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umbrella academy memes oh me who prefers malcolm in the middle i'm starting to believe that any gag you see in a show beyond 2010 is not original hello you grateful gowanus welcome back to mk my name is jack and you know what you're here for there's no need to explain it that's right it is an intervention we need to talk i'm sorry but lexi robin and i are just really concerned for you we just we've noticed that you haven't been liking enough of these videos and so we've collectively decided that if you don't like this video we will shank you in the street and look we just want to look out for you so enjoy the memes uh like this video no pressure me using computer my mum wouldn't that make you addicted ask such a danger for our children not tv now you can't get addicted to that oh when you wake up and check your phone to see how much longer you can sleep but it's right before your alarm rings ah nothing wrong with a bit of morning torment when the teacher uses your answers to check everyone else's work yes i am the intelligence sitting in front of the computer for six hours a day may increase your death by 40 me after sitting 15 hours in front of my pc why is this heart attack taking so long save the animals in australia the animals in australia yep yep yep yes nothing here is photoshopped this is all real what if all the people killing babies are just time travelers killing future adolf hitlers sir this is a wendy's yeah i'm saying i want something spicy 2010 2015 2021 it is evolving just backwards what did i think the newer generation's a dumber or something i'm sorry but if you were losing pieces well that's just how you learned me playing games in my computer at work my boss in enemy team if you pick up that rocket launcher before me you're fired a normal conversation with a girl two boobs bounce one thousand earthquake my mom me and my brother who forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer what i thought bullies looked like in high school oh fellow kids my age what they actually look like as the people who are abusing their power and authority on the positive it will prepare you for outside of high school where you realize that that is also where the bullies lie me knowing the cactuses have sharp spikes also me every time i see a cactus well it's just it's just there y'all gotta broke it don't look at me like that you you probably stick pencils up your cat's butt nobody guy stealing a car in the movie just lock em like chopsticks and somehow it works i finally found it after 15 years the scroll of truth students cheat on tests because our education system values marks over knowledge yeah you beat the smart kid in a math test by cheating you were chosen to compete in an international math competition oh cheat sheet for that is there my dad a successful graphic designer my mom a successful lawyer me choking on my own freaking saliva at 3am hotter saliva what what texas right now every other country that is cold during the winter hey be that venice is because of the terrible powergrid system if anything what brings you here my feet you're hired oh look it's my office playing in basic just like me can i copy your homework yeah just change it up a bit so it doesn't look obvious you copied okay just show us your teeth it looks better if you just show us the teeth couples on valentine's reddit is on valentine's you know this is nice they're still smiling even though they're all alone come closer i need i need i need to learn how to crop the teacher for this field trip we'll be going to the pacific ocean girls oh it's boring voice see shanty time me and the cult of cthulhu they said i was crazy i'll make them all crazy when you're trying to pet your cat but he keeps biting you let me love you australian term of endearment maybe i don't have to be so tough maybe i could be vulnerable sometimes you can't stop me that easily i'm gonna keep trying oh what an unexpectedly positive twist when you put a fake date on an assignment to make it look like you started it on time ah yes and the teachers are definitely not at all aware of you doing this middle school verse now huh boobies have you tried this one i want to die ah nice that's kind of funny sleeping next to someone you love makes you fall asleep faster reduces depression anxiety and helps you live longer everyone we're all gonna die my younger brother wondering why the easy level bot is destroying him in the game me who secretly changed the difficulty to insane you take the last ice cream i take your self-worth greg heffley will not be receiving his diploma due to various war crimes in the middle east humans want to go for a war texans when they realize they can't make the snow go away by shooting it we're doomed how society once meant to dress how men actually want a dress ah yes in searing 30 degree heat nothing beats wearing a full suit of armor then again suits aren't any better so yep i agree suits of armor please humans are complicated they do things dogs can't understand like jupiter look at the math do it the perfect advertisement doesn't exist where condoms the english in my head thick direct empowerful the english when me talks hello like a little little fluffy yellow hello do that little place like this one yes bro you're literally killing it oh that stuff is fire no bro you're fire kids on february 14th okay i do not want that image in my head men on february 14th legends on february 14th yup still feels like my head me on february 14th yes this on me was just a self-insert joke don't like it well we all know you're probably going to be doing that first panel anyway so when your mum walked into your room and you built a fort holla where's your father uh he's not with us anymore oh well he is but my friendship circle over the years 2017 2018 2019 2020. oh god oh no he's coming for all of reddit now quick everyone hide oh all the victims frozen [Laughter] oh and it has more members too oh no i'm coming for you you'll never take me alive i'm coming for you again what do you mean ah you're so important information how can you drink a drink but you can't food a food i um i offer tough questions meanwhile in deutschland pass headache gg gg disney channel characters be like uh she'll never be pretty i didn't need these anyway oh man all my preconceived notions have suddenly changed teacher you got 32 on the test class laughs that was the highest score me to the class ah dominancy fretlot underlings i will ensure you are fed well with the finest of fish and chips if i feel like it my nose my cousin's nose my sister's nose after all these years my uncle finally i have them all grandparents being super nice to me then beating my parents when they were kids oh yeah i don't want to confront this gravity falls a well-written kids show with an excellent cast of characters and story potential to last countless seasons yes two seasons to be fair rather this than running it to the ground harry potter in the movies harry potter in the books it's just it's just text leave it up to you to figure that one out healthy burgers heal thy burgers well satan didn't know you were coming after a baby hippo lost his family in a flood a 103 year old tortoise became his best friend and gerd for him disney write that down write that down loading screens be like as an engineer your buildings are like your children hit them to make them work harder it's bad but is it wrong yes okay but is it wrong yes why are we debating this real anything that has a hole in it just like that desk you're hiding under oh no when your mum asks why you don't like going clothes shopping with her one hour here or seven years on earth yesterday he called me cute he called me pretty why don't they use fancy words uh how do you spell immaculate no freaking idea if you are a giver please know your limits because the takers don't have any what is with memes having such good random bits of advice when you see this on the street you have two seconds to decide being a civilized citizen or test your free kick they call me double07 zero girlfriend zero friends seven kids in my basement nobody literally no one lo-fi indie album covers like seriously what what are you trying to convey here what what is the message what is the meaning the only symbolism i see is someone needing to clean a dirty toilet kids in elementary doing math ah such a long riding process gosh kids in high school doing math i got time for this just determining done cashier arrested for memorizing over 1300 customers credit card info for online purchases damn dude how is this like this is like our generations catch me if you can guy tom hanks get onto it meanwhile here's me trying to remember the name of the boat from titanic it's uh got the rose i think i'm telling you if there's anyone that can survive the apocalypse it's mexicans a place for your butt now a place for food america england mexico we can't afford the tech but god damn it they're gonna chase you down wait what are you doing no stop giving them bones math teacher today we are going to practice multiples of 64. kid who plays minecraft looks like i'm already a block ahead i don't mind this class you know this teacher's a real creeper i'm getting wood me calling my dad a mother trucker my dad calling me a son of a feminine pup mums on tv shows perfect perfect they're they're literally just super models the dads who also oh would you look at that they're also credited as a producer who's about just like a winky dink roses are red i i can't find a rhyme um singaporean professor lectures for two hours dies inside after realizing he was muted the whole time me and the boys after drinking energy drinks before bed so we can run faster in our nightmare we are intellectually superior in every way i went back in time and saved harambe now let's go back and prevent the pandemic what pandemic my god it was harambe's actions all along guys pcs guys wardrobe wait really there's no lady in there me who just donated 37 kidneys the police we understand you've had a lot of surgery david all we're asking is your knowledge about the whereabouts of the missing children me minimizes youtube me opens youtube again youtube wouldn't that make you interested in youtube premium no i'm good ah trial it is on the same note just open to youtube video youtubers wouldn't that make you interested in rage shadow legends that is a fun segue into the fact that today's video is actually sponsored by when you died two years ago today but nobody remembered oh sad rover beeps oh i didn't know that this guy already passed away don't i can't remember his name america england evie what can we say they do the job well me at 2am creating fake scenarios in my head hurting my own feelings oh man what if the sun explodes on itself and everyone blames you because you know you spilt grape juice on yourself yesterday like a freaking idiot physics teacher what's 40 ms plus 30 ms at 70 physics teacher 70 what apples bananas i must know even though i literally just asked you the question i don't know grandparents nowadays young people think about nothing but shengshou grandparents back in their day oh these kids have no little square thingys to throw at their faces to distract them but hey the youngest one just turned four so that's back on the table yes they just slide on out now during the filming of one shot in jaws 2 the teen's fear and cries of sharks were real as they were being circled by a 15-foot shark the production crew filming at a distance thought they were acting and just gave them a thumbs up so i looked this up it's legit turns out they weren't even filming until the kids started screaming and so they weren't even like seeing action beforehand they just heard the kids screaming and were like hey hey that's good get that on camera sharks according to social media and news [Music] where is the perfect date well 58 say playing video games together at home coincidence 58 of the population is single i think not youtuber but before that i want to thank today's sponsor rich is great you download my mom we used to say condolences search for that all right p if what that's an image i can't type that the dark clouds yeah shucks death oh going down two steps at a time unintentionally it is mother earth not stepmother earth so stop flicking her jokes on you the laws of incest don't apply in cartoons don't know why i said that as if i'm approving of it no it's not facts we don't care about human subplots in a movie where a nuclear dinosaur is fighting a giant gorilla but what about family milly bobby brown's character was so important in the second one when you get high as frick and start wondering why there were christmas episodes in phineas and ferb summer this is the police have a few questions the us government be like are you sure you're poor yes i'm fair but you have one coin that that's not poor other people's pcs running high performance games with amazing high polygon graphics oh these games bro and then there's my pc trying to close just one fricking tap blob stars being released back into the water the water is boiling i wonder if you can hear my thoughts shut the frick up linda i'm trying to think about other women blow my mind buzz lightyear doesn't think he is a toy but still freezes when a human walks in yes thank you god someone's finally said it if you don't like where you are move you are not a tree glad to see you just isolated us from this whole discussion is it is it really you it is now get in these arms [Music] my kid died in an accident what happened so we were coming back from the vaccination clinic anti-vaxxers well of course that explains everything humans evolve lungs live on land fish evolve gills live in water meanwhile whales ah what was i thinking i should have just stuck to one man i should have committed yeah let's seriously just be thankful for that existence we have imagine a live practice where we literally have to hold our breath for as long as we can until we come to points where we actually can occasionally breathe privileged life yo when playing hide and seek and you are the one seeking where are they the first person you found oh you'll have to make a choice school saying wikipedia is untrustworthy me using the sources wikipedia used i mean to be fair you're just proving that you looked up the right proper sources if anything technically teaches a few moves ahead why do astronauts use linux because they can't open windows in space what if it is an astronaut i don't even know high schooler i'd kill for college tuition u.s military recruiters you [Music] whale whales whales it's time for another fernarti bit today's work is by period ik idiot period periodic idiot ah nailed it they're currently ill i they hope you get better soon they've sent the fan art how how are you questioning if this is fan art oh come on yes this is fan art you foolish fool freaking nice work on the hand oh and you even dipped it in tomato sauce my favorite i see you're experienced in seasoning hands thank you for the immaculate work periodic idiot i look forward to seeing more from you now of course this whole fan art section isn't about the best of the best it is truly just appreciating your work so if you'd like to see your work appreciated be sure to post it in the mk subreddit so we can put it in the next video now for now you have made it to the end of this one thank you so much for watching i hope you had a lot of fun today and if so please like the video otherwise again we will shank you we've got your ip address you cannot run away it's okay just just like the video it'll be fine check out some more content while you're here on the channel and with that said my name has been jack you once again have been amazing as always and i look forward to seeing you again very soon for now bye-bye

Channel: EmKay

Views: 394,903

Rating: 4.9716439 out of 5

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Id: AYW06armuwQ

Length: 16min 27sec (987 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 12 2021