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anyone wants some free coaches free coaches free you mean roaches absolutely that's what they meant hello everybody welcome back to MK my name is Robin and today I'm gonna be reading some posts from our slash crackhead Craigslist so let's jump right into it shall we large baby Yoda plush handmade toy 14 inches Oh Oh a K stuffed-animal the child Mandalorian it looks incredibly creepy couch 180 dollars small red wine stain but in good condition must sell quickly leaving the country tomorrow one hundred and eighty dollars our best offer I will give you four dollars I don't want this are twenty dollars okay I'm on my way man Kuro shake Pyrus $14 a plush toy to help teach how the virus can easily be passed on also can be used as a gift to someone you don't like holy cow van Gogh painting probably not the original one two hundred dollars two hundred and it's not even an original come on ashtray six dollars clearly slightly used but in good condition I guess tooth out $89 posted two years ago it's still on there after two years armadillo seven thousand four hundred and nineteen dollars well let's take a oh oh that's not right a real taxidermy duckling that died of natural causes then was professionally mounted which I can include with him or if preferred I can include something more artificial I can install a magnet for a pacifier if requested for free but as of now he has no magnets he weighs about 13 pounds Donald's adoption fee is 1199 dollars USD with free priority insured shipping in the continental US he will come shipped in a vintage suitcase with extra accessories like I always do enjoy shares welcomed and appreciated 2003 Ford Taurus car runs great $900 yep you can definitely tell it's an early 2000s model 10% off any supplies $16 oh my god what supplies snowmobile parts 8650 $8.00 located in northern Maine in Caswell near limestone currently parting out the following sleds many other sleds already stripped not much newer than a 2007 2002 Arctic Cat Pantera 601 36 yeah it looks like crap some chicken schnitzel $5.00 yeah no thanks custom slippers $15 custom slippers any picture or words on them $15 with the slippers included that's crafty portable crapper $1000 a portable crapper no longer required good condition great for avoiding the hook up and go hashtag toilet paper not included oh that figures genuine fans display shelves 30 pounds well it's good to know I won't have to sell my souls to get it Oh $20 car slash skateboard goes hard never seen one like it okay sure rustic table 80 pounds rustic handmade garden table offers iro Dudek Ovid 19 collection only this is a once in a lifetime offer as we've run out of wood oh man that makes me sad ford larry at crew cab 4x4 $6,000 out is rough inside his leather it's in good shape cold a/c a lot if new parts top of motor is new cold air intake 50-inch LED light bar wanting to trade what you got has to run to drive great what you have excuse me hundreds of rope controls $2.00 each ancient Roman bottle $300 in ancient Roman bottle that's six inches tall I compared price to what's selling online I have a collection of Egyptian / Roman artifacts that were left to me and this is one of them yeah good luck with that reborn baby boy from Russia for sale or trade one thousand two hundred and thirty four dollars five hundred sixty-seven cents originally $1200 so please make a reasonable offer he / she is the Frieda kit weighs about 6 pounds and is about 23 inches long has rooted curly human hair and has a magnet for a soother fits three to six month clothes and is really cuddles made and from Russia needs salt ASAP or we'll just keep it it is a sold out kit perfect condition and no flaws I haven't had him for more than a couple weeks comes with a few outfits will trade or sell make an offer used razor blades $20 description there gotta be more than a thousand blades of here gallon bag in the a rare peanut $69 nice 69 ramen flavor packets $15 also nice used ps3 remote $15 needed gone $50 no lowball offer work like new somehow I really doubt that princess potty chair dog food bowl water dish one-of-a-kind art $25.00 now this is cute the princess potty chair water ball for the dog we figure dogs drink out of the toilet anyways can also be used as a dog food bowl then if you have kids guess you could train them on it as well the possibilities are endless with this little chair for the princess in your life whether it be human or canine or feline winky-face if interested email a phone number and we can make arrangements cool stuff police car light $70 works good somehow I don't think that's legal trailer hitch snowplow free oh I see that it's sold alright we're good then homemade organic burrito nice and fresh started eating in the chicken was pink thought someone else might like it ah Salmonella is my favorite flavor perfect for college student unemployed to join me for some nude platonic conversation female only your place or mine this pays a flat rate of $35 an hour if you want to get drunk first I'll buy you as much alcohol as you would like I can pick you up and drop you off if you need me to because of that virus I have the entire week off with nothing to do I'm already bored obviously though your looks age weight are not all that important I do ask that you attach a pic thanks national reel mower 150 dollars needs more work of a parts machine but would work if new motor was installed was that post in English free anime babe angel painting and jalapeno Cheetos I have this very hot painting I did of my ex-girlfriend is a dark wing and anime angel hot babe unfortunately she dumped me on Xmas Eve very cold I don't want to see her flying around and looking cute anymore so my pain is your treasure I did the painting in oil acrylic water-based paint I also have some jalapeno Cheetos that I won't ever eat so if you come by to get my babe painting say hello to a free snack - even if you don't want the Cheetos I'd rather you take them so they would stop weirding me out in my house I can deliver the painting / snack or you can pick up or we could meet in a public space I just want to unload this angel email me thank you painting one-of-a-kind $1,000 yeah I'll say it's one-of-a-kind oh my god octopus figure model statue sculpture painted 20 pounds yo I want that nipples pierced willing to make a woman get her nipples pierced free of charged at a licensed shop I've done this in the past for other women as well that's not very comforting I have a shower floor $60 I have a shower floor is new don't have the box head is sitting in my basement the Box got damaged so best offer again was that in English del digital jukebox like iPod has 20 gigabytes charger included excellent condition will not erase buyer can delete if not your type of music and hey only $50 that's a good deal I guess recently came across multiple decayed cats and a giant opossum I know these are considered antiques for most and a lot of people view mummified animal carcasses as a huge collectible I have a large bag full of these carcasses not sure how many years old but very old oh look at that only $800 good deal oh okay I see they're using the standard advertising approach a lot of youtubers used to use this one and oh a heart-shaped potato monk heads $1 all thank God they meant the fish Oh minion coffin free kid-sized my son grew out of it what the heck does that mean he grew out of it have you ever played the game Minecraft if you have you might enjoy this book it's all about a boy who spawned in Minecraft and fights the ender dragon can he survive find out what happens in this adventure book is that another JK Rowling book melted crayon canvas perfect for the kids room yeah if you want to damage him forever meet Damian oh that's what he looked like it's good to put a voice to a face one stray meatball minimal hairs made with christ-like love and spite for my present form only twenty bucks okay let's do it brand new bed only a few years old brand new bed lightly used five hundred dollars firm well I do like me a firm mattress matching chairs yeah only because the cat got both of them I'm making homemade masks inbox me to place your personalized mask before it's too late what does she mean by too late like before I'm dead or before she decides to stop making them Jesus and Mary only 260 pounds Wow you know those are actually really wait a minute is that snow white Lincoln Park hybrid theory album $15 selling it for just a tad more because I like it more the case doesn't close and it is a little correct nothing wrong with the disc lighter twenty-eight dollars I wonder if he's willing to barter a little bit leg twenty dollars you know what I guess you never really know when you might need an extra one Olive Garden leftovers seven dollars wow that's almost as much as not Olive Garden leftovers great running snowblower use two seasons three hundred dollars our best offer wife abandoned household running around took kids from home stole eight thousand dollars in taxes from household won't tell me where kids are likely going to be keeping out of school left me broke to wait for payday two weeks away raising money for lawyer custom made kits toy $38 yeah no no no no no no just no key racks still for sale five hundred dollars sold missing the top to the water holder other than that it works perfectly and hey $40 that's not terrible the infinity sanitizer only a dollar man Thanos could have just sort of skipped past all that crap and gotten one of those instead 1987 Toyota Camry Hummer yeah somehow that just doesn't seem right to me hey everyone I just moved here from Baltimore and the person who lived here before left this hideous but gorgeous if you buy it thing in the living room I'm a vegan and cannot even look at it without gagging can pick up in Neptune Beach only serious enquiries please five hundred dollars is not bad for a hot dog of that size sleep under my brother's horse only $49 a night horse warmth will keep you warm a bond will be formed I will only warn you once do not touch the horse honestly better than a lot of the hotels I've stayed at 20:20 Honda Accord $25,000 driven 124 thousand miles yeah you can kinda tell it was in an accident though various home items free in stock okay rent a Christian boyfriend for the holidays for all family gatherings 27 years experience gathering professional you know what I can actually use one of those if I'm being completely honest with you headboard what does that say on there uh-oh I mean okay dinosaurhead 650 dollars are we sure that's not just a really weird-looking potato 1500 firm great condition hmm I don't know about that man American Girl doll original American Girl doll gently-used collector's item could use a little restore work occasionally says church prayers in Reverse don't have batteries or voice box so I'm not really sure how it works found locked in a safe encased in concrete with a warning label to never open my loss your gain only blinks and stares at you when you sleep it tried to put a pillow over the dog's face so not pet friendly serious enquiries only god bless ya he better be blessing well there you have it ladies and gentlemen that has been our slash crackhead Craigslist again my name is Robin and if you enjoyed this video make sure to mash that like button and hey make sure to subscribe and hit that notification bell because if you're not doing that then what are you really doing alright well that's all she wrote until next time I'll be seeing you around [Music]

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Length: 13min 54sec (834 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 13 2020