r/Crackheadcraigslist | slightly damaged what?

kentucky fried chicken restaurant diner rotating sign 800 bucks now we're all gonna be honest here that's well worth 800 bucks provided i can get it working and leave it in my kitchen how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking another look at r slash oh boy crackhead craigslist oh geez this is going to be great let's get into it all right let's take a look at what we got here a twelve thousand dollar willow tree uh puzzles for five bucks looks like cans of beer we've got a bookshelf that's not bad a bunch of beds okay oh 75 worth of toenails that's gonna become the post-apocalyptic currency not bottle caps like some believe among us chicken nugget ten thousand dollars i know at least two people that would seriously consider this can of beans thirty five dollars i can't just can't just go to the store and get it for two dollars and eighty cents or something like that also i'm kinda curious about the loaded magazine right behind the can 1991 chevrolet chevrolet metro 6 500 bucks basically you're just paying for the tires flat carts from home depot 150 bucks what did you steal some flat carts from home depot because that doesn't look like they're sitting at a home depot to me blank cd one half 92 dollars condition fare platform pc half of a cd other half will be auctioned later wonder how much that one's gonna go for rare cheetos mac and cheese you already cooked it handmade cigarette top took me a long time to make two hundred dollars oh i bet it took you a real long time to make just because you spent a lot of time making a mistake does not mean it's valuable or you should dwell on it cling wrap canoe oh this one's free handmade homemade frame roughly 2x8 probably needs another layer of saran wrap good fun you pick up i think i'm going to skip it but hey free is a fair price i've been collecting my toenail clippings in this jug for quite a while now i have no use for it but figured someone else might use it in a potion offer as a sacrifice to summon a demon or make macaroni esque art out of it twenty dollars did you really figure that someone else was going to be able to make use of this did you really i mean god even i don't have that little faith in the human race women's plus-sized clothes 20 that looks like a kitten slightly used coffin we had to exhume the body because we chose a different route the woodis mahogany if anyone cares first come first serve yeah it's in great condition trade for my xbox any offer hello is this still available yup understandable have a great day that's how most of it goes ps4 controller free looks mighty delicious covered 19 free coochie man sold excuse me bag of corn bag of corn two hundred dollars two dollars retail you're losing money not buying it coyote jawbone necklace 300 bucks t-stained double coyote jawbone necklace fused with copper adorning labradorite stone did i read that right yes i did playable bronze pick with dick nine bucks i mean a bronze pick for nine bucks and it says ding dong on it okay this hardly seems safe but depending on the price i might be swayed this doll was custom made and can be suspended in the room super cute and measures 28 inches wide and 16 inches tall well it's only 15 bucks in good condition used and if interested pickup is blank and delivery is available via postage if buyer pays extra for it empty ps2 case for a pound you know what they say in for a penny in for a pound let's get it description ergonomic water bottles never used perfect for hot days can also be filled with lemonade or apple juice to change it up yeah they come with a handle perfect for drinking fish ten dollars fish huh i'm gonna stare at it a little while longer just to make sure yeah i see it polly pocket figure has paint come off as shown in pictures can't post at buyer's expense pick up blank no holds loop a five dollar poly pocket figure yeah it looks worth five bucks to the right buyer i guess free no stains just some spray paint sorry ge mini fridge for 20 bucks well if it still works 20 bucks isn't too bad i mean it's freaking filthy give me an hour and i'll change that my handmade groot 300 remember what i said a little while ago about not dwelling on mistakes because you spent a long time making them yeah abe lincoln's guitar 75 bucks ain't bad for abraham lincoln's electric guitar extra large shirt worn three times and people love it need new home 15 i'm not a gynecologist but i'll take a look that right there is the boomeriest boomer shirt i have ever seen 1500 square feet master bedroom share for local lonely single open-minded female oh god that looks absolutely horrible please read all please be local 420 friendly bedroom share available for friendly local female bisexual is welcome i bet it is bud which you would be sharing with me room has a king-size bed i'm 66 a male widower open-minded nudist polyamorous i'm a sewer and a retired computer trainer no drama hard drugs excessive drinking or tobacco please respond with your current situation a photo and an introduction about yourself my backyard is 18 by 50 feet also i'm very 420 friendly looking for someone who partakes please be at least 40 rent is negotiable all right then oregon don't know how to spell or use it 120 bucks okay all right i'll buy an organ for 120 i don't know how to use it either but at least i see some value in this stupid thing super high quality gold gold-plated initial in you might want to take another look ironing board 250 bucks it's only a little dirty if you still have it in three weeks i want it oh okay i'll hang on to it then apple macbook pro 50 bucks condition poor i don't know about that one dang apples really do retain their value huh macaroni four hundred and sixty thousand dollars nah but you crushed it now it's all stupid mario figure very rare well i can definitely see why it's very rare shower head east colonial free shower head stop by for the head looking to give this head away tonight man only text me oh i don't think he's actually talking about the shower head morg carts i have three asking 250 each they look pretty comfy and hey it's cheaper than a full mattress set my soul 300 bucks where exactly have you been keeping your soul judging by this picture i'd say hell or maybe the basement from evil dead chip that looks like teams keems seven million dollars rare one-of-a-kind find cash upfront or trade for chip that look like foot i'll give you a chip that looks like a foot give me a minute i'll go find one right now he's back found again 500 what what are you talking about he's who's back what am i looking at office chair free it's only been pooped on three times not four no matter what dave tells you it has not been four times 1965 word processor with error correction the dixon ticonderoga number two this is a mid-century modern 1965 word processor it features a serial graphite output with built-in manual error correction see photo it's a vintage number two model in classic yellow when fully sharpened it's capable of spitting out thousands of words see this is the type of boomer joke i'm a fan of super rare pokemon signed by pikachu himself a hundred thousand dollars okay signed by pikachu himself i'm going to cast some doubt on that but let's see what you have to say i have a crazy rare sharpedo card that was fished out of the ocean very close to santa monica pier pikachu was there fishing and signed it he was really nice and even took my mom out on a date but things got a little weird when he asked me to join him for a bath so my mom called my dad who's a fireman and he flushed the little yellow bastard down the toilet nintendo tried to buy this card for their museum but offered only 99 000. figured i'd get more here on craigslist price is firm like my mom's breasts yeah you'd know no lowballers or dragon balls ears i'll meet you at in and out parking lot for the transaction please bring all 100k in quarters okay but yes looking for a girlfriend if you know anyone little caesar's pizza 15 bucks feel like i can get it cheaper at the restaurant though i might be assuming incorrectly though old mates just had his last slice and have two left can't waste food and won't throw these away no holds pick up morphite veil five dollars a slice please no lowballers this is good quality and will keep if not sold by 11 pm dude just eat it a handmade wooden plane four pounds yeah okay walmart pull 15 well i got to tell you that's a steal right there kinda like this guy stole it yeah he stole it where else do you think he got it free crab ragoon they gave us an extra bag if anybody wants some i mean come on over we're just up the street how do you know rancid fart in a jar 20 bucks plus shipping what kind of bull crap you trying to pull here 1 000 real handmade 12th century cross mint condition 4 million dollars oh thank god it's a thousand percent real i was afraid it was just a hundred percent real potato chip shaped as rooster eight hundred dollars plus sixty dollar shipping no no deep sea slider meal eight bucks listed over a week ago yeah i'm just gonna eat something different tonight if that's all right with y'all two sex couches twenty dollars can deliver for extra two sex couches huh chair that looks great but was peed on by a cat it was professionally cleaned perfect for someone with cats someone who can't smell or someone who doesn't care it doesn't smell that bad are you sure because it looks like it freaking stinks one really good sock 50 bucks only three dollar shipping though that ain't bad soul trapped in pickle chip 25 000 freshly pulled from a 32-ounce batch we'll possibly trade for a lightly used tesla or a pre-1960 stratocaster serious offers only please let's not waste each other's time okay there now it's art spongebob squarepants nickelodeon squidward thirteen thousand dollars yeah i'm gonna pass on that one my guy slightly stained gaming chair two hundred dollars medium-sized tray meg and marge design wow what in the world can i say about that unique original not enough for me to pay a hundred dollars what is that a deer leg with an ash tray on top millings ninety dollars i uh um okay uh no wheelbarrow yeah it's in fantastic condition selling my old white iphone 8 plus 64 gigabyte as you can see from the photos it is very cracked it is also not registering any sim cards apart from that everything else works fine not registering sim cards means it doesn't work and holy god 250 dollars for that i think this is legitimately the only person who was actually on crack and just like that ladies and gentlemen we have come to the end of today's video always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed today's video make sure you drop a like down below and if you really liked it well then make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and until next time we'll catch you later

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Length: 12min 38sec (758 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 22 2020