r/Facepalm | THEY CRASHED

10 billion items delivered safely and securely every single year except these ones good day everyone welcome to you a little dose of m'kay my name's Jack my voice is a little bit stuffy today I'm gonna leave a quick shout out to is gone on our subreddit I'm bad at hand but I drew MK character with an OC of mine by the way your channel is freaking funny ah this is really cute I'm getting some Marty McFly vibes from the MK outfit I'm relating to MK s expression though like nice to have the OC there but hey it looks it's scary thanks for the content is gone it's time to start jacking on to the facepalm content you know I can never truly start my day without a nice dose of dick tea looks more like coffee but I suppose that's just the dick flavoring enhancing the herbal tea infusion can find boys armchair dark brown leatherette that is a nice looking chair and I will have the exact same expression surely the page would have measurements on it I'll for goodness sakes so many people have been taking selfies here they've actually been putting up a Q system on second thought this is great this will really control those crowds poking up the footpath just they can get the Instagram likes to add even more to you story with ancestry DNA was $99 now only $99 it's like when clothing stalls will raise the price of their clothes and then discount them to make it seem like they're on sale Oh what does that tiny sign say over there on that table let me just read it please stay away from table hey maybe put this sign on a chair or something so people don't actually have to go near the table to read stay away from the table protesters calling for gyms to reopen do squats push-ups outside Clearwater courthouse you know I was originally all for the safety of my citizens but after seeing some people do squats and stumps stuff outside the courthouse I'm just gonna lift everything up open the tips it's all done we've stopped at everyone they saved the world by being freaking idiots Florida is in Hawaii though American schools are failing okay but are we surprised my question if peanut is her nickname or just what her brain is I can't really talk though I used to call myself peanut night now what a games I played growing up so I'm kind of digging on myself here too they spray crops with butter duh I don't even know the context behind this but I have to imagine trying to spray with butter the consistency the stickiness the the absolute disgusting slimy feeling you'd get going through a crop area trying to avoid a potential bedpan failure again here and yeah this person's clearly just on something the closest thing to a butter spray is something for like popcorn or your toast I like to inquire more about this person's ideas and practices regarding and how to grow them I wonder what their personal method is for getting milk well you meant to suck on the te shelf and then you spit it out into the package just like how a cow would drink the milk toss bar on both monitors help oh god there's two options to click on crumb which which one do I use hi five stars game very bra but thank you for your input today's fact tomato ketchup was used as medicine in 1800s wow what a fact did you forget to change accounts now I think he's just really proud of that fact he's he's like someone who's built a shed he's just like wow what a shed meanwhile in unpopular opinions babies should not be named by their parents instead they should name themselves come on blue glibly it's time for school hurry up now Balthasar don't forget your lunch this time Balthazar demon of the underworld you come here right now you leave alone stop pulling her hair recent posts politics test posted four years ago wow so recent to the times that site seems very active one-star such a scam dinosaurs a fake and never existed so I think this guy went to a museum but I'm also very concerned that he's considered a local guide a treasured world-renowned Museum but that drastic it's all fake they've got dinosaurs in their top 100 Google search queries around the world as of 2020 YouTube love it Facebook Gmail alright Google wait I come again I think we can all agree though that at some point late at night we've accidentally googled Google hmm I wonder where the Swiss Army knife is made I clearly comes from cows you know Swiss cheese like where did they get the word Swiss from the what the hell's a Switzerland was funny till the animal abuse well scientifically the entire video is animal abuse humans are animals smart guy it's such a narcissistic view like we're not gods a kid born in 2010 is now 20 just let that sink in he doing that our Kelly Matt how do you break a spawner in Minecraft and keep it in Minecraft if I have unbreaking 343 efficiency for and mending on my pickaxe is a silk touch pickaxe still necessary here's minecraft from rice toast I kind of do want to know the answer to the second one though Shoku ally this is a repost check our slash minecraft builds but it's posted there by the same person ah I see I apologize yeah that's what you should do if you use facial recognition for anything the government has your face long wait until you find out about driver licenses there's an app the Australian governments rolled out called covert safe which basically is like a Bluetooth thing it helps track if you get infected you know the areas you've been at and then messages those people who are in the same area that hey you're in the same area someone's infected so just letting you know be prepared be safe get yourself tested all it requires is your name your email address your postcode and feeder have Bluetooth on but so many people are like like bro you have your Facebook just shared for everyone to see yeah there ain't nothing they already know why you Spanish spoken in Brazil so different and unintelligible god I don't know man maybe it's because it's a different country a siblings closer genetically than parents uh-huh I do not like where this question is trying to go okay just other random question how genetically apart are you from your second cousin terrible and a waste of money one star the song doesn't even go with the music it hurts my brain to try and deconstruct this maybe they mean music is in the backing track and song is the actual singer like that's the best I can make of this otherwise my brain is making as much sense of this as their name but erm rate for sugar cuckoo Google Google a guy says he was questioned on a plane for doing math during a flight sir schools have been closed at the moment it is therefore illegal to do any sort of education in a public space a woman sitting next to the Ivy League economist told the flight crew she had security concerns about the man after seeing him right in a foreign script oh I should have read fun that's even better doesn't that just say the level of intelligence of the woman when she mistakes maths for a different language it's the everyday heroes that really make the difference I worked at McDonald's for two and a half years and I put 11 nuggets in almost every 10 piece I made this ain't a facepalm dude why did you leave go back I want to get 11 nuggets for 10 please it's all I have to keep my life together 1 out of 10 I could not say what this new Animal Crossing game is like as I bought for my Nintendo 3ds XL only to find it's only made for them Tendo switch when will it be released for the Nintendo 3ds XL or is it only going to be for the switch and I was so tempted to do this as a joke for my girlfriend when I bought her Animal Crossing but I also want to be able to sleep in a bed back to this guy though I think we can all agree it is a facepalm but we can all still relate to the frustration of having to buy the upgraded console thing in order to actually play the fun games yes Jake but the newer consoles are actually designed to be able to play those more complex games so be gone with your logic fiend I want to complain how noticeable is the infrared flash to humans at nighttime you don't see a flash it's infrared we don't see infrared oh ok new question how noticeable is the infrared flash to humans at nighttime oh my god invisible I think someone wants to be extra sure they can't be seen meanwhile on Praeger you definitely reliable another little biased area of information a good idea is universal or it's not a good idea yeah no I can see how that works yeah that's actually a good point slavery was Universal America abolished it well we made a mistake with your tattoo but we'll try to fix it all night long just knowing your antenna get pretty sorted and go riding your bicycle afterwards okay let yourself rest oh this is what happens when you put a penny in a microwave for two minutes Wow shocking yo you just made me start a fire in the house yeah you don't deserve my sympathy here you like those people who throw finding the microwave because you thought it would charge faster this guy's landlord reported him to the police for growing cannabis in his apartment oh look at that that's a lot of cannabis a day oh boy he's gonna he's selling that on the streets is that like a makeshift sauna to like could you mean great plants in that thing looking a bit closer this plant reminds me of those things called a happy tree so I mean I mean some marijuana but it might be the closest thing adopting kids that don't match your ethnicity all your spouse's is racist Oh Oh God just the stupid attempt at cloud oh my head people have read it who don't like lasagna why I've never had it before how about now here absolution yeah take it eat it in other news I'd like to walk and Garfield to read it once sir I mean I've not played Meighan but it's awesome what I'm confused is he rating the game Mugen itself here or is he rating another game and he's just mentioning that he thinks Megan's awesome I don't speak English Oh what language hostel a in Australia we don't say Sharon Dave went to see ac/dc before going to McDonald's we say Shazzer and as I went to see Aki Decker before going to maccas so I do understand this some college professors during quarantine yesterday my professor gave an entire lecture on mute and didn't look at the 200-plus comments telling him his audio was off oh I hope he had the mind to actually record the zoo meeting as well so people could at least watch it later but oh could you imagine the pain you have to attend it but still you can't even do anything for just look at it I just leave that lecture I wouldn't even bother sticking around for that that's just so bad why I stopped watching Nigerian movies a man had a heart attack in the hospital and the doctor shouted somebody call an ambulance okay I hear you man but all you're doing is making me want to see this movie just gonna write down this scenario for a script one day Walmart cheese chippy options standard shipping free estimated delivery may 19th to May 20th for express shipping for 13 $94 estimate delivery is a mare that same to same dates yeah I'll stick to free thanks kids these days have it a lot easier than we did growing up that's the goal though right typical boomer level kind of logic ah we've made society all better for you and it's all your fault the elevator doors opened up and a guy walked in the elevator it was just me and him in there and he said I love you and I'm not rude so I said I love you too he gave me a weird look and pointed at his blue tooth the plot twist in this story the blue tooth was never on like this post if you cry every time CBS News Iran says nineteen sailors killed 15 wounded in friendly fire missile accident oh that is darker than a normal facepalm that's a bloody tragedy Oh God I meant tragedy don't you dare stop spamming this in the comments section below I swear to god girl at restaurant are you Tony Hawk me yes why I had no idea how to answer is anyone gonna give him a break I swear every single Twitter post by him is people just being an [ __ ] to Tony Hawk first look at the Nintendo switch eight times nintendo ripped off Xbox yeah I'm gonna agree with the dislike ratio on this one when we both fall asleep mm so the bedbugs taken the photos I can guarantee those two in the photo or at least under 17 remember folks it's not a slight trait of narcissism if you have to post how successful your relationship is in front of everyone else have you ever been in an accident that resulted in your death I see ghostbusters has a new tactic to baiting in kindred spirits why you will get cut defending against a knife you will get cut no [ __ ] Sherlock the most simplest but most appealing setup I have it's literally just a background and a clock astute observation did Scoob and the gang help you figure that one out or did you do it on your own yes that's the whole point with a name like stay salty my friends I questioned whether this guy was that ignorant unbelievable young driver allegedly caught speeding 308 kilometers an hour on the QEW of the OP says they caught a young driver allegedly speeding at three hundred and eight kilometers an hour on the QEW Saturday night this is the fastest speed I've ever heard of this sergeant said in a video from my experience going above 80 alone is enough to make you see serious [ __ ] look at the picture it shows the evolution of which animal this Victor shows how the hind legs of horses have evolved hold up that's not an actual animal that's like a part of the animal that doesn't count I mean let's not even get started as to how the hell they look like hind legs the C option looks like some sort of weird chicken Villa purim Perique and an of tamil nadu's villa param who tried to pose for a picture with a fish died after the fish slipped into his mouth causing him to choke the incident occurred on Monday evening at a lake Wow this person not even gonna dare attempt that name who tried to pose for a picture with a fish died after the fish slipped into his mouth causing him to shot oh boy a fresh Darwin Award nominee I genuinely wonder how his mind was racing during this whole moment like this fish killed him it's not really something to laugh about I guess new chair no homo but it is very comfortable what a fellow's is a gator sit comfortably no it is not can we stop trying to create homophobia around everything that we do as men come on you're okay to sit comfortably you're okay to have a fruity cocktail you're especially allowed to wear women's lingerie without your girlfriend wanting ever talk to you about constantly using her lingerie I said that as a joke but I know that's not gonna make people think otherwise I don't want my man to wear glasses I feel like that's a little gay fellas is it gay to see why is this becoming a thing it seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV but where are those good old-fashioned values on which we used to rely I'd continue this but it's already as far as I've memorized the lyrics it's called Google you ruined the jar boob liked our name guy make him delete as a cow - Oh taco my brother hot dog good doggy boy you're not one with the Shiba tribe join now or be smited in the name of the mighty Lord's dog okay Randy but not the Android but algún lisanna me and table Conan - this is a freeway being developed mighty close to those apartments but hey I guess when you need that desperate infrastructure you're gonna cut some corners I suppose I can just imagine the real estate value here just skyrocketing up in value homeboy man wearing I have drugs t-shirt arrested accused of having drugs methamphetamine and marijuana would discover it on his person see by saying it on my shirt they think I won't have because it's a double negative yeah how'd that work out for you time for some high quality data everyone Americans who have tried Mary Jo Ann a 51% today specifically today this very today 43 percent last year and 34 percent specifically in 1937 oh here we go funniest DataViz I've ever seen first of all it's a pie chart second the total is greater than 100% third the relevant categories are today last year and the year 1997 yes the margin of error mo is listed as the source just gonna save this photo as an exact reason why people don't trust the news anymore can cats lick mint or lifesaver mints my cat tried to eat a gum wrapper the last Christmas she tried to look at candy cane and when I got lifesaver mints she attacked it so I gave her one especially since she's PMSing I tried to eat her she also tries to lick receipts but I keep them away from her because I know receipts a toxic for her one life-saving mint can't be that bad for her right I know in some places they refer to catnip as cat mints so I'm really hoping this is what they referring to as well but it does not look like that also he refers to the cat as PMSing is that an actual thing can cats PMS the first result is a cosmopolitan article telling women to blame their cats for their periods I'm gonna end it there I'm happy with that hoity toity my friends that does is for our face palming relax breed you done good please like the video to increase global IQ levels also subscribe if you haven't already we've got plenty more videos coming throughout the week and on the channel so please do check them out that does it for me guys I'm no longer on I am now jacking off and that was the joke I was doing at the start awful circle bye

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Length: 16min 24sec (984 seconds)

Published: Sun May 31 2020