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I am The Lorax and I speak for the trees save the Amazon or I'll break your knees how's it gonna want to welcome back to easy peasy my name is Zach and today we're taking a look at our slash thanks I hate it oh I don't like face swapping with the plane roof I am the unluckiest number no I am I represent the devil amateurs what was that punk amateurs oh yeah 2020 is a pretty scary number Oh God I saw this mean but more advanced Kyle you but flying is Aang and fighting is one punch man very good a perfectionist this is an 89 degree angle have a good day before anime after anime no thanks what's worse than seeing a worm in your Apple seeing half a worm oh yeah heart as a friend though banana senpai yes Apple Chen I I love you banana senpai oh I'm sorry Apple Jeff I'm I'm sorry but I don't find you appealing ha let's go to the beach kids yeah oh no Captain Crunch is berry tastic pancake mix and Captain Crunch is of ocean blue maple artificially flavored syrup I don't like this at all stick to cereal captain whoa how the hell was this made I'm I'm afraid but also intrigued at the same time Freddie Mercury No thank you Oh what happened to these bricks why are they like that me no likey ducat girls still have human ears or do they just have flat skin on the sides okay questions that we do not need the answer to ah yes see this is what clouds should have looked like in the remake I don't know why they didn't stay faithful to the original design when you're cleaning your room and find that one condom you left under your bed 10 years ago can't relate fun fact humans aren't tourists ohms which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening this means that at one point you were nothing but an [ __ ] interesting when two people kiss they create a long tube from butthole butthole thanks once you see the butt hole on the ponytail you can't unsee it oh and it is animal crossing as animal Pharm what's the deal with all the butthole memes Marge my wife bring me the boy yes homie our son the BART we must destroy him for he is a creature of darkness no father conceal my pants this is gonna be the Simpsons in another 50 years when it's still going on TV ah now you see this these people are onto some this is how you actually eat corn on the cob Paul Vasquez who's double rainbow video was seen by millions has died now this I I do hate it's unfortunate it looks like Team Rocket has finally outsmarted us help me Pikachu I don't want to drown no listen Pikachu I don't want to drown Oh No wait hold on he could reach the bars and poke his head out to breathe just like I don't know find a Pokemon that can cut through steel bars or something I'm not a Pokemon guy I couldn't tell you if there's a pokemon that could do that saya I'm criticizing this comic it whatever girl blows dandelion oh girl blows dandelion joining mom in the pool after she gives birth white people yeah I was higher than pterodactyl last night said extra crusts instead of extra cheese ooh burnin I'm falling Oh God look catch it the first snowflake of the season Oh floating around on the Internet same color well do I have news for you proof that Fred wears a one-piece under his bun up oh right the do the toucan sam redesigned I hated why does the mouth go from like the blue portion of his head to his beak that doesn't make sense at all oh man III genuinely hate this one not a fan oh yeah I had this Furby as a kid yeah I'm still haunted by it just beat up a homeless woman so she can go to a hospital to have a bed to sleep on hashtag God's plan Philip I don't know about that one good morning oh no goofy is the only classic Disney character who has heads Mickey has nephews Donald has nephews goofy has a son and he wasn't adopted he looks just like him goofy has heads goofy has known a woman biblically imagine what it must have looked like I'm imagine what it sounded like these are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night drenched in sweat gawrsh just had a cursed idea what if we put blood and all the gore scenes and spongebob or you cannot man I really I hate this I left my gummy bears in a hot car when I returned they melted into a sugary quagmire their individual essence dissolved into nothingness were formed by the void into a single consciousness no separate beings nor flavours just one manifestation of a formless eternal dummy pair pods coming soon I'm not interested sorry Harvey Quinn nice when deaf people with schizophrenia hear voices they hallucinate hands communicating using sign language Oh every so often I remember that helicopters not made up of heli and copter but of helicopter and I am filled with a deep rage when she bounces higher than usual and doesn't go back in by itself oh just saw an x-ray of a horse go can't say I'm too happy with it what the Frick is this you are Satan and your goal is to torment Gordon Ramsey what food would you serve him just one microwave hot dog on a slice of wheat bread and ketchup at the gross watery part with the very little regular ketchup oh the ketchup reeking gross Thanks now I hate it even more and I'm gonna call it that for the rest of my life thank you oh there's ice cream right this is an incredibly cursed I do not like it we don't have food and we can't go out I have an idea oh god this image Oh your brain is acting illogically it's meat with electricity inside what the Frick did you expect no no he's got a point choose one become God himself learn every language ever earn 500 thousand dollars a year become a real-life Lego wait Kiki you will never catch me if you can't handle me at my worst and you sure as hell can't handle me when I'm covered in Jam because I'm too slippery would you rather look like Jar Jar Binks or talk like Jar Jar Binks you are not allowed to kill yourself well I'll just listen Russa half the door amazing cosplay by Allison tabatha holy crap wall I wouldn't have even guessed it was a female from the cosplay freaking fantastic job does this help take my up boat and never let me see you or this link again breaking news millions of kids eaten by killer ants Oh would like to speak with you no thanks ah live-action Rick and Morty no thanks oh no ladder arms I hate that yes baby where did you learn to use those fingers like this oh yes the laptop clitoris every time someone types lamal I imagine a French cat limb ow they are back again period panties no how did you die I was hugging my best friend no I mean what killed you I don't care I was hugging my best friend oh so that's how Spiderman was created and horsemen oh man I'm not a fan of this rendition of Mario meta potty used Hardin but it failed the face Milhouse made haunted me for years I don't know what it is about that grimace that branded herself upon me but it's stuck it's stuck with me for years even now I feel a certain coldness because it's based on this picture of a French man watching the Nazis marching into Paris in 1940 Oh mr. nipples from the bosom of time comes mr. nipples a many nipples man with the strength of one thousand rhinos a true hero mr. nipples can will vows to will vow to go can use his big nipples power for the good and justice okay hey kid want kidney stones to rocks out your pee hole thanks I hate montz energy drinks huh what's with the big smile that isn't my mouth it's a mustache oh man I much dislike this image for sure I'm a broccoli and I look like a tree I'm a nut and it look like a brain I'm a mushroom and I hate this game what the hell happened to his nail I disliked I don't want to see this ever again without objective morality everything is permissible No well we've seen the melon cat and now we have oat cat oh crap aliens gave my cat a beard you do be looking kind of fresh though not gonna live it's a blast working a tap Amazon warehouse sometimes we discover deceased employees amid the boxes I later see those same employees standing in the darkness my manager says not to approach these entities have you ever received a seemingly empty Pam azam box lined on the inside was solved thank you for participating in our ghost relocation program as the prophecy foretold oh my god man you know I don't want to live Pennywise reimagined as a busty anime girl a new figure you know it's not looking that bad these days you know I just watched a Peppa Pig makeup tutorial and I'm never sleeping again likewise open wide wider perfect bug bug bunk yo Frick petco I want my money back but f is this oh my god that is uh quite the Pikachu huh Jesus Christ this needs to stop plague inc abandoned China Oh No oh I don't like sexy plankton at all hey bud you want a treat sure sit lie down play dead good boy oh I don't I'm not a fan of this Pokemon at all why why'd you have to why'd you have to ruin your car like that that was a perfectly okay Corvette Ross please all things must end I was today years old when I learned that ejaculation comes out at 27 miles per hour making it illegal in a school zone there's other reasons it's not allowed in school zones but sure oh this is every country but its leader I see when you're scrolling down to the YouTube comments but remember they moved true what if starring sheep boy what if Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive sheep the seventh pick in your gallery made Shiro blush Oh me watching put wondering why there's no sound siren head somewhere in a forest modes human size sloth costume no thank you if a snake ate a carrot it'll become a snare it you are here tell me something I don't know Snow White is 14 and Prince Florian is 31 so the movie features not only pedophilia but pedophilia and necrophilia tell me something else I don't know something less disturbing this electrical socket has so many bees inside ax is starting to leak honey Oh listen honey I know your father just died but you've got to be strong Christ the paws of a sphinx cat oh no but these are designs for SpongeBob and Patrick oh the squirtle hmm I hate the word nut come as a nicer word oh look at the squirrels storing come for the winter I regret this when you turn a stormtroopers helmet upside down they're much less serious looking true ken Jake stretch his gums oh oh man oh my god it's Terrance and Phillip but realistic nobody my brain Terry Crews Terry Crews pizza but everything is crust except the crust Dano should have killed all of us hey watch out huh I think I caught your dad return my husband now trying to steal my Pokemon huh I choose you Richard Gilmore rich Richard use quick attack Jesus Christ who's that Pokemon Garfield comics can be substandard panel here's your carrot for your diet Garfield you know what to do with it I certainly do Oh No if you sucked my toes you can never talk [ __ ] about me I'm your mom now respect me okay ADA Tony the Tiger can't tweet without furries begging him for sex oh it's a toothbrush no okay well that's one way to eat a tortilla I guess oh holy cow okay the venom stormtrooper that's pretty cool I'm not I'm not even mad I'm not even gonna lie that's awesome that's just my phone I have it set on vibrate isn't that your phone Oh walking away after a big fart like yep honey I'm home early player three honey popular wiping techniques one folding to scrunch three paydays next week for standard army issue five Italian six The Mummy Returns seven freaking eight pick a color nine tool time ten Bear Grylls no the wolf skin has a strange feature no woody with three months without blinking because Andy has not left us out for court I might be in my mid-thirties but at least I'm still in touch with the youth culture what's up teams how about that new Grimes album look at this old loser ResNet anime eye surgery look at him nice tiny eyes the old piece of crap some some and well ladies and gentlemen we have reached the end of our slash things I hate it thank you all so much for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure to that subscribe button and the bells to get notified if that meets PZ uploads and until the next one I will see you around

Channel: EzPz

Views: 1,434,290

Rating: 4.9491096 out of 5

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Id: jMAqoMtcKmo

Length: 12min 53sec (773 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 09 2020