r/Choosingbeggars THE KARENS ARE TAKING OVER!

welcome to our slash using beggars where a woman tries to hire slave labor I swear to God if one more chick from high school with a baby messages me to ask if I can be Belle at their kids party for free I'm gonna kick someone's butt hey girl I see you do that princess thing I went bail at my daughter's party okay let me give you my boss's contact info to set up a Dayton quote oh I was hoping you could do it for free every single effing time then we have a similar story from trash Kijana in the comments last weekend there was an anime convention I visited lots of cosplayers in and outside the area you wouldn't believe how common it is for parents to get their kids and go to the outside area why buy a ticket and support it and telling the kids that basically every single one of them is just there to entertain them the kids of those parents usually don't want to be there but Karen of course knows best everyone's happy to take pictures with you or to get pictures taken from but if your kid doesn't want to be there don't force him to go to random people and be uncomfortable just so you can take your pic and delete it afterwards because little Timmy doesn't smile on any of them but by far my most favorite was the mom that sent the kid to one of those mini princess cosplayers and asked for a pic while the girl was talking with a kid you know usual stuff how are you having fun just to play the role the mom disappeared the princess yanked the kid under her arm and saw her trying to make an escape away from the convention area when confronted she said that she thought it was okay for her to leave her kid with all those nice-looking people and that she just needs to run some errands princess can play with her kid and she'll come pick her up later it's easy to spot her in the crowd with that dress etc etc people like that exist that was fun I want the confidence of this posh woman who just pushed in front of me in the queue and asked for a coffee on the house and when told no declared that she would never come back as if it was a punishment and as someone who worked in retail I definitely agree with nifty gifty down in the comments as a former retail worker I absolutely love thee I am never coming back here line that people use wid will they ever learn that this is exactly what the worker hopes for oh no an untitled customer who yells at me and doesn't spend any money isn't coming back no please don't go and on this next post Opie is trying to sell a camper what time should I expect you I'll let you know I'm talking to my son ma'am I might not be able to make it I'll let you know don't get nervous slow down a little bit thank you for your interest but it's been sold whatever stop lying you are a Christian stop lying we didn't want that job trailer anyway it's too much money sell it you're trying to get rich on a trailer don't you like that you're a Christian don't act fake because fake will not get you any further cool story bro thank you but not thank you have a blessed day because you are a true Christian I think I may have to incorporate that into my daily language thank you but not thank you I pay for my memberships yeah well I pay for my own shoes what's your points that I'd like mom to get me something I want for my birthday not a sucky $10 cake if she can't afford to buy me a plinkus membership then at least season 12 a big bang or a box of 12 blue bird cupcakes I only have one birthday every year and while I'm grateful that she's paid for car repairs I also want to acknowledge that that's more of a necessity and that's the only thing she's done for me aside from buying me geek shoes with ridiculously long shoelaces that make me look like a clown are you curious how old this person is who's complaining that their mommy isn't buying them the Christmas gift they want he's 30 years old are you interested in playing a party tonight in Edgewood Indiana to bring you free publicity that's perfect my rent is actually 300 publicity z' per month man I can believe his rent is only 300 publicity I have to pay my landlord at least 500 publicities every month plus another 100 publicity for utilities so I'm 34 and I work on cars as a hobby I have an OK shop I have always tinkered with stuff since childhood a good friend I used to work with Paul 26 lives in apartments and has a nice truck rims pain dropped etc then he brings me from time to time to do routine stuff or upgrades we work on stuff together he usually brings the parts and some beers or food he always pays me for my time and tools regardless his cousin Jessica who's 24 has a BMW 5-series and needed routine maintenance she asked Paul to do this stuff for her he told her that he doesn't have the tools and that I usually help him work on his truck this part is key to the events that happened Paul ended up calling me at work asking to help his cousin being a friend I asked to leave the car at my house with the keys and parts and then I do it after work so I get home yesterday and see a BMW in my driveway I changed clothes and went out to the shop prepped all the stuff Jack's tools etc and went out to the driveway to pull in the car once inside the car I didn't see anything oil filters belts etc nothing I said confused thinking it might be in the trunk nope so I call Paul he gives me her number and this is how it went hello is this Jessica yeah listen I'm the guy who is gonna work on your car oh hi what does this car need done did you bring the parts because I didn't see anything Paul said you were going to do that no I'll do the labor but I don't even know what this car needs done you need to bring the stuff to me Paul said that you do that again I do the labor but someone needs to bring me the parts she's getting audibly upset don't you work on Paul's truck yeah so you work for Paul and I'm his favorite cousin you need to do the stuff on my car or I'll tell Paul huh listen Paul always buys the parts also I'm not gonna sit here and argue with you if you want this done then you need to bring me the parts just like Paul otherwise I'm just gonna pull the car out to the curb and you can come get it how much is it going to cost I don't know what you need if it's just oil and filter then you're looking at 30 to 50 bucks depending on what kind you want that's a rip up I can get it cheaper at the BMW please listen you're more than welcome to go over there and have it done by them I'll go ahead and pull the car out front click not ten minutes later Paul calls hey what's going on my cousin called and said that you're refusing to do the work hey man what's up now I'm not refusing to do the work I'm refusing to pay for the parts the car was in my driveway without any parts I don't know what she wants done tell of UTF gosh she is dumb I'm sorry I'll go and drop off the parts sorry for the hassle tell her she's lucky because 10 more minutes and I was about to drive it out front and leave it there about 30 minutes later Paul arrives with the parts oil and filter and pays me money while apologizing again about 45 minutes later I text Paul and tell him to let his cousin know that she can get her car in another 30 minutes it'll be out front in case I'm not home 30 to 40 minutes later she arrives as I'm in my shop I hear a loud screech from a girl I assume is Jessica WTF I thought you were going to fix my car I began walking out front wondering what the f she's talking about I'm calling Paul write anything now hey Jessica everything okay you just wait till Paul gets here what are you talking about where are the things you were going to do to my car you didn't do anything what things are you talking about I did the oil and filter change Paul said you were going to fix my car I opened the hood and show her the clean dipstick slash oil and then point to the tote with used oil that came out she still goes on and on about fixing the car and at one moment she points at the wheels she ended up going and sitting in the cars you came in with somebody else while on the phone whom I assume was Paul they end up driving off and leaving the BMW then it hit me did she think I was going to do upgrades to the car about 30 minutes later Paul is pulling up with Jessica in tow flying out of the passenger side I'm still on my shop facing the car Paul your mechanic didn't do anything to my car what are you talking about yeah look it looks the same he didn't do anything don't pay him you need to fire him did this chick actually think I work for Paul what are you talking about he did the oil change that's what you paid for I didn't want that I wanted it to look good I want my money back you need to fire him and not pay him Paul kidding visibly upset what the f are you talking about he doesn't work for me I live in a sucky apartment and have an old truck he owns his cars and owns a house with an actual shop he's a good friend and helps me work on my truck you paid for routine maintenance which is oil and filter not wheels if you wanted wheels you need to pony up another one to $2,000 Jessica had the confused Pikachu look she takes her keys and drives off as I'm having trouble holding in my laughter as soon as she goes around the corner Paul bursts out laughing and I couldn't hold it in anymore this story summed up in a nutshell fix my car okay sure what do you want me to do though just fix it to Starbucks why did the size of the Papageno change it used to come in a small paper cup now it comes in a small shot size plastic cup we have a big dog two maybe three licks and he's done wondering where the rest is I'm positive it doesn't cost that much to put some whipped cream in a cup just saying lady if it doesn't cost that much to put some whipped cream in a cup then why don't you just buy it selling expensive gaming laptop for one thousand nine hundred and fifty dollars take five hundred deal wait does it come with AppleCare yes I mean actually this thing is 2 years old and it's probably depreciated to 200 at this point ah man I'll change the price can you deliver it unfortunately not but I'll meet you here or here be there in 30 minutes it's a mental hospital coz you must be out of your freakin mind if you think you're getting this laptop furious couple who are thrown off British Airways flight from Greece for being drunk complain that their 300 pound compensation isn't enough so the airline reduces it to 0 pounds sweet delicious justice selling the Last Supper cross $10 is this still available I get paid to 's day it is available but I'm doing first come first serve it might still be around Tuesday I can message you if someone else is asking about it and if you can bend more zel I can hold it for you or you can message me on Tuesday and see if it's still there for $10 and you're all the way and Franklin nice you're gonna have to come half way some people are just not kind o choosing beggar fun app you butthole ear a jerk over $10 said the Christian trying to buy a cross review one star on Friday November 1 at about 11 a.m. I stopped by this bling Starbucks and had the worst customer service that I had ever experienced in my life I bought a breakfast sandwich at another Starbucks I didn't have a chance to eat it for about an hour I stopped at this Starbucks and asked him if they could reheat it for me the girl at the counter I don't have her names said no they can't do that I asked why and she said it's a health violation I asked her to make me another sandwich and she said no we can't do that and then I can buy another sandwich if I want any decent person would have either reheated that sandwich or would have offered to make me a new one these are the type of people that will destroy a business and the perfect response from this comes from Liam we'll walk her down in the comments uh yeah negative 4.5 stars I stopped at Dairy Queen and bought a blizzard because it was super hot outside well I forgot about it and left it in the cupholder for a couple of days then I stopped at another Dairy Queen and asked him to refreeze it the lady said no I asked if she could replace it and then I was told that I could buy another one worst experience ever anyone else would have given me another one or put it back in the freezer and sold it to someone else people these days blow my mind I need a big truck capable of hauling a 28 foot camper down the road I can pay you five dollars must be willing to drive slow and steady like 50 miles per hour max for the duration of the 250 mile trip hashtag not kidding hashtag seriously in need hashtag ready to get the freak out of here $5.00 for a 250 mile trip between gas wear-and-tear on your car and the what 9 to 10 hour journey an honest to god fair price would be five dollars per mile post it on Facebook hi I'm a single busy mom with two children my son is 3 and my daughter's 5 I'm looking for a live-in nanny to help with before and after school and occasional weekends I'm looking to get my room out for about $400 a month I usually rent the room out for 700 but because you'll be helping with the children that is what the cost will be 400 a month hi are you selling that fridge we really need it Thanks no sorry someone else got it first I do have a used microwave however if you're looking for kitchen appliances WTF you said I could have it yesterday sorry I've never spoken to you before today I don't know what you mean remember yesterday you add being told me I could happen you're an effing liar and I hope you die you sick effing [ __ ] the flip I didn't do anything I told you that the fridge has been taken already I didn't talk to you at all yesterday please really needed just pay them to take it back or something and then I'll pay you for it no it's already been taken and that's final I'm not buying it off of the same guy just so I can give it to you especially after that last text Etha [ __ ] does this nice guy legitimately not know that text message history is a thing that was are slashed using 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