r/Woooosh | bruh,.. that's the joke

Freddie Mercury coming back to rid the world of trash music 2019 colorized that's not Freddie Mercury that's Wolverine idiot also Freddy's dead he wouldn't even be alive in 2019 not us Freddie did you see the white when you see the white undershirt and the pants the lady pants is him dude I watched the ER B rap battle he was wearing women's pants according to a nice Peter and epiclloyd so that is what's up guys and welcome back to MA my name is Damian and today we're looking through our slash Bush Donald Trump was asked with the J stood for in Donald J Trump he said genius but genius starts with G hey listen baby we had the president United States to get whatever you want including changing the letter of gene it's the perk of being pres baby just because you mean as a skeleton pun in it doesn't mean it's humorous hey bro spoke humorous thanks wise guy appreciate that a lot of things ever starter pack thx dance sneeze guy uses this at 7 a.m. in one of those air dryers know what loudest sounds in the universe I believe a sound of black hole is the loudest you know fun these guys are just no fun this isn't our slash I don't like having fun guys it was your degrees Celsius is 32 degrees Fahrenheit then zero degrees Celsius plus zero to be Celsius equals 64 degrees Fahrenheit impossible temperature pressure density our intensive variables actually since absolute zero the coldest temperature physically possible it's negative 459 point 67 degrees Fahrenheit and the difference between absolute zero and zero degrees Celsius 33 degrees Fahrenheit is 490 one point six seven degrees Fahrenheit zero degrees Celsius equals zero degrees Celsius is indisputably unarguably in absolutely 980 three-point 34 degrees Fahrenheit the more you know fairly sure temperature does not add up like that in math they don't like having fun it's nerds come over I can't him under arrest with double homicide my parents are home yeah if you was under house arrest they would have taken his phone and he wouldn't be able to have this text conversation with her my dad's a cop so sad watching people eat alone anywho says he's not sitting alone there are a lot of people you idiots at what if we use zero percent of our brain I hate when do say it's a quarter till nine brothers say it's eight seven eight forty five sorry dude you got it wrong dude it's okay mistakes happen I think my soul mate made me blind babe if you're out there Oh even though one person tried to read this B can't because the Perl doesn't have the bumps can't get out of it roses are red ladybugs are too I finally got a like but why is it blue oh there's like nothing I could say for these guys they just are they suck the fun under everything like bleach is like god damn leeches dude I hate them easy and simple your buildings on fire jump from window with a chair wait until the chairs about to touch the ground jump from the chair and land safely your body will still be moving at the same speed you'll still get hurt / die nah cuz I jump from the chair I can't believe the joke was origin story is that a group of black kids once made fun of him for eating beans at a movie theater I'll think that's a wash I think he's I think he's in the meme oh yeah I think this guy's on them now I think this guy's cool is it just me or it is perry the platypus kind of look like Agent P brah it's the same character get a grip when you're colorblind but you still make me more than the Green Arrow's stunts but votes are orange some people are so dumb wait wait you guys give me the blue arrow No attempted murder if you get this joke I automatically have more respect for you get it crowbar huh dude Tony Stark from Avengers Assemble cartoon is cool AF oh that's been 10,000 get it right idiot nice bed 10,000 that one dislike is Abraham Lincoln now he's dead he was dead way before youth was even made you stupid I'm smart this video should be renamed to DJ got us falling in love a parody of CaptainSparklez revenge official music video Oh revenge is a parody of DJ got us falling in love were you born in a cave dog wins so a match for tonight don't it's fake someone's playing for him anyway everyone wants subscribers this isn't a real thought playing video games unsub that's all I got a guided missile and a regular RL what's well this this dogs loader oh my god what season was this geez this rocket a hundred seventy rockets this is like season 3 season 4 easy Oh Lord remembers doing this as a child Oh - Co - uh you should be doing that as an adult - what the hell not you not grow out of that Tesla I grew out of it when I hit 18 years old I stopped doing that it's kiddy stuff and I'm gonna dull baby what's all about I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle and the Pringles holder on the treadmill that's a water bottle holder hashtag stop vegans these pictures were taken just two years apart vegan for eating all of our grass we need to stop them as a vegan this is highly incorrect but at the same time it's quite funny since the animals you guys eat eat more food and drink more water than us humans consume so please don't post this stuff it's quite offensive and I bet you won like being made fun of because of your beliefs shut up go eat a leaf [Laughter] if Turtles eights draws so much that explain this it's a cartoon and dumb or somethin everyone Isaac Newton about to invent gravity gravity was discovered you dumb bra doesn't this guy know anything gravity was discovered not invented this cat lost vision in one eye but thanks to modern technological advancements his vision was repaired it's a miracle but you want dumb it's very obvious that he put an eye of a doll I sit at once and I'll say it forever these guys suck the fun and a life oh it's terrible it's big yeah would you get your doctors for that one wise guy jeez good eyes detective hey don't worry if you lean in water you won't take ball damage I'm talking about ladies we'll be even safer landing in the water from such a great height would kill you brah you must have a vCard why'd that become like double D at the very end of that just like you must have a vCard stupid you don't know about how water hurts and you fall from great heights you must be a virgin bro microsoft buys minecraft for 2.5 billion minecraft only costs $23.95 also Microsoft oh no I fell for the trick WTF they bought the company minecraft and not just the game the company is mojang you dillweed it is mojang you treat that name with respect Tom and Jerry did it first ok so what exactly you say that Tom and Jerry did first oh you're so innocent scientists found a cure for pedophilia oh they're not scientists the freaking doctors and guess what it's a freaking joke you idiot go back to you idiot corner idiot don't come out the three most common 2d transformations figure 1 we will be using this rectangle to demonstrate each function scaling and translation rotation boy it's not even funny or even a mean it's literally a metal school math lesson screw you and screw this website son mom dad I'm gay dad sweating mom no hi guy I'm dad is this a joke Oh real Obama's last name is he never told me Obama is his last name you're no fun how I used to cut cheese before Isaac Newton invented gravity Newton did not invented the gravity idiot oh geez you're so dumb dies or the freakish feat and what does he have so many songs it stands for featuring why the hell should I go to someone's funeral if you're gonna attend mine cause he's dead it's because the people like you ruling the world stupid that's a little harsh try to protect yourself a zombie apocalypse apocalypse I think electricity is impossible well who said it wasn't possible dude f did you know before JFK was assassinated he was known as JK the F was added after he died to pay respects brought his middle name was Fitzgerald haha idiot detect it anyway way he gets done button me bro this McDonald's commercial is getting out of hand trailer for a movie called Joker has nothing to do with McDonald's stupid watching the shiny and there's no stam estate the hotel supposed to be empty but at one point Jack goes into the ballroom and there are hundreds of people inside having a party they're not real at the end of the movie he joins the party wearing a tux that ending photo the only grants it's my kidney transplant breaking news kidneys are now located in your legs idiot dumb [ __ ] when your dad insulted your wife Lucy kill his only son haha get Nene wait a second isn't that just killing yourself I get named most people right Congrats because they don't know the spelling of congratulations even you wrote it wrong the correct ones congratulations congratulations you discovered the joke stupid idiot [ __ ] dunce but on you dunce cap stupid god I hate it during labor the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what a man feels like when he accidentally kills his dog in Minecraft no labor contractions is equivalent to snapping 20 bones at once don't even start the human body can only deal with up to 45 Dell of pain while us women with labor go up to 58 have you ever killed a dog in Minecraft oh I'm just asking dog there are 675 thousand people in the crowd I counted you were a liar don't be so smart this is Zelda this is Luigi get it right his name a link actually do the Pokemon called in my room and woke me up you stupid lizard what are you gonna be for Halloween the hag lonely Oh who's that ahaha breaking news Newton announces gravity to the earth is not flat it is round it says gravity inventor Isaac Newton oh my god you guys exited hey that looks fake Oh hand banana what do you think yeah it's fake you idiot Eminem mom's sphaghetti music video ah it's called lose yourself when you realize you can just crop out the meme attic watermark unlimited power to JFK gays hell for falling asleep with Jackie fat out yo JFK gays health alone asleep when Jackie's fat wagging out like this pretty sure he was not sleeping yeah he had a mind-blowing ride a minor spelling error by memes chance at Fame you spelled minor wrong my nerd guys it's minor not minor Oh minor yeah we know that was the joke that was the joke thanks for ruining it man with Alzheimer's forgets he has Alzheimer's remembers everything Alzheimer's that's no one knew how Alzheimer's works dudes Alton could kill two stones with one bird how can we kill stones it's a non-living will you press the button all your memes reach hot but they make no sense at all people change now I'm a lamb I guess you didn't press the button the letter a exists asexuals do it that's not what asexual means you know that's that's exactly what it means you got beefs actual C sexuals I myself am uh me sexual I love the Nintendo Me's just just can't get enough Les Miserables miserab bad at names that one in 2012 became so popular it inspired its own music lotta taken in 1980 this in turn was so popular that it inspired its own adaptation into a novel 1860 Oh actually the novel came first now people don't read Braille and now posted by user artist Oh die fan out for Damian we'll try to do more hope I get featured hey there you go pal if you're wondering what art style it is it's from GTA yeah us from my VidCon trip to sync I like those glasses I lost like I get new ones I love this thank you and that's gonna do it for our slash whoosh if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content and as always [Music]

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Length: 13min 32sec (812 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 21 2019

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