r/Choosingbeggars Moron Tries to SCAM COP!

welcome to our slash choosing Biggers we're a choosing beggar tries to rob a cop hi professor you are asking too much out of this assignment I am overwhelmed and will not complete it do you have an alternative I am NOT completing this one your class had an assignment every week nothing personal against you but I hate this class so can you please give me an alternative assignment and something I feel compelled to point out the subject of this email is operations management assignment number three so so this choosing beggar actually got overwhelmed after three weeks of college I've got some bad news for you bud the rest of college is actually gonna get a lot worse and there's a great contribution from the real tupa hide down in the comments well this reminds me of my sister-in-law she drank and partied her way to dropping out in her first semester of freshman year she taken out a 25k loan from the school and spent it all after dropping out mid semester and then being caught drinking in the dorms three times by police she wrote them a letter begging to have the debt forgiven because she didn't even stay one semester the rejection letter she got was hilarious edit since you guys enjoyed the common allow me to tell you more about her she also is only working a part-time job is now twenty with no license or car she still drives though despite almost going to jail for driving without a license and apparently once her 19 year old boyfriend to sell his 2008 Jeep so he can pay off her student loans and they can get married and on this next post Opie pays for a Spotify account which he lets his sister use for free on the agreement that when he wants to use it she has to get off line I think you need to start paying for your own Spotify have you tried downloading the music so you can offline stream it it might help considering you're not paying are you serious right now you're actually an effing sociopath can you please go see an epic dr. reverse uno card do you even know what a sociopath is it's much different to a psychopath you effing idiot googly you wanker epic like it's so obvious you are one how can you be this epping disgusting like I'm so disgusted of your lack of sympathy the crazy thing about all this is that Spotify is free the only benefit of a paid account is that you don't have to listen to ads so there's absolutely nothing stopping this choosing beggar from listening to the song she wants to listen to just with a couple of ads hey can I get three thumbnails for free I'm sick and really can't afford it right now hey I'm sorry to hear that you're sick I hope you get better soon I can't give you them for completely free but I'm happy to give you a 50% discount about 50 each because I do feel bad let me know a few inward well that escalated quickly hey so I just made a coffee I'm so pretty new coffee calm how the F do I have 300 followers but no effing retweets retweet my art retweet my art retweet my art retweet my art retweet my art retweet my art retweet my art retweet my art retweet my odds huh why do I have to constantly beg for this so crazy because it's been over 15 minutes and still nothing retweet my effing art really effing irritating I'd rather lose followers than keep useless epping people who don't do anything still effing nothing I get no effing support it's been 30 minutes well honestly effing disgusted I'm still waiting for retweets on my arts Wow huh honestly what the f is taking your time I really thought that I'd be happy after my strike but F II know I had my art lined up for each day for a week but you all refused to even retweet my stuff when I do post honestly I'll just let everyone stew and what I have to say tonight you all should be effing ashamed of yourselves and retweet my effing art while you're at it uh-huh lady if you're looking for exposure don't worry I got you covered it just might not be the type of exposure you were looking for and then this is how this Twitter artist interacts with her fans I get that it's hard to get people to retweet your stuff but your art is very good you're bound to get more retweets if you do things like raffles and art trades and such Wow it's almost like I've done that many times before sorry if you did and I didn't notice I just kind of skimmed through your posts and didn't see any but having a low follower count means you need to constantly get your art into new circles of people otherwise you'll hit a ceiling when everyone in your group is already following you no epping kidding that's also what I've been doing nice to know that none of my art was worthy enough for you to retweet or follow your art is nice but I am NOT following because I will not support attacking followers like this sorry it's been eight years but no one is helping because of people like you grunt selling outdoor electric grill 100 bucks is this still available would you take $60 yes it's still available I can do 70 do 50 and you got a deal why would I take less than your first offer because I was given a budget that I wasn't given before that's not how negotiating works my price isn't tied to your budget excuse me my husband said $50 and I can't go over it then why did you offer 60 bucks initially because I thought he would give me the extra 10 75 bucks in it oh and you wind up on your initial offer so why did you do that I thought my wife was going to give me five bucks but she isn't I can't tell if this is a choosing beggar or just the world's dumbest negotiator looking for personal babysitter 12:00 a.m. to 8:00 a.m. Sunday through Thursday pay $60 bi-weekly need transportation pick up and drop up CPR certified reference experience with 8 month old heart am i reading this correctly you're willing to pay $30 a week for 40 hours of babysitting lady anyone willing to watch your baby for less than $1 an hour is not the type of person you want watching any baby yeah I'd love to watch your baby I'll keep him nice and saved hey to adorable animals start on Friday August 23rd end on Sunday August 25th hi blink I'd be happy to look after your pets this weekend when would be a good time for a meet and greet I can come by any time tomorrow sorry but your rate is more than we should pay to have you watch a dog and a cat for two days I'm sorry to hear that I hope you connect with the sitter who's a better fit let me know if your plans change have a great weekend twenty dollars I'm sorry but my rates are fixed particularly for the weekend I'm not sure I know anyone in the rover community who will do sittings for twenty bucks a day but I'm happy to look around for you twenty total well I'm confident you won't find anyone on here who will go that low I'd encourage you to talk to family or friends who might be willing to look after your pets this weekend how dare you by the way be sure to like my video because if you haven't ow dare you and on this next post Opie was selling a camera for 600 bucks the guy says that he can only pay in cash and turns up with three hundred and seventy bucks and expects that'll be enough hope he didn't even get out of his car just drove off seriously I drove 40 minutes to meet you it's not even that big of a difference I'm not selling it for 230 bucks less than the price I listed and you agreed to then I want money for the gas I used getting there are you serious you agreed to a price I also drove out of my way to meet you and you tell me you accidentally didn't bring all the money now you want me to pay you fine meet next week same place and time so you do have the money yes like I said it was an accident but now you can forget it you're so rude and up yourself greedy piece of garbage okay buddy have a good one Fe you know one is going to buy it for that price effing white trash there's an even better story down in the comments by a spunky chickpea yep I heard about that scam - my dad was selling a gun a couple of years ago he and the buyer agreed on $300 over the phone buyer showed up with 220 bucks and my dad told them to eff off the buyer said I don't think so I'm Bing 224 that I'm not leaving without that gun then the dude lifted his shirt to show off the gun he was appendix carrying my dad said hey that's cool keep your shirt up for a second so my dad pulled out his camera and snapped a photo then he said can I show you something even cooler than that the buyer caught completely off-guard by the fact that my dad wasn't scared said oh sure I guess my dad pulled out his badge whoops well you see your honor when I was trying to rob him I didn't realize that he was a police officer how much what size are you looking for like full 1080 logo banner profile pic etc isn't it just the same price not really because it's based on how long it'll take me do so for example a small profile pic would be much quicker than a banner because of the size oh okay well it's just for like my Instagram page so it doesn't need to be big say like 20 bucks then 20 yes for a picture yes okay well it's actually for my birthday so could you give me a discount please wait it's your birthday today tomorrow oMG no way what it's my birthday tomorrow - oMG oh happy birthday so can I have a discount how much were you thinking 50% that sounds fair 50% off because it's your birthday Thanks no problem so that'll be 20 bucks you mean Tim bucks whoa why because you took 50% off for my birthday yeah I know silly but I added on 50% because it's my birthday fu my birthday is November 16 so I'm really hoping that in a couple months from now someone will remember and wish me happy birthday in the comments that would really make my day so I was at my corner store grabbing a Red Bull the woman in front of me has a tea in a sandwich her total comes to five something her card keeps getting declined she goes ah okay I'll be right back I guess I say excuse me but I can just pay for that for you it's not a big deal really ah no it's fine really it's okay no need to go all the way home and come back for something like that Wow thank you in that case I'll take a pack of cigarettes to me and the cashier just look at each other I would have told her to f off Lowell you and me both buddy there's no way I would have paid for that chick sandwich after she pulled that stunt dear are / ass credit do you need a virtual hug what's wrong I might I've been thinking of closing down my drive-in theater I've been running at my house a lady came by with her boyfriend last night looked at it and told me while laughing that she expected more it's free and I'm just doing this for the community I don't have much to look forward to in life so I built this thing up so people would be happy it just sucks that I can't meet the expectations of free and then the reply I work for a public library we screen movies once a month for free a local brewery donates kegs so everyone gets two free beers a local popcorn company donates popcorn this year we've had more and more people ask why we don't have soda or hot dogs some people just expect a lot and then beneath this post-death school replies I brought my co-workers donuts on Friday and of course paid out of pocket I bought two dozen to try to cheer people up one guy jokingly asked where's the coffee then again a couple hours later he says next time you should also have coffee like WTF I seriously never want to do that again hey this is choosing beggar bling said that you were the one who painted the lovely art in the blank room I showed it to my daughter and she really loved it it would mean so much to her if you would be willing to paint one for her too I'm glad she liked it and I would love to I should have some time free next weekend if that works for you this weekend would be even better I am sorry but I have to work this weekend couldn't you do it after work link is really excited I promised it would be done by the time she gets back from her dad's I really can sorry I finished work at 7:00 and you live over an hour away so so I would be really tired by the time I get to yours but like I said next weekend I would be free blank would be really disappointed I'm sorry to hear that but I really can't do this weekend fine just do it next weekend then okay how big do you want it and did you want a similar thing to the one I did for blank or something else yes exactly like but could you add extra fine things to the side huh hello haha sorry I was just feeding my cats but yes I can add the extra vines did you want the same colors as well or did you want to change them to match the rest of planks room thank you so much no problem from what I can see it shouldn't take me much more than six hours but since it would take me around three hours travel time I'll have to break it up into two days if that's ok no that's fine as long as you get it done since I already have the pain I won't charge you for it but you will need to cover my time in fuel though what no that's not right Blanc said you did Hertz for free I did but Blanc is my goddaughter and I did it for her birthday plus she only lives a few minutes away from me that's not fair do you still want it fine how much 165 pounds should cover it that's ridiculous way too much it would cost me about 65 pounds just on travel cost alone 100 pounds is for my time I'll do 65 pounds and that's me being nice that should be more than enough to just paint some flowers on the wall I'm sorry I really can't do it for 65 pounds you're so selfish you know I'm a single parent and you try to charge me a hundred and sixty five pounds for painting a wall it's because I know you're a single parent I didn't charge you for the paint as well with the pain it would have been closer to 200 pounds PS you're just being a jerk sixty-five pounds final offer no we're done here grunt oh P clearly you should have agreed to the 65 pounds gotten paid up front and then spent the whole time painting a giant butthole on the wall that was our sloshed choosing beggars and if you 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Length: 17min 38sec (1058 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 07 2019