TOP r/HMMM OF ALL TIME

[Music] i'll see the big problem here just a little crocodile riding his dad going to school maybe going to the park who knows mind your own business oh oh that poor fella imagine you're going to school right and you're on your way home from school this is after the whole day the whole 8 hour school day and you're on your bike like oh boy can't we get home to mom and dad and you drive right through wet cement in the bike and you can see his bike he was trying to steer see he was trying to make his way out but uh just didn't work and so he had to have the walk of shame and you could see his footprints however an everlasting reminder of uh the tom foolery that took place that day this man is intimidation this man is fear my whole body trembles whenever he is near i'm sorry that i gotta keep up these horrible jokes but this is uh this is too good for me to not say it because this is the apple that keeps the doctor away for good you see that staff he's ready to rock and roll red delicious gotta love him oh hey the prince is rocking it the prince is rocking the wig he snatched it and now he wears it i like it look at that smile it's a smile of pure joy bliss and confidence my mom said i could be whatever i wanted to be so i became a giant sunfish bring me the water for i must swim is my man using a he's using the cannon as an ash that's not how you use a camera that's not how you use a camera at all my guy i think on the user manual that's actually not even in the um in the how you use manual you can't get to my man he is completely fortified you try sneaking into his base he'll thank you out with the power of potassium and that's just the tea [Laughter] bread man has be he is filled with rage at what you've done to his brethren and now it is time that the birds pay the ultimate price this image is actually the first one to make me go hmm in my mind i was like huh because my first thought is the logistics of this would this actually work because you would think you know the logistics that it wouldn't work you know we're so used to seeing bikes with regular handlebars but perhaps it does work confusion i am confusion normal sight in america nothing to see here this is in every walmart now you need some bullets just a couple of quarters and it'll be on your way with a full magazine god bless america ralph killed piccolo in a completely cold act no remorse no second thought ralph plummeted through piccolo's chest and um a little upset that this is what we had to see on the timeline oh this kitty cat's up to no good [Laughter] all those bright glowing eyes mean danger my guy wake up wake up now it took me longer than it should have realized that this girl's wearing cheese i was really confused for a second i was like well what's wrong this young lady's wearing a nice drought it's cheese she's got the craft single look on who's she wearing velveeta another food related one but she's having a bit of a spa day with assorted pringles looks like we got what sour cream and onion and original okay interesting choice are you sure this isn't a cursed image i feel like this was not from cursed images this just has a very threatening aura you got mom pop the two kids and then bucko the clown sitting on top of his old axes with his trusty hatchet and who's the who's the dude whose arm is just out of in frame who is that is he even the is he even a person he's even supposed to be there god i hate family reunions oh yeah you know that's what i like to see baby oh yeah show me that reproductive system come on just pull the pull the panties down a little bit let me see the uterus in action oh yeah damn baby is that the small intestine [Laughter] yo okay so my grandpa you know when he passes he'd love one of these drive himself to his own funeral because he's just that kind of man he doesn't want to be doesn't want anything done for him you know and that's fine we'll give him one of these girl what are you doing with that much corn why do you need that much corn where would you go with that much corn up the escalator is clearly not the option it seems you're struggling to find the correct angle to uh proceed on the escalator perhaps you made a miscalculation [Laughter] can we just take a look at everyone's face here the the collective shock the the priest here is shocked the ladies are shocked the men are shy i think the men are more humored than shocked you see that small grin on the shorter dude's face he is very pleased with this hat but that baby took a full face plant oh did you get stung by a bug or did you did you get stung by a bug and now your faces are swollen oh what a cute little guy a little chunky boy they've chosen you all these little chickens these quail i think are these chickens or quail oh no but they've chosen this cat as their new leader speaking of oh dear i just realized what's going on you don't do listen the poor boy still alive give him a chance to pass first the dog bit you nothing wrong with poor guy that is such a genuine look of no on the dog's face i don't know why my first thought was to make a five nights at freddy's joke like my heart wanted to say the bite of 87 but that's a dead meme at this point kind of like the kid who died in the bite of 87. that horse is hungry i said it last time i'll say it this time who wants to go for a ride in my mega truck come on hop in becky we're going shopping and the whole store is coming with okay you understand ma'am these uh i love the clothes they're wearing but they're they're um they're a bit confused on how to work that computer it's not there's no outlet to plug that into you wonder why you're www.blackscreen.com it's because the computer's off you fix this man right now he would not be playing football the the english football not the american kind not patriot pigskin no three this man is uh yo got something about his chicken arms really really stresses me out looks like if he flexes too hard his elbows are gonna snap someone angered the final boss oh and it's right outside the church too that's that's lucifer baby and my name's damian time to go help my dad what a cool guy what a cool guy he's got a budweiser right next to him too open the door hey you done i was just chilling in the fridge with my budweiser you gotta come in and grab a swig it's okay i won't oh judge i know you said you're off alcohol but just to just the swig i'm a cool pizza that's what he'd sound like this is how i will take flight johnny come on the fans we're gonna we're gonna see god oh look at that little guy do you got is that hot wait what happened here did you jump in a mud my dude you're looking awfully proud of yourself you know i remember this battle people versus dolphins of 93 it was honestly a pretty pretty high body count on this war now the dolphins come chattering with their special echolocation language the people screaming and you know it was it was all over sea world can't wait to go back next year this is just a florida bathroom this is nothing special we see this every day group of flamingo right in the bathroom a bunch of hay on the floor just a normal bathroom in florida oh dear i don't like that one bit why would you get this as a toy for a child here honey i got you a face hugger why i want you to grow up damaged i'd say three months old perfect time to break out the alien references all right honey this is what we call a face hugger now um don't be too sad when the when the face hugger inevitably hugs your face um and takes your life it's just part of the fun part of the nice family fun all right good night dear i'm clocking the doors hey this cat this cat's on something else and i like it i love it a lot in this cat's honey i shrunk the kitty at least her head she's got that another day another caber this time from the canine a k-9 with a camber is something i'm not cool with i'm not cool with the canine caber not one bit and we're going for a ride he's got the skeleton's got such a nice look on him it's such a happy little pilot i'm i'm really i'm i'm i'm enthralled by how happy my skeleton pilot is wherever he takes me i know he meant to oh wait no it's not a real ball or a real person rather it's a doll but not a real problem i was looking that i was looking at it like wait i was trying to observe the photo figure out what's going on no the cat snuck into the dollhouse and it fits so nature calls and she sits he didn't put the glock in the sandal diddy he put the glock right in the sandal that's it that's a dad holster if i've ever seen one [Music] who took minnie me out to the club hey oh yeah yeah it's right up four foot three but guess what baby i got enough stamina to keep you up all night yeah that's right why you wanna come out you wanna you wanna talk to me huh what they listen i don't need no clothes on in the club i'm four foot three my name is davey [Laughter] underwear shoes that's it that's my wardrobe that's how i walk around down all right underwear and shoes that's how i stroll around the petropolis [Music] he's sweating too my guy has got some perspiration kung fu panda but he's a mech oh dude jack black look at this image okay jablinski games i know you're out there watching this take note talk to pixar make it happen why is this oddly lonely this is this makes me sad more than anything else this is the only human contact you're getting throughout the day is holding the hand of the subway rail oh boy oh zoo mama i don't like that one bit you put them back where it came from or so help me god sarah what happened you know i tried to break out they said sneak through the sewers so i did and uh how about i ended up here and i i i can't get out listen if you take me back to joe that's fine i just i'm waist deep in in poopoo water just please get me out of here is that the nickelodeon gamecube dude you you cut out breath of the wild for the wii u wait breath of the wild came out for the wii u ah well tickle me surprise i thought it was a switch thought it was just a switch release well this is one way to use children's toys once they've grown out of them there's a cursed comment abortion joke in here somewhere though i just know it speaking of weird anime inspiration come real life death skates no but seriously unless you're constantly balancing on your toes or your heels you are not going to be out of skating those okay who's been messing with the reality stone again guys i swear to god this is the last time i'm looking at you core just cry about the fact you can't afford the other console like everyone else [Music] now imagine the water is acid nothing out of the ordinary here just two mermaids boxing in their backyard now this is water sports when you're sitting on public transport and hear someone's phone vibrate next to you and then you realize that wasn't their phone okay i've seen videos of people doing this to their chickens everywhere and i will never stop loving it just look at it look at its little arms they're just always in a buff pose like you want to go bro come on let's do it and they say going bold is a bad thing unlimited suction say what you want you have to admit this is an effective tactic to stop losing the remote looks like someone woke up halfway through getting devoured by freddy krueger if you don't know that reference then why are you making me feel old come on this is very trippy and confusing to look at until you clearly notice that this is transformers actually when did the first transformers movie come out i'm curious 2007 jesus oh i assumed maybe 2013 or something jeez i'm going through like a quarter life crisis right now man again damn it course stop using the reality stone to make your eraser more erasable okay what is it with men's bodies and their ability with suction okay first we have the bold guy now we have this dude i am afraid of what i'm gonna see next oh thank goodness it's just a reminder that there's a demon living in my basement that just looks like a cat man yes demon no no no no no all right i'm done no no no no no no no you don't do that to my eye i cannot look at it i'm not even looking at it i'm just looking away look at the wall that is a nice wall [Music] fancy and stylish on the outside basic and cheap on the inside just like me i'm pretty sure those battery packs would melt or explode before being able to cook this thing oh he's playing minecraft on my computer with less than 10 mods installed oh yeah that thing's getting cooked what is this thing made out of and how is it not tipped over yet i know we can clearly reference this as being toad's cup let's just imagine that for a second a society where everyone's cars are designed as hats personally i choose a fedora so that way everyone tries to avoid me on the roads because they think i'm a creepy neckbeard oh my god no you guys don't take a photo of me i'm so embarrassed this is a coffee mug i would not dare drink with around police though could you imagine attempting to rob a bank only showing half the coffee cup to try and make people think you have an actual gun attention passengers could the person who has given up on men collect their luggage from the arrivals area thank you now this anime wife is too basic nothing unique about oh those mismatched nike sandals marry me this cute kitty is experiencing the reality of every retail worker who returns from shift fight on against the karen soldiers fight on never thought i'd come across something where giving in more eyes makes it look cuter [Laughter] okay but i think them having a bath is just tripping them out looks like someone's enjoying some vitamin d i had to make that joke of course i did it's still morning for me shut up i can do what i want i can't tell if maybe that's a scar or something but is is he sad why is he sad well looks like i'm gonna have a hard time repairing this now stop quit stop hitting me okay okay i'll stop i'll stop making those jokes i'm sorry this is very cute but please don't attempt the other parts of the scene okay you will you will not survive honestly i'm just impressed this cat is so chilled seeing the fact that there's two like bodies right beside it let alone its servants feet are inside them keep it g ready guys just keep it g rated let's move along nothing to see here just a cat in someone's pants just move along oh my god this is horrifying i'm just going for a stroll okay again what is with all these self-portraits of my sister on this subreddit [Music] [Laughter] oh my god [Music] [Laughter] if this ain't the most perfect symbolism of a relationship that is working day 127 i've managed to gain trust of the locals finally however no customers have wanted to purchase me yet i'm running low on supplies and resources and i can't find a way out either way it seems i've gotten myself into a rather large pickle i can see this is funny but if you know what dolphins are actually like and do then you'd find this very terrifying swim away little girl swim away oh what how why are they all sticky together i don't how why are you smiling at this oh gee this is no better than the bee thing this is no better than the bee thing no you wanted to turn left at the motorway that's where you went wrong buddy oh sorry mandy let me just reverse yeah an adorably fluffy dog being adorably badass what more could you want ah okay i think there was a lapse in judgment that occurred here not judging you for it just concerned with your purchase okay no why why why are you powering the controller with the phone or the phone with the controller what are you achieving here i imagine this is how someone in the 1910s would think uh headsets would work in the future when we're playing games and stuff like you'd literally call them with your controller it's the circle of life but it doesn't work in this case okay ladies we're gonna move on to the cleaning kitty pose now so get those legs nice and straight in the air remember to breathe [Laughter] i love that the angle of the officer's heads looks like there's if they're actually facing towards where the head would be i mean you got to admit this is freaking genius blasphemy waifu i don't care what your alcohol tolerance level is that is not safe and this is no better jesus i'm pretty sure you shouldn't use water on electrical fire buddy that no no no no no oh god damn it no you know what this is cute look if a simple-minded creature like a cat can follow this kind of rules then i'm sure humans could too why why can't we follow these rules i'm hoping this motorbike has very good suspension otherwise that baby is going for a ride not to mention it'll likely be death by the time it's two when your family won't let you get a cat you be the cat damn seagulls took my chips now they took my shoes hey your children are next oh the bone anatomy of a balloon dog i didn't want this who who wanted this did anyone say they wanted this no this is a familiar scene from some movie i do not know what it is but i am remembering it oh my goodness this is so nostalgic for some reason what is this scene from this is very creative for making it look like the landscape is as pretty as if the house wasn't there in the first place but then you also consider the fact that that is going to be reflecting the sun everywhere like you need one umbrella over your head and one in front of your face to get to this house hey guess who they're reading to their children see it's worse when you don't do the dumb pun oh boy it's this image from a while back yeah nah nah i still don't like it if this is your first time seeing this image welcome welcome welcome to our nightmares okay dude bro i'm sorry but your car just didn't look aerodynamic enough i'm sorry for insulting it earlier it just it it's dumb like you gotta know that buddy it's dumb just taking the car for a drive honey i'll wear too wherever i want hey pig how do you say beer can in jamaican i don't think that's very funny john we heard you like denim jeans yeah and denim shirts get ready for denim kitchenware no ah damn it he's figured out how to put me in standby mode get a cat they said it'll make the home more homely they said they don't damage the property like dogs do they said oh my goodness who is this person playing saxophone so majestically with these swans i love them i want to marry them man i'm always going to love those teachers who actually take part in fun jokes like this with students i mean this is a joke right he isn't capable of actually doing this i am taking my kids out of the school oh god steve you said they hate it brand this does not work with my phobia yeah we see some of you commenting asking us to read from the bread staple to random things subreddit and this is as close as you're gonna get delicious rice and ice cubes don't forget that nice dressing of tomato sauce considering how serious and dangerous a police officer's job is he wouldn't be wielding this katana if he didn't know how to use it which i feel makes it extra terrifying damn i feel like this dude saves a ton of electricity costs when it comes to heating up rooms he looks like he could just warm you up just by putting his hand on you not to mention put your shampoo and conditioning routine to shame look at those luscious locks yeah be careful walking behind these dividers to get changed so you don't accidentally grate your skin off oh my god it's just like minecraft well depending on the version you're playing come on it's really the open mouth smiles that are just selling this for me damn the police budget must be getting tight if they haven't resort to old equipment though thanks to one youtuber every time i see that helmet all i think of is swagger souls i just think it's him hey bro we heard you like bass so we completely ruined your car you're welcome it's got brilliant sound you can't drive it anywhere without getting pulled over and it's got excellent sound that's it's that's all it's got man we took out the wheels too i know there's that saying dress for the job you want but i don't think that really works when it comes to a car attention everyone i have an announcement hang on just give me a sec oh hang on it's it's there it's there personally i've made a killing through the anarchy happening in america right now as my associates and i wait what i mean bork bark woof funny dog have you tried dmt approach really good stuff i feel like this is only absurd because no one else has thought of it yet seriously this innovation of thinking is what's gonna get us to mars oh no even baby yoda's getting political now the things i rely on for avoiding issues is now getting into those issues go for that funky monkey that literally scared the i can't look at that photo oh wow that yup this is why i'll never dare play horror games this is creative what would make it hmm and therefore more terrifying is if it started moving i mean not only is his nose not covered anyway he he's using he's using contos man today's content has a lot of relevancy to people who talk smack but have nothing to show for it like oh yeah that's the kawasaki ninja oh definitely yep bet it sounds just like it too you like snapping photos of my older sister liberty no i'm sorry bro i didn't know man how about i snap something of you oh lord phil swift has some new competition i just sawed this police car in half i know this is just a computer but for some reason it still gives me some gory dissection vibes it just makes me uncomfortable to look at it i mean not like me i'm not the discomforting thing am i oh god well wait no is this is this real like wouldn't they need to dry it too i just i am so confused if this is actually a thing or not i keep trying search terms but it just keeps advertising clean energy for me god damn it this is some slightly creepy abstract pokemon art and i actually love it pikachu looking like he's probably eaten from the parasect there but you know i'm sure he's doing good honestly i fully endorse this method now if he also had a generator zipped in a wheeled luggage suitcase that would just be bonus see this is the kind of cosplaying i would pay to see at conventions like screw the actual recreating from actual shows let's just make our own versions of them i think my favorite that i've ever seen would have to be four guys i came across who are wearing samurai armor made out of beer cardboard boxes seriously genius stuff whoever they are if you're out there i love you i can't tell if it's already hit the mattress or if it's just about to but either way this bear has no idea how this is happening right now wait i i touched the ground why am i back up here no looks like someone wants to go outside but not have to socialize or talk to anyone today ladies and gentlemen we did it we've beaten ps5 at its own game just get some white plastic pieces on the side for extra the seat god damn it i can't aim can't even do my own washing what am i worth anymore you know if our bones were thick like this we could do so many more reckless things without injury it would actually be really beneficial hi there you didn't pay for your happy meal so i'm gonna take your chocular flag control this is air force one we're making a decent now for timmy's surprise birthday well hold up there we don't see you on our radar we're just gonna dive bomb into the building over what ah there you go see but you forgot the ps3 now you gotta try and fit that in as well i'm starting to feel like these aren't people parroting the designs these are people who actually work for playstation trying to cover with concept designs this blacksmith would definitely unfairly inflate the cost of his wares and i would be fine with it because he's just so fluffy and cute what is your confession my child nothing really i was just wondering if god could smite my servant why is that it doesn't give me enough treats so yeah you know off with them looks like someone farted in their suit and forgot to enable airflow some would say this is weird i would say this is a pro gymnast in training honestly hope that dad does stretches and stuff for his back and neck otherwise that's going to be killing him when he's older hmm not the coolest thing to make a computer out of but i'll take it wait it's all legos always has been see what even a bird can do it even a seagull knows how to socially distance and he isn't even affected by it the babies they come to feed they come to feed the poor little blue crayon getting nothing he's the he's the runt of the litter the shame give him some food boys move move aside hello i have the my question is who opened the door this is what i want to know because the door is there who opened it the knock first that's my other question that they knocked before opening and they just opened that door in the rudely like uh the monsters inc closet doors just ended up in the wrong spot this ain't weird my man's just got a backpack wandering around trying to get himself a bite to eat and maybe a couple souvenirs this is how i was walking around socal the good boy gets all the tennis balls he's so happy look at him maybe it's just cause all those tennis balls are stretching his uh his poor mouth out but he looks like he's having a great time you know i hate it when people try to steal my food so i started putting bolt locks on these boys combination locks on my banana so no one can take it they'll show you food thiefs is my man going to the bathroom on a hoverboard this begs the question because i don't see the toilet anywhere either where what kind of bathroom is my man in i'm very there's a lot of questions here looks like he's standing up straight is the toilet even there or is this just a respawn point it's okay bro find the belt for you i understand find the belt for you because when you're sagging you got to have a belt that holds the pants at the right sag angle but don't make it look like you're trying to pull your pants up it's a hard decision stretching out my god those are giant those are gigantic yo who who owns this pair this is just a sad man there's a lot of questions i have here number one is how do you end up in this situation because this was pre-planned this was pre-coordinated okay my man had to balance all these and then have someone go to take a picture it looks like an old picture too it looks like a dude from like the 90s it's like this would be great it's funny [Laughter] no poor guys oh you got a face full of what the cat's like oh poor cat oh close close that box he was having some me time okay oh the cat's like oh close the door you're letting all the stank out yeah i love marshmallow my favorite artist plays off an hp laptop is that an alienware what are you using there what laptop is that in your two dvd cases sick love a performance that's the pennywise slide go down and meet him in the sewer float with him dude that kid is by the grace of god he is taking flight too just right into the sewer right in there well i don't like that i don't know if i'm just tired of hallucinating this image or if uh there's a car inside that car if so talk about a compact vehicle that is the tiniest teeth bro that is so tiny oh you got tiny little chompers yo oh it's adorable your tiny little teeth dude your tiny little teeth and that's a bounce house in the graveyard a little bit of joy to a dark situation grandpa just died bring the bounce house over the kids won't know the difference ah god bless god bless the american office chair sit on the eagle feel an intense sense of pride and i know i'm not looking at what i think i'm looking at i know this isn't an umbilical cord phone charger i was in a good mood really was up until the umbilical cord phone charger whose idea no really whose idea i want to fight him that's the moon landing but look i bet y'all didn't know this because the secret to the moon landing is that my man was hiding there the whole time he was getting his sand castle bought on and he's smiling the whole way through love that champion smile [Laughter] oversized load coming through we gotta get this car when the funeral is at an airport nice oh that's just grim oh that's just grim that's [Applause] that's cursed that's not a that's not a that's a cursed image dude oh dude i love your house what's your painting uh hey dude did you get that commission they're proposing with a ds ain't that cute they're going to have a little tablet as a baby is that the communist crusader deus volt comrades i'm not too sure what i'm supposed to be taking for this image it just looks like he's being a being a palette braiding her hair this is what it looks like to me i don't know what i'm supposed to be picking up from this and this is just a party what do you have a problem with the cat a cat's hitting the nae nae and another one's flossing my dude's playing the accordion like a pro weird al would be proud stop looking at him like that man he's making him freak out [Laughter] can't move dog repo'ed did you just pay three dollars to watch something smash i'm trying to understand this here cause those are gonna break no matter what is this a real vending machine or is this just a is this a gimmick because i want the wine glass for two bucks but it's gonna smash yo this dog this dog a pro gamer what's he playing cs overwatch dota what's my guy playing what's my pooch what's my pooch pal playing speaking of pooch pals look at this cute little guy oh look at him smile at his owner like you're sneaking me in did that duck just drift that duck's burning rubber and you know what god bless him god bless him god bless that duck burning rubber i don't know what that voice is but i like it there are two geese there too i just realized listen i'm all for body mods but the hamster did nothing to you the hamster did absolutely nothing he you've someone put air in my boy he's deflated yo my dude's got a physique what is going on here they're taken in 2012. what's going there's so much to you know observe in this is that the hype man there in the red what's this band and are they still together stalagmites on the car looking like winter frozen mad max i like it looking like the the frosty the snowman mad max edition how does that even work out that has to be intentional there's no way are those stalagmites what is that oh that's just eddie murphy that's just eddie murphy i like that's a nice there's a nice murphy i like that murphy and you're driving down the highway and seeing eddie murphy's big freaking face staring at you my man just respawned and photobombed on accident i'm so sorry did they not hear the scream there has to be a yell attached to that fall there's no way that's a silent drop she is so distressed and every parrot here paulie wants a cracker and they're gonna get their crackers go ahead whip out the saltines baby whip them out oh that just hurts to look at my dudes got the black foot from walking on the road oh hey dude my skateboards not working right it's part of my floor it's part of my floor can you fix it for me please my dude yummy yummy egg wash flour deep fried iphone can't get enough of it yum yummy all right yum don't do it don't use the caber on him dude don't use the caber he spotted the furries and he's like in my convention center won't allow it no way connected to the braces right to the light oh my girl you've harnessed ultimate unlimited power unlimited power everybody gangster till the snake dog get a knife my dude's tech decking it he's tech decking it oh i love it shout out to tech decks [Music] shout out to sally forearms can hug two people at once all right and shout out to my man in the barrel look at his smile look at this smug grin he's like i can't get out did you dress up as the pot of greed yo i love me a pot agreed i love your energy is that the dad from eric andre is that tyler the creator's father oh that's not a that's an oh that cat is comforting that duck it's gonna be okay duck friend hey look it's the minecraft cube the only true representation of earth someone put a sewer rat inside of mike i opened up my popeyes kfc chicken and found a rat the rat was completely battered twice and fried it was intentional who gave me a rat in my chicken goose surfing the waves that's the gnarliest goose i've ever seen and that's the most suspicious goose i've ever seen that's not a goose that's a man that's a man [Laughter] day 23 i've still been blending in very peaceful we're just you know swinging on the house on the hell swing set [Laughter] something's not right here guy your tattoos are off center been bleeding onto your background my man's sucking the tee in he's not blowing it out he has the most powerful suction of all time hey yo don't mess with the jazz crew on fourth street they're gonna play you a beautiful symphony okay they come strapped all right it's beautiful music thanos pope thanos pope thanos pope thanos pope thanos pope he's here to unite the entire world not divide it in half oh high toad some awfully strong leg muscles you got there toad god that's grody go on sit down use the bathroom if you feel a sensation it's intentional i built this monument for me it's my favorite monument made out of pure gold and baby skin [Laughter] trumpiticus tower a three-minute car wash and just above the army the army is ready but are you you're not gandalf you can use magic what are you doing using a horse in the modern is that a wake board you have as well wizards are weird man wizards are weird this is intentional i like this this is this is uh this is some cool stuff oh he's a streamer too like he's got obs studio on there oh some 69 zipper action yum yum yum delicious fashion statement my friend i mean if you've been waving for that long you'd probably get pretty strong too it's a lovely day in the village and you are a terrible goose that has killed his friend what have you done to pain all it needs now is bunny ears i'm sorry is this is this a submarine i'm not sure what this is this is not a place for bears to be why are you here mr bear and that was the day we figured out little timmy might become a mechanic if i'm gonna get injured in this crash i'm taking you with me the ants never really seem to like bikers after that i am i'm sorry where are these i don't know what god this is but i'm just gonna i'm just gonna go ahead and worship i think the guy on the right has the right idea i don't want to know it's a loaf of floof bread hello wonder bread uh steve do you do you feel like we forgot something uh no jim i i think we just about got everything weight oh no nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope stop this the best use of a 3d printer ever fracking physics students always showing off is is that is that a ruffle is that a ruffles like potato chip the blue toilet is for pissing and the red toilet is for other things oh chipotle hot damn that's a sharp knife i mean to be fair we haven't really evolved that much yo if i was giving a speech and there were just like a ton of coke bottles right under there i tip the stage manager and just like crack one open i'm not gonna turn down like a coca-cola quoth this raven never mole best dad best dad best dad mr whiskers did you finally get caught at your tax fraud scheme oh it was arson again always freaking arson thank you for flying holy spirit airlines jesus will now be departing on time no no no i i i think you misunderstood uh i asked for spicy tea congratulations you have earned your belt now let's see how well you use it this is the only kind of deer hunting i can get behind this there has to be a story behind this besides t-pose to assert dominance in the name of the father the son and the 308 i declare you cleansed please tell me this actually please tell me this actually happened in every single conversation the the girl on the floor that's me that's just me screw people give me the dog rip and overclock until it is done this is confusing and yet really cute i like it it's adorable oh that's uh um pleasant oh no oh no oh yeah honey does the turkey taste weird to you you know it's funny you said that i heard a bang from the kitchen earlier oh yeah well i introduced the best controller to the controller market oh yeah well i can perform telekinesis [Music] oh does your propeller sometimes go floppy not to worry talk to your doctor today about viagra stand those blades up straight and get your thrust back where do i buy this i don't even like typewriter keith apps like i don't like the round keys i i just want it realism 100 dude sometimes you just gotta brood it's me it's me on the left stand very still and they will think you are a tree there's an ant somewhere in the distance being like where the hell are these yeah uh yeah i see no problem with this it'll go fine i'm sure hey obama look at this oh that's that's very nice joe i've tried these before this works this is good actually also get a bunch of fries and put like a layer of fries inside the burger excellence please let this be 2022 please let this be 20 22. i respect this i fully respect this you know you are in the wrong town when the goose is helping if you think i'm going to judge what thor's wearing you are sorely mistaken i don't even think this qualifies as a phone case anymore i think this just qualifies as pure freaking horror well fido's gonna be eating good tonight i have never in my life advocated for melting down legos that changed today now now careful this is how your cat charges you laugh and yet and yet this actually conveys the message better than anything i've seen so far uh at this point you just burned down the entire shower yeah you just you just burn the whole thing yep mr wonka i'm terribly sorry to inform you that you cannot drive on tires made out of dark chocolate this will be your final warning mmm delicious see i'm telling you there's so much proof there are two moons there are just two moons you just didn't know until now i mean this is just kind of cute and wholesome i i don't see any problem with this a little over dedicated to the cat but wholesome oh god why is it a gourd oh no oh no oh no who's gonna tell him hey this is pretty convenient it even sticks to my face does this actually work this is the strangest use of a phone i've seen so far picky tank inside is a tiny spongebob screaming for mercy this is my big stick man i love a good sized container of pre-angles somewhere a developer that spent months finalizing 4k textures to run at 60fps looked at this image had a stroke and died dirtbike horse brought to you by kawasaki nope nope nope nope nope i'm getting weird corner of the internet vibes from this and i don't like it is is this the him is this the hamburglar did we finally get him on tape oh ho ho susie thinks she's getting cold for christmas here hold this thanks you've heard your last haul partner no no no no no no thank you daddy could you cut me a christmas tree for my dolls well sure honey i i i i i don't know why why why is this a thing i i don't i don't think i have any safe jokes for this time for me to leave this meme gotta go fast is that a potato holy crap you can do that i have newfound powers oh this'll end well when that round of super smash brothers didn't go quite the way you expected duke it out in real life hey mommy do you like what i built well let me see aya [Music] i have no son good damn girl she thick gordon hoped nobody had noticed that his face had fallen off and do the creep oh do the creep ah dude are you sure you can get into that spot yeah no i got it i just kind of need to go back and then forth and then back and then fourth and then back fourth and then back and forth in the back back fourth back and then four and then you thought it was burger but i am frog this is what's on the other side of that red toilet from earlier poor guy got a certified pre-owned face full of chipotle no no no nope nope that goes in the forever no no box uh uh uh i have questions many questions most of which i do not want the answer to that wedding went well more disturbing that your pants have eyes at least you have a very supportive girlfriend oh no oh no oh it's all over his shirt i would just pack up and quietly leave now careful honey there's a pile of dirt oh so that is that's an odd-looking target is it the only one in the area if so i might not have a choice to descend into the depths of target i love how like inconspicuous this looks among all the uh the dead bush in the underbrush just a day his target come on down come inside i promise you we got a produce section and everything just like just come on in listen spring break me my boys jesus jesus himself sitting there tossing a little beach ball around and he wants it he wants that beach ball he wants it he needs it and by god does he see it i hope you live a long life but whatever you do don't use that fork it's up to no good you might see and think hey multifunction i can plug in my lamp and i can eat don't just just just don't do it it's not the repercussions for using this fork are far greater than its benefit good old planet fitness but he looms beyond you can go and work out you can go get your gains in but don't even don't even think about it bud because as soon as you step out and you see the golden arches the shadow of the shadow of the king baby and he knows you'll be back wait why is this a hmm i'm a little confused as to why this made it into our slash hmm this is just a couple of lizards enjoying a nice soak what's the problem hey it's medusa that's actually kind of cool i'm not even gonna lie to you is this on exhibit somewhere did someone claim they found medusa's skull and then just placed a bunch of snakes onto her head it's kind of funny yo okay that's actually kind of cool you can tell that there was actually effort put in that because it's not just like a photoshopped skeleton they had to like bend it to match the spider that's really dope i'm super into that that's creative oh oh yeah get a coffin for me a coffin for her and my little one she loves frozen get her a frozen coffin just branded imagine making a living selling branded coffins my man is straight asking for trouble though because as soon as he wakes up it's gonna be an assault of cups maybe that's his plan maybe this is an elaborate prank stack a thousand cups on top of the sleeping co-worker johnny's gonna wake up we're gonna play an alarm and all these cubs are gonna hit him in the face he's gonna think he's getting assaulted it'll be funny watch i'd also like to point out that there's like a stack of 15 like right above his head that's so weird my man's taking a ch he's taking a trip onto the pain train destination as hell he's going with some speed too he is zooming off that treadmill that is that is incredible incredible oh i hate that what store is this so i can go burn them i'm just trying to shop in the produce section not be greeted by some anime woman nibbling on a carrot it's not what i needed today back to back huh you're gonna hit me back to back with these anime women what is she crying about what is so important that r2d2 there had to bust out the hologram oh bro on ja is that a dog hot it's not it's not a hot dog because that implies that the the wiener dogs inside the bun it's a dog hot the buns inside the wiener what is going on here i don't know if this man's a thousand years behind or a thousand years ahead with this culinary masterpiece oh and that's how you get that that's i wouldn't even ask for money just let me pet your dog and you know what take all the food we got lightning mcqueen's been really strung out since the cars franchise ended huh he's just not been looking too hot we'll say kerchow for oil oh it's area i was looking at it it's like oh it's area 51 they're all naruto running god isn't that supposed to be like really soon like the 12th please if you if you saw that meme don't go to area 51 you're not going to have a good time you're most likely going to get tear gas in your face and you don't want that you don't want that one oh man i cannot wait to see the sheer collective amount of stupid when this storm air if you do one of that happens is that who i think it is leaving the apple store he's just checking up to see if everything's going as it should good old steve steven jobs you alright man you just checking out the area huh i got you no worries i don't exactly know how to go about describing this image because it's just you know a nice lady in her kitty there's nothing wrong with this the cat's saying hi she's like hey look at my cat there's nothing i don't see anything wrong this is a perfectly appropriate image [Laughter] i like how they have all this stuff and then the paper towels are hung in front of the front of the cart is this all alcohol did she buy like 10 cases of beer what a pregame that is daunting that is cryptic imagine you're going out for a walk on the city street and you just see bozo the clown peeking out from two of the corners hey come down the fun alley i'll show you this is the it chapter two promotional material that should have been banned this is what's scaring the kids [Laughter] get the posters banned no no no no no no take down the giant clown float that we've stuck in between two buildings is it bad that i thought that was dead ass a banana it wasn't until i saw the head where i was like that's a weird looking fruit my stupidity is really immeasurable he's gonna make the he's gonna make the shot you know he better not have missed that shot with arms that long wait wait what's going yo that's like 200 iq how is this a hmm this is this is the smartest man alive bro that is that is genius you waste no water that way washing the dish bro this dude just he just solved never having to do the dishes dog okay so i've seen this photo one too many times it's not as funny anymore but i do want to know what happened after the fact cause all things considered it looks like this horse is about to take a big old bite of this kid's cranium like well i'm what i'm super duper curious about is what happens after this i've seen it so many times but what is the conclusion that kid's not looking at the horse she doesn't know what's gonna happen the the mom's taking a photo the horse is hungry was there a lawsuit are you drifting at the family sedan i respect that this is how i be looking when i go to go pick up my kids i'm drifting saying johnny melissa get in the van you're late for soccer practice drifted at 100 miles an hour hop in they've taken them as one of their own now they study the poor boy wait how'd you get up there little guy i just realized how did you get up there did you crawl did you crawl up there you're so smart how did you do it sir you have a secret admirer on the tv why don't you take a look at him and look he's blushing he's blushing even it's adorable okay more importantly than anything else what are they selling there right in the same aisle as the twix and the juicy fruit is that a can of is that shaving cream i really can't seem to tell what that is is that shaving is that is that is that like a shaving cream like the cat i understand they can't probably get in there because they're sneaky little fellas they'll crawl in any place they could find but the shaving cream you got snickers you got hauls got m m's shaving cream so it's just a general convenience vending machine can i find like toothpaste in here that's what i really want to question look at this guy that's exactly how they look in the wild too you ever find one of these jaguars and they walk all funny that's exactly how they look they found you found your brother start acting up and you're gonna join his fate you want that you want the same thing as your brother nicholas i don't think so you stupid cat i'm sorry is this is this how i get the good presents for christmas is this how i have to feed santa have i been doing it wrong all this time wait now this i'm questioning did he have no more is this like a thin wall this this is what i'm hoping it is i'm hoping some dude wanted to plug something in but had a very thin wall and so he just busted through the wall to plug into the outlet behind him that's what i'm hoping i absolutely despise corn on the cob everything about it right down to each kernel on that cob just buy it in a can like an adult and stop buying cobbed corn you you uh you mother shuckers get it because you shut corn god i'm god i'm funny hey we're not done with the corn okay it's a little baby rabbit but it's what is corn if i press the next button i see a third corn tweet i'm just going to bed like i'm not even [Laughter] why are you giving him the clockwork orange treatment [Laughter] what's going on is that the pope oh i'm sorry did you say darth vader i thought she meant the pope he's even got a holy lightsaber you see that comes out as a cross are you really gonna give that guy a ticket i don't think you're gonna i just i have a hunch i have a feeling you're not gonna ticket that guy i know i wouldn't if i was a cop and i saw that cute little fella i wouldn't ticket him hell no i'd say have a nice day sir you're free to go you're diving in the shallow end buddy this isn't a cartoon this ain't no looney tune you're not gonna go in with a kaplink your head's gonna hit porcelain and you're gonna a have a broken toilet and b have a broken brain if it's not already someone get that boy down from there i don't care how you do it just get that boy down he does not he is not a ball you do not slam dunk fido you get that poor boy down how would be when we wake up in the morning am i right fellas can i can i get a can i get a hell yeah for my fellas in the comments the skull says i was like oh so how you taunt police officers do they bite if you catch one do you get to reel them in what's the uh what's the logistics of this yo what okay i'm not gonna lie that's actually a lot cool it's a lot cooler um than the alternative which is just not having those work i think that is super dope i dig it i like it it's a council i wonder i wonder what kind of meetings these guys have like what do they talk about hope it's something funny they brought this boy to the white house because he said he had some epic tech deck tricks so when i brought him and he did an ollie he did a kickflip i said that's cool how you do that that's like if it's like a skateboarding but with your hands and so he's giving me a gift i have my own tech deck i caught a trump deck and i could do an ollie he taught me how to do an ollie he's so into he's so intensive too i really like that i like that this man is so in tune with the tech deck hey he's just lounging around no need to worry he's just lounging around good just a cute little guy now you know what i like best about this big old kitty cat when he sunbathes he destroys the city oh that's not just any kickstand that's a chick stand because it's a chicken leg why would you do that that's my is this so that way when they go to like flip up the kickstand they're like oh that feels awfully fleshy and then realizes it's a chicken foot is it to instill fear or is this just like practical i don't understand oh sweet lord have mercy that's not that's not a face swap by the way that's real that is not a face swap i am going to introduce you to my pet his name is marcus he weighs 235 pounds and he loves to chase mice i love him he is my new best friend sister you got some explaining to do son how in god's name does your finger bend like that okay we got a car with a chimney and what are you cooking in there oh you're just keeping warm there's nothing wrong with that bro five hour energy come to make a delivery but they're both straight sleep they had the crash the five-hour energy gives you you have the the wake up period and then after those five hours you are out like a light a like a light ah bless this furry that's it is he petting him or is he blessing him could it be both maybe this is me and my gang you want to mess with me and the boys you got to fight all of us individually worse collectively seven different boss fights so if you think you can take us good luck these are pandas these are pandas buddy don't even don't even think about trying to feed them though they eat flesh oh i've seen this i've seen this photo around before i still want to know how you do that because it looks so disgustingly uncomfortable that's a cool freaking doctor he's got fingerless gloves hey what do we got over here i don't know exactly what's going on here i don't know the joke i'm not too much of a musician but hey when i counted wait what so i do know that's a foot pedal oh i get it is it like he's using all of the um the preamps and stuff to actually put i don't okay i don't get it i don't get it guitar whiz kids fill me under the joke here please and thanks oh sweet lord that is terrible oh that is a huge safety whoa dude that's like some final destination stuff that is terrifying are you kidding me wow i want you to go ahead and try this i know something like going back to school now do me a favor try erasing your paper if it comes out like this you're welcome you can give me a pay me later for showing you this cool trick that has some of the most disgusting implications i've ever seen i'm appalled i'm shocked and i'm flabbergasted that's awful this is just what my house be looking like why are all these things of me dude that's this is where i live my two-story home with an in-car with a one car garage why are you hating who took it of course he's going down to miami first we foreclosed spongebob's home now we're gonna go sell it down in miami of course and that brings us to the end of our slash hmm and if you like the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from mk and until next time i'll be seeing you [Music] [Music]

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Length: 55min 22sec (3322 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 10 2021