r/Dankmemes | *microwave noises*

the lady with a cart full of groceries in front of me me with only two items you can cut in front of me it's a magical thing when it happens right [Music] how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking another look at r dank memes because last time i didn't really think they were dank enough so we're going to keep on going until it gets a seal of approval from everybody on the channel how's that sound huh of course i'm kidding i still don't even know what dank memes i just do what i'm told so let's get right in there shall we teacher what comes after 360 me 361 then why did you write no scope what is this some kind of joke or something you don't get it are you kidding me is that because you're a normie you're finally awake you hit your head pretty hard 2020 coronavirus wildfires you're talking crazy dude come on there's a blastoise down the street and we're gonna binge stranger things later dude you can't do that to me man you can't do that the two weeks that pokemon go was on top of the world were the best two weeks of my entire life you can't do that united states hey russia lol you should sell us alaska for two pennies an acre russia the okay united states you will hold on i gotta do some calculating where's my calculator here hold on give me a second give me a second do you mean to tell me that we bought alaska for less than 10 million dollars are you freaking kidding me look it still ain't as impressive as the louisiana purchase but whatever man 10 year old me after eating vanilla ice cream and realizing that it contains 0.00001 alcohol health experts please wear oxygen supply masks underwater americans well to be fair if he can just do that underwater then why not right so i saw this guy yup he came out of the vent yup i exposed the first imposter so you can trust me makes sense to me then let's vote him out that's what an imposter would say orange was not an imposter this seems like the type of game you wouldn't really want to play with people that only want to make that same joke over and over again huh i'm starting to see more compilations of people losing their goddamn minds playing this game than actually having fun didn't take long did it obi-wan you were the chosen one anakin i hate you anakin was the imposter me asking for the name of the artist read it getting 100 upvotes yeah thanks guys very helpful teacher if you don't want to pay attention i'll honestly end this class right now the students he will yay i graduated college what do i win a sad feeling oh how people who shouldn't have bred celebrate pregnancy how the greatest intellectuals celebrate pregnancy oh yay funny haha office reference they're my favorite if you're depressed you're living in the past if you're anxious you're living in the future me what the hell's this from me and the boys on our way to find the imposter oh who are you kidding you ain't gonna find my boyfriend who's always there to back me up me who was called gay by the bully cats i see on the internet cats i have at my home look at the big nose no one schrodinger's cat no a simple math problem me finding the most confusing way of solving it i think that's how all math problems get solved over complicated [ __ ] my teacher watching all the students clap for me because i got 69 percent in the finals whoa mark your chin really grew bud some say heath ledger was the best joker of all time some say joaquin phoenix was the best joker of all time but deep down we all know that she ignored all your messages and you are a better clown than both oh man you you sons of braz coffee plants producing caffeine as a defense mechanism humans getting addicted to coffee and caffeine humans are freaking scary dad he will be a football player mom no he will be a doctor me who already decided on becoming a ninja space cowboy see you go man we need more diversity in terms of the job market so get out there and make your dreams come true when someone calls an emergency meeting 10 seconds into the game and gets voted off i love democracy my mom saying i should be a doctor my dad saying i should be a lawyer six-year-old me who wanted to be a dinosaur my mom just wanted me to survive dude my economics professor me explaining to the class how reddit giving free coins has caused an award inflation my mom you don't want to end up like him the math teacher you don't want to end up like him the construction worker who makes double their salary yeah y'all can shut up when you email your professor at 2am and they respond within a minute damn all right that never ever ever ever happens but okay fall guys after dominating reddit but then being replaced by among us in less than a week you know i was god once you were fall guys you were when you accidentally typed jehovah's fitness instead of jehovah's witness i'm a jehovah's fitness my fist in your mouth if you don't shut up with these jokes teacher what comes after five rock star six then why did you write five again yeah rockstar what gibbs huh which is more of a flex a 64-pack of crayola crayons or air pods amateurs i've ended more friendship no i have amateurs what was that punk amateurs oh hi monopoly oh uno doesn't really think so though okay oh my god no no no parents we're gonna send you to an all-girls school their daughter who's actually gay you will oh god that freaks me out what the hell when did words get genders am i a joke to you yeah guys english ain't the only one in the game huh ghosts following the imposter that killed them be like oh imposter of the vent what is your wisdom online schooling is just homework on steroids that's true crewmate there is one imposter among us guaranteed every time sometimes all four are the roman empire italy when you spend half an hour searching for the perfect png and it ends up being a jpeg ouch i would like to thank pinterest for completely destroying image searching the letter k in night the letter k in okay everyone mods bad mods gay the mod who let me post here even though i don't meet the karma requirement thanks guys did you buy the new rtx 3080 yes what did it cost a kidney really try the 3090 mofo me in racing games only 350 kilometers per hour pathetic me irl 120 kilometers per hour is scary dead body reported i'm suss and white no it's not me because i was with green yeah but red was near a vent so it's him oh well that was your first mistake not speaking english apparently i guess do you have to make rule 34 of every single female character rule 34 artists it's the law me and my siblings who can't get past a level our older brother dude kermit your older brother man markiplier when he sees another stupid meme with his face on it i feel like he's doing fine he doesn't care me and the boys reviving a meme in med bay bravo yeah bravo that one's pretty good okay all of you get out except you you stay yeah yeah really wish they all could have gone forever though the smart kid arguing that the answer was 17 the asian kid arguing that the answer is 22 me who got the gulf of mexico what the microwave sees [Music] beethoven when he became deaf oh no anyway third world country look we found a large deposit of oil america oil my ex texts me a 100 word message about how she messed up and wants to be back after she cheated on me with my best friend me hold on oh give me a second here all right kay the smart kid who studied all night me who watched all the oversimplified videos hydrogen oxygen hydrogen teacher if you disrupt the class one more time i'll tell your parents the kid whose parents died in a car crash you will god is this the freaking meme of the week how many of these have we seen boomer humor i hate my wife millennial humor i hate my life gen z humor me waiting for my teacher to stop yelling at my classmates so i can continue my presentation mom go play all day i will do all your homework nine-year-old me who doesn't understand sarcasm you will alright that's it no more of those ones rare look at among us servers wait i thought this is what nintendo used to keep their network up when the two smartest kids get put in a group with the popular girl okay when you know who's coming down the stairs by the sound of their footsteps hey people step differently man it's just a weird thing my favorite thing about the spanish harry potter translation is that instead of calling lord voldemort the dark lord they call him senor tenebroso which basically means mr spooky well he is the stare demon me the light switch me acting like i haven't stolen anything even though i haven't stolen anything my parents takes my phone and laptop away to make me focus on my studies me a software engineering student me tries to download an app from the play store play store you don't have enough space but the app size is two megabytes and i've got more than 500 megabytes of free storage did i stutter boomers this generation is the weakest they'll never survive the real world four-year-old me who can lift two chairs at once are you sure about that judge you'll be executed blue why i don't know you seem kind of sus oh it's so good what if you wanted to go to heaven but god said you are dead finish your tasks to win memes then and then i says doris says no i got your nose memes now uncle [Laughter] what this is why i hate video games it appeals to the male fantasy i'm stuck in vent step bro the person who wrote 10 paragraphs proving me wrong me who spotted that he used your instead of you are among us on discord with the boys among us with random people yeah i wouldn't know probably never will let's be honest here i'm too stupid to play a game like that when a zebra is getting attacked in a zebra documentary when a zebra is getting attacked in a lion documentary using the drake format using a freaking apple because people will use anything at this point earth every 100 years randomly me making multiple accounts on reddit so that i can defend my ass when someone insults me oh my god the guy from megamind he just freaks me out read read foxes are just cat software running in dog hardware with a dolphin soundboard [Laughter] absolutely no nudity whatsoever you can have some nudity but it can't be porn bro you can post every single porn video that has ever existed in the universe as long as you just mark it not safe for work uh is this a problem zero in addition and subtraction zero and multiplication zero in division oh god you know what i thought i was done reading numbers a long time ago okay i'm not in school anymore so what we're going to do is we're going to end the video there robotic mk logo i really like how it turned out and i really love how it turned out so make sure you keep it up always remember folks if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well you know make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and until next time i'll catch you later you

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Id: YySh56RB-cc

Length: 11min 46sec (706 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 07 2020