r/Crackheadcraigslist | $100 DVB (Digital Versatile Beans)

jiaming chair brand-new $60 it is just a lights and plastic chair hey there everybody welcome to MK my name is jack and today we're looking at some crackhead Craigslist a collection of crazy concoctions categorized completely online aluminium foil king cobra snake come on it is not worth that much canadian cent $10 it's a canadian cent look at him trying to upsell about 1988 canadian cent absolutely beautiful natural toned maple leafs coin as bu MS condition grading is my best guess I am NOT a professional yeah I figured by the price obi-wan Kenobi 1001 dollars religious relic and he's using a sombrero as a shield okay oh no my mistake it's a natural chip bold yeah that that makes it better for sale is a one-of-a-kind obi-wan Kenobi perfect condition take your life into the upper echelons of existence or your higher power of choice No thank you I'll spend more money elsewhere oh here we go censoring time two thousand lira Oldsmobile for nine hundred dollars this Bartholomew's rust even a mother flipper as you can see in the picture please do not ask me what's wrong with it this stuff is nineteen years old I've been through hell and back it will get you from point A to B I please do not try to it does start all the time but I would not travel for more than 20 miles with this big well stop you think B if you want to take this on a road trip you're better off riding a damn bicycle no warranty where is that meant to be guarantee or just literally warranty no warranty at all after I sell you this stuff do not ask for your money back because I will I might even trade this mother flip up for some wheat uh-huh come on man I think you need to revise your ability to pitch a sale sir half on seven one hundred and fifty dollars did you accidentally upload a tinder profile photo or something rare gun-shaped ramen and here's the excuse this came in the bag I thought it was rare real four-leaf clover perfect for good luck Mother's Day present I found a leaf on the ground selling for $5 gaming computer monitor oh yeah top-of-the-range I see 2017 used rollerskates used rollerskates yeah 69 I imagine these we use maybe once before you immediately stacked cuz you just knocked your legs together too close seriously you'd have to be in a constant crab walk to move in these things a 1995 Ford Escort miles just a little bit down to two hundred thousand price yeah okay that seems reasonable vehicle description beats walking I mean it is he wrong inflatable pool would used once for water birth I'll pass free motorcycle right hi all I'm offering free rides on my motorcycle with me as your driver you will have to ride Bartholomew while holding them to my big bulky arms I'm a successful 27 year old businessman that just got divorced by my wife after I found her on farmersonly.com wait are you advertising brown colored sports balls for kids yes just some ball you'd kick with your foot some possible foot thing Apple Airport Express well what C me see you 300 a free person to stare at me that's just that's just what I want added ass Yeezy boost 350 version 2 Beluga 2.0 size 11 with Fox mint stock authenticated hmm something about this doesn't look legit dominoes no brim mmm-hmm getting rid of part of it makes it worth more apparently bean burritos dude is that a stock selling my cheating boyfriend shoe collection I found out he just left on a business trip for the week to go visit his other girlfriend in Seattle his little peepee ass wears a 9 but sometimes on nine and a half and a couple of 10 ten dollars per pair or 150 for all the shoes selling his xbox one for 30 bucks I know it has 2k because he never stops playing it and then sues well you don't cheat on your partner million-dollar pencil for sale be the one who bought a pencil for 1.5 million US dollars and be forever known as an idiot accepting orders for grapes now DM me okay there's the prices and the flavors any kind of Jolly Rancher or a mixture of old Jolly Rancher flavors Lemonheads nerds warheads dear me to get yours what you just cooked a bunch of grapes with a bunch of lollies they even screenshotted text messages of testimonials that that is some business planning okay well now I just need to make use myself to figure out what the fuss is all about coughing two hundred pounds my nan didn't die so we're selling this company we purchased last Thursday it's 5 foot long and is a new condition social distancing may be difficult on collection as it's quite heavy we put my granddad in it to see if we could lift it in a practice run but if you bring four people it should be okay fits in any hatchback with a little squeeze oh look even comes with a nice viewing hole three dollar toothbrush super cheap not use toothbrush if that's the way you say truth then I'm not surprised that's not used but by the state of it I'm gonna question what you use it for instead of your teeth something tells me they added far more zeros than they intended to when selling this sorry buddy but the gold rush for an attender switches when lockdown was starting us are gone and passed now seriously I'd to go to like five different stores to buy one for my girlfriend 2019 customs stealth pickup transparent you won't get me with your evil tricks wizard the Ouija board is in perfect condition I believe it is the Disney version the real Satan don't use no Disney fount oh my god it is actual Disney font what was this meant to be a Ouija board for kids trip buggy version 2.0 what was the first version I wonder if this is technically allowed in your grocery store because there's technically a shopping cart just walking to get your groceries and try for home in the same thing VHS Disney Little Mermaid collectible movie 50 dollars this is worth maybe one dollar my dude I disagree this is one of the rare VHS versions still around that has the spire that looks like a pee-pee if anything the phallus clearly adds the $49 value seriously you can look at one of the spires look like a weiner shoes $10 well I mean they are I can only imagine the severe comfort you'd have from wearing those rare spider-man 3 what is this beam's thing all about custom lowrider skateboard really cool better to have just don't write over bumps like seriously don't write over any bumps also try not to wait anything more than one gram on it otherwise it won't work a single piece of cheese passin thomas a single piece of cheese brand new condition gets yours today i'll send you a box of nothing with it depending on where you live may be frozen who are you don't say nintendo wii official component cable box are five dollars okay people buy those things for the product inside not the boxing treasure hunters dream use my metal detector to dig up this bad boy it is sealed and could be full of treasure if you want to find out that could be hidden inside come and get it no holds sir that is a coffin how you managed to dig that up and not realize you're in a cemetery actually makes me curious as to what's inside maybe it is treasure like maybe it's a hidden body of a secret wealthy person now mystery is a fort Watson stolen Taco Bell Diablo sauce exactly 437 diabolo sauce packets stolen from Taco Bell I'm only asking five dollars per packet wow what an insane deal I definitely couldn't get that for free by buying a $5 meal a Taco Bell instead Mayan artifact one-of-a-kind okay what I'm seeing though is either a rock or an extremely fossilized turd sir minion firepit make an offer I I will offer you 850 dollars sir if you just destroy it right now twenty twenty other other that description literally explains nothing as to what is going on here what is for sale here you trying to show off how much the you can hold for are you telling me that cars ready to be delivered once it's purchased mud more or playtoy mud more for sale asking $400 runs and drives good it has a brand new battery this is my first time coming across a mud mole what do you do with that exactly do you mow the mud or is it meant to help you get through the mud because I feel like with that elevation either way you're gonna topple over real stuff return a delightfully mangy stuffed raccoon perfect gift for the animal lover or as a joke you can even have it made into a lamp oh I thought it was just a cute puppy that looked like a raccoon oh this is horrible now this guy's selling a paper wasp nest that he took out of a tree on his acreage years ago for $100 again this is one of those things where I feel like this someone out there who is probably dumb enough to want to buy this oh it's so artsy for my wall rare horse briefest and beautifully long mottled horse she is nine months old no really is it $350 to a good home I am so concerned with this thing's Anatomy I mean if the video game spore wasn't a good enough example as to why humans shouldn't play God Officejet free Hey look as someone who's been pretty broke in the past I appreciated these kind of things being for sale or just having a free fancy like chair I mean hey now absolutely torn to shreds but at least they still felt comfy in intend dose which neut I see what you've done it very well played free pooper free poop disposer well I've just found a new name for my toilet voted ala Verizon prepaid refill cards selling each for 25 I saw the whole stack of these from Walmart I have like 47 of them bulk discounts I'm trying to move these fast Oh buddy wait till you realize that they actually need to scan them at the store in order for them to work the only return you're getting from that investment sir is a felony vintage car science Inc okay vintage is not the word to use for rusty and broken yellow road sign $35 large square curved street signs bullet holes but in good condition oh okay are they actually bullet holes or just the holes where the screws were to hold the thing up no no upon further zooming inspection I can see where the two holes out of hold up the post it's actually a bullet hole queen-size mattress for sale $75 slightly used very comfortable mild odor oh gee I wonder where that mild odor might be coming from hmm here's a thought maybe from the giant purse stein pepperidge farm factory air a goldfish snack that smiles back enjoined kids rupal oh wow people really have been hit hard by this economy haven't they computer chat $15.00 decent shape but also with a ton of stain marks Jesus where what is the story behind all of those move out sales just throw it out just throw it out $150 for a log that's convenient GFI outdoor outlets wait where does they even plug into them to work like unless it's plugged into the ground itself you might as well just get an extension cord dumb to the person who's trying to sell this but dumb it to the person who might actually buy this bathroom chair for sale what is toilet a no-no word now grandpa finally science joy for us all and now buy his stuff oh I really hope the grandpa was a really bad person in the family so at least this is somewhat justified I'm me elope two-year-old me elope doesn't get along with my Sasquatch look every needs a yard with trees so it can rot his antler needs a high-fat diet comes with his favorite humpy oh so he's an otaku free live rats with snakes I keep catching medium-to-large rats in my live traps and instead of just taking them out with a crossbow Jesus yeah easy there King Joffrey from Game of Thrones I'd like to give them to somebody who has snakes I guess I could kill them before giving them away but it's messy so much blood and hate murdering this little okay I need a real business of psychopathic voice I guess I could kill them before giving them away but it's messy so much blood and I hate murdering these little guys for no reason so if anyone is in need of a free rat supply let me know please don't give me what if they have diseases they seem fine not going to give anyone some mangy ass rats my Python loved them before I'd escaped into the walls and vents I don't know she's been gone for months you want rats or not text or email only motorized skateboard where do you even stand could have at least done this on the skateboard that actually has space via feet okay let me guess this I friends been barely used bananas I'm fell on a pound of fresh bananas high-quality potassium I'll even throw in a free music video what well what kind of music videos we talking here may be interested an inmate prison fine oh that's a new one inmate prison phones I have five plus a bunch of parts for them $50 each again this is something I feel like some sort of indie film person would absolutely love golf tee for trade I have a golf tee but I don't golf do you have something that you'll trade me for it he goes on to post about its quality know that MDF stuff just real wood oh into green stripes perhaps for height reference perhaps for racing perhaps for style I don't know I don't golf okay we get it you don't golf non-flying carpet or rug so a a carpet or her pink rug that doesn't fly it's my place maybe it will it's yours this is probably 20 to 25 years old and has frayed edges was fine at their last place but doesn't look good at their new place was inherited from their family bro why couldn't you also buy some weird dumb lamp and sell it as a bundle deal that would have been great now I'm speaking of bundles bundles for sale 170 dollars other 275 this is no doubt back when everyone was panic buying remember those times I try not to gorgeous glass-eye collection $700 and here's not gorgeous hair that's creepy 20:21 gasps Kaz II see manual transmission yeah yeah you're not kidding which-which gearstick is the one that I pulled car thing not sure what it is for stereo I think it's heavy it has wires I love when people post up that they have no idea what it is stainless steel three-in-one toilet stainless steel three-in-one jail toilet good condition these go for 800 used regular need to get rid of it what did you own a prison or something also why are you calling it a jail toilet I see these are public parks and stuff all the time it's because it's easy to clean these 30 pounds wooden dumbbells yeah are they very pounds hey come on man surely you know that someone could get so much more stuff with $150 than just two dumbbells seems to be something someone founded an op shop one day props to the creativity if you were in grade five hey maybe it was a little spot for their cat or something I don't know half-eaten quesadilla I'll pay four dollars for the other half that's down in the poo dispose it buddy oh my god $6 then okay Toys R Us sign Toys R Us signage off of the port who on store sign is in great shape with the electronics still in it not sure if they work or not about nine foot by nine foot looking to get $1,000 or best offer possibly trades okay if your name started with an R I feel like this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to purchase something so ridiculous but still relevant to you barbecue plate for $11 is the food included or is it just the styrofoam barbecue two-burner slight assembly required guys that does us today for some em cake thank you all so much for watching if you're listening to my voice this is that smooth is crunchy peanut butter then either you enjoy today's content or you forgot to change the video either way you should like this video because you enjoyed it my name today was Jack I have a voluptuous crack and I'm gonna go buy some confusingly itchy jackets off Facebook marketplace bye

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Id: LJ_n6MHswfo

Length: 14min 36sec (876 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 09 2020