r/Me_irl | memes for procrastinating exam revision

teacher highlight the important facts for the test me not understanding stuff in class ah yup just kidding all the important stuff [Music] hello there guys welcome to mk my name's jack and today we're gonna look at some irl stuff hey is tony hawk text me at this number for real it's me hey tony what's up scant aboard i have these it's so funny to see my neighbor blame the dogs for sh on his porch hold up i'd say this guy's talking out of his ass but he's clearly doing other things with it at the moment bts terrorist organization don't let the stands know you're cold than that okay but for real wouldn't that mean also the fans themselves i mean they're the ones terrorizing the internet with all their cancel parties and stuff oh god i just criticized them am i targeted am i next science reveals the face of god and it looks like elon musk yo what the [ __ ] [Laughter] yo what the [ __ ] my mom took me out for a picnic because i was crying no that's nice my mom used to give me something to cry about when i would cry yeah she would give me a lavish dish of food and stuff to eat it was so beautiful that i would cry it definitely wasn't beatings it was uh it was just real good at hospitality when you live in a bad neighborhood but you know everyone god damn give the medals to this goat for his badassery bad jokes by jeff i called my friend just now and said i have a joke for you okay shoot what has a tiny penis and hangs down i don't know what a bat now what has an enormous penis and hangs up i don't know what click this is not a bad joke jeff this is the pinnacle of comedy how many genders are there i don't know i just got here apparently this is at an lgbtq parade and this guy was like a father of a gay son it's actually really sweet the dog moved right when i snapped the photo what is with the fan look at the eye is this like a panorama lens or something or fisheye even i don't even like how do they even get the legs like that i just can't get over the dog's face no he didn't gotta be the best damn signature i've ever seen my mom what's wrong you look like you haven't slept in days nothing the monster waiting for me in my dreams i love the elbow poking out though it's just like will he go to sleep already i need to kill i'm gonna demand to speak to the manager if this keeps up when the page is taking forever to load so you hit reload and just that exact moment when you hit reload it finally loaded yes yes let your pain and suffering be our entertainment my parents arguing about divorce me coming to tell them i set my phone's language to japanese and can't change it back this cat's pose is iconic i'll always be amazed how well a photo can just portray something program not responding issue resolved 317 clicks has corrected the error ah yo this might be the ugliest house i've ever seen who drew the [ __ ] up a second grader hey don't diss my cousin's building service like that he's only five but he's got talent me bites into burger everything on the opposite end of the burger oh yeah turning self-death into a joke about food it's a nighties baby thing i was born in the 2000s and literally experienced the same exact things no no you didn't because they're owls stop stealing you're ruining everything ah then your generation sucks okay but i've actually never experienced the uh bottom left things those little rolly guys with the handles on the side i feel like i missed out on something very vital to my childhood what if we used 100 of the brain all these apps are color coordinated [Laughter] i tend to lose my mind throughout every video i i feel the editor can vouch for that teacher since you're the only student that have a good microphone please solve all problems in this page me yeah i bet you're no longer proud to show off your gaming headset and zoom class here are you that's what you get steve for looking like a cooler gamer than me in class watching mr bean send christmas cards to himself my reaction age 10 my reaction age 35 ice king how do you taste nice i guess mild or spicy kind of lonely ice king's honestly my favorite character mainly just because of his sad's backstory if anything which i feel like this says something about me if my favorite trait in a character is how sad their life is epic games releasing gta 5 for free me who has waited 7 years to save 60 they called me a madman okay is the mcu gonna hurry up and explain why a planet that is so close to earth had such a huge population of such technologically advanced people yet they never visited earth like i'm i'm really confused about that yeah funny meme yep very good good meme there's your claps i just i really want to know about this it's confused me ever since infinity war no one's answered it i just i don't understand do you ever write a message but halfway through you think you know what fricking they don't even care and delete it okay no real talk this is actually a good thing to do especially if you're getting rather defensive about something with someone like you know you're not really being logical about it you're just getting too emotionally invested than you really need to be besides it's better power to you for your mental health and stuff too if you show apathy over hate at least towards those who are being mean to you not to your loved ones i don't think they're gonna appreciate apathy i love you that is correct i'm driving with do not disturb while driving turned on i'll see your message when i get where i'm going i'm not receiving notifications if this is urgent reply urgent to send a notification through with your original message [Laughter] oh that's exactly what i would do they'll probably pull over as well because they think it's genuinely important after half an hour trying to figure out this crazy haircut i realize there's a coconut tree behind him that's both a terrible quality photo and a perfect position come closer i need i need the lockdown to end so i can go back to staying inside and playing video games without the rest of my family at home yeah but you're not liking it now that everyone's being like you hey see now you appreciate that people are extroverted what are realistic things and movies bug the hell out of you they remove headrests from cars so you can see the actors better thanks for ruining all future movies where i see actors in the car now god damn it the character the player don't trust who you meet online kids when it's too late and all you can do is pray and clinch your ass cheeks oh oh okay i was uh i was imagining a completely different story behind that wording something a bit more uh catholic in nature god viva larino fallen kingdom and viva la vida mashup listening to one on one side and one on the other you helped me realize that i've had my headset backwards for three years dude how's that even possible everyone's headphones have a left or right sign on them of some sort i call bs on ping pong me listening to any conversation that i had to take my headphones out for oh don't be like that guys they just want to talk to you kid you look like you're ready to take on the world i feel ready oh god it's the real world oh i saw the photo before i saw the text oh my god 15 year olds me opening a jar that my mum oh yes oh i was so skinny too when i was a teen it was genuinely concerning like you could see a lot of my ribs it was uh wow i can't believe i was that skinny as a teenager the original version of this meme wow and look at that it's gender swapped too do you see feminists women are just as disloyal and perverted as men are my perspective of stepmoms when i was a kid my perspective now yeah this is um this is a good point to make especially how more easily accessible adult content is for kids these days like do disney movies and such just confuse the hell out of them because the stepmoms and those are just ugly as hell and don't want to sleep with the protagonist the world according to hollywood ice forests good guys drugs amazon rainforest fancy things bad guys starving poor natives and then there's me on the other side of the country the english cowboys yeehaw i say let us go muster at the ranch and perform incest yay cleaning my room and i completely forgot about this jar of pickles i hid in 2015 thinking imagine finding a jar of pickles when cleaning your room this wasn't funny why did i plan this you know that actually reminds me of a show i watch where this character actually turns himself into a pickle funniest [ __ ] i've ever seen my spotify algorithm weak when i was in a weird mood this is exactly why i refuse to listen to any meditative or like night music because of this you listen to maybe three and that's just all your weekly discovery is just uh like i just i just want my musicals back man just want my musicals back restaurants in 2019 restaurants in 2020 take this stuff and get out in australia we actually can go out now with a max of 10 people in a restaurant at a time and the police actually came to the restaurant i was at the other night and uh gave the restaurant a stern warning because two people's tables were just like about 30 centimeters closer than they should have been so yeah the restaurants have been rather snappy to the customers me whenever some girl touches me by accident i suddenly became aware that my body could produce semen come on you unblocked you you were blocked from following you in and viewing un's tweets ah bro what the frick this will get demonetized in china but shout out to taiwan for their amazing work an essential work on his way to work august 2020. hey that's not me i'm just sitting at home recording youtube videos suckers but seriously thank you for letting me buy stuff at my local grocery gotta get my ice cream and bad diet choices somewhere before match i hope i'll get normal teammates my teammates glonk does absolutely nothing and dies that's weird all i see on this page is a mirror paddington's batman will be so raw and not sanitized says cast member peter sarsgaard the last thing the world wants right now is raw unsanitized bat this is far too convenient of a tweet and reply i mean come on they did this on purpose what a terrible gift john cena surprised a seven-year-old boy with cancer on his birthday surprise you can read this in so many ways though like john cena has cancer the seven-year-old boy has cancer john cena gives the cancer to the seven-year-old boy or the seven-year-old boy gives cancer to john cena it's just cancer cancer for everybody hey phil what's your favorite color my god even the [ __ ] bananas online at 2am the americans are asleep let's make fun of them me who has an unhealthy sleep schedule i heard that yeah sorry that was me personally on the other side of the world making that joke uk company allows you to create your own luggage with your face on it to avoid airport baggage confusion the future avoid airport baggage confusion by creating a whole new kind of confusion it's like distracting and confusion like a distracted fusion i'm calling it i'm patenting that word my gay-ass heart how and why are they showing this to kids they've always shown kissing in cartoons yeah but that's a man and woman those are rats yeah and rats who wear human clothes and have giant gloves and shoes are very natural so it's i don't even want to go further with this what are you doing sweetie oh i'm just building a pc so you must know a lot about computers well not can you hack facebook i want to take over that [ __ ] margarine's facebook account and post child porn on her wall how people think boys shower ooh hot steamy waters you scrub the back of your head making your bicep pop out like that you're not flexing yo it's just naturally popping out and that's all you'll do just keep scrubbing the back of your head and let your biceps pop out because they're just so big how boys actually shower in japan broken objects are often repaired with gold the floor is seen as a unique piece of the object's history which adds to its beauty consider this when you feel broken ah got a paper cut don't worry i know i'll do it with the japanese so i'll put some molten gold on it for you no i'm good mountain gold people who graduated before if laziness was on the olympic games i would rank fourth so i wouldn't have to climb their winner's stairs who are you who are so wise in the ways of science i can't go out because of the virus tunes weak whiny and boring instead try to say i've sworn an oath of solitude until the pestilence has purged from the lands sounds more valiant and heroic people might even think you're carrying a sword it didn't take me about 10 minutes to figure out that damn accident what you're talking about your brain tricks you into seeing yourself five times more attractive in the mirror than you actually are me rating myself 4 out of 10 just to find out i'm actually 0.8 out of 10. i swear this fact was created by people who either wanted to like damage narcissists own belief in themselves or narcissists wanting to further damage people's already fragile belief in themselves should i leave my wife look dude i am severely underqualified for this stuff he mad because i asked him to train me [Laughter] man i want to buy a character jumper that looks like some old character and just wear it once i reached that age so i can pull it off flawlessly like this guy ah yes science has had it wrong the entire time clearly it is hyenas that originated life on earth yes i myself have originated life on earth so i got my first tattoo home job why did you get the star of david tattooed on you you never striked me as a religious person it's a pentagram penta five points yours has six which makes it the star of david i'm sorry what ah i guess i'll be jewish a french guy edited the entire sonic movie to replace the original model to this and i think it's not getting enough attention well damn sign me up where's the youtube link rest in peace to the animation department that uh literally lost everything from having to redo this sonic movie by the way testosterone facial hair butt hair can i relate to this i'm not telling the better question is why the hell do you want to know how much butt hair the random guy on the internet has government everybody needs to work at home archaeologists i bet they'll they'll just take it out be like oh eureka and then put it in at night every night and re-patch the wall up for the next weekend where they start digging again and just re-dig it out every time gotta entertain yourself somehow now look at you making it to the end of this video well done as a reward you can press the like button now get a splash of blue in your day yeah and if you like today's content please subscribe we have all this stuff coming out on the daily so there's always content for you to check out in fact hit that notification bell if you want to see the content as fresh as possible i like to check out the comments myself 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Id: N6_wQEhH0Hs

Length: 14min 50sec (890 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 16 2020