r/Blursedimages | UBER DOG. UBER DOG.

ah yes the scientific analysis machine tells me that this is in fact a gorf hi everybody welcome back to m'kay my name's Jack just that nothing to rhyme about that name at all and today we're gonna look at some blest images transpires not for a Christian moms yea don't think you can use trans in that context anymore guys maybe take this back to the marketing team when you realize Sonic is wearing a slimey onesie the thickness that the suit makes me go faster and always rely on sonic capable hedgehog to make me capable of feeling incapable of being comfortable oh hey buddy your fly's undone I can see hole in there yeah take that America and they said it couldn't be done this just takes me back to that scene in the office and now I want to watch the show again Lord what shall I do with my life please give me a sign oh okay whoa buddy I would not like to be behind this car whenever Evan down the motorway like yeah I'm not gonna overtake you you you go right ahead buddy hey dad did I do it right son you did the impossible what the hell what spider-man spider-man leather high stalking spider-man spider-man spider-man thigh high stockings spider-man Kenny strucked along the wall yes he can any ain't a [ __ ] look out here comes the fighter man Oh doc iake you were going down big boy spider web spider web oh damn so this is the Joker in anime I now understand why clown makeup isn't a thing in most anime it is terrifying god damn look at that smile get away Kid you're part of society he's gonna get you hey man you want a hat no I'm good sometimes I wish I had this hair just so I can make things like this with it but no I'm cursed with these luscious blonde locks and the creative metal of the day goes to this gentleman terrible Arnold impersonation what do you think that's a thumbs-up from him Schumann would you like to hire me for your rental services soon team me if you weren't oh don't worry mr. trucky I'm sure someone's gonna come by one day who finds your lack of self-confidence or self-worth absolutely adorable someone like you hey look next image death notes by Barack Obama oh the original they're modern minecraft it does something like this because I wanted screw those enchanted books that actually helped with the game I want stuff like this I want the Death Note I want to kill some mobs I love this screw buying those ones that have the nice patterns and cool designs on them obviously buy a crappy one like this and just draw on it whoa what the Frick how you doing mr. snookums you doing all right you just give a shout when you want some help okay Wow this building looks like a little guard over the city just divine power and he's just there like yes the planks not working as fast as I thought it would seriously where is this building and why is it so dark compared to the rest of the city yep that's my summer down here it's just it's lava it's all just literally love I hear you want to go inside to be in the shade though it's lava my love will you cry for me you Axl well you know what they say you are what you eat you'll relate too much banana no gorilla yes banana what you expect what you get yeah even understanding basic male anatomy I'm pretty sure you can't even achieve that with it rises it doesn't point straight down that's so obviously fake besides I don't know about anyone else's perspective but I think seeing an animal's face there is a bit weird okay I get this is meant to make it easier to tell the time but honestly it just confuses me more your [ __ ] fails sir in fact it makes me dumber it looks cute but the reality is so much worse have starfish always had teeth like that because I have a completely different view on Patrick now Adams being torn apart I'll grab a beer please or Chet you want to etch find me as a cappuccino you all can do this oh god it's bon voyage I'm amazed I still know the name no diary no that's not what they're for or are they pretty sure South Park did this joke too in fact any comedy show that has this hand face thing has pulled this up at some point come on guys stop putting your thingy in thingies not every hole the gulls ruining always turns into [ __ ] am i right technically that's actually a three-pronged fork so I'm just gonna be dealing with some hay bales or maybe to kill him the local person in your village that you all don't like it does right you really make sense II damn it buzzkill Ville enough of you real bag made of real beans all the nightmarish mess this could make running notes get it's because they've got beat that's the joke here I hate it and it still makes me snicker tweet [ __ ] that's why he was bullied a lot in his books those are some dang big pimples on his chin my brain is like oh well these fish actually look like they have causes faces and then I realized I'm a dumb-dumb but if you ever say it I'll deny it and ruin your reputation at school don't question me how I'll find a way just ask my terrible Arnold impersonator holy smokes the lengths on them will go just to connect their USB wait is that connected by USB in the first place I think what's more impressive is the fact they managed to locate all these individual pieces to actually connect them like this I mean you got to search online to find half this stuff now this guy's clearly indicating to turn into this line he has every right to move in maybe if he was speeding he wouldn't have to speed up himself to try and make it there and talk oh this would have been cued in the 90s but now in this time and age where things are a bit more ancestor will on the internet this is wrong when I'm uncomfortable I sing in some hmm I am feeling rather self hateful today so I think I might choose the pine cone thank you and what ice cream a sorbet again I don't want myself to enjoy this all these kids live for about five years it's a door mate you'll definitely hit the target now trust me I even have this in the shooting range you're gonna need to do more than switch that target over afterwards oh damn the buff fish exists didn't know spongebob squarepants was so close to Anatomy with his secret just bit disappointed in that beer gut though buddy come on get back into it okay funny image but why did you let your cat in there don't do this you give him Peter a slight reason to exist still yeah Kenny stop the car pieces okay what's with the house though can we address what seems to be the new laning terapy sir are we just gonna ignore that ah this all makes sense now but prequels were a lie Chewbacca used to be a man though technically by this logic shouldn't Peter Parker have a bunch of legs now too and just suck on flies all the time like if anything Chewbacca should just have a hairy suit and smell everyone's butts that's no moon looks like someone keeps eating their foe bit too hots they have to keep googling how to treat foe burns yeah that's what this image is showing nothing else no I appreciate it when people try to Photoshop history photos like this but he isn't that tall guys stop trying to fake Abraham Lincoln like that props are adding detail into his right hand man they're though it's so weird he always wore a helmet instead of a hat like everyone else but what works for you I guess I'd like to play ha ha ha SpongeBob and Squidward looking at your willy done perfect like hell we're removing the toad tree vending machine from the staff room you don't need to yell boss fight me this person tried to unlock your phone ah who was it this looks like this guy got caught and had to split who a piano that's catered to my ability of musical skill just Hot Cross Buns and that's it I'm stuck in an uncanny valley of finding it very cute but also freakishly scary with the teeth just just take away the teeth and put the finger less close to it yes Spidey this is what you get for not cleaning up your webs in the living room also how does it feel to be less worthy than a toilet seat you can see me now you can't see me this guy be looking like MODOK or the guy from Power Rangers Oh could you imagine urinals like this dude I would be so uncomfortable to use them would save a ton on cleaning the floors like as some guys they just can't aim like come on no a petting farm what makes it worse is a kid clearly colored it in not even a drips why'd you add the drips mr. pig what are you doing I'm just chillin that's gonna make so many vegans mad these Jordans were made for hooping I'm no crazy shoe collector person but would this raise the price of these things or lower them because in the positives its unique but in the negatives there are no negatives how dare you even suggest that they are perfect as they are don't you even dare question it never watch much of the first despicable me I don't know this guy's actual voice but I ain't concerned nonetheless a typical male gone behind their own girl's back to a fixed another class you males this person saw an opportunity with their slippers and they took it does the cat look uncomfortable yes does their discomfort still make it worth it yes man if I had us a damn car I would totally do this fricking people using their high beams on the normal Road you blind me I blind Jews what'd you get okay look it's creative but again I have to ask you about this stuff would it not be cheaper to just fix the lock oh oh that that tightness in the cord just looks so uncomfortable giving me all the anxieties like just maybe closer man come on this chairs over there stop doing this to us hey it's like a baby ostrich it's really cute thanks for that deforestation ah so that's why when I've been trying to click on this damn video while I keep getting his squeaking screams let me just fix it up I'll just give you the mouse you just give me the mouse but this man he's probably in a nightmare but for everyone else it's a dream come true you struck those pasties thighs in all seriousness I'm pretty sure this is a part of the whole No Pants ride thing a lot of countries do over there trains and subways I did one last year actually I didn't actually go on the train or leave my house but I did walk around in my underwear I love to imagine that I have one string specifically for this giant symbol to check French MA good reason why animate it doesn't convert perfectly into real life but hey maybe you go big boy and go what are you doing you're selling far too low you can go way higher than this yeah maybe yeah an artistic photograph ruined by pigeon stop looking at the camera stop acknowledging its existence I am concerned no seriously this is actually like my favorite photo down why is Hollywood not made an SCP why has Hollywood not made an SCP movie yet likely because they'd ruin it yeah probably Oh God what are you I like a baby Mario [Laughter] Oh buddy don't worry man just move on to the next one get back on the tinder app in Soviet Russia you don't shoot ad I'll shoot you this is actually nice couple photo until you reflect on it oh man that's like the worst time to look into the camera oh I'm glad I don't have to partake the aftermath of this well that just made duolingo I'm more terrifying for me oh shoot it's waters breaking quick get it to the mechanic there you go if your future kids ever ask where cars come from just show them this photo no you know what I love this this is actually really cute a great way to introduce kids into a horrifying genre that will scar them from ever watching things like Sesame Street Oh what the Rick I need a moment to deconstruct this they're both on the side of each other but geez that is a perfect formation not even tell the cats apart come on to God's sake this kind of photos been around since like 2005 but I'll never not find it funny imagine if this actually worked though like she's a teacher and they've just put the projector on alright kids before we start I'm just gonna quickly do something watch this Oh a cute little gerbil thing oh no this is Hollywood this is a we make Hollywood and other food products freakin well done perfect timing are you Jesus knowing mr. swell this just 10 snowmen from the adorable creatures too horrifying globs of mess I'm getting a major vibes of like halo like the flood biomass yes let's tell me this is the accurate way to pick up your cats where with tongs around the face dude you got a pick which one you taking the prom Stuart I'm Manchus my little Satan my little Satan who summoned me for that Tea Party because I brought us a lovely t-shirt and I don't want it to be wasted oh damn what beats is this that is so creative very smart ideas pretty kind of questioning by this guy here's on the chair just angled right at the girls in the showers it's a bit weird buddy done and a teeth yeah it's weird to look at but also really cool don't really get this one just a plane a tower and the day New York demolished two of its buildings I don't what yeah let's play some splatoon missus completely oh that is one happy character how much did that seat cost you buddy about $150 oh that's that's too bad hopefully plays a lot of ghost recon so used to doing the whole side strafe around the corner now is this Phil Swift scared because I would not be surprised you'd better stop pushing your workload onto the kids feel otherwise you're gonna need some flex tape on our marriage oh damn this is really creepy actually who lives anatomically under the sea spongebob blimey fuel and here we have a geological graph of South America as you can see we got Brazil there Bolivia and literally a Chile which we all know is a giant red vegetable that just lives on the coast of South America how you [ __ ] ever keep staring at me in that groove we drive a man I don't even know how I got here well hot diggity diamond damn if they the best goddamn diggity team adopted but the goddamn dab I've ever seen this invisible kid just speaking the truth not even speaking it's turning it into art this age too you can totally tell he thinks he's been such a rebel right now and where are you after today sir oh you know dude come sooner I got the Lord instead of God you know you got to be kidding me there is no way this was accepted as a signature what an extra points you should have drawn the entire family I mean come on commit man oh oh that's sweet um Oh kid sighs - oh I hate it I can't pick my favorite i choosing between maje and oh man what's planned his wife's name again planned his wife that's it oh for God's sake stop sweating sorry head into a cute thing so certain part wait for me a totally legit Duracell battery when you want to blow little kids minds move over Sailor Moon it's time for Sailor man mustache dude dude dude a man beard I love they add the masculine traits of the bait of the muscles but they keep the social uniform on my clothes Gordon oh man atomically correct doc I don't want it burn it alive these hey what you gonna do with the rest of this truck I got an idea I'm gonna put it on my gun I think it's a bit big for the now I'm gonna put it on my gang Oh so Buzz Lightyear was one of them all along in before someone makes it Buzz Lightyear a gal jumper oh man no I've heard of a water drinker well I wish someone showed this to me when I lost Burt my Mirai damn this would be an awesome thing to make so does he still get the seven years of bad luck though if he's destroying the mirror but still using it for a reflective surface yeah how much do you want to bet this photo took like 17 tries to get right there's something really cute too about how dopey cats look when they look up no I just finished watching the Chernobyl miniseries this is terrible how's your day Steve you know being a tough life trying to feed the warmth for the babies than the wife and why does it keep being funny I know exactly what to do with this toward Atilla chips so tasty you'll want to have them with your kids don't let them run away kick them up eat their inside tastes some bacteria chaps but if your ovens too small order now and we'll send you there that's like a weekend pool bash throw and catch with each other I contemplating suicide in a folder oh hold up is that is that the actual cat's face it looks I can't tell if it's a real cat's face why is it so sad the portraits majestic not sure which brands better yeah do now clearly Nike I mean look at the fishes flexibility always been sticking to the yoga okay why is this some creepy adult film shoots because I'm seeing a half-naked nurse and a lot of old men like what and what did we learn today at the same time yeah you're goddamn right there's something a bit off about today's SWAT training yes I've seen this apparently some churches are using water guns to spray holy water in there hey whatever keeps them in business maybe next weekend I shouldn't eat so much [ __ ] cats [ __ ] cats I eat cats it's a healthy diet don't knock it till you try it there's Lani to try out in the local little shelter this is the best animal costume in the world I love it I even got a poker vault baby could you learn to spit for the fourth time in a row that's all it learns it just keeps learning spits now this is a crossover I would not like to see it wouldn't have anything to eat the universe is law there'd be no value from it except maybe seeing Shaggy kick-ass with a lightsaber actually I do want to see this yeah shout out to the Queen for a not giving me some of that Holy Grail she's just hogging for herself I swear better be a damn rave for these guys when they eventually pass away yeah still god of even in death sandwich heart sandwich that'll make your car yeah okay the still wins oh you have got to be kidding me this dude honestly thought he could get away with this though ever feeling these guys are probably corrupt so he's likely gonna get away with it their police service should be run by my old English teacher can't sneak anything under your show when she's around then I saw his face and now I'm a screamer yah manly scream what is this adorable photo and how come no one has ruined it with a priceless logo yet Hey look I got a sock with your face on it oh thanks man is kind of weird it's even got your real hair is that for my bathroom sink okay Steve this is exactly why no one likes to bring you out in public anymore our three of assimilating into the milk culture so far no one has mistaken me for milk laughter there's no lady coming up who seems to have some bad eyesight to who or to shame if she ended up stuck with me does this guy these gals and non-binary pals thanks so much for watching please give us a like if you liked today's video subscribe as well if you haven't already we've got plenty more content on the channel as always if you find my voice too annoying then feel free to check out Robins videos don't worry I won't be offended I'll just be a little absolutely lizard once again my name's Ben Jackey if you pronounced it backwards it would say a nomad and I'll see you guys next time

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Id: U8H4RPcT3dg

Length: 18min 52sec (1132 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 05 2020