r/Madlads | They made TOY STORY into a REAL THING!!!!!

practicing my prison photos because I'm about to steal your heart Oh what's going on everybody welcome back to MK my name is of course Robin and today I'm gonna be perusing through our slash mad lads oh boy Larry Tesler inventor of the cut copy and paste command dies at 74 Larry Tesler inventor of the cut copy and paste command dies at 74 Larry Tesler inventor of the cut copy and paste command dies at 74 Larry Tesler inventor of the cut copy and paste commands dies at 74 Larry Tesler inventor of the cut copy and paste command dies at 74 whoohoo oh man I thought I was gonna get stuck in a loop there John boyega said he hated pork's so Lego sent him the biggest one they had joke's on you he said he hated pork's in hopes of Legos sending him something like that why is there a helicopter hovering because it can't drive on the roads after the set incident his owners are planning to rename him Sparky bull tries to scratch its itchy bum on a pole causes power outage to eight hundred homes just get him a scratching Pole come on after filing for divorce Kristin Cavallari wanted former Chicago Bears quarterback to give her 5 million dollars so she could buy a mansion in response Cutler froze all of his bank accounts so she couldn't access the money and told her to get a job ooh I really hope there was a prenup involved in this relationship can I post the full movie of Shrek here I don't think that file would even be able to fit wanna bet get ready he's about to do something amazing hold on it's uploading processing Wow what kind of compression method did you use here schoolteacher hilariously Marx government lockdown chart this work falls well below the standards required to meet your target grade was the assessment student forgot to delete their lovely dedication to all the hoes who hated on them in their thesis I approve attention please guys if you receive an email saying naked pictures of Donald Trump don't open it it is a virus that puts USA flags between everything you type oh dang didn't know that happens hold up I edited this comment so you don't know what I said although it did make her happy for some reason this just made me really happy oh-ho that's gonna drive me crazy you're in the new purge movies which normally illegal stuff do you do go outside dang that's a real bad boy right there I'll touch the thermostat back it up boys we're done here whoo don't you be touching my thermostat I gave my boss my Netflix password so we could watch tiger king and this man has lost his mind his kids added their own profiles and he changed my profile to ours nah fam oh I'd be totally fine with someone doing that to my Netflix however I'm gonna start invoicing you for the full cost of it every month hey FBI you'll get into trouble don't at the FBI at FBI oh come on what did he just get done saying I paperclip the right hand corner cuz screw the man I'm disabled I'm listening I'm deaf you piece of bought I'm so sorry to hear that over the course of one year this guy managed to film seven episodes of a soap opera and IKEA without getting caught hey is that Jim impossible not to get goosebumps while listening to God Save the Queen I didn't get goosebumps into juice blues that's weird you really look up dog in that second picture huh up dog you got that up dog look on your face WTF you got that I get no [ __ ] and let my dog like peanut butter off my balls look on your face oh not much how about you barbecuing hot dogs at an animal rights protest oh you show them you show them you're so freakin cool man uh mark mark are you okay guys I think he died you both need to learn how to understand the joke seriously it's been four years since this comment originated so it's still there so I can reply to it if I want to I got kicked out of the library for putting women's rights books in the fiction section there it is we finally found the thing that's edgier than putting the Bible in the fiction section head midterm exams today I said no cellphones not even for music since they could be used to cheat this student brought in a record player and is bumping Kanye in his headphones right now you gotta give it to him at least that thing can't be used to cheat in 1992 I was 12 my dad and I were in Newark Airport and I saw Joe Pesci and recognized him from home alone I went up to him to ask for his autograph Joe asked me who my favorite actor was I said he was he handed me a crisp hundred-dollar bill and said that's the right answer kid a female doom should be called mood poof saying no thank you I got it - the middle-aged white man on the airplane who offered and began to take my suitcase out of the overhead compartment for me was a quickly calculated act of resistance you're so brave your bravery is just inspiring they should make a movie about this the official instant pot Facebook group continues to be one of the darkest corners of the Internet I don't know I I try it I like having my own apartment because it means when my family comes to visit I can just say you're under my roof and they can't protest update my dad is grounded my mom just asked me where we're gonna eat for Mother's Day I told her we got food at the house oh all people have been waiting to do that for years does this bother you yes it bothers me greatly who are you here's a picture of my laundry being done since apparently you can post anything that's true as long as it's a picture I'm pretty sure you can do whatever you want there that's pretty much what happened when you see a guy walk by wearing light-up Skechers next thing I knew I was pregnant get this picture of me more likes than her tweet oh don't test my power Addison today I learned in order to protest the high tariffs enforced by a UK censorship board a filmmaker sent in a 10-hour movie of white paint drying they had to watch the entire film spoiler it dried who do you think was responsible for the 1888 Jack the Ripper murders seeing as this sub mostly deals with relatively recent cases I thought I'd start a discussion on the classic unsolved case Jack the Ripper of Whitechapel a lot of suspects have been suggested some very high up in society Prince Albert and the father of Winston Churchill just to name a few but who do you think was most likely the culprit and wine Jack the Ripper he solved it he solved it in two seconds guys I wrote my mom a Mother's Day card on the back it has a rickroll oh that's why I'll bet my septic tank smells better men don't need Cologne hello John we're willing to counter bet that our cologne smell better than human waste let us know how you'd like to do this we're still waiting I have been asked by a lot of people how I made my fortune well I bought car aerials for a pound sold them for a pound 20 went on and bought even more sold them and bought even more and sold them and so on then my uncle died and left me five hundred million pounds whoa lucky they say we see on clouds but we most want what do you see babe I see us together forever uh-huh dark moat friendly memes I'm on dark mode but I turned on invert colors I made the Gameboy longer for no reason you know if you built the little compartment in the middle there you'd have a place to store tater tots my little brother who's almost death admitted to the whole family that he'll just turn off his hearing aids when he doesn't want to hear us like he'll be getting yelled at and this boy will simply mute the haters I think he's a king for that I accidentally printed a very tiny version of my assignment and I'm gonna hand it in as a joke update on this post my professor laughed so hard she cried and she's going to show it to all of her teacher friends OMG wish there were sweaters but like for feet socks make your own post socks I can't believe I paid some dude $50 for the only fans leak that took 11 hours to download and 4 terabytes of storage up for this get it they stole my toilet can't have crap in Detroit just stole this sweet toilet the head is to try to lawless wasteland how predictable are you guy don't move diagonally me moves diagonally Betty didn't predict that every single Cadbury Creme Egg and the coop clearly already been opened and rewrapped something's telling me this definitely isn't a white one shout out to the person whose first life choice of 2018 was to stand in the middle of a shop and unwrap all the cream eggs to find a prize crimes we got away with here's a crime I got away with staying up past my bedtime oh oh dude you just got an offer for $600,000 but to collect it you got to have sex with the main character of the last TV show you watched who will it be just watch an episode of Hoarders I'll pass currently binging that's a no from me to for $600,000 I'd screw both of the hoarders you two watched and then the two of you well I'd do it tax-free you think you're badass I made a Club Penguin account without my parent's permission man what's it feel like being a gangsta liquid death Mountain Water murder your thirst a bit over the top the fact that you have an option to sell your soul is deplorable try a new sales pitch that isn't for Satan worshippers no my neighbors are bored as hell legends your neighbors are legends girl who breaks up with you because you won't stop eating French onion soup and bed starter pack stop seriously we've been over this Amanda please come back I'm sorry drives this car credit to Colin halter for the post on starter packs I gotta say I'm probably not gonna stop if someone puts down a +4 card you must draw four and your turn is skipped you can't put down a plus two to make the next person draw six we know you've tried it what about a plus four on a plus four no you don't know how to play the game right man told you know that they don't know how to play right the council recognizes your decision but seeing as we've recognized it as a stupid decision you're dismissed a frog pooped on my toilet and then took a nap now he's having a full day huh company owner decided to stop paying his drivers so one of them parked their semi on the owners Ferrari and just left it there good it's old needs to pay his employees playing subway surfers for one year whoa what accidentally said happy Mother's Day to my mom in person instead of writing a paragraph on social media Jim what the hell's your problem woman flies nearly 4,000 miles to say you're at an international game of tag I was today years old when I found out that tag stands for touch-and-go same I guess I converted my Lamborghini into an Xbox controller whoa dude man super glues pull closed and then drinks laxatives that's crazy man you ever done DMT though and just like that the wife and I were bad from the neighborhood cookouts I don't know why that's pretty frickin funny if you ask me Indian man buys 28 tons of onions and drives 869 miles disguised as an onion seller to beat lockdown he's a man of focus commitment and sheer freakin will man allegedly climbs under speeding truck filled with wine and drinks from the tank wow that's dedication Jesus couldn't just go out and buy some wine and with that ladies and gentlemen we have hit the end of the video yet again always remember if you enjoyed hit that like button down below and if you really enjoyed make sure you're subscribed and have clicked that Bell icon and until next we meet I'll be seeing ya [Music]

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Id: tI1UkXAb0fs

Length: 11min 57sec (717 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 17 2020