r/Facepalm | Why are people like this?

we fit it hurts not properly hello everybody welcome back to m'kay my name's Jack and today we're going to whack out faces at the insufferable people of the world think the world's getting better well think again Oh V V livvie oh it's for someone named living seriously though what is that a state is that a country is that a continent no am I the only one who thinks this looks like a don't this thing cost half our budget well we did get it designed from a company that makes them shut the hell up Samantha that that that that Batman I'm pretty sure sonic drive-in just gave me a soy veggie burger and place of my hamburger I would have paid double to avoid that awful plant-based monstrosity hi we apologize for any confusion or frustration we don't offer plant-based meat substitutes thanks for sending us a damn about this earlier so we could follow up with you Oh was that happiness shade from Sonic drive-in thanks for going public instead of speaking to us directly you little crap what's one of the dumbest things you've ever spent money on well I can name a few unbox therapy tells you exactly what is inside the box then says let's see what's inside yeah but okay you'll still watch the video to see what's inside don't act like you're above them what year was it in 2006 I'll give you a moment to figure that one out today one of my zero-waste journey used my pastor water from breakfast to make my coffee is that disgusting it looks disgusting but is it good ha ha No so our school had a suicide awareness event cabin join us mate the name of school that's a death cult run I also hate small talk oh my god why are you yelling you said you hate small talk so I made big talk that's just yelling do you really not know what small talk is because it's not the opposite of that rah yeah man just move on she ain't worth it today one of my fourth-grade students renamed himself reconnecting on our zoomkour and pretended that he was having internet issues to avoid participating in our lesson Oh buddy you were likely just one n away from getting away with it - does it even say reconnecting like that though for me just freezes up maybe who was hoping that because the teacher was in adults they wouldn't know technology so everybody that logic only works for my generation of schooling tired of sitting around what you your boyfriend play xbox try getting a hobby I mean it's not wrong but of course the caption image is not even an Xbox I'm gonna give it a pasta cause it still made me chuckle America is the best country in the nation yes definitely in the nation not sure about the world though pastor who healed ku-ku-ku-ku plague sufferers by laying his hands on them dies from cough ah ha de nada yeah I'm not feeling sorry for that don't want to assume it but I wouldn't be surprised if he was also telling them to not use the medical advice that all the professionals were saying how long is your hair roughly if you're 13 DM me how do i edit tweet this is for that friend of yours who thinks buying a larger computer screen to make them better at gaming if a fart can get through to buttcheeks underwear and jeans what the Frick make y'all think the virus ain't coming through that mask hmm maybe it's got to do with the fact that the mask is actually made for that purpose last I checked your basic clothing was designed to just be warned though if you are genuinely that concerned about your fart smells then yeah maybe it gets some masks padding for your underwear tell McElderry who has to remain anonymous oh God today I learned there are some best and top casual wares that would make a guy look super gentle and responsible most guys usually wear a suit to look smart and gentle but there are some awesome ways to rock a suit and look so hot gentle and smart I'll look at that a link to a store this isn't something you learned today this is an ad stop it please this is not an ad someone referred it to me bro your username is literally the URL you linked try harder Marvel boxers nod marvel this men stop smoking for six years and save the money he used to spend on smoking to buy a car then died in a car accident when people go die in my stocks ago and flying this lady for real just asked me not to use the gears on my bike around her because it scares her kid try to find the logic in that it's as convoluted as a bloody mystery novel sister went for a drive to South End today expecting it to be empty boy was she wrong these people really ain't taking mr. onus serious neither is your sister funny how we get selective like that when we're judgmental meanwhile in oh god I need to write an article soon I'm a mess at my deadline what can I write about I'm playing Pokemon girl right now oh look at this is this shiny pokemon go Pikachu more disturbing than cubone this big achoo is wearing a that looks for all the world like the ripped off top skin of the head of a rayquaza or it might just be a hat but this is Pokemon absolutely anything is possible when it comes to the people who write the storyline for this game series this article is sponsored by the question why did you write this the Atheist who says why worship a God I cannot see is now hiding in the home from a virus they cannot see you can see a virus under a microscope how many people walk around with microscopes though oh what a great rebuttal not many but the point is that viruses can be seen I know but it's talking about the physical eye without microscopes okay can you see me now you can't I am my god yes that is right folks I have been a god this entire time and I have been watching you as you've been watching this content and throughout your entire daily lifestyle oh yeah I saw it I saw everything everything you did and I'm very disappointed I know wheelchair engineer but I know this is just a training track for them to help with their endurance lady it's not every time we invite you to our places we want kinky times sometimes we just want our neighbors to see us with a lady to confirm we're not gay this is so sad like yeah sure this is why you invited her over man you just wanted to show up to your neighbors that you're not gay like as if that's a bad thing I thought it was more emasculating to be submissive to what everyone thinks of you I don't know there's just so many logical fallacies when it comes to being a manly man New Zealand's strongest country New Zealand is more powerful than all of Europe combined flag flag flag flag ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma a clack clack clack clack clack clack back oh ma mom that's an Australian flag the profile has a New Zealand of flag - how the hell could there mix that up that's hardly enough arm emojis to be patriotic anyway man rescues whale entangled in Nets in Australia faces $27,000 fine yeah he local BS this was all dropped by the way the guys free of all charges and for good reason ah that's gonna suck buddy if only there was something you could wear on your head to help you when it is too sunny for you to see can't think of something don't worry man we'll put a cap on it and come back to it later some safety tips for these trying times we're allowed back to work but you've got to remember to avoid men mouth eyes nose instead follow women wash your hands obey social distancing mouth eyes and nose I know they wrote something different but hey I'm going by their logic if an Emmy n stands for mouth eyes are nose then well they're gotta follow those things now after all it's in woman they've gotta gotta follow a mouth and eyes on the nose fool pal that's not what those are for no oh boy 2017 hopes there's a cure for malaria 2020 we got a new disease instead yeah about that malaria joke buddy malaria can be treated high school seniors wed after cancer diagnosis leaves boy with only a few months to live kids getting married it'll be over in 230 months he's gonna realize he can't go out with his friends anymore and she's gonna want to know how long other guys are save the receipt kiddies hey buddy this isn't the place to let out your pent-up aggression over your own failed relationships if we go by the alphabet see use the third letter o is the 15th r is the 18th o is the 15th and is the 14th and a is the first that equals six six six still want that vaccine yeah pretty sure Satan's purposely done that to to make you not want to get the vaccine and therefore make all of us suffer as well so we're all just on hell on earth sounds like I'm spouting BS doesn't it that's the point so true so true let's hand adverse right-handed redditors tiny thumbs up and big monster thumb but aren't both of those their right hands this little creature looks like your God and that hobo over there looks like yours ooh I mean technically Jesus was a bit of a hope I wasn't here like he didn't really own anything you pretty much just traveled around and people were nice to him as you can tell I have the highest of Christian education one silver lying to cockatoo is that you can be sitting on a park bench and if someone comes and sits next to you then you get to say are you freakin kidding me Rick off and it's still them who is the butthole hey now this is true at least for another few months to a year you'll still get to push people away from you and get them to back off and leave you alone because you're being safe you're not being antisocial sale please use tongue do not touch bread with hands thank you that's that doesn't stop the spread Suhana Khan says I'm gonna be 30 in ten years as she shares glimpses of her 20th birthday look pixon but what this is clearly just a fluff piece to sell this person's face and looks for an article and views Scott polio me neither thanks science or diphtheria pertussis tetanus measles mumps rubella HPV Homer Phyllis few memorable Peppa Peppa toppity Papa rapper and varicella thank you to my immune system science and vaccines have nothing to do with how the immune system was built or evolved to be able to handle such pathogens rolling my eyes but not as a plural singularly is what I mean the past the present the future see the psychic now close due to unforseen pandemic consult her now Oh congrats to orange is the new black Samira Wylie and Lauren Morelli I'm finally tying the knot vegan Megan Oh narwhal a look at a profile picture getting married on the same day as my best friend is absolutely BFF goals are there any pics of how their husbands look like Megan you never watch the show did you press seventh-floor button for access to the seventh floor I know this looks dumb but my god you seem to need it that's easy six these run a little small not very true to size I'm 5 foot 120 pounds iota too small and the gloves were really tight I would recommend going up a size just for comfort I felt like my blood circulation was being cut off oh this poor lady the gloves are literally on backwards by the agent looks like I don't think she's gonna know how to remove that review as well meanwhile in was clearly a mom's Facebook group I'm so lost my 13 year old is begging me to take him to get shots he says he doesn't care and he'd rather go back to school eta I am not even remotely considering it just venting you're a great mom no you're not this is why we should have licenses in order to have kids ah thanks buddy yeah you couldn't just put it on the side maybe maybe long ways so cars can go around you hey buddy looks like you need some help from the blind Sunday pay about trying to use maybe the the fashionable items you're using is just as aesthetics no you just want to look pompous okay my wife's calculator wasn't working due to a lack of light so I told her to use her fine this is not what I was expecting dude she's clearly just overworked I don't think she's really using much of my brain at this point all right P sweet Tom you will always be the coolest cat my boys will miss you okay this is really embarrassing I don't know whose cat we buried but Tom just showed up at our house only at the vicar's house am i right got some happy boys here Oh huh hold hold hang on someone's cat just died at your house like looking convincingly enough like your old cat I think it's pretty obvious someone is cloning cat in your local neighborhood Czech Republic t-shirt vintage um hi friends just another friendly reminder that horses and cattle can sleep laying down we received a call this morning informing us that our cow was dead and the horses he lives with we're eating him I can already see where this is going oh boy buckle up here we go this is incorrect for a few reasons one this is a horse not a cow although he does act like a cow sometimes he was not dead he's just a big baby and was catching up on some much-needed sleep horses are herbivores and do not eat meat the horses were eating their hay around Hank because Hank so very rudely turned their food into a temporary bed for himself photos in the comments to show he's alive we hope that we can educate and at the very least entertain everyone thank you all for your concern also please like our page so you can follow us for more fun posts ok note the light he does actually look like a cowboy so I mean this one's made my day the farthest I'm gonna send this to my sister at Gaga daily try the rain on me Instagram filter hey I think this one through the foobie it's good to cook easy but if you buy them with your two friends you get with Ruby s good ticket to hazing can we have it to believe it before Monday if possible as that's her 30th nice one surely the company would have noticed this was an obvious error though knowing me I'd actually purposely type this just so which country was the first to send a man to the moon that's it United status of America that is incorrect it was actually the Soviet Union what is this the test for Russian citizenship life is a beautiful right I personally prefer the other saying though no personalized just top message oh I bet this was a costly custom designed to I'm taking my kids out of the school district my tenure all just taught me that his teacher told the class that humans are animal what the Frick I am paid should I not be she wasn't directly talking to him this was a class lesson subject of the day I didn't know they taught Scientology in public school a blonde looking Karen there in your profile just letting you know science and Scientology aren't the same thing flat earth is no flat earth does not exist haha flat earth Gober also flat earthers the Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe if a microwave does this with a piece of aluminium imagine that these towers will due to the aluminium in your brain oh god now literally just found out that today as of recording this my local city has been having protests about this stuff like damn it if it wasn't for the internet maybe we wouldn't have this type of stuff spreading in the first place down with the internet is what I'm saying that's that's a fruitful statement rocks don't reflect light neither does the moon that rock is literally reflecting light you can only see it because it reflects light every visible object is only visible because it reflects light all that green guy you see your problem here is you're applying logic I will give my child V permission to be in the talent show on March 1st 2008 something tells me this is the first time they've ever had to sign a permission slip get work go broke vegan cafe that boasted about charging male customers an 18% man tax and seating women first is now closing down yes this happened in Melbourne I think can always rely on Melbourne Cafe to think of the weirdest ideas but color me shocked when a business idea that alienates 50% of the population goes sour maybe you should have just stuck to the idea of making coffee out of the avocado shelves like some other cafe was doing hey man what's up just separating oxygen into carbon dioxide you know the usual what the Frick man school's out why are you still doing science breathing Jake I'm breathing yo Jake maybe you should go back into school buddy cuz that a chicken nugget in a goddamn air vent why would you waste such a god-given gift and if anything the smell is just gonna make you more hungry like it there's more benefit to this I've been called a lot of names and accused of a lot of things by ER patients but it's surreal to have a patient accuse me of falsifying they could put up a to-do result because they don't believe the virus is real as I'm actively trying to keep them from dying from multi organ failure from kaboom over brother Trump I tested very positively in another sense so this morning yeah I tested positively toward negative right so I tested perfectly this one his brain is muddling up it like panicking as he's speaking like from that first sentence he's like oh oh god no I've done wrong quick quick backtrack I mean I'm in this moment oh oh no by the way the World War two vets did not wear masks they're men not cowards masks equals enforced cowardice this is the World War 2 m1 gas mask here are soldiers marching in a victory parade back home all wearing masks to prevent transmission of the 1918 flu so how about you sir shut the Frick up sexist geez there are so many other things you could be talking about where regards to sexism but okay yeah let's talk about cheese mom drives 90 minutes to beach then complains about others doing the same exactly this too many Karen's having to hold up in home and now that they're out and about they're like oh I've got all this entitled next I need to just let out got a sandwich stuck in the vending machine bought a drink to push the sandwich damn yeah at that point just give up whoa thanks so much for watching today's video guys please give it a like if you enjoyed today's content as always subscribe too if you'd like to see more regular content coming from the channel my name was Jack always remember that there is no such thing as failure only feedback in the moment you try something again it turns from fair there to feedback and I'll see you guys in the next video [Music]

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Id: 8TGFBS2ZcPM

Length: 16min 54sec (1014 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 28 2020