r/Comedyheaven · six feet?

what is this an insect what kind a green one yes but what's it called harold my name is uh harold seems legit how's it going everyone welcome back to easy peasy i'm your narrator david the baker and today we're going to be taking a look at our slash comedy heaven you know we could spend this video looking at good jokes or probably quality content but no no it's comedy heaven so prepare for the worst i'm sure you guys are ready for the video well as ready as you can be so without further ado let's go this teacher definitely needs assistance but that's not what we're advertising teaching assistant certification only 25 pounds so the message is basically get your teaching certification or else the kids will kidnap you every book which wasn't no no you meant to say everett mini book yeah that's right so for the blue oyster cult you have kasim joe and danny all as bass guitars not bass guitarists no they are the bass guitar and don't even get me started on bronze scene the game of the year is tiddlywinks ah yes solid game definitely defined 2020 if you ask me you know me and the boys we crack open a cold one we're sitting down playing some tiddlywinks what you've never played tiddlywinks what are you some kind of weirdo if you put a few drops of lemon in your eye it will become green hassam replies with no it doesn't man why would you lie to me like that digital pia digital ps5 used for five minutes yup definitely worth 550 dollars there what is this comedy heaven or crackheads craigslist which of these products would you consider purchasing well you know i was thinking about buying scotland gene the emoji breaks into my house and kills my entire family ah yes some solid content from doritos reaction the saddest part about this is not the fact that gene definitely killed your family but the fact that people actually believe in these videos hate the look of a helmet but still want to be safe for a limited time you can have your whole head printed on your helmet call now uh yeah no i i don't think i'm gonna call 13 amazing pets who save their owners liv is bad let me die the brakes won't work no i won't leave my friend you see once again quality content how far away from a nuclear bomb is safe yeah six feet this will help provide protection from the blast heat and radiation of the detonation when you have reached a safe place try to maintain a distance of at least six feet between yourself and people who are not a part of your household ah yeah you know just stay six feet away from a nuclear bomb that'll totally protect you i found a copy of call of duty black ops in a buffalo wild wings parking lot wait why is this mildly interesting dude get off this site if i saw herobrine i would call my friend kevin ah yes cause kevin would knock him out kevin would show harold brian what's up he'd give him the old razzle dazzle he'd beat him into a pulp go call your friend kevin here o'brien freddy krueger jason yeah they're all something but kevin ah now you need to watch out for him i'm never going to buy another horse never no way won't happen well just maybe one more horse stop it get some help russell crowe man yep no not actor not you know entertainer no no just man lol never let me drink and have a broom oh my god look at this fighting stance it's perfection there's no weaknesses god give me a reason to go to work horses aren't cheap my child what is the deal with these horse memes i didn't know there was a meme culture for horse people but you know what uh you learn something new every day i guess let let me go save yourself tell my family four days later she would have wanted you to know her last words were ah i i don't know what it means but she wanted me to let you know you are what you eat unhealthy choices versus healthy choices not gonna lie it seems kinda cooler to be a guy made out of pop-tarts hot dogs and donuts i mean like who wants to be made out of watermelon and vegetables i mean come on that's lame the unhealthy dude has french fries for hair come on that's just too cool i've got my car protected get it cause it's wearing a mask you know i like advocating for people to wear their masks too but this this ain't it this ain't the way tyler the creator crying and eating mayonnaise mayonnaise no no mayonog's not gonna lie i kind of want to watch this video oh yes some more quality content posted by hotkareem 2424 random black dude oh what do you know it's got 540 views that's pretty good baby hippo fiona episode 2 the struggle yeah she definitely looks like she's struggling you see how big her mouth is she doesn't have any teeth but she's like i want to bite you so hard the baby should change his name to toddler in a few years cause babies turn into toddlers after a few years close-up of legs of man going to work and his wife asking him not to go aha a1 acting right here she's sitting on the floor like no don't go come back no i'm gonna miss you okay bye ordinary peoples mechanical engineers oh look at how i used my umbrella to capture the water i don't mean to brag it's just that i'm a mechanical engineer in 2015 someone did poop so bad i'm sorry what i'm you know this is supposed to be comedy heaven um i'm not quite seeing the comedy here glenn loves spaghetti night oh and by the look of his face he definitely got a good amount of spaghetti how do i stretch an image like this in a video on sony vegas pro 13. that's the image but i can't quite figure out how to do this ah just give up man there's nothing you can do look how bob's fat just flows into the radiator i mean if we're being honest i mean bob's fat do be flowing what happens when you eat too much protein you turn into an absolute muscle machine nobody can stop you natasha where are you going we're in quarantine well since you're already out by sausage sausage natasha what do you mean why it's all been eaten eaten by me natasha i don't know what this live action garfield meme thing is but i i don't like it it felt uncomfortable to read i just i just want to move on to the next meme to be honest let's let's just go the hot water is broken how can you send me some pictures it looks like this but it's not hot oh yeah it's uh it's big brain time surgical views of the ding dong the ding dong and cross section looks like a monkey's face huh it you know it actually does picture of a pickup truck this is only the beginning yep from this point on this guy's whole life is just gonna be this pickup truck one of my relatives shared this on facebook if we allow the communists to win the game of golf will be lost forever oh wow i wonder what avenue of misinformation they had to scroll through on facebook to end up with communism equals no golf so scary i don't know that's just really strange to me golden retrievers can hold eggs in their mouths without breaking them uh that's a horse i get it because it's not a golden retriever nor is it a horse that's the joke that's that's the funny sorry i i kind of lost it there i'm back i'm just i don't know comedy heaven really takes it out of me i i don't know what to say let's just let's just keep going top 10 most muscular animals in the world ah yes because this totally isn't photoshopped no this is a real animal spell russell wilson with your eyes closed uh russell wilson no i don't i don't think they meant commented i think that you know what it doesn't matter moving on you know you can live your life like this 2015. yeah let's drink with the boys to 2025 man this life sucks or you could live your life like this 2015 let's go study to 2025 you're a billionaire with with a crown so i guess you're also royalty i don't know download the bible study app look how exciting it is dude it's just bible study calm down man calm down hey have you tried cheese i don't know why satan's offering me cheese are they trying to say that it's a sin to enjoy cheese because if so i'm a sinner ah yeah a pog champ mask it's not even front facing so it doesn't even work but yeah pog champ oh wait didn't this thing get banned yeah this deserves to be on comedy heaven like this is actually dead now list of swedish people felix also known as pewdiepie and greta thundberg yep those are all the swedish people in existence well if you don't count the swedish chef from the muppets ah you're solving math problems yikes if you don't get there soon that triangle will be a will be a what come on spider-man tell us hi this is your doordash connecting you to your dasher for updates about your order sorry homie not doing this order getting paid three dollars for seven miles isn't gonna happen lmao fu i'm not coming over there for no three dollar ad burger now you really ain't getting eat some noodles dang this door dasher just doesn't care they're like nah you ain't getting your food what is a person from london called my neighbor is from london he's called rob ah thank you ken b now go back to your own subreddit unique bald eagle on branch collector's item flaming hot cheeto one thousand dollars yes because this is totally a bald eagle poached on a branch definitely worth a thousand dollars here french school asks parents to stop throwing children over the fence when they're late i love this now this is a1 parenting sorry kiddo you're late so yate mood ah so peaceful hey wait a second what is he doing dad why is someone grabbing that kitten with tongs for the salad deep fried boiled eggs ugh i farted when i saw this yeah that is definitely gonna be a danger to whoever stomach that's in james white says okay i eat it it's very yummy haha just kidding ah james white you absolute mad lad double sided genuine tortilla super realistic super funny and super cute unlike this one-sided limited tortilla it's pretty lame that only one side is a tortilla yeah you see these guys are advertising genuine tortillas they're made out of genuine tortilla and it's beautiful this is the blanket you want before therapy and after therapy oh hello a picture of homer simpson being homer simpson i don't know who this guy is but it looks like he's made of cheese hahaha you know i had to read josh's voice as a kid because i can't fathom the idea of an adult not knowing who homer simpson is lucky moments in cricket i'm pretty sure that didn't happen but even if it did nobody watches cricket so nobody would care baby i'm having a headache let me see okay wait damn looks painful yes okay this is couple cringe can we can we just keep moving two let three bad room one drying room one dying room four balcony three toilet one kitten uh i'm sorry i am just so confused what what is this 80s kid says these tweets are so haunting the 20 most haunting final tweets from celebrities i had a fruit salad as a mid-morning snack i don't know why that's haunting because you know it's just gene wilder saying he got a nice snack but uh you know rest in peace gene i have no clue what a sieve is it's this dude oh the whole bowl uh yes the the whole bowl you know i kind of like that name better not gonna lie ikea why do you think meatball is furniture hello i'm sorry what's the question you are a furniture store and sell meatball you think people sit on meatballs i use meatball as a desk pretty bad desk how you write on it paper would get all meat juice soaked hey teacher here's my homework it's covered in meat water can't accept redo it or we give your diploma to trash but i can use diploma trash can't trash can't no it's called trash can lol i was all for a joke i was like where is this guy going with this but it was it was all to make a crappy pun good good on you or should i say shame on you cause honestly i did not see that coming i have corn tags for sale five dollar corn dags two for eleven dollars or five for fifty first of all your pricing needs some serious work second off why do you have so many corn dags ten of the fastest dog breeds on this planet look i know we like to believe that dogs are fast but they're they're just not faster than this this is just wrong oh it's r.l stein author of the goosebumps series i am so honored to have won the r.l stein creative writing award for the third year in a row the award is given annually to an author named r.l stein ayo rl stein is just patting himself on the back and you know what i'm all here for it that's the self-love energy that we need to be bringing into 2021 good on you r.l stein did you know don't get mad when your parents ask you to explain how to use new gadgets they taught you how to use a spoon you can just tell somebody's parents made this and then sent this to their child like this is obviously what happened they gave it to him like see we're not wrong you're the one who's wrong what happens if you inject urine into frogs urine plus frogs ah look at this poor frog's face has science gone too far short answer yes but we need to know what happens just a chicken in the bushes who did this who put him here hey hey calm down it's okay he's just going out for a walk let him be ah wish is always coming in with the best deals we've seen a lot of horse memes they're like oh horses are so expensive we need to stop but i mean hey for 19 dollars that's that's not too bad i might just purchase me a horse dad and kids juju on that beat accident oh no the day this is just so dumb i don't know why you felt the need to click bait so hard but let me just say if you're jew doing on the beat and you end up in the air like this then you've messed up so much you should probably just give up also rest in peace to your poor click-baited child just heard this loud ass dog bark shut the f up dog hey you know this is ask me anything i i don't think you belong here pal heaviest thing lifted by chopsticks prunes uh pretty sure that's not right but uh okay minion for sitting uh you know this would be a beautiful gift for a facebook mom yeah but for everyone else this is a curse object i am bonnie if you don't know who bonnie is check out five nights at freddy's you know they said this was posted by a guy named joel but all i see are two pictures of bonnie i don't know what's going on here person of the year time magazine oh it's james white again ah this mad lad you know what he deserves it i'm on time magazine just joking it's photoshop oh what ah that's such a letdown i can't even tell it's photoshopped i mean he did such a good job this is the acute toxicity symbol found on some chemicals this means fun pirate drink or it can make you very ill i don't know it seems like a fun pirate drink browse gifts to give your dad so you take a picture and and then you put it on the underwear and why why would you give this to your dad obama really the glizzy gulper my man is just down in these hot dogs trump could never throw that much glizzy yes he could idiot you mad obama the throat goat he isn't the throat goat trump could throat more than him any day fellas fellas when it all comes down to it we're all throat goats this man plays acid jazz piano for wild elephants and they effing hate it oh god he got trampled oh no oh it's not now this it's why this burger king kicked off plane for saying the n-word a second time ah you see the burger king just can't get out of his old ways just can't slip the racism i remember seeing his first video honestly as a black person it just i laughed i thought it was so [ __ ] up but it was so funny at the same time this man is deranged she needs to be stopped the worst racism moment in football uh yeah you know that time in the game where somebody wrote in the grass ronaldo is like yeah yeah that was so bad epic fart shuts up wife you know this is probably a pretty cool video to watch you know some people are gonna find some entertainment out of it but i guarantee you the next video on this channel is gonna be my wife's divorcing me because of my epic farts sad gone sexual my girlfriend died on this waterslide oh yeah you know it's totally not clickbait you know no your girlfriend actually died on this slide you know you just thought you'd make a youtube video about it god what has youtube become adidas unisex child predator 20.3 indoor soccer shoe i'm sorry what ah yeah all the child predators rock this comparison most kids had by one person remiss 162 kids paul eldon 300 kids mystery donor oh hey isn't that that guy from the you know you know what videos i'm you know he's he's a doctor he's an astronaut he he's a lot of things fail or pass 10 plus 5 is pin 15. oh that's so dumb uh yeah no no but he's right though give him an a and with that everyone that's the end of our video i hope you enjoyed if you did make sure to leave a like down below and don't forget to press the subscribe button and hit the notification bell to be notified of all our easy peasy uploads i'm your host david the baker and i will see you in the next video peace out and three thumbs up

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Length: 16min 36sec (996 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 10 2021