r/Onejob | this is an epic facepalm moment

screw it paint on the boat don't move it now it's part of the road what's going on guys and welcome back to Ma my name is Damien and they were looking through our slash one job that is a cheeto nugget bite into it you're gonna get a mouthful of cheese and it is not easy being that cheesy in fact it's rather difficult Kiwis for 69 cents are you sure are you sure those are Kiwis there's some weird-looking Kiwis drive-thru are you sure looks pretty dangerous man it's just the Harry Potter stuff I'm gonna phase right through am I gonna noclip it hey it's blacks like afroditi my favorite you know the lines were there for you somehow you missed missed horribly he had one job kind of like the subreddit name people are eating children in this area Holy's leash your dog can clean up after them thank you but why the kids in the area maybe the dogs gonna protect how do I know oh I love skittles I don't blame this one this is just a little baby pack it's like the Halloween candy pack it's gonna be weird puppies that's not puppies but I love them all the same yeah chief you know the street lights supposed to go the other way right and some of you messed up every single one of them you want to just light up the field or you want to you know use it wisely to each their own I suppose two rooms 22 22 before 206 4 so 2 18 and 30 31 32 32 4th 1967 and 40 right that way ok why is this calling me a [ __ ] I don't deserve that look out it's the ye'd don't want to get on the bad side of the ye'd road good lord what is this even supposed to be was it supposed to be concrete what is going on here well they installed the smoke alarm kind of it's okay there's always next time the 27th the 28th the 30th of May 29th because that's how days work in the dining we have Olive Garden Red Lobster Starbucks Google Play mainly for 15 to $50 just wanna let you know it's what we have on sale you know I see so many of these weird like all the sewer grates and then like this just I'm starting to become desensitized to it like yeah people just like the observe where the lines are and so they're like oh just go here you don't even think about it it happens well this is just unacceptable this you could easily see the slides upside down so there's just no excuse to me I'm gonna make to a lot of people do you consider yourself to be heterosexual or straight gay lesbian Hispanic I'm sorry bisexual or questioning or unsure well okay you area politically independent my area is or me which one sometimes the night sky needs a little bit of light in their life too that's that's that's sweet that street lights looking out for the night sky you meet dark will a tall stranger Thanks American flag but it's made in China it's to disguise it home of the loins what kind of loins Merry Christmas you know chief you tried and that that I can't just I can't take that away from you I can't just credit that you did try and I can appreciate that but unfortunately your tent was awful this microwaveable plush sloth smells like lavender and helps soothe aches that is a turtle ah yes this will stop those cars from come in when they're not supposed to good work chief not going he's the bathroom it's okay I dare you that's funny sliced carrots those appease chief know what game you think you're playing here but Dems ain't carrots we got khadijah side Fuhrman squat Oh Darla Hernandez EEB Niazi board imarti success cotton kids yeah seems like the main a on right though chief I'm gonna be honest with you what do we got here Mario that ain't Mario peach yes Luigi yes well you got at least two uh two out of the four right and that's partial credit yes my favorite kind of road the one where the lines make no sense at all those are where the rules get a band it's like Mad Max animal dominoes those have fruit noob and bro the noob gets so many coins but the pro gets none how that fair they're best friends once just a little bit different and that's okay that's okay a nice doorstop buddy had to destroy the wall for it huh oh yes nice going buddy trying to capture the presentation but you're standing in front of it idiot heads and shoulders one litre disk 25% 12 250 600 milliliters 9250 Florida milliliters 60 250 on oh yeah this means but I love head and shoulders in case of fire do not use elevator instead go left hunter good Biden in the defences of ailment in foreign business and that's what it sounds like sorry I had to hear that but that's the accurate reading of this welcome to hell thank you can I get some gas this teeth whitening pen from make full beauty is the best needs nice way to whiten your teeth and shrink them for the most horrifying results hey it's an F word Cup but it just says food Astro Rhea but what's on your ID badge it's not even the same person oh no the cones gotten the cement Christmas decorations try again that's not correct a dolphin for $9.99 that's a weird-looking dolphin that's why it's so cheap huh first love what I've seen with fellows certificate of recognition this certifies that is being recognized for outstanding swim behavior at Shelton view on this the day of 20 signed signature thanks speaking foreign language thank you chapter 8 Beethoven's later years in the years after Napoleon's rise and fall as Emperor of France Beethoven was in a foray of musical writing being dead did not stop him in the slides from recovering quickly going on with his music sure it was much harder but he got through it I'm not even gonna question that one that one can just live in it and it's dumbness not even gotta try and question hey chief your textures corrupted on your walkway working together to reduce flood risk ditch clearing and desilting 2019 well it seems like I'm doing a very good job because it's starting to flood hey how many tickets d1 do you want one February 3 April 5 June 7 August September or 10 how many you want oh dear flaming-hot Lamont Oh Oh and they just gave you a nugget in there huh uh-oh the Elia Metro and then all the other text is up it's all of its upside down I don't it's not okay okay man look a silent night I wish I could read the other cup but the text is upside down again hey what you want fam let me get that y equals MX plus B ain't no say no mom actually got his exponential growth which is y equals a B to the power of X so you're wrong and you failed and you should feel ashamed the tiles ain't right them tiles chief just ain't right no that you funky little fella how are you sopped well actually it's about stop but you tried hey look it's golf that's baseball right there that's not go but you tried and that's all that matters attention you have it what would you like inflatable pegasus island inflatable bucket well that you can just switch those two around that's easier to fix up but that was just a small little mishap I'm of the same price anyway now this is curious this I find very curious they just made do with the fact that the toilet was too close to the door I kind of admire that so fun they won't even know they're learning then are they learning and also you spelled the wrong it is strictly forbidden to pay attention to safety this is purely an unsafe zone no rules well you not quite sure what I'm looking at here but D tried and that's all that matters bars is that to stop us from sitting on the bench cuz I guess your job is complete well are you proud of yourself you painted over the shrubbery and now it's ruined oh is for a drain but the drains too tall better luck next time buddy happy birthday Kathy with a C well no it's not what we meant at all actually hey that'd be birth hey at least you got all the letters in there scared cat moose at vet that's not a moose that's a goose but that is an animal the vet who melted my heart fire exit do not block well someone didn't get the memo got you this bracelet cuz you're a dear friend uh yin and yang but with this third dot that no one ever talked about called the it's not on right 54 53 55 go ahead pick you seat oh you're just carving into that frame Moochie Maui that's named e name name who works at job e job job don't ask what he does cuz I just told you caution 140 degree hot water this sink is for hand-washing only bra 140 degree hot water and they have to put my hands in this and now let's feature opposed from wolfy 9008 NK monster fan art take a look at the spines are up votes and down votes so got you got the hand sign on both ends huh look at you being a studious with those hand signs I don't know what a studious means hold on don't know if I'd studious he did spend a lot of time I wasn't necessarily academic oh no this was an academic sport making the monster but you know what you did spend a lot of time and that's what I thank you for and they'll do it for our slam I cannot believe I used what am I thinking of a studious maybe I'm I'm trippin it's it's like six and thirty in the morning for me and I'm not slept but I'll do it for are slash one job if you liked the video leave a like 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Length: 10min 36sec (636 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 07 2020