r/Quityourbullsh*t | this just didn't happen.

my grandma's dog all wrapped up in a blankie his name is jake op is a bot here's the original post thank you now i know where to go tell the boy he's good [Music] how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking another look at r slash quit your [ __ ] this is another one of my personal favorites i love calling people out for their crap let's get to it made this three years ago in my parents basement still feels like my greatest achievement funny because that looks just like this post from deviantart back in 2010 greatest achievement huh buddy here's another painting i found in my attic i hope you enjoy how did you make this piece it looks awesome it's not his this is the original thanks for letting me know bro coming in clutch i honestly don't remember i did it when i was younger and my mom kept them in the attic not your artwork stop being scummy and stealing other people's art he has please stop it's embarrassing the last time saturn stationed retrograde in the 21st degree of capricorn was in 1666 the year of the great fire of london saturn is now in the same degree and will station retrograde there on april 29 2019 and tragically we have a fire at notre dame hi uh actual astronomer here three things number one saturn isn't in capricorn now or on april 29th it's in sagittarius two the last time saturn was stationed retrograde in capricorn was 1992 not 1666. oh and three astrology doesn't work stop trying to pollute this horrible tragedy with nonsense yeah we gotta stop the whole astrology it's entertainment it's just for entertainment not something to base your days around when you buy a new car they always try to upsell you on a better warranty or tons of add-ons that they'll roll into your payment that's true what they don't tell you is that they're two to three times more expensive than they should be and it's their way of taking advantage of you don't let them take your money only to send it out to someone or even worse do it themselves using an inferior spray ceramic and call it a ceramic coating or some cheap paint protection film at my shop we use industry leading system x ceramics and stack dino shield ppf we're certified installers with a real coating and a real warranty you'll not only save money but you'll have a specialist that actually knows what they're doing and takes pride in their work don't waste your time with dealer upgrades call me instead and have it done the right way too bad the subaru in your pick is wrapped not painted it used to be mine my floofy girl tj stood still for a photo for once dude this is a photo of my cat it's my cat i'm from chicago how old are you what state is chicago in i might be close okay how old are you you didn't answer my question it's close to california chicago's on the other side of the country from california thousands of miles having a hard time believing you drew that i did you didn't draw it [Laughter] immediately caught wow you just copied it congrats you have no proof show me the link to the original oh okay it's right here in good shape other than the wear on the seats little higher shade than the rest of the couch no pets no smoking house lol nice couch we just gave this to you for free that's literally my house in the background fyi to those looking this was basically my dog's couch definitely not from a pet free home it's not real leather it's heavily used and has been repaired because the frame is broken [Laughter] who the hell flips furniture how is that making you any money you freak three days ago i told a girl i liked her for the first time in my life today i helped her pick out an outfit to wear to go on a date with another guy don't sink to that level dude break it off and respect yourself it's rp dude has multiple posts where he alternates from a guy to a girl and has posted multiple different girls pics claiming to be them oh like this one which is extremely easy to find with a google image search his nonchalant responses make it obvious though probably some weird fetish found a penis in my coffee lid alright you can tell you did it with your finger oh more like i drew a penis in my coffee lid it sort of looks like a penis being worshipped by other smaller penises in a stonehenge formation well thanks for that comment my dog sat here for an hour waiting for my ex where we met he was there this is a stock image this subreddit is filled with enough stuff that is questionably morbidly beautiful we don't need made-up stories and stock photos as well daryl mori has famously said that chemistry does not matter on a basketball team that being said this sixers team looks like they love each other will daryl take into consideration the careful balance of his team's chemistry while making moves at the deadline i never famously or unfamously said this oh [ __ ] one time i fought three guys outside a bar lost my pager doing it paged the pager from home they called i told them to meet me at the place i fought then i showed up alone across the street and saw five dudes behind the store and one out front as i walked across the street in my wife beater i yelled you [ __ ] can come out now and i'll kick the [ __ ] out of you they were stunned the dude out front with my pager just handed it over and said he's never met someone who could take a punch as well as me i told him he's lucky this is only a work pager dude just stop five on one you'd be dead i don't care who you are besides how you supposed to see behind the store and in front of it at the same time what does your wife-beater have super powers took a picture of my little furball this picture shows up in images when scottish fold cat is searched oh look at that it does found this puppy in my local dog house look how happy he is to get some affection the image literally says via 9gag.com which let's be real is just as bad an offense who the [ __ ] goes to nine gag hey reddit my paul says hi oh my so cute goldens are my favorite breed of dog so happy and sweet he's a good boy probably best you delete this post before people discover the original post and that you're lying my weight lifter great grandpa holding my grandpa over his head in 1947 unless you're my cousin that's my grandfather and not yours god i love old school cool until those days where it's 99 look at this celebrity the definition of normal in this poster everyone is normal inside well that's not a real ad the original is one from a series against workplace harassment nice [ __ ] baiting though you little bit i'm a 14 year old guy with cerebral palsy and use a wheelchair ama so you're a 14 year old that posts yourself jacking off and standing up ooh no thanks my new mite is here and i am not okay 2.8 billion years like staring at one of the titans 19 hour old account didn't even bother to change the title i just caught the lava eel four times in a row with the training rod bow down to your new god that's literally impossible due to the game code what gives editing for proof the training rod only allows you to catch fish with a difficulty level of 50 or lower the lava eel has a difficulty of 90. you see how math works here folks would have been a lot shorter if you guys didn't ruin it so much by denying its existence yeah okay you keep telling yourself that as soon as they started making money off it you should have known it wasn't going away any time soon you're half right and that's much more dangerous than being entirely wrong from dr david samadi md deaths in the u.s over the years oh right right this anything is possible if you lie there were at least 3.2 million deaths in the usa in 2020 please just stop making up bullsh i walked across the lake in negative 44c because i had a 30 percent chance of seeing the aurora borealis no you didn't this is from two years ago sucker this is not a png sorry english bad edit thanks for the likes you wrote edit thanks for the likes but your comment isn't edited and it doesn't have any likes believe it or not i made this considering the quality of the image you posted i'm gonna go with the not option it looks like this is an image from two weeks before 1.15 then someone screenshotted it and it's been reposted 20 times uh oh wait a minute hold on what is this down here let's take a read huh absolutely fake as [ __ ] lying piece of as someone who draws myself i can't stand it when people just [ __ ] steal art and call it their own draw your own sh at least then you might get some upvotes you karma [ __ ] okay yeah you're right you you absolutely right though hello how are you doing dude i'm literally sitting in front of the person you're pretending to be nice try though was it i don't think it was i took a picture i asked my grandpa if he would model for me for my photo assignment and he said let me grab my stethoscope and change into better clothes i want to look good if i'm having my picture taken by a professional you didn't take that photo op i took a quick peek at his history this isn't surprising at all i have gotten a chicken cheesesteak from here three times wife every time we both had upset stomach after eating the food would not recommend buying food tried maryland crab soup it was all hot broth no crab meat okay let's see what the owner has to say we're sorry we had to call the police because you hit one of our employees cars parked outside while driving under the influence and not telling us and running away also if the chicken cheesesteak gave you an upset stomach why would you order it again two more times this is not the place to take out your frustration on something non-related to the business your name is the same as it is on the police report terrible chicken was undercooked and flavorless mac and cheese was no good either cold and bland if you go make sure the manager is there in case you want a refund i couldn't get one hi steven we reviewed this incident with the staff member you dealt with this afternoon it looks like the chicken was not undercooked you encountered a vein which chickens have because they are animals we immediately offered to make you a different cut of chicken but you declined and wanted a refund when we asked you for your contact information so we could process the refund you declined through the pen we gave you insulted our staff and stormed out we don't know how else we could have helped you in this situation oh you couldn't steven's just a giant baby man we basically went there we had seven people and rude lady said one person didn't pay so we called the police and the police saw the footage and we were right i recommend do not go here you will have the worst customer service oh my god these people write like three-year-olds ah here we go hi thank you for your review unfortunately for us google doesn't fact check after a review of the video police report and counting our cash drawer you in fact stole forty dollars from us normally we use reviews as a learning experience but unfortunately in this case stealing from us wasn't enough for you i hope you don't treat other businesses the way your group treated us the other day nice try yasuke the first african samurai 1581. nice camera quality for 1581 goddamn time travel and african samurais had to expel a nest of them for my garage done my first drawing using the ipad hope you like it let's see here girl you don't even know who this guy is you haven't even removed my signature plus if you're gonna steal at least improve it a bit not edit it to make it look worse horrible but horrible developers don't use this bot oh let's see what catbot has to say i wonder why in our support server logs it shows we banned you for dm advertising your furry paradise server and then spamming racial slurs and attempting to ping the whole server asking for robux when confronted gizago let me know what you think this artwork looks amazing but it isn't yours a quick reverse image search reveals that it was actually made by dratova on deviantart all the way back in 2017 so um stop stealing other people's artwork please screw this song it sucks it's annoying it's loud it's crap pure crap i'm glad it's not in gta it's a great song stupid forget to switch it counts did we oh that's gotta hurt the statue of liberty actually was planned to be a black woman but the idea was scrapped because so many people were against the idea of a black woman as the symbol of liberty people were just being racist this has been debunked numerous times fact check inspiration behind the original statue of liberty design via rooters july 10 2020 the full text of the post reads the original statue was a black woman given to us by friends to pay homage to the slaves that were brought here by force from the same article social media users are circulating posts which claim that the statue of liberty was originally modern after an enslaved black woman this primary claim is false the original model of the statue was inspired by the figure of a female arab peasant enlarged to colossal proportions you telling me that woman wasn't originally that big mate screw the prime minister i've been out fighting these fires for months now and i've seen my mates in pain the animals and myself in pain screw him he's doing nothing to help thank you for everything you do honestly man i don't do this for the pay i do it to help people as much as i can have a good one a few months ago you just turned 13 and joined r teenagers a few weeks later your bf had a stroke on his phone a few more weeks go by and you want to ask your lesbian friend out to prom you've also just recovered from anorexia apparently you've been fighting anorexia for a decade so you were three when you were anorexic and you've been off meth for a week now now you're a firefighter fighting the good fight oh he's just a chronic liar that's great lol no one gives a crap about some hick bar in ohio that's a pretty racist thing to say which race are hicks trying way too hard to feel offended little boy i'm a chinese woman you're a white dude there's a picture of you with your doberman why do you guys always have to lie i'm chinese we don't want you loser who's a white dude claiming to be chinese sorry if i disturb you i have something really important to tell you huh i've made a terrible mistake towards your steam account really now it was just accidentally reported your account for doing illegal purchase scamming instead of someone else and the steam support said that your account will be suspended and your ip will be blocked on steam that's so weird because i'm on steam right now also they wouldn't tell you jack i would most likely get an email myself telling me this but not to mention steem would do an investigation of your report and see that you are indeed lying i'm not sure what you get from wasting my time but please in the future find a better way of trying to scam people please do not waste my time anymore you pathetic little worm don't tell them to find better ways to scam people tell them to keep trying this because it clearly doesn't work my mustang engine gaming pc op did not build this he stole it from someone else here's the proof he stole that dude's gaming pc my whole family is quite racist when i was little i was trying to wrap my head around the rules of the world so i thought it was just as simple as different teams blacks vs whites was just like the red sox versus the tigers then my grandmother starts going on about how horrible polish people are and how i'm never to talk to them so i'm psyched screw those polish people whatever color they are we're mortal enemies then she points out our polish neighbor to me but she's wine i point out to my grandmother that she's white so we're on the same team my grandmother says no that she's a mixed breed i point out that my granddad was a s oh jesus christ no i'm sorry whatever this is terrible we're moving on best sunrise i've ever seen taken in louisiana dude this isn't your picture at least credit the original post thanks people need to stop pretending it's their own my colleague took a week off over christmas oh yeah here's the original post they even copied the title made this what are your guys thoughts i see that watermark erase you clearly stole that from a person who's responsible for the original piece you should be more respectful and credit the original owner you pieces damn man i'm sorry but that's a pretty bad attempt at an edit let alone trying to pass it off as your own thing there's a clear lack of quality on the hair cap and the pants compared to the rest of the body combined with the pretty bad job at covering watermarks which isn't even the same color as the rest of the background hey no one's forcing you to be a minimum wage worker oh you sleazy little bit take out 30k in government student loans and go to a trade school and learn how to weld or be an electrician i self-taught myself to be a programmer and now i earn 70k a year if i went to college and got certified i'd be earning 150k a year at my current job so you complaining that i made a minimum wage employee suffer is irrelevant they have the power to earn 30 dollars an hour they're just lazy hell craftmate will pay you 22 bucks an hour with zero experience what happened to your previous post 10 days ago asking how to get a job with a petty theft charge because i was trying to get a second job because why not work 18 hours a day you literally say in the comments you don't have a job to save money this just in if you talk down to minimum wage workers you are in fact a piece of human garbage that's all there is to it undeniable fact and on that lovely note we've come to the end of another video folks but before we get going let's take a look at today's fan art i made a drawing of the narrators i hope you all like it sorry that the image has low quality ah the image doesn't need perfect quality look at us go hey i'm just glad i'm not a bird this time i got wings but i'm not a bird this time alright always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed today's video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well then make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and if you're feeling super generous why not check out my links in the description down below and until next time i'll catch you later

Channel: EmKay

Views: 398,733

Rating: 4.9650826 out of 5

Keywords: reddit, r/, subreddit, best of reddit, r/ top posts, top posts, top posts of all time, reddit top posts, 100% True stories, reddit true stories, top all time, reddit posts, reddit stories, ask reddit, funny reddit, emkay, memes, Quityourbullsh*t

Id: t7JxyBPpFmY

Length: 17min 59sec (1079 seconds)

Published: Fri May 21 2021