r/Me_irl · uber not feeling too good

when you're playing a game and start skipping dialogue and cut scenes i do not know who i am i do not know why i'm here all i know is that i must kill how's it going everyone and welcome back to easy peasy my name is zach and today we're taking a look at r slash me irl when you enter in adidas shop and see your salary written on a pair of shoes yeah that's yeah that's accurate me boy oh boy i'm thinking about buying a yep they're always listening someone just airdropped this to my phone at a red light dudes that wear face masks when they're driving all right people with daily anxiety pretending to be okay to trick their anxiety oh this thing nah doesn't bother me none asparagus grows like it's trying to prank some idiot into thinking this is how asparagus grows six-year-olds when they find out about astronauts now this looks like a job for me man uses an avocado grenade and actually manages to rob two banks all warfare is based on deception moon's freaking massive tonight what the f that's no moon my bed when i try to fall asleep my bed when i wake up you know what yeah i've never seen a meme to accurately describe that feeling but yeah this is it do you know how sexy it is when he teases you in bed with a bird leaf do you mean a feather y'all ever open a text and think okay i'm gonna reply when i have the energy and then boom it's been two weeks and you're a terrible person what does this thing mean if you crash your car you press that and it will undo the accident oh wow driving doesn't seem so scary now it sucks how the rest of your life and career depends on your most immature years that is very sad and true mini shopping cart speed 4 strength three agility three uh your normal shopping cart speed two strength five agility one and you know just a little basket speed three strength one agility five i never thought i would ever see or read out rankings of shopping uh carts and basket i'm begging you please please just just let me love you that's not having it this is what we've come to i feel bad for class of 2020. this looks like a funeral me hiking in a genuinely great mood gets to a cliff edge wow look at the view it's gorgeous my brain what if you jumped lo mao the other organs of my body uh nope youtuber you will just need some common tools the common tools yeah they're not they're not too common the teachers copy what you get no shame remix out now this media has been disabled in response to a report by the copyright owner i am the copyright owner what the f explaining to my little cousins why they can't play with my 2 000 gaming pc you simply have less value my girlfriend and i got customized debit cards man you all so cute you mind moving your thumb i'm trying to see the whole photo don demidom wife of doug dumado owner of the dimmesdale dibba dome actually she took the dimmadome in the dim a divorce doctors 16 20 i have a goth icon in prescribed cocaine doctors 20 20 i am scared of apples schrodinger's douchebag a guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him so twitter what's one of the dumbest things you've ever spent money on ah i see all these e boys and e girls i just want to be enough give them a call i've emailed be quick to call i texted them as well just call them i'll send them another email emergency phone not installed please do not have an emergency at this location 2020 excited expecting engaged emily engineering students who studied online in 2020 ah life exists greek philosophers tell me why fair be well beatrice well it's been a pleasure but before i go surprise it wasp me it was me all along i don't believe it oh my god 3 out of 5 stars owner said i needed to lose some weight response from the owner fatty that's one of my biggest fears if i ever like woke up as a donut you would eat yourself i wouldn't even question it ah yes all the fifa games yeah pretty much every sports game ever drive through will that be all me the first order was only the beginning the saying there's plenty of fish in the sea only gives me until 2050 to find a girlfriend me talking to a girl at a pool party her even dries underwater you lied to me i trusted you free png site the first clinical trial of a male birth control gel is underway her getting the bed and getting these guts him hold on baby i gotta put my sunblock on first how i feel after making a good joke cool after a few minutes when you find a small youtuber that makes good videos we will watch okara with great interest what's considered trashy if you're poor but classy if you're rich getting money from the government chameleons are fun because they'll grab anything you give to them my friend's saying that i'm a great friend because i can always keep secrets me forgetting what they talked about after five minutes hey want to see me do a cartwheel oops lost my hat you're so white hedgehog for sale sometimes he barks but that's because he's bilingual the four horsemen of hip-hop pre-malone cartier icecone kanye east i don't think i'm prepared for the moment my son comes home from school with homework and has a math question and realizes his mother is a freaking [ __ ] babe it's been seven minutes time for your four adds yes honey wasn't icarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and freaking got rest because same i just realized my phone corrected icarus to icarly because i type icarly more than icarus okay thanks i thought this was just a god-tier [ __ ] post are inch worms cool inchworms are cool but they are insects what does that mean remember dad no jokes with you wearing that suit i don't need to tell jokes straight iced a mother fricker david tennant's voice oh no it's my arch enemy david landlord you people have horrible tastes and jokes internet local milfs want your [ __ ] me with my best friend larry parents we need to talk me thinks about all the wrongs i did in life parents stop leaving the lights on this is the longest road in the world that someone can walk my dad that's the path i used to take to go to school very proud to announce that i am officially a lost cause thank you all for your continued support unfortunately it was all for nothing my best friends bring me lunch and then slides a 20 for me my friends make plans right in front of me and don't include me i'm okay i'm losing at mario kart anyone who plays mario kart against me if you love milk chocolate but don't like dark chocolate you actually like sugar more than chocolate if you like pickles but don't like cucumbers you actually like vinegar more than cucumbers if you like roasted chicken but not raw chicken you actually like the heat from your oven more than chicken okay but i do like pickles and i do not like cucumbers so i guess i like vinegar more i'm gonna make you mine oh my god yes sucker you don't hate mondays you hate the pain of existence well i mean yeah comments have moved go to commons yeah i hate that update why would you do that youtube do you have netflix me no how do you watch movies then york do you have any lions frick off new york zoo we've only got rats you think you're too good to look at rats you aren't me when my right nostril finally clears up and i can breathe again but then a few seconds later my left nostril becomes stuffy yeah no matter the size of your opponent always give it your all there you go over explaining everything because i'm afraid of not making sense or people thinking i'm dumb sequel to the hitbook underexplaining everything because i'm afraid of being seen as a rambling mess parents our kid is a teenager now i'm afraid he's gonna be having sex drinking and going to parties me and twenties i wish i was the monster you think i am your password hint is you know i'm gonna go back in time and kick my own grimes reveals she and elon musk have updated their baby's name the patch notes are out in 2006 a coca-cola employee offered to sell coca-cola secrets to pepsi pepsi responded by notifying coca-cola professionals have standards twelve-year-old me creating the perfect family in the sims while my parents argue in the living room perhaps did you mean perhaps perhaps pictures i take of my friends pictures my friends take of me actual footage of someone shutting off their playstation while the save game icon was displayed it's a png i swear you're lying how it feels to listen to podcasts yeah pretty much i regret to inform you that pope francis is a weeb so you're telling me that he has the power of god and anime on his side okay well potassium is a very nice element very reactive unlike that response you just gave me i am what comes first when you prepare cereal no one else oh yeah the the bowl in the table she's only 11 weeks old but our new puppy just learned her first trick she can shoot herself 15 times a day thank you jack's films frick honestly just frick we missed a very important day yesterday what was yesterday cat raccoon birthday party i'm not missing it this year does your graphic really need a gradient yes or no always wash your grapes and miss my chance to become spider-man i think not me pixet scab my blood cells who spent hours building it millennials i don't understand gen c aesthetics millennials in 2006 car salesman slaps roof of sea mine sea mine explodes car salesmen freaking dies i may not know much the second panel was originally going to have words but i decided it was better without them it yeah it's pretty good i lost my first kiss in high school i lost my virginity in college what did you lose in school my self-esteem 1999 there are millions of websites all hyperlinked together 2019. there are four websites each filled with screenshots of the other three i see that this photo has been cropped to it hide the fact that it is a screenshot of a tweet growing up with siblings be like yeah what would you do in this situation what the f are we meant to do when i say skater boys are cute i'm only talking about him i've inquired as to why snes titles aren't available for the 3ds and nintendo only sent me this image of response i mean they're not wrong though okay time to sleep memories my socializing attempts ah a classic what an idiot yeah a single spaghetti noodle is called a spaghetto i thought a spaghetto was a place where poor italians lived used to be spongebob now we're squidward true when you kick a stone on the sidewalk and you miss but you have to continue walking so long partner when you study for an hour then reward yourself some gaming time but deep down you know you don't deserve it because you're a week behind on study yeah imagine falling in love with someone just to find out they watch netflix with subtitles i'm convinced people who don't like subtitles can't read fast me trying to comfort someone who is crying i throw in sugar oh my god that's salt i'm an idiot swear jar saying i'm sorry unnecessarily jar yeah that's my jar on the right actually people when they step on their dog's tail dogs when they step on their owner's balls when the teacher makes you sit next to a girl and she starts crying i am aware of the effect i have on women pounds kilograms both zero inches centimeters both zero and there's all the temperatures no tattoos thanks my body is a temple temples when you google a test question and the whole test comes up don't tell my parents but this was me when i did online school a homie a lot a homie going through a lot right now that's me can they please make a dishwasher with a transparent door i want to see what's going on in there washing machine open honest shows you how it's cleaning your clothes dishwasher mysterious untrustworthy keeps its cleaning methods a secret well yeah you don't want to see all the tongues going all over your dishes right hey troy sneeze is like a girl and how about i pound you like a boy that didn't come out right thought my uber app was freaking up bruh oh my god six-year-old nephew uncle mike why you don't have a wife me i'm gay nephew what does that mean me i like men not women nephew silence so why don't you have a husband i'm not totally useless i can be used as a bad example nine-year-old me thinking that my mom died because she's taking longer than usual at the store if video games are to blame for violence then maybe monopoly is the reason why boomers are so good at bankrupting stuff i was broken up with over text so i photoshopped waluigi my true love into them instead i miss you never mind it was just a moment of weakness low nobody is born cool except of course websites that actually tell you if your email or password is wrong instead of saying one of these are wrong true me for our senior prank our whole classic of the last week of school 2020 seniors band we're going on a world tour world sees post that makes zero sense wtf the frick sees another post that makes zero sense for the same reasons oh it's a new meme that's scary accurate y'all remember disney xd what was that i used to think this was disney but for people who could skateboard yeah dwayne's daughter looks like a mini zendaya i've been alive for 19 years and never knew the rock had a little pebble and well ladies and gentlemen that brings us to the end of r me irl thank you all so much for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure to hit that subscribe button and the bell so you can notify me pz uploads and until the next one i'll see you around

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Length: 11min 52sec (712 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 03 2020