r/Rareinsults | this is chilling.

when you drop your lollipop on the carpet and pick it back up yeesh just shave it off dude just shave it you're not looking great [Music] how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash rare insults oh you know how i love this one let's get right to it men don't deserve me animals they won't accept her well what's she got left let's think about this critically women 200 every time someone lies to you 20 grand now you look like one of those disney side characters that tried to get the love of the female main character and then got rejected while they make out with an animal make out with an animal does that happen does that happen that often instead of tweeting that all anime are bad go fix that ugly ass haircut you look like the cynthia doll from rugrats oh another cynthia doll insult come on we can find worse haircuts than that okay what's up bro you probably get asked this a lot why does your primary chin not have a beard but your secondary chin does it looks like he specifically shaves it that way russia steven seagal shows his aikido skills at saratov's [ __ ] tournament the only dangerous thing about steven seagal is the cholesterol level in his blood that one i would definitely believe 100 that man is pathetic variety says harvey weinstein is nearly blind experiencing cardiac issues and has had four teeth removed according to his attorney this sounds like the adoption profile for a bulldog named onion ring i don't know why the onion ring name kind of got me either way why are we supposed to give a [ __ ] about weinstein can we stop hearing about him thanks that man looks like he can push over a bus and have four different types of diabetes at the same time okay sure are there even four different types the green fish looks like the type of guy to say cha-cha-cha when he sings happy birthday doesn't he though ain't never seen two pretty best friends one's always ugly this guy looks computer generated he looks like a microwave chad chin longer than my whole life span it's the eyes man it's the eyes level one crook level 35 boss dude looked like he could eat corn on the cob through a fence what excuse me explain you're the reason why the power rangers have to yell their colors hold on a goddamn minute here he looks like every defense against the dark arts teacher at once is that an insult come on is it really though i take it more as a compliment he seems like the type of person that acts like they're drunk when they just drank water hey i haven't talked to that guy in years wonder how he's doing i hope he's still drinking water when you spend a million dollars to look like barbie but end up looking like a randomly generated skyrim dark elf instead wow it really wasn't a million dollars was it please tell me it wasn't a million dollars this dude talks in lower case with a light grey font all right i need to know what this comment was on because it could be very accurate goku is so overhyped man spends four whole episodes screaming if my granny removed her hearing she could beat the crap out of him with her tennis ball cushion cane she makes that grass look real oh my god what is going on with her this guy's the kind of guy that complains that his donut has a hole well you can get donuts without hulls you know like that's not hard charlie looks like a homeless pokemon trainer does he i'm not seeing it i'm really not seeing it help me out here if you pixelate the picture of justin bieber's house a bit it looks like it's from a 1999 strategy game it really fits in flawlessly doesn't it what a weird [ __ ] house i will never get over the [ __ ] taste of people with too much money i watched it illegally and i still want a refund again i need the context what did he watch to the complete card that stole the pillow out of the dryer on the first really a pillow get a grip you truly suck may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits i don't like the sound of that at all that sounds torturously bad oh my god he calls himself a living doll he looks like a microwaved james charles british cuisine is bad oh yeah think again oh my god where can i get all that food oh they've got the little happy face fries oh jamie oliver is going to launch another campaign because of this picture cool it's gonna fail just like the last one give me the bad food legal eagle looks like what would happen if wreck-it ralph went to law school okay that's just stupid moving on goldberg eats corn the long way [Laughter] short guys swipe left a man under six feet is not a real man sorry not sorry smoker swipe left 420 friendly pass making under 100k not interested her knees have love handles oh my god they look like they belong in an episode of malcolm in the middle it wouldn't surprise me if they showed up looking like that in one of those episodes at some point we all forgot but also yes you're right did harry potter have a child with the owl another harry potter one come on you can think of something better amazon unilever and nestle join the uk us and norway in new one billion dollar initiative to preserve tropical rainforests nestle not enough soap on the planet to clean their hands that is completely true i don't know why they're even allowed to be a part of anything like this they're disgusting bastards if i had a dollar for every pixel in this video i'd have a nickel wait what a while back i heard my friend who is a male insult another dude by saying you look like the kind of guy who wouldn't go to walmart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons and i still think about that crowning insult sometimes my dad once called another guy someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man i like your dad already one time my dad's boss was giving him crap for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said i've never changed a diaper in my life really proudly and my dad responded i'd be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband wow racist gets beat up dude got handled like packages from witch do not drink among us potion at 3 a.m omg i turned into a mongoose this mother is oh wow he is the reason there's a peanut allergy warning on a jar of peanuts oh wow all right hi there feel free to roast if you want to you look like a pepsi max now that could have been worse it's 4chan after all he has a lot of nerve calling other people pigs knowing that he looks like the love child between jabba the hutt and the librarian from monsters inc oh the librarian the librarian from monsters inc boring mundane unoriginal dumpster diaper of a game if you enjoy beating frozen cheese cubes into your own nostrils then you may enjoy this game i wonder why that came to mind for this guy is it something you've tried before i am not a native english speaker and i had some trouble understanding the use of the word cringy thank god you post these videos oof damn holy sh you freaking killed him dude that's a lot of damage this guy legit looks like the japanese guy from american propaganda i think that was the intention your hair looks like a 50 year old man's pubes that is a really [ __ ] bad hairstyle i will admit eminem sucks lil pump is better lil pump is the musical equivalent of watching a goose die on an interstate after getting run over i gotta think on that one as well she looks like a cartoon no she looks like a goddamn demon monster she looks like the saw puppet yep there you go not recommended stephen hawking runs better than this game ouch and you held out for almost 22 hours i need you to find the nearest scrabble set and eat all the letters next take the strongest laxative you can find then when you've shot them out inbox me what they say because they'll make more sense than anything that comes out of your mouth i would rather have sex with an inverted porcupine than to play this game again an inverted porcupine what joey's the type of guy who wakes up his entire family just to tell them that he's going to sleep so an [ __ ] good for you congrats now about this rash on my balls i'm afraid they'll have to be removed luckily it's only a small operation you know that big balls aren't exactly a good thing right cheat mode close your eyes and you can play any game in your mind even paper mario paper mario is trash alright close your eyes and imagine yourself being a more likable person and then open them and weep 21 savage the type of guy to eat soup with a knife alright the interviewer is the kind of guy that gets a rush from going 5 miles per hour over the speed limit alright waking up to texts like this from your mother you are living proof that souls undergo reincarnation no one can be this stupid in one lifetime thanks mom always appreciate the support geez she has as much taste as my parents when they had coveted oh i'm gonna tell her that cool where's the context fun fact if you put fun fact at the start of a comment people will read the whole thing fun fact if you pull this [ __ ] again i will force feed you your own tongue sounds like someone didn't like getting tricked prince philip at 99 zoe at 101 he looks like he met the grim reaper killed it then wore its skeleton like a trophy well he's dead now so those cyberpunk colors can even make browsers look like something from 2077. imagine being such a dog browser that you have to advertise yourself in twitter comments oh opera your time has passed those eyebrows are about a 12 uber ride from each other why you built like a high elf from skyrim though go ahead you can't un-virgin the oil just like you can't un-virgin a redditor oh it's true ten years ago today robert o'neill seal team six killed osama bin laden ripped to his eyebrows who didn't make it back from the mission forever in our hearts my lovely friend karen makes pickles and brines some pickles and monster for me let me tell you i am in flavor country and that country is a failed state this is a cursed flavor no [ __ ] what is this fellas would you make a special appearance in a gay movie if you only had to hug a man like this for two minutes for 40 million dollars wow okay bro i'd do it for 20 bucks hug a dude for 40 million y'all acting like if you hug a man you're gonna end up wanting to suck his dick you all ain't homophobic homocondrex you're scared you're gay what in the world is this image supposed to be i bet you like licking the flavoring off of ruffles chips and then stuffing them up your ass like a coin slot you nonce what huh sweetie what are you talking about zwicky was an atheist whoever that is he is remembered as both a genius and a curmudgeon one of his favorite insults was to refer to people he did not approve of as spherical bastards because he explained they were bastards no matter which way one looked at them i kind of like that one i think i might try using spherical bastards in my day-to-day face id is so crap my butt can unlock it maybe that's because the face id cannot differentiate between an [ __ ] and you i'm calling you an [ __ ] steven i would much rather drag my bear [ __ ] on southern late july concrete than to watch this video again oh my actual god how bad was that video oh boy a probable cause statement let's see here approximately 20-11 hours all right committed criminal damage by throwing a rock at the glass doors of the saint francis of blank catholic church located at blankety blank blank and cracking the glass also committed indecent exposure by burying her breasts at a passing vehicle the passenger is a 14 year old male that witnessed the act describing the breasts as saggy crackhead boobies man my favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and they're like uh hi are you ignoring me it's just so funny to me like one minute i'm designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then i open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can't even pronounce oh i can't pronounce that either calling me a [ __ ] because i won't give attention to their limp excuses for existence three billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sack to a stranger on the internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring damn the olsen twins look like one of them knows how you die and the other knows when you die hey how about we leave the [ __ ] olsen twins alone though huh fun fact there's a tribe that practices homosexuality believing that they'll attain masculine power through the phallus and spunk performing fellatio on an elder is a rite of passage into manhood yes i've been to wales ian is dressed like he traffics illegal iguanas on the side to pay for his french rifle addiction he might you never know my husband wasn't much good for anything except opening wine bottles when he left after 30 years i found a much more efficient affordable and attractive alternative this works lickety-split and can hold a charge for a long time oh and on that lovely note we've come to the end of another video but before we get going let's take a look at today's fan art i tried my best it's okay i guess though it's more than okay that looks fantastic make sure you keep it up always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed today's video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well then make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and until next time i'll catch you later

Channel: EmKay

Views: 431,986

Rating: 4.9720125 out of 5

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Id: QD-80v5w6Ws

Length: 13min 30sec (810 seconds)

Published: Thu May 20 2021