r/Crackheadcraigslist | please don't eat him,

free box spring no stains no bed bugs oh boy only one death this box spring has killed more people than most people [Music] what's up sexy i'm lexi and welcome back to mk we are gathered here today to peruse the cursed shells of crackhead craigslist and now for our feature presentation haunted chess 25 or trade haunted chess the chest is haunted makes a traditional haunted noise like a buzz no key doesn't open because there's no key trying to force it open or beat it open only seems to make it more haunted both leather handles in good condition moves on its own no wheels it just moves and scuffs up the floor estimated date late 1880s we'll take 25 dollars for it but i'd rather trade it for a less haunted chest email reply or text 317 to davey jones choose for 20 dollars can drop off for a small fee okay upcycling has gone too far this is no no no no no no 125 crack screen tv it works perfectly just needs screen fixed that's that's not working perfectly that's that's very broken boot probably from mech warrior suit 500 either mechwarrior suit boot or snowboarding boot either or it looks dope as frack uh i i think that's a footpri i don't think that's i i think that's a foot brace be thankful you've never broken your foot this video is brought to you by the ridge wallet with its sleek lightweight and industrial design the ridge wallet fits perfectly in a front or back pocket without folding or bulging most people carry around old wallets that are full of crumpled receipts hotel keys and used gift cards i know that personally i always have a handful of receipts a few expired transit passes and that two-year-old gift card that still has like a dollar left on it but your friend gave you that gift card and you feel bad throwing it away so you stuff it into your oversized wallet and cram it into your back pocket while the design hasn't really changed much since the 90s and while everything else we carry has gotten smaller your everyday bifold and trifled wallets have 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single one of these cakes is screaming kill me especially the minion with freaking massive teeth i make luxurious kids cakes prices from 30 pounds can also do christmas cakes like santa and snowman pm me hun can deliver for petty money i just want to see the one kid left that still likes minions get that set in front of them and that'll cure them forever they'll never win anything minions again 1994 dodge ram 2500 regular cab four thousand dollars 224 000 miles manual transmission i'm not sure what part of that cab you thought was regular but i'm sure it'll buff right out honestly a pretty good deal ah no no i insulted the minions and they came back stronger minion tires 40 dollars no stop stop this stop it right now oh for subaru forester please just take it this truck has been sitting in my garage for two years now the brakes are shot there is no title i have no idea what to do please just take this thing use it for parts keep it in your backyard and shoot at it i don't care just take it and make sure we never have to deal with it again if it helps a year before the brakes side it got a brand new engine if it helps we can even have it towed to your house just oh god please help me get rid of this stupid thing i'm beginning to suspect it contains some sort of cosmic horror and it has been haunting its owner for much longer oh wow that's uh that's quite a wreck he got there he got uh airbags deployed and the whole front end's gone and what type of wreck was it in minor i'm sorry what do you define a major wreck as the panty dropper for 900 so the car drops its panties and dumps all of its oil every time you turn it on or i i i oh oh i think i know what that is oh no oh 3d puzzle for anatomy biology paleontology students no it does not smell yes i know what it is no i don't know if all pieces are there great project for paleontologist wannabe i worked in paleontology lab wildlife biology anatomy students or 3d puzzle enthusiasts ps it's a skeleton condition salvage unzip insert straw or bottle unzip insert straw or bottleneck sip then zip back up when done the zip and sip mask will even soak up any minor dribbles or spills sewn and smoke free home with oh this is two percent of this was a good idea and that's being generous ford car runs great 500 that license plate looks familiar are you sure you didn't just drive this through a pan spray peeled cucumbers filled with hot dogs 175 listed over a week ago hi gavin is this still available no it better not be ew oh oh okay hot cheeto ding dong twenty five hundred dollars it's so dumb but but yeah it works good luck seller i am uh military rockets 750 pounds uh i'm just i'm just nervous about this one huh we're leaving now dirt bike twenty five hundred dollars pigeon found pigeon does not fly very nice hey i mean it's free maybe it's the counter reeves one this is some redneck stuff and i like it go kart for 800 you certainly can go on it lemon oreos for 144 what a deal wait somebody ate all of them yeah i would too honestly if i had lemon oreos in front of me but they hadn't sold yet i just eat them all brim with no yankee 9.9 million dollars oh god what what is that baby hybrid tick no three thousand five hundred seventy four dollars is that how much i paid to kill it i would like to immediately burn this oh god i saw the face oh the face just oh god thanks now i have double insomnia cement slash dirt stamper used once used to flatten slash level dirt to put in patio in backyard really heavy works great okay i i give up i'm dumb apparently i don't get this one i know these things can be used more than once it's in the garage this is what a stamper looks like y'all can bulldoze me in the comments for this one attention i'm babysitting this summer 30 dollars per child ebt approved you don't show up on time i drop off recommended that you don't try me my services are from 7 a.m to 7 p.m i will provide breakfast and lunch but no dinner so pick your kids up on time if your baby doesn't have any baby formula they will drink either two percent milk or almond milk boys will get examined at the door i can look at the shape of their head and tell if they bat or not children with silver cavities are automatically denied ps i hope your kids can fight because i don't break up fights or get in kids business i am so concerned i am ver please don't please don't leave your children with this man he's even got his hand on some kid's head like yes this is the shape i prefer fish sandwich wall plaque fish sandwich wall ply dollars pick up yes available did you steal this out of a mcdonald's i'm pretty sure you s i'm pretty sure this is a filet of fish sign and you stole it out of the mcdonald's man i went mcdonald's now put that back where you found it which was clearly the gates of hell fifteen dollars for keith i made this when i was sad now i'm selling it dm any questions i have one question why couch one hundred dollars i'm legally blind looks like a couch to me eight bills all with the nines in a row in the serial number that that screams counterfeit jesus autograph 1225 so the shroud of turin looks like a faded drop cloth but this thing has got a perfectly clear english signature on it gonna have to press x to doubt on that chief notorious bart 65 this is right on the line of kind of cool actually that's pretty cool one bedroom one bath apartment condo 75 a month wow that's really affordable in new york city that'd be a thousand coven 19 wanted serious this is a totally above board and serious offer i am trying to catch the virus and can't find anyone anywhere who has it if you have a coven 19 positive test that is less than seven days old and are willing to cough on me while i inhale i will pay you up to a hundred bucks cash and i will promise to self-quarantine after we meet i do not want to get anyone else infected of course i'm just trying to get the virus so that my blood will have antibodies for my aging parents in case they catch it which eventually i think they will thank you for your support oh this seems incredibly wholesome but misguided don't catch this on purpose don't just don't it's not a thing that you either just brush off or die there are long-term health complications that lots of people are going through with this please don't do this 425 roommate maybe looking for a male roommate must be okay with me being nude in the house can show today if interested get back to me prefer to show with both of us nude this post is misguided in a different way free box spring no stains no bed bugs oh boy only one death this box spring has killed more people than most people makison 100 did the place close are you going to steal it or also uh do you have a taco bell sign in stock because uh lexi be real happy to have herself a taco bell sign positive pregnancy tests screw you and anyone you sell these to these are terrible and i hate the entire concept around this if you can't get somebody to stay in a relationship for you maybe he isn't the problem [Laughter] oh this is glorious ps5 250 dollars seems legit oh god what is that one of those like fruitcake loaves the image is so grainy backpack filled with spaghetti oh no nope that is vile that is that's worse than the wax candle thing that's bus seats one dollar were you having an earthquake while you took the picture i can't even tell if these actually are bus seats they might be chairs they might be overly enthusiastic sentient red velvet cake we'll never know free light are slightly used in seven cool blue cigs in maryland heights b18 and up there are so many sketchy things about this i no no i'm not even gonna touch this aunt jemima the empty bottle the end of the brand fifteen thousand dollars this bottle actually contains all of angelmaida oh sorry it's just half of anja mime it's 50 fewer calories okay this this this is cool do you pedal it or it's just a scooter i assume you tilt it to steer but this this is kind of cool even if it doesn't work well i kind of respect the attempt queen-size mattress and plastic covering like new bed bug and kova 19 free middle of mattress is sunk in other than that it is fine mattress only asking 50 or best offer wow that's really affordable for a mattress what's wrong with oh did you use it to store your dark matter what the hell happened to it good afternoon i recently got scuttles off craigslist from another home in drw unfortunately i need to re-home him or her i can't tell due to allergies scuttles was named because of his tendency to scratch and cuddle he is still learning how to use a litter box but is also having a tough time finding it i have him on premium yamics and he seems to be doing all right the last owner said he would do great with a small child and i truly believe that he is easily startled and prefers slow deliberate movement he does wear size 2t and toddler clothes he loves dressing up and visiting the retirement homes if you are interested in adopting scuttles please email me there is a small rehoming fee to recoup costs and damage to the house have a great day okay i really really really love scuttles but there's also something bordering between wholesome and sad with this one renting out my massage chair does full body massage 15 minutes for twenty dollars thirty minutes for thirty dollars one hour for fifty dollars cleaned after each customer subject to a person's weight size personal hygiene right to refuse service to anyone i mean for twenty dollars how could you say no while the owner just awkwardly stares at you across the room 99 ford contour 300 rolled into shallow pond located in blank unknown mileage has reconstructed title asking three hundred dollars no trade ah i i'm struggling to find a justification for this like even a restorer would be pretty hard limited cheeto blaster one thousand dollars flavor blast your friends with cheeto dust and watch them suffocate and that brings us to the end of the worst round of retail therapy i've ever had if you enjoyed any of these posts please seek prompt medical attention put your wallet away and like this video if you'd like to come shopping again on the mk network go ahead and hit that red subscribe button hitting the bell will give you five percent off your next order of spaghettio backpacks my name is the lexi kitty but y'all can call me lexie have an absolutely victorious day tomorrow stay safe stay awesome go make more stuff and i will see you guys in the next video

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Length: 16min 23sec (983 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 12 2020