r/Facepalm | BIG BRAIN TIME

us town rejects the solar farm amid worries it would suck up all the energy from the Sun yes this is big brain time what's up guys and welcome back to ma my name is Damian today we're looking through our slash facepalm two beds one bath house good evening is this still available yes it is please leave me alone we're sleeping what no more contacting please thanks appreciate you contacted me I know and I no longer interested please stop contacting me now I will contact Attorney General if you do not stop Thanks hey you're welcome I guess the school in my locality issued these circulars to parents a few games you should certainly avoid our granny pub G Pokemon go clash of clans and counter-strike and also avoid those games which are within the age limit of your child are excessively violent in nature as it affects the subconscious mind well the idea depend this alert is only to tutor you as parents some of the potential problems your children are exposed to but needs not necessarily to be involved in it take good care and mind them well we suck what is the biggest planet on earth maybe earth I don't know welcome to the Kent and Medway wheelchair service time to climb the stairs idiot you want some service climb this is literally too unoriginal images pasted together it's called a meme maybe you'd know it if you had some culture just a word of advice if you're going to make a fake Gandhi leave your girlfriend out of the picture seriously dude worst fake ID ever he's like come on darling we're gonna take a night be two for one it's easy alright the door stoppers are not gonna stop on the wall yeah it looks like it's gonna go yeah there it is nice work stupid nice work while waiting for a table at Cracker Barrel I watched a mother show her son's how to set up a checkerboard I thought it was sweet until I got a closer look I wonder how things would have worked out if they had time to play nice I took these with my iPhone X camera quality is so surreal looks like Leonardo DiCaprio painted them oh yeah not to be confused with award-winning actor Leonardo da Vinci idiot you dunce you idiot you [ __ ] and stole on the ceiling do not remove whatever you say Americans will measure with anything but the metric system a sinkhole roughly the size of six to seven washing machines has closed the northbound lane of State Line Road near 104th Street in Kansas City Missouri didn't you know Ralph we're about to start using washing machines as a unit of measurement in America it's called the the APM the appliance measurement system okay is there a theme for the wedding no not really it's just semi-formal and no whites is there a reason cuz it's a wedding law I've seen people wear white to weddings in fact have you ever seen a bride's dress we put the s and comfort hey wait a minute pal hey buddy spell comfort you guys put the s in stupid if you want to be my mom friend you got a vaccinate here K says that Dustin is that the new Spice Girls song fine I want your friendship I only want my children around intelligent kids anyways not eczema OCD a BB and multiple spectrums of autism including nonverbal I think I'll be just fine so will my healthy children you good guy I might be laughing at the Spice Girls thing but you're just a straight-up idiot huh why are Nintendo coats so long guys my coat doesn't work anymore let me get this straight you posted that and then didn't enter your code you just you just posted it uh you know yeah okay all right did you I liked how you tried to censor out that it was Donald Trump but now cool censor but with all the illegal action took place in the Clinton campaign in Obama administration there was never a special counsel appointed then you must be really bad he's your president no just accept and move on except what he's literally not my president I'm Swedish just curious to those who choose not to vaccinate at all still vaccinate your animals yeah I do they're preventable diseases I don't want my dog to get but my kids forget about him I could make more hey honey pop out a couple more nine months is no problem for may the Trump baby blimp is the ultimate symbol of Britain's commitment to free speech oh yeah what about the British police arresting at least three thousand three hundred and ninety five people for offensive online comments in one year high Gersten SNT have conducted a weapon sweep on Stonebridge estate yet finding a number of items you're doing God's work out there I lost my mother to a back wheel thank you and we're very sorry to hear that yeah ever watch rubber scared me senseless is this way is this cereal I've seen this before is this actually cereal or is this just weird marketing I have no idea what's going on with it I would a serial be called bleach but then it's like the blonde hair there's so much man there's so much going on how possible is it for you to live without TV movies video games or books the same way people did it 20 years ago not including books in 1999 there was no such thing as TV movies or video games whoa loses I guess look into see Grand Canyon tourists and you put that in Braille too as if he could see it that's just cruel so I heard it was flying putting your phone in the microwave to charge it my charger broke yesterday and my body was pretty low so I thought I'd give it a go this happened did you really listen to 4chan did you listen to for chain to put your phone in the microwave you idiot you deserve to have it blow up Canadian cosplayer is mistaken the cosplayer was wearing a gas mask helmet armor and bullet belt it was also carrying a New Republic of California flag public thought he had a strapped to his back but it turned out to be several Pringle cans painted silver police were hiding in bushes and behind their cars with long drone happening Grande Prairie Alberta 2017 more still dressed as a member of the NCR nice how's this gonna work out let's just take a look at what you bought here that is the largest piece of what I think I have ever seen in my entire life how is this gonna work the is your trunk like a magic satchel in a cartoon what's gonna what's going on here say what you want America is the reason you have cars yeah yeah that's Germany just thought I should let you know so I just bought a new computer I decided to set a new password a done deal then I proceeded to write it down to computers notepad and guess what no I'm locked out of my new computer good going dummy not all men come for that one thing some men come to heal repair uplift and restore this is literally exchange of co2 they're both going to die hey but at least it's romantic filter by forum dog or can't hey bud I've got a secret to tell you how's it both cats Jenny McCarthy is it sure you don't vaccinate your kids because you're a self-conceited freak who thinks she knows more than doctors stay home chill oma also why'd you boys get that beep in handsome I personally have a degree in biochemistry and a doctorate medical and can say with confidence 99.9% of doctors of all kinds can't tell you how a vaccine causes a reaction or works and why I'd never follow the recommended vaccine schedule that's like playing and that's all we get to see thank you for speaking on behalf of 99.9% of doctors you're so brave hey he's the point one that has to do it my driving instructor has not had a driver's license for two years but still a driving instructor interesting my friend is the manager of a restaurant and I look at this dumb stuff I can't afford to handle people these days how you gonna take this bill this is clearly fake and then proceeded to mock it and then she sees that it's black which means it's fake and then still accept it and tell me three hours later hey I think this bill is fake like girl the server who accepted this is 23 yeah freaking lying I'm screaming like how much change of this broad give back that's a million dollar bill I was like you owe me $40 from your tips and you're on probation you know I've done some stupid stuff while working in the restaurant industry I've never done that so I feel pretty good pretty good pretty good about myself parents / Guardian needed as you are under 16 we need parental consent please ask for a parent / guardian self now parents / Guardian please confirm that you are the parent / guardian and complete this calculation 277 - 242 equals mmm see no kid could ever solve that go ahead big boy put on your parent pants and solve this equation bugs flying around with wings of flying bugs read all about it I got these bugs that look like ants with wings fly around my house hey guys let's all try to find our social security number neighbors comment yours below and we'll see if anyone else this is one number above or below you yes 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 8 chicken in hey coming in nice with a 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 9 yo - 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 10 that's crazy the fact that you put a 10 instead of a 70 makes me lose faith in humanity would just be he's 6 6 70 that's 6 6 people are dumb I love it 2019 Alpha Chi mega recruitment executive do not tow nice little sorority house he got there it's illegal parking job but wait I'm a recruitment exec oh crap never mind does he realize screenshots exist and I have his phone number time for me to stop using Craigslist to sell things hey this is blank I picked up the chairs on Wednesday the wife loves the chairs she's been looking for several months now because West Elm stopped making them sorry to text the slate but do you still the allen wrench that came with it sorry I don't have it anymore you shouldn't be able to find allen keys the fit glad your wife is enjoying that listen I'm not gay but I wanted to say he was super cute I love him not to you Ford but I've been thinking about your compact body since I picked up the chairs not getting much at home morning if you can help me out I don't know what you mean I heard gay boys a great at giving head you're gross man you're real gross oh boy that warehouse is gonna have some people the question huh this looks like a tangled mess it up Oh God there's just not there's so much to break down here but it looks like the warehouses that the workers already did it for me and broke it all down huh nice God did not create evil evil was created by Satan God is good God cannot create evil only evil creates evil you need to study the Scriptures I need to study okay are you sure God didn't create evil maybe you are the one needs to study trust me I know the Scriptures went to church every Sunday God did not create evil isaiah 45:7 but form the light and create darkness and make peace and create evil I the LORD do all these things you're taking that at a context no that's an exact passage my guy pewdiepie markiplier jacksepticeye i don't get it what's the what's the facepalm here I don't understand I'm an idiot clearly there's something I should be understanding here but I don't get it I don't I'm getting mad because I have no idea what what the what the facepalm is here I don't I don't get it oh no man like maybe the bar like the bar graph is off but even then oh no I'm gay I don't like this this is this is dumb if the bar graphs off make the bar graph smaller idiot I'm not wrong here wrong I decided to browse the wasteland cold hour slash flatter Society and check the BS if gravity is not strong enough to stop a small stream from flowing to its lowest point then what is stopping the oceans north of the Equator from emptying and to ocean south of the Equator this is what the earth would look like if we lived on a globe gravity is pseudoscience a theory that can't be proven if earth was a globe water flows to the lowest point god you're dumb vegetarian ham but it's chicken plate but it's at ham why would you that's gonna get me an ulcer hey Julie to go to the game tonight if you won't free hotdogs and soda a lot to go to the game tonight sadly I think you have the wrong number no I don't went to the game together what game we go to with Shari and Diana we got hide together girl get dressed I'll pick you up in the truck remember pretty sure we didn't get high together cuz I'm an officer of the law I still gonna come pick me up for the game though cuz how's your looking forward going to the game wrong number I tried to tell you that but no I don't know what I'm talking about you could stop I'll take you to the game my dude me and the officer go to the game together why not fun time go ahead is that a watermelon or a soccer ball oh yeah that's a soccer ball go ahead and kick it in not all as soon as I saw it go to the left there I knew exactly the what was gonna go down never understood they they got the ice in the bottle I know like how a fifth of that tiny a hole like do they cut the plastic then put the ice in they fill it with water and freeze it idiot Oh people really not understand yeah okay well this guy's an idiot that doesn't take away from the fact that he just learned something here that he didn't know until then and I want to know how long he went through life thinking that the cut plastic and put the ice in these people are who vote once you realize that this store proudly supports our local Children's Miracle Network Hospital hospital named thanks Dairy Queen hey hey how are you I'm fine about you I've been better I'm actually really surprised you texted me you texted me yeah but I'm surprised you responded Kate Hudson I'm raising my daughter genderless we still don't know what she's going to identify ants then wouldn't you use they and my child Kate you [ __ ] people are freaking idiots my neighbor's kid just tried to tell me that bats are mammals mammals don't fly we walk and I can't find to the ground no one that my family in Sweden thinks Americans are dumb you all true we need to educate your kids better bats are birds no no the not so Jeffery how was your weekend me it's poor guys name this poor guy what if we were actually meant to get mild childhood illnesses like measles so as to help Prime our immune systems into fighting much greater diseases in later life James head is going to freakin explode when somebody finally sits him down it explains how vaccines actually work wait shows truth over facts Oh button that's not good to say those are synonyms homie cleaning say it out a keyboard hashtag dream life office for the day feeling so peaceful but productive and inspired working on an exciting project and by the way my Mac is ruined with sand Express training pretty shocked at how rude one particular member of staff is so much so that I'd rather not put myself through being served by her again and avoid the place entirely you're an unreasonable customer just because you fell through the sunbed door naked and everybody saw you naked you're mad at us just rose did I say Express training its express tanning god I'm so dyslexic Jon miss you are a complete loser idiot and we look forward to reviewing you and your family lose our business you enjoy and that's from the owner I don't like it I don't like it one bit so a lot of this Thursday is a hundred million dollars in the population of Australia is roughly 25 million dollars so why can't lottery West just give us all four million dollars each and make us all rich huh huh just saying cuz forgot about taxes bro right next to each other so I was honestly asked by this high school senior how was Alaska so cold in Hawaii so hot when they're right next to each other buddy buddy you need to start back in kindergarten that brings us to the end of our slash facepalm and if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from m'kay and as always I'll be seeing you [Music]

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Length: 14min 9sec (849 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 20 2019