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not you guys belittling trauma when i outed my brother my parents kicked him out and we haven't heard from him since that hurt me a lot hey oh bro you outed your brother and expect an apology for him getting kicked out and not wanting to talk to you uh as leon lush would say this person suffers from brain worms how's it going everyone welcome back to easy peasy i'm your narrator david the baker and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash are the straights okay that's right it's a new subreddit it's all about the straights you know us straight people can be kind of weird sometimes you know kind of wacky kind of out of the ordinary and so today we're gonna be taking a look at people who are just a little bit off i'm sure you guys are ready for this new subreddit so without further ado let's go should your spouse be your best friend straight people should you even enjoy your spouse's company i don't know i like my spouse but i don't like them that much haha united straits of america straits you don't belong here gays okay we'll make our own place straits why are you excluding us ah come on seriously what do you want if you find a girl that makes you laugh leave that's a dude what's the joke here is it that women can't be funny and why is there a dog on a skateboard no seriously guys are the streets okay curved him for four years dated his best friend and brother had a baby by his cousin he saw something in me crying emoji heart emoji happily engaged well shoot i might as well just skip my vacation to six flags because your relationship is a complete roller coaster what orthonetic surgery can do from this to this this is great and all but it's kind of like false advertising for genetics hope the partner is informed if people like this have kids oh that's that's a crappy comment yeah yeah that deserves a down vote if you meet a girl that admits she's wrong apologizes and changes her ways dump her because that might be a man women don't do that uh you know women yeah they don't apologize they they're never wrong this is a1 advice right here if you meet a girl that changes like in in any way possible nope that's a dude yes siree sir please understand to buy an antidepressant pill you need a proper prescription simply showing your marriage certificate and wife's picture is not enough get it because old guy hates his wife his marriage is terrible i think men who order their coffee with cream are sissies yeah if you want coffee it better be all black no cream no sugar no nothing just bitter coffee because that's what men eat right hey beautiful how are you she's in the bathroom this is her boyfriend what do you want oh hey handsome how are you i'm gonna do what's called a pro bisexual move uh bisexual is a nice way of saying confused yeah there's no such thing as bisexual you're just confused pick a side honey just just pick a side you know there's you can't have both no just one some people's brains are just so tiny and you know what i'm all here for it brothers a friendly reminder for elections make sure your wife votes exactly as you do yeah your wife you know that independent person that you married no she can't vote for herself what are you some kind of progressive who wants women to vote on their own volition that's disgusting no you gotta force your wife to vote for who you want them to because that's the key to a great marriage dad what are we having stork that stupid stork kept bringing back kids you know i get the joke but if you really don't like your family that much then why are you still having kids you know there's easy ways to stop it you know there's pills there's operations there's like i don't know maybe pulling out jesus christ man unlike you snowflakes i'm not easily triggered what does that mean it means he's easily triggered no it doesn't oh they them stop it patrick you're scaring him joe biden at least 37 transgender and gender non-conforming people have been killed this year most of them black and brown transgender women it's intolerable this transgender day of remembrance we honor their lives and recommit to the work that remains to end this epidemic of violence uh joe i'm on your side but you can't let gay people live like everyone else it's not right let's not make god very mad no no you don't understand i'm an american i just believe that some people don't deserve the same rights as others wait what what do you mean that's not american what's next legalizing gay marriage in south dakota smh are you being sarcastic because it's literally legal here what how it's been made legal nationwide people have been getting married in this state for literally years well that's gay thank you for bringing this to my attention uh gay marriage yeah that's gay man i hung this really cute picture of my wife in her office today she was not impressed okay let's see employee of the month oh that's nice oh but it's in the laundry room i get it because your your wife does the laundry yeah misogyny ayo don't quote me on that i just heard that back and i'm like whoa wait that sounds bad like out of context that sounds awful brazilian president on coronavirus i regret the deaths i really do but we're all gonna die someday there's no use fleeing reality we have to stop being a country of foul ho ho ho that's not a good word i i was i was about to cold read that no siree not today you sir are a terrible person next meme all young guys that want an older woman to take the reigns one they're gay two ill no hey yo fellas is it gay to sleep with a woman oh absolutely nah women like men and that's gay that's why i only sleep with men no homo of course this guy in the drive-through said i'ma pay for the car behind me it's my girlfriend so when the girl pulled up i told her we only accept cash and i kept the money miss me with that gay ah yes because you know buying your girlfriend a meal yeah that's gay obviously you can't be going out buying food for your significant other what are you some kind i'm sorry i can't keep up the sarcasm bro this is just so dumb not all so-called cis people are the same stop bunching us all in your despairs cis people sounds derogatory please refrain from using cis people and call us heterosexuals a uh who who's gonna tell this person that cis is a scientific term anyone no okay great cardi b i don't cook i don't clean worthless b words oh yeah turn that up yasqueen ah yes because a woman's worth is only based on whether or not she can cook or clean that's right because we live in the 50s the 50s where you and i probably couldn't walk into the same store all lives matter a quick question do you support the lgbtq no okay then all lives don't matter to you oh no you don't understand all lives matter except for the ones i don't care about look i want to sit here and i want to say oh it looks like such a beautiful wedding but i'm not going to lie to you you based your whole wedding off of donald trump like this isn't meant to be like some political statement but you gotta agree that is really creepy you bought a 20-foot cardboard cutout of his body like even if people listening to this support trump you have to admit that is downright strange and the sad thing is i've seen other weddings that are trump themed i don't know kinda seems like a cult if you ask me people have read it what are your goals in life to have a wife and kids to move to british columbia someday and teach elementary school i don't think men should be teachers oh that's good because i'm a woman see there you go assuming stuff again whoopsie this commenter forgot that lesbians exist wow congratulations biden says all white men must now wear made dresses and take estrogen you know they said biden would be radical but this this is just good policy i'll take my maids dress in an extra small thank you very much solomon einstein what the media tells you is happening christians beating up a gay person what is actually happening gay people beating up christians yeah you know when homosexuals hang out they don't go clubbing or like partying or just chilling at their friend's house no no no they go out and beat up priests uh yep politifact says that this is just stupid history will be made the first ever all-female spacewalk to happen in the next 48 hours um houston we have a problem uh what's the problem never mind please tell us just forget it i'm fine haha get it because women can't communicate their feelings properly right that's the joke right the sad thing is that people unironically post this crap feminists on their way to the kitchen when world war iii breaks out ah yes because women don't want to join the military in fact no woman in the history of women have ever joined the military now that's a fact annie dunwoody kathy williams nadia west nah nah none of those people exist you all already know i'm bisexual and if you didn't know now you know coming out 2020. for f's sake why do gays think the world cares who they f then they throw a fit when someone disagrees do whatever you want as long as you can live with yourself when you're done whoa that's a that's a pretty hot take oh no i screwed someone i'm attracted to i hope i can live with myself now that i'm done if your ding-dong is too small to aim please sit down and pee like the woman you are okay so that's definitely a hot take although i can agree people should probably aim better when they use the bathroom but yeah either way you're coming in a little strong what's the dumbest thing that's ever been mansplained to you mine is one time i was driving and my husband let me know our home was up ahead on the left like babe it's our house i know where it is my wife told me that she voted for joe biden as we speak we are getting divorced and i'm leaving for vietnam paper signed everything is done absolutely disgusted with 2020 elections what a disgrace heyo bruh did you just divorce your wife over an election yes because she disobeyed my direct orders good riddance your wife is free you see this really does speak on like this entitlement to a woman's body and like behavior and what they do and think like this this is disgusting a wife shouldn't have sex if she doesn't want to so a man doesn't have to go out and work hard to provide for his family because he really doesn't want to it's all a matter of the mind deciding to obey god and going with trust instead of our feelings it's doing what is right okay so let me get this straight your argument is women shouldn't have to consent before their husbands sleep with them no no no their body is owned by their husband and therefore they get to make the call let me be the first to say that that's not how consent works and you should never say something as ridiculous as this transteen becomes one of the first ever female eagle scouts as bsa ushers in a new era of inclusion this is definitely not wholesome transphobia isn't wholesome agreed that's why i don't support it uh no no you you are transphobic so you're kind of supporting transphobia you know what i'm sure that's too big of a concept for you so i'm just gonna let you be stupid today i literally heard a woman say i cook two separate meals for easter because my husband said the first one was made too girly girl just throw the whole husband out how to determine the sex of your fish you see on one side there's a beer and a sports newspaper and on the other side there's a shoe sale and jewelry haha gender rolls love to see it drove by a sign today that said lgbt liberty guns beer trump to those who don't believe oh no here it is kind of stealing the lgbtq's title but you know what go off the only person who can decide whether a female will get a tattoo or a piercing is her husband period only he has the right to change her according to his wishes her father has to make sure that also her skin remains virgin until she gets married what is this like archaic way of seeing women where they're just property of their husbands this is this is just wrong whoa 14 soldiers were photographed before during and after the war marriage does the same thing no big deal look if your marriage makes you look like you've gone through a war then just get divorced it's it's not a good marriage i don't like homosexuals nor do i agree with them but i'm not homophobic you see i'm not racist i just don't like minorities what do you mean i'm racist any man who spends too much time on grooming should be a homosexual suspect ah yes you see we brought you into the precinct because we think you're a suspect a homosexual suspect ridiculous i don't i don't know a few years ago when i was still in an all-girls catholic high school one of my teachers told us in her weekly it's just a phase lecture that lesbian relationships are toxic because unlike a man and a woman two women understand each other completely thus making it harder for one to break up with the other resulting in them being trapped in a lesbian relationship for the rest of their lives just because they got too cozy with having a partner that supports and cares for them anyway can you imagine being straight and thinking that understanding their partner's needs are toxic i'm so glad i can't relate ah yes you'll be cursed by happiness i hate my wife and kids no no i really hate them i'm not kidding it's not a joke ah please leave some awards for the rest of us a real woman will do anything for her man even if it's selling her leg and two eyes just to make sure he's happy why would selling her leg in two eyes make him happy i'm sorry but if that makes him happy you should probably leave him that's not your man that's a serial killer oh boy it's candace owens alright great there is no society that can survive without strong men the east knows this in the west the steady feminization of our men at the same time that marxist is being taught to our children is not a coincidence it is an outright attack bring back manly men look if candace owens is saying it it's probably stupid alright just just ignore her oh look it's candace owens again since i'm trending i like to clarify what i meant when i said bring back manly men i meant bring back manly men terms like toxic masculinity were created by toxic females real women don't do fake feminism sorry i'm not sorry coming out as conservative is harder than coming out as gay when did you come out as gay well i didn't i just came out as conservative oh hey i mean you can't say which is worse if you haven't done both he cheated so i effed his dad then he keyed my car and popped the tires so i smashed his ps5 then he smashed the windows at my house so i effed his brother so he killed my cat so i pressed charges and he had to go to jail for a month but he wants me back and i still love him so i'ma go say hi are you bragging is is that something to brag about geez you guys are toxic why is this blowing up on tick tock cis people slash heterosexual people don't effing out your lgbtq friends i never would but please don't call us cis not nice oh my goodness people don't understand what cis means they're like that's got to be an insult right it's like no it's a scientific phrase but yeah they're never going to understand i'm straight but that's incredible ayo easy-peasians is it gay to enjoy the sunset when you meet his homeboys and you got the ugliest one oh no hey yo my girl like this and i don't know how to feel about it oh i'm sorry to tell you this bud but uh yeah i got some bad news for you you are effing idiot haha i'm so funny all republicans are homophobes haha if you want us to respect your opinion you gotta respect ours stating that you don't like gay people isn't homophobic lol stating that you don't like gay people isn't homophobic blinks so basically the argument is you don't like republicans i don't like your existence he him transcriber well i don't know what a criber is but i can see why you're triggered it means that i caption in subtitle for a living you effing idiot oh they just looked at transcriber they were like oh that's one of those lgbtq things right no no you played yourself anti-cheating ring keep your scumbag husband from venturing off with any other women with the anti-cheating wedding ring the only ring that will brand your husband's ring finger with a married indentation on his skin for hours even after he takes off his ring or if you have a scumbag husband you could just uh get a divorce especially if they're cheating on you like come on you know i'm a big supporter of women's rights i have a wife but i also have common sense there is no patriarchy and women should not have big pockets in their pants that crap would look stupid a woman wearing tight ass pants and clunky ass pockets be a woman and carry a purse stop trying to change crap that has been here for ages and stop trying to be a man women will never be men lol men are so fragile that they're offended by the thought of women having pockets oh look at the guy at prom why does he look so nervous you lay a finger on my daughter and i'll pull the trigger ahaha how charming the big tough dad is gonna shoot me with a shotgun oh we men cheat because women rarely are ever in the mood for sex so who they cheating with clearly they're sleeping with other men i mean obviously the women don't want to sleep with them so yeah they just move on to men just had to make sure lol i love you more abby oh baby frick now that was autocorrect i don't know an abby abby can have you thumbs up let me just look on his instagram for any abbies or abigails oh man forget where's the love where is the trust oh these guys are so toxic it's gay as frick for a man to take a nap hey oh fellas uh is it gay to take a nap i i gotta know hate group founder rush the fifth liking female boots is a gateway to homosexuality hey yo fellas is it gay to like women oh man we're we're getting wacky today i love this confirmed gays are lacing halloween candies with homosexual inducing drugs oh oh thank goodness liberaldarkness.com so glad for this thoughtful and research-based article wait it's not fact-checked what do you mean they have no sources to cite well surely fact-checker agrees right they don't well i just don't think that this article shared on facebook would lie to me pants were invented for men not women it's impossible for a woman to wear pants you know jeans yoga pants dress pants leggings dungarees etc without sexualizing their body since they highlight their legs curves and rear end women who want to be modest should not own pants at all you hear that women if you want to be modest don't wear pants you can wear shorts you can wear skirts you can wear nothing at all but just not pants whatever you do excuse me you're not supposed to be lesbian in real life it's only in oh buddy buddy buddy buddy no that that's not how it works raise your sons to become conquerors no don't do that conquerors you know historically speaking conquer things you know where they take over land space and objects without consent yeah that that's what conquering is you don't want to be a conqueror at least not in relationships that is uh that's just raising your kid to be a risk and yeah nobody wants that anonymous says lesbians don't exist they are just women who gave up on men if lesbians were truly attracted to the same sex then their sex toys would be all vaginas ah no nope that's uh but you're too pretty to be gay that's because you never had sex with a real man just give me one night and i'll make you straight if night with such real men can make lesbians straight then one night with different real men can make said real men gay look i'm not sure how any of this works but yeah but the idea that you can just change someone's orientation that's just ridiculous hopefully one day soon the trans prefix will not be needed actually we don't really need to know if he would just not tell everyone he'd be better off i don't go around telling everyone that i screw dogs and to look at that no one bothers me uh you screw dogs oh no cammy outed themselves what are you doing to those poor dogs you creep and with that everyone that's the end of our video if you enjoyed this video make sure to leave a like down below and don't forget to press the subscribe button and the notification bell to be notified of all our easy peasy uploads i'm your host david the baker and i will see you in the next video peace out and three thumbs up

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Published: Thu Feb 04 2021