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if you feed a moose it may become aggressive and attack the next human it meets if it has no food to offer feeding mooses is my favorite hobby now i can imagine satan's like i just want to say that i'm a huge fan what's going on everyone welcome back to easy peasy my name is david the baker and today we're going gonna be taking a look at our slash curse comments you know i picked up the mic today and i was like i'm having a good day it's gonna be a good video then i saw we're doing cursed comments and now um now all i feel is pain but anyways we're gonna be jumping on into the video so without further ado let's go people whose jobs require them to enter someone else's house such as a plumber or electrician what was the weirdest thing you've seen at a customer's house my wife feels bad man feels bad zero filter oregon oh goodness who the frick turned on hardcore mode seriously is that oregon or doom trending searches on the you-know-what website among us it was orange i saw him go in the vents then he got stuck in the vents what are you doing crewmate step crewmate when i'm done with you there won't be a body to report ah you people are sick shame shame on all your houses san francisco right now oh my god it's worse than i thought it's a girl yes no the wildfire in san francisco they're not wildfires because of you know dry leaves or heat nah it was a gender reveal party gone wrong of course breathing normally is easy mode i turn on the asthma difficulty for the extra challenge oh so it's an optional difficulty how do i turn it off start a new game do it oh okay a chiropractor nice work agent 47 now make your way to the extraction point ah he does look like the hitman doesn't he ah that's a shame you wake up one morning and have ding-dongs for fingers how would that change your life i would never eat at kfc again finger licking good just doesn't sound that appealing with ding-dong fingers yeah you got a point mcdonald's starts using fresh beef today so what the frick were we eating before well every once in a while a kid gets lost in the ball pit you know what i'm saying me i can't understand this chapter teacher what's hard me my ding-dong teacher mine too wait what for about 15 years i've carried one of these to silence annoying tvs in different places i know it might drive the establishment's proprietor insane trying to figure out what happened to the volume but blaring the view in waiting rooms should be illegal take this tip and live longer where does this guy be going to have to donate three of these a month oh he goes around plugging them into heart monitors in hospitals so the alarm doesn't annoy people because that's what heroes do oh wait a second buzzfeed idea kids that play minecraft are left in the woods to survive for seven days another idea kids that play fortnite are deployed into iraq for seven days would it be bad if i would watch both of these romeo trying to wake juliet up check if she breathes wait five freaking minutes or drink the poison oh it's romeo you know he's just gonna drink the poison romeo is dumb the body was still warm hey 9-1-1 yeah there's a creep in the comments our friendship is like this candle if you forget me i'll burn your freaking house down but if you blow me there will be no problems and yes of course people upvoted that because why wouldn't they this is reddit the view from my window today is freaking crazy why is the sky red your window is hella dirty the neighbors did a gender reveal party hey well congratulations it's a it's a girl right oh boy boston market what's something you can say to both your rotisserie chicken and to your significant other i prefer you without skin oh and boston markets like uh a gift from the gods up and he's getting a full view he saw that he is actually the second biggest in class unfortunately she was the first my dad has given me a total of 55 000 to have a better life in california ended up selling nudes on reddit while working on a nursing degree roast me enough to stop using this app no i think your dad sent you to california so you wouldn't breed with your brother he must have learned from his own mistakes damn i mean i would say this is bad but i mean she did ask to be roasted mom and dad son you're adopted sister no kidding not sure scarlett johansson being my sister would have stopped me in the first place today the teacher asked me how i view lesbian relationships apparently in full hd wasn't the right answer i said through binoculars and apparently that's not the right answer either you see you can't win with these people german languages compared to other languages this is completely wrong everyone knows surprise in german is blitzkrieg oh what's wrong i didn't bring my floatie okay there you go kid you shall now float for eternity slowly wearing you down as you melt in the acid that is water perish child for your greed has killed you and don't forget to have fun a picture of a beautiful cow saying i'm not a burger you're more than a burger you're a steak you're a stew a versatile queen is what you are they a little bit off but they got the spirit i guess girls when they find out that shrek is six foot nine what are you doing in my swamp invasion for the pickle six foot nine jesus why isn't he playing in the nba dude would dominate going to a new bar hmm everyone is being surprisingly nice towards you too nice it's a gay bar oh heard you could get free drinks there kind of a pain in the ass to do it though just say no homo hey bro yeah what's up i've been sexually attracted to men my entire life hey bro what no homo though oh okay cause that's how it works insects wait i can explain cats and dogs you guys have six legs while we only have four human beings four we've only got two legs snakes you guys have legs centipedes all i have are legs imagine a snake with centipede like legs those things don't exist for a reason yes because god spared us that much mcdonald's starts using fresh beef today so what the f were we eating before meow meow friend opens a business and becomes a millionaire in a year me how did you do it friend the silent barber we cut heads silently we cut heads silently hole up oh it's like some sweeney todd stuff he's just ripping off heads this place should be investigated right now change her never replace her bro look at that transformation it's gonna be you who gets replaced soon ayo are they lying i mean she changed up so much but he ain't even moved a muscle bruh i'm just saying they might not be wrong about that how my bed survived 5 years on 2b2t that moment when you realize the bed survived longer than an anti-vax kid five years yeah that's accurate crewmate there is one imposter among us jesus was not an imposter one impostor remains i don't know he was being kind of suss he was hacking i saw him walk on water he was definitely hacking he turned my water into wine i know jesus wasn't the impostor but he was kinda suss i'm pretty sure his dad was the host so he was definitely teaming helicopter goes me when a helicopter passes age 10 oh cool age 40. cool me when i'm a rice farmer in vietnam oh well uh that that's not cool getting him an empty ps5 box and filling it with a thousand reasons of why you love him i'll fill that box with a thousand pieces of her yo why do people want the ps5 so badly brad chill it is just a console my g god this guy is upset he is like imma cut her into a thousand pieces like bro it ain't even worth it it ain't even worth it like that you need to chill what's it with blond-haired guys being so cute aside from jake paul and all the tik-tok e-boys i swear to god every cute guy i've talked to in the past week have been blonde hair there was this dude in germany who thought the same thing except they also had to have blue eyes that was kind of the rule twomad says laser tag employee kicked me out because apparently melee isn't permitted cringe use grenades you know what forget the grenades just hit them with the trinity missiles i'm french and five people of my family was killed in verdun i'm german and my great grandpa killed five people in verdun hey it's a small world after all i don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing the myth the bigger the boob and butt size are the higher the appeal the fact it's actually more of a curved image i live for cute little boobies and short girls to have someone to cuddle boy do i have the netflix movie for you ah not cuties come on man that's too far honestly why is that movie still up there just take it down it's catholic canon that in the garden of gethsemane jesus christ saw every sin committed by human beings which means he watched a guy blasting rope to waluigi hentai and still decided to sacrifice himself for humanity absolute legend if blast and rope to waluigi hentai is a sin then heaven help me i'm a sinner well miss brown i've got bad news and good news the bad news is you have cancer you'll be dead in three weeks what what's the good news you're pregnant wait double kill the teacher hands out test results yay the vegan kid starts eating his nails uh the atheist kid starts praying oh no the smart but lazy kids start sweating oh gosh the asian kid starts crying oh i'm screwed the quiet kid takes out his gun apparently you can reheat pizza by turning your toaster on its side you're welcome don't try it it'll be great when cheese and sauce drip onto the elements can't clean that sure you can just leave it plugged in turned on and use a butter knife ah geez some kids might try this natural selection my friend just like the pods they were eating what should i sell next kidney stones i'll buy your entire stock if masturbation was an olympic sport what categories would athletes be judged on distance endurance and speed also long shot accuracy volume consistency taste taste who's the judge your mom oh nailed them what can i say man you walked into that one well duh piccolo wears boxers ah you see piccolo is hiding the dicolo i'm sorry but it looks like this thing came to your house and the first thing you did after opening it was pull its pants down yeah bro that's pretty sus i'm not gonna lie when you take your pants off and she doesn't joke about your ding-dong size she is the chosen one op we talked about this unconscious women can't joke about your ding-dong alright unconscious women don't count i hate when this happens can everyone please unmute and turn their cameras on then i have to freaking sprint to put on my pants a hat and hide my 12 ukrainian child slaves i know so annoying yours oh i got an idea ours you're a commie my dad's gonna kill me don't you mean our dad is going to kill us yikes depression hard while i do nothing about it 98 people liked it big black guy named depression enters the room hey step bro are you animals you're sick all of you we wrote letters to a kid with cancer my letter said it's a bumpy road but soon you'll have a straight path people didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor well i just want to say that i'm a huge fan if you see this tweet you have to reply with the last tweet you drafted dream says babies kick pregnant moms all the time but oh i do it one time and i'm the one arrested a dream you're a monster there's always a side to every story are you winning son yes dad i just donated three thousand dollars to my queen so hopefully she'll go out with me are you winning hun yes dad some dummy just donated three thousand dollars to my stream thinking he has a chance with me uh they have the same dad oh that makes it even worse if being cute is a crime i deserve to be arrested in jail for a hundred years a hundred years for a crime you didn't commit ooh dead body reported if being cute was a crime i would have the death sentence for breaking the geneva convention in syria and several murders uh what what the hell is sex well you see luigi when a pisano puts his spaghetti noodle into a mamma mia's ravioli oh god you've been visited by the good sleep hamster upvote within the next six seconds and you will be blessed with cozy and restful sleeps to view more of such cute photos of hamsters visit www.xhamsters.com why do i got a bad feeling about this site something's wrong i can feel it me opening up google in public the corn tab i left open shoot now everyone's gonna know i'm into futa interesting p-hub leak reveals most of their actors are not actually step siblings reveals most alabama 100 no no they're not step siblings they're actual siblings oh great that's even worse no more gender reveals coming from this family thankfully viral video shows gender reveal flare hitting dad in the crotch oh that's pain taking blue balls to another level i ran every day for three years and bro look at your body it's beautiful my dad started running 31 years ago and he's still going till this day well done dad can't wait for you to get back so i can hear all about your journey yeah mr george118 i don't think he's coming back i busted a fat nut last night okay i'm screenshotting that it was a walnut in fact ah yes restoration 100 melania's ass trump the secret service guy who has to taste everything before the president can whoa buddy hold up oh you said melania i think you meant ivanka's yeah ivanka seems correct imagine you miss a payment on a tesla and it drives itself back to the dealership imagine dead old people in their teslas just arriving places nice that tesla brought me dinner ah but it's cold british english traditional american english simplified oh shots fired bloody hell i spilled my tea terrible waste versus an american [ __ ] i just wasted a good [ __ ] can of but life in the ass jesus christ that's a lot of curse words me at school dress to impress me in online school naked and afraid naked i get but afraid of what that's your house don't let those kids in your basement make you feel any different yeah wait what i don't know what emotion this is but i definitely felt it what canadian leather face hey that is what it looks like isn't it these face masks come with a straw hole for sipping cocktails now introducing condoms you can pee through because unfortunately they're both using the same amount of logic that of course being very little you can now buy a bell delphine bathwater-cooled pc ah yes a computer with a pre-installed virus my pp when i stand up in front of an audience oh yeah my peepee when i'm about to screw around hi i'm just a little baby just have sex in front of an audience boom problem solved remember y'all zelda is canonically 17 in the age of calamity so it's not okay to sexualize her also remember that zelda is canonically fictional speaking of which her thighs looking mighty fine right now man tracks down his three-year-old daughter's wrist cuts his penis off cooked it and forced him to eat honestly i'm not even mad at the guy on the next episode of chops let's see what our contestants can make with this ingredient in our secret basket i mean if there was a ding-dong in that basket i would totally watch that episode and with that everyone that's the end of our video i hope you guys enjoyed this episode of r slash curse comments if you did like the video make sure to leave a like down below and don't forget to press the subscribe button and the notification bell to be notified of all our easy peasy uploads i'm your host david the baker and i will see you in the next video peace out and three thumbs up

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Length: 14min 47sec (887 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 21 2021