r/Choosingbeggars "GIVE MY SON YOUR CAR! NOW!!!"

welcome to our slash choosing beggars where strangers expect you to buy them free HD TVs our next reddit post is from deleted is the Ford still available yes it is would you like to come by and take a look at it I would are you firm on the price I can offer 1,800 1,800 are you serious yes that is a generous offer you said the lock on the sleeper shell is broken with that in mind I wanna offer less the list price was for a 3,800 though the trucks value is four five thousand so it's already severely discounted I can't take less than 3,800 come on please your truck isn't worth that much I can do nineteen fifty that's all the money I have please I really need a truck your truck isn't worth 3,800 oh hello I could do 1950 it's for my son he needs a truck for college text me back geez I was driving look I can't go below asking I'm selling my car for what I owe on it so that's the lowest I can sell for well just give the bank the 1800 and you can keep making payments on it just so it's clear you want me to give the bank eighteen hundred give you the truck and keep making payments on a truck that I no longer have yes please can you absolutely not that's not how any of this works you realize you wouldn't receive your title if you did that wait why not oh my god look you should go talk to a bank and learn a basic understanding about how car loans work I'm gonna refuse your offer but thank you for showing interest in my truck I hope you have a wonderful day but how will my son get to school hey I can do 2,000 fine jerk only but John goes drive automatics anyway and then we have this contribution from the same but better down in the comments in the UK mail-order catalogs used to offer a commission scheme people could order on your account and you earned between ten and twenty percent commission as cashback you would collect the payments from the people who ordered stuff and passed payments onto the catalogue a friend of mine wanted to buy some fishing gear so I said sure he got the gear but then refused to make payments I told the catalogue who had a process in place for such occurrences and they send debt collectors after him his mother came to my door screaming at me demanding to know why I didn't tell him that he was responsible for making the payments I did try and tell her that yes he did sign a form and I did explain that he had to make the payments each month but she responded by shouting why can't you pay for him he was 24 years old and he genuinely believed he could order several hundred pounds worth of stuff and that I would have to foot the bill for it huh 24 years old his mother came to yell at you what the f I know a guy in the US that is 34 he's lost four jobs in the past five years because his mother goes in to have a talk with his bosses when he goes home and complains about how things are going at work until reading this post I literally didn't know that mothers like this existed I mean sure I've read a lot of entitled parents posts but there are honestly mothers who go and yell at bosses like what our next reddit post is from deleted hi blink will you make me one of these I'm sorry but I don't understand what you mean I want what you created I want a picture of me in the middle with all my characters from the stories I write if you want to collage like that I feel like it'd be easier for you to create it yourself I do not draw I need you to do that I am different kind of artists my words and stories are arts I want you to draw my characters and make it look like the picture I sent you it could be a big opportunity for you to do this because people will see your art through mine I'm sorry but I can't do that I don't do free work and commissions are difficult to do at the moment because my art tablet is broken you have made a massive mistake doing this for me would have made you a symbol in the world of intellect and literature it is so typical for someone like you to use abbreviated words I was prepared to open your world to my knowledge and share my stories my art with you you will forever regret the choice you just made so I will offer to let you do this project again if you do not you will have to face the consequences that would have been a funny plot twist if this was like JK Rowling trying to find the artist for her book cover our next reddit post is from bündchen my sister unqualified is looking for a job she's open to anything she's broke hasn't paid her rent in a month and is borrowing money from my mother which she has no way of paying back I know there's a few openings available at work so I speak to the CEO and put in a good word in the hope she will get a job and stop taking money from my mother my sister gets offered a community-based job full-time 40 hours paying about 24 bucks an hour above average wage in my country she's offered flexible hours to work around her kids and she can bring them to work after school so she doesn't have to pay childcare free health care is also included as there is a clinic on site amongst other perks overall a great place to work in true form my sister questions the salary and requests an hourly rate of between 30 to 36 bucks per hour as working in the community is a hard job this is more than even my boss gets paid she then requests to work only six hour days instead of eight-hour days because she doesn't think she can make full time hours work the CEO declines her requests she emails him saying she feels she is worth more and has other opportunities elsewhere she still hasn't got a job I'm humiliated that I put my name out there for it and that despite her begging for any good job opportunity she's still managed to eff it up is anyone else like deeply depressed that is choosing beggar turned down what is essentially a dream job for an unqualified anyone for an unqualified anyone 24 bucks an hour full-time you can bring your kids in to work with flexible hours and in an on-site clinic haha I personally know people who would leap at the opportunity for this job our next reddit pose is from cerebral spinal druid and on this post this is a set of messages from someone who hacked Opie's PlayStation account bro I used to have your account for almost a year and a half and I really liked your games so can you be nice and share your password with me please I know it's awkward the only thing that could have made this better is if the kid's mom got on here and sent threatening messages to call the police TV wanted 55 inches or bigger hey guys I'm looking for a big-screen TV if anyone wants to get rid of one for free must be name-brand 55 inches or bigger no rubbish please you deliver or I can send truck if you pay for gas must be LED or prefer Oh le D and less than three years old who is this imaginary person out there who's drowning in TVs especially Oh le D TVs like please take these TVs off my hands our next reddit post is from eateries hi Blanc I wondering if I would be able to use your staff discount for Evans hi I'm sorry but I get a yearly cap for my staff discount and was planning on using it soon and really don't have much left if you have a yearly cap on it and don't have much left that means that you've used it loads already and I find it very and considerate that you would keep it to yourself you should treat a family friend better I'll make sure to remember this what's with choosing beggar's ending conversations like they're making a vow to get revenge like lady chill it's like a 10% discount or something our next reddit post is from fit special hello I must say I'm quite upset I have been using images from your site on my website for a long time now and suddenly they are gone and I am concerned I am using my website to build up my business which is not easy and you change the location or deleted them or something my concern is that if you do not upload the images again I might have to contact my lawyer as I am using these images for the purpose of advertising and this sudden change without warning means I have to find where you have moved them to and get them working again why would you do such a thing I am an honest businessman and small businesses like mine never get respect I hope you realize it took me a long time to find images I liked now I have to find your images again please put them back right away I don't think you want me to call my lawyer about this please contact me either at this email or at blank to resolve this matter sincerely blank opie I think the best solution here is to swap out all the images of your website with giant hairy dogs see what that guy says then our next reddit post is from gothic goldfish hey man I got a free trial membership from crunchyroll if you want it here the only person I know that really watches anime I already have crunchyroll okay no worries I'll give it to someone else how about a Netflix membership instead sorry dude all I have is the crunchyroll one I'd settle for a now TV or you could just let me use your Netflix how about our / choosing beggars Fe you why I offer something if you're not going to give people what they ask for guess I've learned my lesson I promise never to offer you something again ah ah our next reddit post is from Arman's copy of Swank hey man love the record crate you posted would you be able to print me one hi thanks I'm not sure they take a while to print and are pretty big so it may be too difficult to ship I can pay for shipping give me your paypal and I'll send you five dollars to cover it I really want one I think it's awesome thanks but I'm in the UK so shipping it to you would probably cost at least 20 bucks especially considering the size I don't think it's feasible sorry dang man fine I really want one so I'll pay 20 bucks send me your PayPal 20 bucks is just what it costs to ship it there's other costs involved too tell you what call it 50 bucks all in and I'll make you one since you like it so much so of UTF man I looked online how much that printer plastic cost and it's like 15 dollars for a huge amount you could probably make 50 crates for that don't try and scam me I'm not there's other costs involved than just the plastic I thought 50 bucks was a fair deal especially considering I wasn't even selling anything and you approached me to request something whatever [ __ ] there's no way you could justify $50 when you've already said that shipping was 20 and the plastic is dirt cheap you're right I think I made a calculation error bear with me a sec and I'll give you a more accurate price I'm guessing you don't have any of this stuff already and would have to buy it all in order to make one yourself so I factored that into the costs also it seems shipping was a little cheaper than I expected so apologies for that I've included the cheaper cost in a revised calculation below one kilogram of printer plastic 18 pounds shipping 10 pounds shipping materials 2 pounds 50 sandpaper of various grits 6 pounds primer 8 pounds of can lacquer 8 pounds of can acrylic paint 3 colors three pounds of tube times 3 acrylic paint thinner 6 pounds of bottle airbrush 25 pounds airbrush compressor 60 pounds 3d printer 160 pounds 18 our printer time at 8 pounds an hour 144 pounds since I will regularly have to check on it and it will also take up 18 hours of printer time that could be used for other projects 6 hours spent designing the 3d model at 12 pounds an hour 72 pounds my 15 years of design experience that allowed me to think of the idea and make it reality 300 pounds petrol costs to go to the post office 2 pounds an hour out of my day to go to the post office 10 pounds electricity to run a printer for 18 hours probably not much so this one's on the house because I'm feeling generous that makes a total of 840 pounds and 50 cents but let's just call it an even 840 my paypal is blank I'll look at it sent out within a couple of days of you sending the payment thanks so much for being supportive it's always great to hear that people like things you created this reply from leti you should print a massive tick with go F yourself written on the side and send it to him just for the lulz Opie I will pay you 50 pounds myself for you to do this please send this to this guy that was our slash using beggars and just a reminder for those of you out there who prefer to listen to my content in podcast format I do have a podcast available the links to my podcasts are down in the video description

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Length: 15min 40sec (940 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 02 2019