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what time is it why it is time to waste some delicious nuggets how dare you no i will not pay 95 i will pay just what is that 12 nuggets i can get double that for 10. oh but it comes with french fries all around the side there okay well now it's worth it [Music] hey you're terrifying pterodactyls welcome back to mk my name's jack your voice that smiles the back snack whack dak and today we're looking at some crackhead craigslist i rhyme words well let's go air guitar pick buy one get a second customer guitar pick absolutely free craig stop i can only handle so many good deals can you guess which phone i'm selling that's right it's an android i'm selling a harry potter cloak of invisibility here's some pictures to prove it works see i turned into a doorknob taxidermy mouse ballerina what why is this got five stars who reviewed this someone actually purchased this and why not it's gorgeous ah yep i was waiting for these ushi stickies characters to appear on the subreddit i'm sure your americans have to get these things too but for those who are unaware they're basically little two dollar at most sticky toy things that you get for spending like maybe 30 bucks in store and for some reason that's a rarity and costs 10 grand just no people that this isn't how you make an income dui beanie babies swirly the snail 1999 fifth generation new wow sounds like a rarity too bad it definitely isn't worth that price just accept it you made a bad investment [Laughter] oh no gamer girl bathwater delphine bill too the fact that it's build two horrifies me at the thought that a first one exists no wait that they actually have bath water in it oh oh that is great i thought it was just bad enough with belle delphine being plastered all over the thing powered by the smell of the ocean i see got a small two-seater sports car how about a small one-seater sports boat just drive this thing past the super yacht being like yeah hey how's it going yeah yeah i'm also rich cheeto cheetos boy mean flamin hot cheeto rare find i think these kind of people just stash away their meme lookalikes and when one day when a meme museum opens they can sell it all to that place travis scott fortnite burger receipt it is a light piece of paper with some fading ink it is not what why are there three bids one hundred and eighty dollars for main cakes can personalize seventy dollars each for character cupcakes like the peppa pig one displayed 60 each for emoji cupcakes yeah that makes sense personalized cakes are pretty exp oh peppa oh peppa now what have they done to you you didn't even finish the emoji cupcakes you think you should still take a photo of them oh i guess they left the other emojis down to the loft reaction ps3 with five gabes i mean i know it's just a kitty but for 40 bucks that's a pretty good deal let's be honest people you can have far more fun with a little kitty in a tiny hat than you are with a ps3 with five games antique animal catcher oh that is dark but hey only five bucks oh this is so many questions 25 strong working boy category baby and kids i didn't realize this side encouraged trafficking condition knew never used don't worry little boy someone will touch your pp one day description you can buy him for a week or a day or a month he will live at your house and do your work pay me directly if you want this working boy he takes also pay his pay is 50 cents an hour for working and doing your manual labor oh i got this completely wrong this isn't trafficking no this is just slavery chick-fil-a sauce mmm the financial value i'll take from this will be far less than what it'll actually take to sell it and here we have someone of course buying covet the big sick i would like to meet a female who has covered 19 and just like make out for like an hour my company gives us two weeks paid vacation if we test positive that is separate from our regular pto i would love to take some time off i've been doing everything i can to try and catch it but to no avail not looking for a relationship or anything else just gimme copy 19 thanks would you settle for a bit of the c19 and some hepatitis ah which one yes for sale charming woodland dollhouse my privileged snooty ungrateful daughters have rejected this fully furnished custom-made dollhouse that took me like six weekends to make start the judging and make a damn offer no you shut up ah how ungrateful of those there is something anatomically incorrect about this and biologically and especially morally damaged burger yeah really how how did it get damaged do you want to explain that man i totally know someone who would buy this though just you know cheap meal airpods oh i'm cringing just at the thor yuck i think you need to put a decimal point in between the four and five there buddy obviously rough looking condition from outside but it does snap together and will protect your phone price for flex condition these are expensive yeah i'll give you five bucks to delete and throw out them now very good and clean fan with wooden stand price firm mattress isn't included you know sorry we're not gonna be looking at the mattress there we're focusing on the uh the wooden finish seriously how does breaking your fan pedestal make you think it's worth more 2000 dodge neon highline sedan 4d um you just got fish yeah i've given these boys 174 000 miles you know you've just posted fish right yeah these beauties require a bit of tlc but they'll take you all across the pacific original antique cars fishing rod and glasses set very sexy i'm sorry was this craigslist or tinder i've gotten confused very rarely stored vintage cars glasses and fishing rod lightly used but still in peak condition i would recommend very highly if you're an epic gamer the master of baiting [Music] oh oh i bet you also oh i bet you are i am willing to butter for a 2008 dodge charger or assorted 10 piece chicken mcnuggets need to go on asap as i am moving do not contact me with unsolicited offers 1901 flintstone yabba dabba 2 thousand four two one dollars now look to be fair i'm gonna give this one a pass this baby is history man this deserves to be in a museum iphone xr with fortnite installed well okay i guess installing a video game suddenly makes it worth over nine thousand dollars more can guarantee anyone who plays fortnite on a mobile phone can't afford that wow you can't even tell it apart from the movie one see look no it's legit one to one replica that means it's real yo 549 sales i mean heck even if it's just going for like three dollars a piece that's a pretty good profit 2020 game that's nice and all but i i feel like the only way you can take the shopping cart into a shopping center is if you're at costco reason for selling it's just taking up space in the garage oh gee really in regards to a car sale would you trade it for a riding mower you can pick it up and leave shitty hello if i understand correctly you would like to trade a riding mower for a 19 000 car and we will have to come pick up the mower yeah is it made of gold no it's red these hands buy one get one free also includes a little puppy doggy would you like to pet your puppy i will watch your home any we'll watch your place i'm daniel 58 could do for a couple months if needed free service i'm kind of anti-social so good for no party and virus no spreading will be coming from spokane to clarify he doesn't actually live and take care of the house for you he just stands in front of your yard and watches it great service i gave 5 stars who wants a hoverboard i never said it was a good one come on now be humble look it comes with cracks okay why are people just posting photos of animals to advertise their products here yes that is a very cute stray cat of yours but i i would like to know about your car please starting to make me wonder if all the remains of your car is a stray cat ah sorry buddy someone else already made this joke earlier and executed it better you see they became a doorknob and you well you're just stealing now make us apologist potions then we're docking jared australian gold kangaroo 215. fun fact gold kangaroos actually do like to commonly stash away gold nuggets they find in waterways and things and so you kind of have to fight them if you want to find out where the gold stash is basically they're the australian version of a dragon mixed with a leprechaun now is this all true i don't know ask jared i'm selling my one-year-old baby that shirt is ironic at most i'm really scared about the two ratings here like is julius a triplet custom mcdonald's drum set my god does the costume come included because i'm loving it curve alerts big jar of mayo free large gallon jug of mayo might be full might be partially used might be rancid just saw while walking by won't last long america please explain nike x french fry collab french fries aren't a company they're they're a food just imagining the entire nike company just sitting down the board meeting with a potato we want to make something together scary clown looking chicken wing museum quality piece extra high quality where where is the high quality here what are we comparing it to in terms of quality and i mean where the hell is the cloudy but i mean at least the price isn't insane anymore oven just throw it out i'm selling a mirror all the stickers can come off it is extremely heavy it had that chip on it when i bought it that's okay i'm not concerned about the stickers i'm more concerned about the um the other stickers mcdonald's exclusive the travis scott tactics jack burger in pristine condition uh what if you you have not done that in pristine condition perfect for your next shabby chic brochure do you have a friend who is presently binge watching fixer-upper for the 18th time with a borderline unhealthy obsession for rust do your part to help the environment by rescuing this decrepit cold stamped shovel from the landfill nothing shows affluence like purchasing old stuff yes i'm encouraging you to recycle things by charging an extremely premium price for this terrible product vintage jackalope taxidermy white rabbit bunny horns and there's animal mount hey a fun fact taxidermy is referring to real animals buddy that said good try i'm just gonna quickly casually call the police you're on this weird side hobby of yours fanboy out for a walk south side i've seen you walking around and riding a bicycle in the area of south middle slender and blonde definitely a femme boy if you see this hit me up i got something for you um um what there are two very alternative ways this could go no okay seriously what is this travis scott burger exactly why is it all the range is it a limited edition thing or something i mean is it like the mcrib because i think that thing needs to come back a spacex electrician is trying to sell an sn3 landing leg on facebook i mean i personally thought it was just some metallic toilet someone made at home but yeah we'll go with that too the best bid wins i'm not sure if he's allowed to do this or not but i am certainly tempted to what do you expect to find in a car's trucks and parts facebook group that's right gandalf staff remake of the lord of the rings gandalf staff yes you are right it is a remake oh oh no oh no dempupedic bed for sale in working condition slightly used and like new brand new cost eight thousand dollars we'll let it go for 500 due to only one stain no no no no no no no nice rugged pair of steel tilt cracks new only water to work one day got fired good really used to cash yeah i imagine 200 or best over 100 so 101 then oh no no don't make these a supreme thing oh come on these things are not premium comfort they don't deserve that label hey i got a doll ram that's left in my house this afternoon by the atlantic county swat team trying to make 40 effort to replace my door well if anything it's a great tool to get people out of your house when you're done socializing nintendo switched joycon controller knife blade holder grip custom i guess you could say this custom setup is a cut above the rest that was terrible i will stab you wow we a baby blue cigarette holder now half of you will be looking at this thinking that's um that's all right that seems to be a stupid but understandably cosmetic and premium product while the other half of you are going to notice there is something very wrong about this and i'm trusting you if you do know this not to let it out if you give it away in the comments i will unlife you very slowly with like a spoon or something just chasing you for years on end slapping your face with a spoon free thumbtack because why why not just why not collector's edition camping how is that a collector's oh is this the one that breaks me jesus where's the rest of the set with this to make it a collector's edition what has the dining set piece turned into like a portable bath or something i really want to know looking for a married woman recently cheated on mad and scorned who is willing to sell her husband's tools for cheap okay this guy he knows how to use facebook marketplace tooth fairy looking girl one night with my son what so my son's a late bloomer and at 26 he's just losing his baby teeth and he wanted to leave them for the tooth fairy so i went in at night to put 10 bucks under his pillow and i found a note that said am i cute yes or no and he's my only son so of course i put yes well the next time he lost a tooth i found a note under there with a lot of dirty love talk for the tooth fairy and i i didn't want him to get upset so i wrote one back and it's kind of escalated from there i am not proud this kid's almost out of teeth so i'm gonna need some fairy looking girl to go to town on him pretty soon or this whole thing's gonna come crashing down yeah yeah this is what's happening in our world travis scott book again bitten by travis scott someone in the comments explained travis scott to me like generally i do not want to google them i want simply someone else to explain them to me 1972 ford country square where golden castle it's a truck no it's a wagon no it's a dwelling it's super wagon want something completely different this ford country square station wagon dwelling is a show-stopper draws a crowd every time there's only one like it yeah look if i'm looking for something on gta 5 sure i'll take a gander handmade tree trunk light so you cut a tree and put a light bulb on it well done oh yeah this uh samsung galaxy x5 it's that's slightly used but well if you needed help practicing nofap here you go i have a hornet's nest for sale for 100 bucks our best offer it's an excellent condition okay now i'm pretty sure the hornet's nest is owned by the hornets you can't exactly sell it from them i think they take you to court for that and i've seen b movie they get serious xbox one controller i am i've made some bad choices on it you can just tell in their youth they genuinely thought this would work yeah i just put some orange up here and on the side there and it's like a sports car yeah slightly used chicken wing fifty dollars only nip for about three minutes now have the original pair of wings for sale held off on selling the fed like even nine thousand plus replies i mean they're not safe for food consumption they've been left in the exact same spot since posts ah so for a week then hot oil bath for girls only five dollars that's no catch what a bargain definitely worth it sensual massages for girls full body central massages oil baths shaving genital area sensual buffs bikini professional studio private discreet all run by a very lonely overweight 35 to 50 year old man be quick ladies because just like the guy who's watching you do all this it won't last long have godzilla no i'm pretty sure that sonic it's the evil sonic ooh deputy douche of fan art for you today's beautiful work is by death by violet some fan arts they worked hard on and they're happy with what they did with the letters in the hands oh yay someone's actually happy with what they did for once i love that that's actually really cool love the artsy letters the hands oh man that is that is creepy but like in the best way like when i see my sister's face i'm kidding my sister isn't creepy she's she's just ugly thanks so much for the work death by violet beautiful lovely stuff look forward to some more future artwork and hey would you like to see your artwork on the latest videos well then post your artwork in the mk subreddit goose we obviously get so many of them but we do go through them all so please post them in there so we can see the future ones in the future videos now with all that said it is the end of this video in which if you're this far in i have to say thank you for watching you are an amazing person i love that you stick around to the end be sure to like this video make sure you subscribe links to other stuffs in the description and if you'd like to see more content and you have some more time to procrastinate why not check out some more videos on the channel say hi to robert and lexi for me but with all that said my name's been jack you have been a lovely person to ramble at as always and i look forward to seeing you next time bye

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Id: ZJCbJ-v1JW8

Length: 18min 22sec (1102 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 21 2020