r/Memes | holy shot

parents buys me a console me plays games on it my parents are you just gonna play games no of course let us not do that on a ps5 let's let's watch movies [Music] instead hello funky fresh hens welcome back to mk my name is jack and i'll be your spunky tour guide through today's memes come with me and you'll be in a world of pure procrastination everyone calculating their age i'm stupid privileged people born in 2000 check yourself first ever space hotel slated to be operational by 2027. really we're confident they'll work out the kingston within what probably less than seven years okay i trust that credit card declines chad was ejected video game audience in 2000 flat and fake real life audience in 2021 wait did they actually do this oh my god we are literally evolving backwards gosh you know i wasn't sure i'd be able to do very good in this run but after seeing all those cardboard faces when i got to the end you know that really made me believe in myself australia australia in american movies okay now to be fair in defense of americans a lot of our country is just desert and dirt but i mean come on guys you're missing out on the cool parts of australia that are literally flipped upside down we literally live like that scene in inception society skirts are for girls me an intellectual teenage boys wear skirts to school to protest against no shorts policy and then there's that one kid who didn't get the memo and realizes just just how isolated he is from the discord group oh this suddenly turned into me irl didn't it the mexico us border and movies be like well yeah i mean that's how minecraft works and everyone knows minecraft is exactly like real life so when you've just been born but it's a game you've already beaten yeah so unfortunately chad i can't exactly skip this tutorial part it's kind of mandatory but uh we'll wait for it to end and we'll get back onto it yeah i agree i think sipping for that person for 13 years straight affected my last run so we're gonna try different strat in our twenties bots in chess i'm bots in shooter games oopsie i missed two times with my sniper rifle oh i hope he doesn't shoot me in the meantime of me looking at him and noticing him notice me he does seem distracted i'll give him a second to pull himself together when you try to crack your neck and it suddenly becomes very bright around you oh no mother was right i am too strong for my own good steam 2.5 gigabyte update me hello so i've gathered you here today because i i must ask this perplexing question where changes the most complicated go damn spell the chosen one the wizard who spent half his life to learn said spell i know i don't care what you are this this right here is [ __ ] the whole classroom when this bad boy gets wheeled into the room mission accomplished no paperwork today boys so much friend what's the best way to clean shoes me quick let us elevate via the unnecessarily large shoe polisher this is a good cosplay oh look it's my tongue but this on the other hand this this is true beauty why do things keep evolving into crabs hello let's be crabs okay okay but if this is a question that we are genuinely asking among the scientific community about evolution i i'm concerned like those are some beauty standards i i just can't keep up with i'm sorry but this is ridiculous five-year-old me saying i'll never kiss a girl laughing 20 year old me realizing i'm right crying everyone devastated by daft punk's me that punk haven't released an album for over eight years look at me go me after seeing snow has no dark mode option what is this feature pre-2015 i have sensitive eyes ten-year-old me after drinking apple juice from a wine glass and pretending to be a depressed adult car and tax car bill car bill's real big oh man desert maps and video games exist the soundtrack no we're not culturally ignorant we're just we're just mishmashing them all together it's cultural inclusivity me listening to my voice in recordings from two seconds ago fun fact when i first started doing this it took me three hours to do one 20 minute video i was that hateful towards my voice me before learning how to ride a bike it can't be that easy me after learning it it's that easy i like memes maybe i'll try creation god your english is bad what do we do when we get knocked down though we build a better fort i am a mobile gamer because i'm too broke to buy a pc or console f's in the chat boys nasa engineers working hard for years to launch the most technologically advanced rover on mars to quote a saying from your mother oh my god i didn't realize how big it was well some random dude on the internet oh no no no i don't know do you want to know how i mean oh wow because i did it to science to school when both players choose the same fighter in a fighting game oh man why do i have to change my skin i was perfectly enjoying my green hair have fun finding someone like me again frick boy meanwhile bubble tea is my personality it's like i'm asian please do not film us our wives think we are fishing in west wales a simple request and yet they do it the cameraman after showing them on camera in conclusion get funked every male when walking behind a female on the stairs yes as their floor here is made out of flower when you're at a frenzy restaurant and those four years of french lessons are about to pay off i'm letting do from a g five-year-old me after grandma gives me thirty dollars oh it's gonna be a feast at the tuck shop tomorrow to clarify for those outside of australia a tuck shop is otherwise known as a canteen six years old me waiting to die after accidentally swallowing a gum it's the classic parent teacher tactic where if i want this child to stop using this thing i better threaten them with death because kids have a developed understanding of their mortality me turns 12 my life all of a sudden were happy oh happy gone wha wha why where we replaced with insecurity hello hey new manager oh oh [ __ ] nutritionists say pizza is better for breakfast than most cereals meanwhile in every college in america i am healthcare you don't have to work tomorrow your wife goes to bed early your game update is already finished there's a full six-pack in the fridge you start to play your game and your cat sits on your lap millennials waiting for the housing market to crash so they can buy their first home hey look it's me i'm just kidding i can't afford a house teacher's ability to teach it's pinned down it can't move a student wearing hoodie alabama having a history of incest the internet florida being the most statistically hang on i hear someone narrating two other characters behind that wall get them when you think all your work is done and you remember the essay is jew tomorrow i need a favor kill me fun fact if you could produce a sound louder than 1100 decibels you would create a black hole and destroy the galaxy you know what that explains why they never went with the option of ant-man going up thanos's butt i imagine the pain would cause him to scream this loud but then there's that one girl in the class when the light goes off i'm sorry master but the light is off i have to break your promise just this once over dramatic girl you'll never understand true loneliness the dodgeball that's been stuck on the ceiling since 2012. i know i shouted damn you all to hell back when i got stuck up here but come on guys is anyone around this is my eighth year up here up is everyone dead or something where is everybody these are your best years you're young and full of energy me after lunch oh you're right these are the best years i have time to sleep when i want society no you cannot grow mentally in one or two days mature content oh i don't know buddy you're still a bit young the next few days oh look at you you've just grown up so much since i last rejected you all right come on in buddy how normal people see meatloaf how vegans see meatloaf is it shameful to admit it's kind of only now dawned on me that meatloaf is literally a loaf of meat not now kitty we'll get back to your morality in a second i just i need to digest this me realizing that i could have been born at any period of time but i was born in the era of mims ah yes pick comedy you only have one viewer in your stream it's mr beast oh you could dig buddy reddit ads are mostly about reddit's premium spotify ads are mostly about how annoying spotify ads are we relate to you buy our stuff boonhub ads are mostly about poon youtube they're they're realistically just poon as well the manga the anime the netflix adaptation like i love that you're trying i i really do when someone asks me why i use the least amount of oil possible for cooking food don't put too much oil or the usa will invade your house introverts must love that everything is online now introverts when they're online well more i require more invisibility me deleting a really long reply i just wrote because no one gives a god damn frick about my opinion do not be lured by the conspiracy theorists on facebook they will not change their minds do not waste your time going to a theme park when it opens going to the same theme park 17 years oh later don't look at me they didn't plan for this for last more than 10. the main rule of these games say how long you haven't played it before you start playing oh no oh i'm so guilty of this france telling how horrible the german occupation was and there's pollutants just silently listening just just give let them have a platform just let them have it thanos in the mcu is the most powerful alien to have ever exist has the biggest army in the universe and can use all six infinity stones thanos in the comics get freaking arrested by the local police wow the movies really did him justice going to the bank a mask i'm calling the police after covered no mask i'm calling the police snipers gamers staying in the same position for 14 hours okay but i kill people i kill people's only source of fun oh touche when you unlock a very rare item in a game but you don't have the right attachments it just makes it unique they're far beautiful my parents what do you do in your room all day me i create masterpieces do you like kids no you're hired this is every single school schools your paper must be a minimum of five pictures the real world explain it to me in seven seconds around that what you see beauty are appreciating all the textures that the devs have given to the moon what your phone sees ah i'm so drunk what do you want you want him what's that a dot here you go there's a big white dot police sketches in movies incredibly exact just frighteningly exact bully sketches in real life that this is this is genuinely my first attempt my mom coming into my room at 6am to wake me up only to find that i'm already awake and goody her shirt's talked up properly for once me who's been playing minecraft for the last 10 hours and was just about to go to sleep no internet connection well that's just how it is slow internet connection no pro tip you can add a photo of anyone and just put yellow subs to make it look like he said it now there's a stick in my boot teaches when you don't write down how you calculated two plus two he wants to learn some quick physics university professors when half of your solution is missing i've seen enough i'm satisfied i've played enough games to know there's a special item behind this wall we all have memories on some stairs others it's me okay just pivot pivoted in the wall charlie me sliding the straw in and out of a mcdonald's cup i call this next piece easily distracted as a minor me listening to stressed out by 21 pilots as a middle schooler oh wow it's such a banger me listening to stressed out by 21 pilots now ah i see it was a warning sunlight bye it burns sunlight's reflected from the moon for some reason this is completely fine seriously why is no one mentions that all night towels are clearly vampires we should get the sticks don't peek they have a sniper my teammates copy just i'm i'm just gonna take a little peek my teeth distorted as hell because i seriously think orthodontists have poisoned the water supply meanwhile teeth of a motherfreaker who lived 10 000 years ago not gonna lie this is actually really fascinating i was genuinely curious about this so i looked it up for you turns out there's multiple things we eat softer food and more sugar and our jaws are smaller so the teeth actually can't all fit so in summary evolution has deformed you take that as you will come on now monika let's put a smile on that face or photoshop or into deterrence that works too let me get this straight you want to go home and sleep i do i'm tired i'll do it tomorrow i'll do it tomorrow i'll do it tomorrow first sounds recorded on mars we have been trying to reach you about your vehicle's extended warranty reddit is watching big hero 6. guys at disney wondering why there's a sudden rise in big hero 6 viewership why why why oh that's why when you copy the homework five minutes before class starts it ain't honest but it's much work remember your chances of getting murdered by an exercise bike are low but never zero when you realize you've been waiting for 20 minutes for a game to load then you realize you needed to press a why why why oh that that's why meanwhile in the distant future youtube shows 100 ads before every video great saturday am i on afk you read on me still not buying youtube premium foolish platform if i truly cared about my time being wasted i wouldn't be on here americans when they get upset damn it british people when they get upset oh hiv invested scrabble pieces funny thick dogs give me internet points please master the obesity is killing me oh no don't you give peter any ideas we demand to ban on memes because they're killing animals you can't defeat me i know but he can finally i found you the only crime worse than horny is making horns now off to jail with you edited photo of an art from a movie i slash memes my god what are they i've never really ever seen them on a certain other website that i won't talk about because my mom is right next to me the chinese government is bad actually never mind they're pretty good who wore it better some random lady don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it or the future president of the united states ladies and gentlemen i'm calling it now your country is screwed why swearing might actually be good for you i am healthcare feminine pop oh so you have a girlfriend i have the 70 2016 gamestop exclusive halo energy sward you may be slaying but i'm the slayer when it autocorrects you holy [ __ ] come sisters let us slam dunk for jesus the anti-horny squad finds the guy of photoshopped aunt cass he is too horny to be left alive if you can't control the horny you don't deserve the horn prepare the knife when you die and run back to loot your body it's like the game is walk of shame how did you die i just don't want to go there none saying they haven't had kinky times for the past 10 years monks saying they haven't had it on for the past 15 years redditors who haven't had it on ever well of course not the moment they get even primed for it they go to horny jail hero why are you bad villain allow me to explain through a musical number when you realize you've been waiting for 20 minutes for a game to load then you realize you needed to press a why why why oh that that's why shout out to today's fan art by magic miss three thank you for binging all the videos that's nice to know make sure you're getting adequate amounts of water in between each video here's their beautiful little sketch loving the dapper suit question though if mk does his nails on his head is that a manicure or hair styling just a casual existential questionnaire for you thank you so much for the work megamiss and remember to post your fan art in the subreddit of mk if you'd like to see us say hello to your work seriously send them in i love seeing them for now it is the end of this video i hope you binged it thoroughly megamiss i hope you all had some fun and thank you for taking your time today to be drowned out by my ramblings you're an absolute treasure and well it's the end of the video so i guess you know click another one subscribe why not like a video too that's always fun you turn the thumb blue anyway for now though my name has been jack you have been a lovely person to rant and laugh with today and i look forward to seeing you for the next one bye

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Length: 16min 59sec (1019 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 19 2021