r/Choosingbeggars She Wanted Me To Mail My Dog to Her!

welcome to our slash choosing beggars we're free is way too expensive at this point if you're driving anything less than the 2019 we're not dating I Drive a 2019 you should be able to match that so if you drive a 2018 Tesla or Lamborghini then I guess you're just not on this girl's level breaking news Kanye West will pay college tuition for George Floyd six-year-old daughter Gianna what about all the other kids that can't afford to go typical celebrity please be joking did this choosing beggar honestly just try to use the all kids matter argument hey man could you sell it for $25 with shipping Cheers I'll do 30 bucks shipped sorry 25 is the highest I can go Cheers no worries please I want to give this for my birthday it's 30 bucks surely you can wiggle down $5 but my budget is low I'll give you a positive review if you can do 25 shipped I've listed it for 30 and I'm shipping it to you for free take it or leave it I mean surely you don't want a bad rating on your profile page come on man it's $5 just wiggle it down is that a threat do me a favor threat no threat I'm just saying ha ha ha Lowell could you just round it down and let it go for 25 it's $30 just I'm writing your view right now up to you bro I don't give an F it's $30 taking our F off do you think you can just go around and threaten people to lower their price otherwise you'll give a bad review grow up your little grunt and for those of you who are listening but not watching this video this genius first tried to spell wiggle with W I G a L on this next post Opie got this letter slipped under their apartment door what's up ladies it's the boys from room 134 we've been thinking about inviting you over to chill however we have gotten good looks at your faces if you guys are both over sevens feel free to come down sometime PS if you guys both aren't sevens don't waste our time because we'll be dicks these these guys invited two girls to hang out by slipping a note under their door what are they like 10 to all of the ladies out there who enjoy my content have any of you ever gotten one of these note that's like do you like me circle yes or no and more importantly has it ever actually worked let me know in the comments I would love to hear from you on this next post Opie is starting a business selling saris which are traditional Indian garments Opia selling the saris for 250 to 400 bucks and Opie gets a message from an influencer wanting them to send her free saris for an Instagram promotion wait so since you already had the sari then how is it costing you more money you're not paying me to do it you're missing the point I spent the money to get the sari so then I can sell it to make money if I just give it to you then I'm not going to make money on that sari do you understand but you already bought it so you own it so how are you losing money it's literally free advertising do you know how business works it seems you don't understand the concept but I don't have time to explain it to you so I'm not interested sorry wow it seems like you don't know how to run a business uh he won't be successful with that kind of attitude we'll see about that and you need a reality check with your delusion of how a business works good luck trapping someone with your influence listen I can ruin your business in a heartbeat sis keep that nasty attitude up and you'll fail oMG you're crazy just leave me alone well you messed with the wrong chick watch how I ruined you jerk I'm reporting you buh-bye you beggar Effy you so as a professional social media influencer I can say without doubt it's way easier to ruin a social media influencers reputation than a business's reputation so when an Instagram influencer makes a threat like this it's way more likely to backfire than is there the business OMG your dog is so cute I want a pen feel the fluffy dog thank you if you happen to visit hungry we could arrange that No can you fly the dog to Denmark I don't go to Hungary sorry but I don't think that's possible I can send you photos of my dog to make up for it though I plan to post this picture later today you're the first to ever see this what you're selfish and want to keep the dog only for you I hope you don't have children if I go to hungry I'll visit your effing dog wow so I get deems from fans all the time pretending to be entitled parents and they say silly things like give me your YouTube channel or I'm calling the police or like I demand that you send me a picture of you go I mean obviously they're mocking entitled parents and it's all in good fun so I don't mind at all but even with my fans intentionally trying to be as obnoxious as possible I've never had someone suggest that I fly you go to their house so they can pet them Catholic friends please pray for me my car isn't starting and also I have a little bit of crippling poverty right now gee I'm not Catholic may I still pray to our Heavenly Father for you I appreciate your concern and care I really do you're one of my favorite teachers I ever had too but I'm just asking for Catholic prayers on this next post-op he was giving away a free sofa and had this encounter is there anything else you could throw in to make it worth my time what do you mean it's a free sofa yeah but it's a 20 mile drive if it's too far don't pick it up I really can't do anything the reason I'm giving it away is because I don't have a way of getting rid of it the customer is always right you're a terrible businessman if you can't pick it up stop wasting my time this next post comes from one of those magazines where fans write in letters to the editor and the editor replies with feedback dear Prudence my daughter-in-law enjoys knitting and crocheting for her birthday my husband and I gave her a generous gift card to a local yarn store for she thanked us and seemed very pleased imagine my dismay however when six months later for our anniversary she gifted us with a lovely bedspread which she told she made with yarn purchased from the gift card I told my son that we'd in effect paid for our own present and that he needs to communicate to his wife how improper and stingy this move was he refuses saying that her labor and time was also part of the gift we haven't spoken much since except to discuss our grandchildren and our daughter-in-law has been outright cold I'm considering writing her a letter directly explaining why this was an improper gift and expressing my sadness that her own parents didn't teach her gift etiquette my husband wants me to drop the whole thing and pretend like it never happened Prudie I don't like the idea of moving on as if nothing happened and if you're wondering if prudence blasted the choosing beggar in the reply then here's a response but nothing did happen you received a thoughtful gift that costs more time than money that's it if someone gives you a present you don't like you smile and say things how thoughtful and then stash it in the back of your closet you don't ask your kid to complain to the gift giver via back-channel it's fine if you'd like to give expensive presents and can afford to do so but that's not the only way to show someone that you care even if you don't like knitwear your daughter-in-law spent countless hours over the course of a half year working on something very detailed for you and you say yourself it was a lovely bedspread whether she got the yarn with a gift card you gave her or spent her own money is beside the point you're acting as if she read if did something when that clearly wasn't the case your daughter-in-laws gift was thoughtful and intricate yours was financially generous and relatively generic there would be no reason to compare the two if you hadn't insisted on doing so in the first place you're grown adults with plenty of money if there's something you want for yourself go ahead and buy it this kind of petty scorekeeping around gift-giving is barely excusable when little children do it writing her a letter to express sadness that her own parents didn't teach her proper etiquette would be wildly inappropriate out of line and an unnecessary nuclear option and it's a guaranteed ticket to make sure you see and hear about your grandchildren way less than you do now you still have time to salvage its relationship don't die on this hill let it go apologize for your churlish Ness and take yourself shopping if you want a pricey gift this year that is a logical appropriate and very well thought-out response but you and I both know that when they're choosing bigger red this response she thought to herself well I'll never be reading that magazine again I would like to buy your iPhone 8 plus 64 gigabyte unlocked for three hundred and eighty-five dollars okay 385 sounds good 350 gotta pay for my kids braces no sorry so you hate kids no I need three hundred eighty-five dollars for my kids braces I doubt anyone would passionately hug you Opie should have responded with I don't know what gave you that idea because you're clearly trying to screw me here for this next post Opie makes logos for Instagram and got this killer deal yo you think you can make me a logo sure what would you want it to say and look like um I wanted to say Almighty and red and black okay when you pay will you do it with PayPal or bin moe hold up hold up you never said anything about paying it's not free why not it's just a logo it's for my youtube channel I could like suggest you as a good logo maker for my subs that's the best I could do for you other than that No Deal sorry bud you probably have like 10 subs I don't need a shout out and down the comments of this post Opie explained that this choosing beggar responded and said that they have way more than 10 subs in fact they have 40 subs on this next post Oh peas mom is a florist and she had an influencer with 70,000 followers asked for free wedding flowers for exposure thanks for your response let me know if you're interested in a barter collection in exchange for your products I'll post pictures and stories with tags and the hashtags to your page and links to your store and then Opie's mom replies or why don't you pay for your wedding items yourself and then post pictures and stories to your page just like I would if I buy something and it's fantastic I let people know it's the right thing to do for small independent designers especially now I've had 75 weddings postponed this year because of kovat but it hasn't stopped influencers asking for things for free you're number six in this month alone having Instagram followers isn't a quick and easy ride to free stuff town so please especially in times like now help others by actually buying what you need and then posting reviews and down the comments we have this contribution from no BS for jima my friend owns a small bin breakfast in Costa Rica she gets requests all the time from influencers for free lodging and even free tours one even requested a free ride from the airport that's usually around a hundred and fifty bucks sometimes she's so aggravated that she just sends a screen shot of her bookings she's usually fully booked for months with the word why usually she just laughs and ignores them I told her she should keep a scrapbook of choosing beggars a lull can you make a channel banner for me sure do you want a basic package which is the banner or a premium package which is a banner and logo premium please what style are you going for I want a red dragon breathing fire with the name storm dragon under the fire and with a logo i'm with the name storm dragon with the dragon logo saying daily contents okay for the custom banner it'll be six dollars plus the logo which will be five dollars I'm willing to smooth the price to 10 dollars what no I want it free I have an Instagram account with 10,000 followers and my youtube channel will have a million subscribers so I can give you credits prove it fine and then the choosing beggar sends a screenshot of an Instagram account with 2.1 million followers there it is happy now I thought you had 10,000 guess my insta is oh good it got two million overnights and then Opie sends a screenshot of the actual Instagram account that this choosing beggar stole it from is your name Nate and you're a famous rapper yup I have a tour date tomorrow goodbye mate he doesn't tour until June and even then there's the coronavirus that was our slash choosing beggars and if you liked this video then hit that subscribe button because I put on new reddit videos every single day

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Length: 13min 44sec (824 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 27 2020