicles was conducted indoors LRT system plagued by problems during first winter in service do you think it's easier being male or female yes no 30-plus photos that make us question the human race yeah I'm definitely questioning it if you deal with computers stick to computers don't go messing with our immune systems trying to plant microchips into our bodies mark of the beast I don't accept it congratulations you just earned mastered an N word uh if your wife's mother-in-law looked like this would you freak her bra your wife's mother-in-law is your mom that's basically ask if you would freak your own mother just having mother-in-law would have sufficed not wives mother-in-law whoever made this is an idiot just I should NOLA mal you'll do great things you're a natural guaranteed delivery for 1119 never showed up review posted on for 819 I'm so lost isn't NFL just for the US how does New England have a team man that deaf facepalm went around the world my girlfriend just asked what no means on the switch octopus steals my video camera and swims off with it did you get your camera back no he didn't the octopus took the camera home and uploaded this video on YouTube woman stand woman go man stand mango orange no hey man is your phone turned off yup damn text me when this on they always make pitbulls have friendly as the default trait pibil propaganda proves games are trying to murder children multiple choice question plateau dies in at 334 BC how long ago was that sure or false yeah this is big brain time great but it thinks I'm 2 to 12 years old I'm definitely older than 2 and younger than 12 please fix this app bus driver had to submit urine sample after being caught for drug abuse he borrowed his wife's urine turns out he tested positive for pregnancy so I have a delivery here knock on the door in here who is it psychic greetings a kid born in 2010 is now 18 years let that sink in I never thought I would need to explain a basic math but since we're here a kid born in 2010 now is 2018 so you add the 10 to 8 equals 18 simple math so the kid is 18 years and 2018 simple she do Kelly math picture of dinosaurs and Bengaluru real or not read to find out that is a frame from Jurassic Park the moon is not iraq in space the moon is its own light source rocks don't reflect light neither does the moon I like how you can clearly see the hawk reflecting light why does this case have removed protective film written all over disappointed maybe you should remove it iPhone 11 Pro max price in United States of America US dollar a thousand dollars 99 price in Brazil are dollar six one one nine fifteen that's expensive why you put our dollar that's four robux and roblox before you ask yes I just rickrolled myself what is the model number and serial number of the device you can find it rear panel of the device MacBook Air 13-inch 2017 sio2 vq 0 k zj 1 WK is it samsung mac macbook air it's an apple macbook air viruses don't exist 5g death science is there license plate i mean i've asked you to get a new license plate this dude's wearing diving gear with the tank in the store dude come on cop tried to shoot this dog for barking but he accidentally shot himself instead nice hello my name is single Tom Hollands single after break-up wait what you're single after you break up so fake there are no real images in this video all CGI in paintings saps is fake research close ups with Nikon P 900 cameras those are real images just lights in the sky you can also look at a fish 2 meters under the surface of water and come to the conclusion fish are shapeshifters hello class we have a short spring holiday coming up April 10 through 12 take a break bruh isn't that the freakin weekend if everything closing because of the stock market collapsing closed but it's the exact opposite the stock market is crashing because everything is closing what's the stupidest animal to live on earth you are you're the most stupid animal to live on earth op turns out stupidest is a word also turns out that I'm the stupidest animal live on earth please carry on folks which fast-food restaurant has the subway Club hmm subway or Jersey Mike's I can't remember I genuinely don't understand yeah they swapped doors food that starts with X watermelon and swordfish yep it's a good time for you to travel take a vacation I don't know about that one installed on the ceiling do not remove a deputy responded to a report of a vehicle stopping at mailboxes it was the mailman what jumped off thief without one leg runs away from cops I love my Brazil you know who's been buying up all the toilet paper Carol Baskin this is not a funny picture so tired of the bashing of our president hey Cindy not bashing Trump it's a picture of the guy from tiger king on Netflix Tokyo expressed Chinese food to go Tokyo's not in China oh my god why is their truck in the water I would like to know all electromagnetic waves travel at the same speed a true or false there's no false why my popsicle look like his sinus is acting up Oh No Oh the mug is upside down oh please turn it around Oh God why our Nintendo code so long guys my code doesn't work anymore oh boy good going Walmart hiring homeless hungry anything helps warheads alcohol free hand sanitizers that is not safe this is not a food item then why are you warheads why are you making a sanitizer water is oxygen for dolphins mind blowing my mom you ain't getting no Apple laptop use this 10 seconds later me turns out of windows windows my mom works better than Apple isn't Windows from the Apple company or my dumb mighty a fully said her friend died and began to cry on Zoom and the professor responded by saying that's why we still have assignments to get our mind off tragedies sir what and well ladies and gentlemen that brings us to the end of our slash facepalm thank you all so much for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure that that subscribe button and the bells you get notified every time you zpz uploads and until the next one I'll see you around

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Id: GaxIk-Kx0Vo

Length: 17min 19sec (1039 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 30 2020