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when someone explains something to you three times and you still have no idea what's going on hey i know you explained it three times but could you do it one more time i really i'm so confused what's going on everyone welcome back to easy peasy i'm your narrator david the baker and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash me in real life some good old-fashioned relatable content for you to sit back and enjoy i'm sure you guys are ready to get on into the video so without further ado let's go they banned push pops in schools because people were sucking them into pointy weapons oh i remember these they were dangerous america 100. found this bird is it yours there's no name tag i yelled every name at it but it doesn't respond to any it obeys no commands and is very poorly trained ah look at this good samaritan just trying to return someone's lost bird i don't know about you but my faith in humanity is restored me when i see a cop just don't act suspicious and i'll be fine the cop good morning me i do not kill people that is my least favorite thing to do yeah i think we got a suspect me building sand castles with my grandmother everyone else in the crematorium uh what are you doing the girl you like her father her brother her ex her crush and you ah no buddy you don't stand a chance you gotta pull them pants up my g if you ever want to have a shot with her oh man feels bad man feels bad the earth is flat evidence that you're wrong yeah bro uh yeah you're really wrong evidence you're right i got my ears covered hey you know what i like your style ah yeah now we can be idiots together what a week huh captain it's wednesday ah dang wait i'm alone huh do you care if i take off the skin of the furby i want to make him a god once he is free of his sinful flesh he can begin the path towards enlightenment he will take care of us i also want to soft hack his circuits i literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again wait what do you mean you could literally care less this guy's trying to turn your furby into a god i feel like that warrants a bit of concern no instead of sending on my way i'm just gonna start sending these not gonna lie these are way better on my way to see bay versus heading home from bay's house aha the ultimate duo trump on among us i regret naming myself trump i thought nobody would vote trump ah you see modern problems require modern solutions parents outraged after man installs electric fence to keep kids off his lawn it's my yard dude okay i get it it's your lawn but come on this is excessive will to live i've got the will to live huh hey it's gone well you can expect it to hang around all day can you it's sad but true i don't know why but holding the phone this way is correct and that way is not correct look don't ask me i don't make the rules but this is the right way soup was invented in 1927 by john soup who wanted to drink a chicken you see everybody called john soup a madman and then he made chicken soup now he makes millions we love to see it me making weird faces under my mask in front of the cashier oh if only they knew if only they knew how weird of a person you are doctor you have one minute to live me starts planking doctor what are you doing me making this minute feel like a lifetime well you can't go wrong by planking that's for sure your sad alcoholic name just use your first name and then add your last name and then boom you're an alcoholic oh oh no karen's when they have to decorate more more wanna feel old this is sub-zero in scorpion oh man the mortal kombat characters got so old what the f is a frog frogs are polite in used manners they literally just vibe sometimes frogs pretend to be harvest mice for fun oh my god what even is this meme mom did you do what i asked you to do my sibling and i oh um oh no this can't end good learned a very relatable term today this means revenge bedtime procrastination a phenomenon in which people who don't have much control over their daytime life refuse to sleep early in order to regain some sense of freedom during their late night hours hey you hear that instead of saying you have insomnia you could just say ah nah nah i got revenge bedtime procrastination honestly it sounds way cooler the four coveted personality types spotted at the grocery store wearing the mask right they believe in science not wearing a mask at all they deny science wearing the mask under your nose this person doesn't understand science and people who wear the mask on their chin they just yeah they just believe in magic i got arrested for being too ugly can someone bail me out oh yeah bro on my way can someone bail me out yeah i got arrested too read a biology textbook okay gender is not the same as sex biological sex refers to an anatomical and physiological phenotype gender is a category assigned by the individual based off behavior and cultural practices one's gender need not coincide with one's biological sex no you can't use a modern textbook no you gotta use the textbooks from the 50s you know the time i'm stuck in what are you some kind of weirdo rich people be like so easily convinced about ghosts i remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever i broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother i would freaking bury it in that lot some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and crap and told everyone it was haunted it's been over a decade and that lot is still vacant you single-handedly tank the value of someone's prime real estate and that makes me happy as soon as i read this i immediately started thinking of ways i could do this on purpose to get cheap land and i was five posts down my dash before i realized i was becoming a scooby-doo villain i mean to be fair that's exactly what a scooby-doo villain would do so i don't know if you were to do it it's uh it's kind of free real estate one egg a day equals five cigarettes a day egg yolk is so bad for us please watch what the health on netflix i've never smoked an egg in my life well good cause if you did that's like five cigarettes moral of the story don't smoke eggs peter dinklage shortest month and you select me this will not be forgotten yep and on the february calendar you got peter dinklage ah that's that's pain you work too much you should be enjoying life you're wasting time you should be working more hmm come here what do you want from me ah i don't know man yeah stupid brain just let me live in peace no offense to myself or whatever but what the f am i actually doing you know i ask myself this question all the time how to haunt ah no hmm haunting for beginners nah no i don't need that either oh my god man the books are throwing themselves run for your life don't be too hard on yourself you might already be doing better than you think at my daughter's school it's medieval day everyone wore disney princess dresses or homemade night costumes this kid marches to his own drum hashtag plague doctor respect ah look at this mad lad he knows exactly what he's doing he's the beacon of death and he wants everyone to know it props to this kid you can now buy a bell delphine bathwater-cooled pc no go to horny jail bonk yeah that's where you belong if you think boys discuss girls or any other naughty stuff when they meet you're wrong all they talk about is career choices politics corruption and their miserable routine boy talk is boring af bye boys never before have i been so offended by something i 100 agree with people who need text and image yeah tiny brain people who only need text okay a slightly bigger brain people who don't need text at all ah big braining and people who need absolutely nothing ah yeah this is it right here when you google something to support your argument but you find out you're wrong yup i'm just gonna stab myself right here what's your name john meanwhile in the names department huh john okay into the shredder you go and then in the end you have to ask him for their name again may i interrupt your scrolling with a turtle duck oh look at the cute little thing kfc one you're the reason i'm named kfc one die kfc says kfc to be fair that's the only appropriate response i make transactions for a multi-billion dollar company ah yeah i work at mcdonald's oh hey well you know what that's still cool your son a normal civilian my son an awesome army dude my son alive and well your son um not so much it's officially that wear a sweater in the morning regret it in the afternoon type of weather well i mean depending on where you live like if you live in the southern states of america this is absolutely true but if you live somewhere up north yeah probably not it's probably cold all the time nakia talking to iphones when i fell nothing would happen to me i wasn't delicate like you kids how 2020 started hey what's up guys it's me pandora welcome to my unboxing video yep 2020 was just opening pandora's box teacher chris could you come solve this problem me oh we got a problem teacher that's right me teacher oh you're trying to go hand square it's good then what's good teacher anyone have any questions students no teacher all right go ahead and get started students one minute later hey uh we're a little confused person we need to talk later me first of all i have anxiety tell me now yeah that's understandable once you've read the dictionary every other book you read is just a remix hmm you got a point 1960s a mom uses a trash can to contain her baby while she crochets in the park 1969 i love how the baby's just looking at the camera like what are you doing taking a picture man let me out of here a picture of the avatar aang and the picture of the avatar older or in other words boomerang you know i see what you did here but i i'm just so upset i hate it when my teacher asks a question in online class and nobody answers like come on guys i'm not going to answer it either but really guys why are you doing this when you push the vacuum cleaner over the spot of dirt in your apartment and you hear that crackle oh yeah that's nice right there heard my husband scream no from across the house and ran over to see if he was okay then discovered him watching that video of the raccoon who tries to wash his cotton candy and then appear visibly upset when it dissolves in water i mean to be fair to be absolutely fair that video is heartbreaking ancient greek astrologers be like ah yes a goat i mean they really be like that they look at a line and be like uh-huh that's an animal right there it's like how do you even see that is it a universal thing to brush your teeth an hour before the dentist to try and hide the prior six months of neglect oh absolutely the dentist is always gonna ask if you floss and you just lie to him you're like yeah i floss all the time you don't floss be honest with yourself payment processing uh sir we might have a problem approved yay thank god uh yeah person a drunken mind speaks a sober heart me drunk af me bees charger ah yes what wisdom remember when a lemur singing i like to move and move it was the funniest thing you had ever seen in your entire life ah those were the days name a more toxic community i'll wait nope no i don't think i can look at this beautiful dog i thought the cup was blasting off yeah i'm gonna be honest i can't quite see the dog but it definitely looks like that coffee cup is going places starbucks unveils seven dollar wake-up slap my favorite part of this image is how professionally she is delivering that slap i mean really though look at that form she's gotta get employee of the month i know my boss is sick of me oh boy what did you do did you call a customer dumb tonight no i said are you dumb i was asking him do you think that was appropriate very much so look this employee is not playing games they're just asking a question do you want to boost your funeral hire me the professional mourner to come and cry at the funeral below are the summer special prices one normal crying fifty dollars two bohemian hollering one hundred dollars three crying and rolling on the ground 150 dollars four crying and threatening to jump into the grave two hundred dollars and five crying and actually jumping in the grave one thousand dollars all right listen carefully if i die i want this man on the job and don't go cheap i want the whole thing i want the crying and actually jumping in the grave i want it all me whenever i need more words in my essay don't more like do not the egyptian mao is probably the oldest breed of cat in fact the breed is so ancient that its name is the egyptian word for cat did they name it now because that's the sound cats make i am now imagining every egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time human what the f are you cat human oh okay then who remembers these mother efforts ah the classic slides i remember one burned you alive and the other one gave you electric shocks all right i'll bite what do i do for a living you work as a butler in a haunted mansion and put your little hand in the mashed potatoes oh no he does look like that guy oh that's so good why isn't my mouse working easy cause that's a freaking hamster if you're gonna do your meme do it right when you hold down the a button too long on mario kart oh no i did it again seriously is that guy okay stacy in among us says it's me what vote me stacy has been voted out me oh i got away with it jarvis says how is everyone holding up libby gently as not to disturb it oh i see this is how she's holding up 16 year old doesn't do drugs doesn't smoke doesn't go to parties doesn't swear doesn't talk back isn't having sex and gets good grades 16 year old plays video games parents anger video games why don't you just do drugs and smoke go to parties have sex and talk back anything but video games me how long should i roast asparagus in the oven food blogger wondering how long to roast asparagus come here i've got your answer me cool thank you so i was born in a farm in tennessee my father was an angry man with three fingers on each hand a war injury but but i just wanted to roast asparagus come on now why are you doing this what do people do in the shower for 45 minutes plus concerts meet and greets cry overthink arguments you name it you name it honestly what don't you do in the shower for 45 minutes huh you're so cool and funny what have you done he doesn't know how to deal with compliments uh sup ugly oh sup ah someone asked me if i had plans for the fall it took me a moment to realize they meant autumn not the collapse of civilization hey so you got any plans for the fall oh you know i just grab a beer watch the buildings collapse you know wait what my tinder profile says i love mountains not i love hiking let's sit on the lawn of a cute bnb in vermont and drink sangria while admiring the peaks but not climb them ah you see that's a thousand iq move right there jon eating an entire turkey i'm driving with do not disturb while driving turned on i'll see your message when i get where i'm going i'm not receiving notifications if this is urgent reply urgent to send a notification through with your original message urgent can you imagine this guy pulling over to check his phone and then he just sees john from garfield's comics choking down an entire turkey i mean clearly this is the content he needs to see right now biology says that you're seven percent blood chemistry says that you're 70 water physics says that you're 99.9999 empty space luigi says you're 100 depressed oh no why does this german news show look like a god tier crap post oh didn't you know the news invented crap posting they're in their element people who say go big or go home seriously underestimate my willingness to go home like it's literally my only goal for most of the day true oh what a creative way to propose so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she just kisses the other guy right in front of her ah this heartless woman how could she do something like this data information knowledge insight wisdom and conspiracy theory yep conspiracy theorists are kind of like the greek astrologers they just look at the random dots and are like yeah that's totally a unicorn nasa to buy lightweight semi-automatic rifles nasa employee oh hey you guys are back early astronaut moon's haunted nasa employee what astronaut loading pistol and getting back on the rocket ship the moon's haunted when you eat an ice cream and start nibbling on the wooden stick i am the beaver british people be like who wants to play amongst us now hiring a girlfriend it's a full-time gig please love me ah this dude's down bad somebody get him a girlfriend quick titanic replica could set sail by 2022. following original route should survive this time considering we've melted all the icebergs yep you see what could go wrong sad reality here chad i want you to have my heart you dropped it why would you do that it's okay i can fix it thank you i'm gonna go give it to this dinosaur why is she giving it to the dinosaur oh oh nice guys finish last getting a song stuck in your head wouldn't be so bad if it was the full song instead of 10 seconds on loop i mean honestly if you were able to just naturally think of the whole song and get that stuck in your head that's kind of like a low tier super power she said she belongs to the streets i said baby i am the streets ah look at this man's drip dreams be like do you have school tomorrow yes shut up 5 15 a.m me finally gets eight hours of sleep my neck yeah but you did it wrong yep now you got this crook in your neck for the rest of the day here's a nice cool picture of ryan burton dang ryan just stole my girl again said by every guy ah look at this stud he's stealing everyone's girl and he knows it too he knows exactly what he's doing what a mad lad turn it upside down and it's an alien reading torah you're welcome okay let's do it yep upside down is exactly that it's like a little android robot oh that's actually kind of cool once i became a parent i finally understood the scene where yoda gets so tired of answering luke's questions he just dies yeah yoda was like annoying you are die i will he just [ __ ] falls on the floor dead ugh what a mad lad hey i'm not coming into work today why i freaking hate this job understandable enjoy the rest of your day what a solid boss right there they're probably like yeah i hate this job too i really hope they ban tick-tock the only thing i want spying on everything i do is google facebook twitter instagram the government apple amazon every website my fitbit every app yeah okay you can't escape that surveillance there's nothing we can do literally everyone and everything is watching us hell i'm watching you right now take a take a look behind you when your girlfriend tells you to take off your buzz lightyear crocs during sex babe don't ask me to stop being a man i mean if they were to say take off your shirt or your pants that's fine but the lightyear crocs come on those gotta stay on filmboy capitalist be like pull yourself up by the thigh highs ah come on don't do fanboy capitalists like this children's shirts are so weird like girl shirts are like rainbows plus gorgeous equals rose and penguin besties music and strawberry emoji and boys shirts are like kill your sister knife fire crap your pants devil emoji skull emojis car police car race car police car taxi never have i seen a meme be so nonsensical and yet make so much sense well everyone that's our time i hope you enjoyed this episode of r slash me irl if you did make sure to support the channel by leaving a like down below and don't forget to press the subscribe button and the notification bell to be notified of all our easy peasy uploads i'm your narrator david the baker and i will see you in the next video peace out and three thumbs up

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Id: miJBRpp5D0U

Length: 18min 49sec (1129 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 20 2021