r/Choosingbeggars RETURN THE STUFF I STOLE FROM YOU!

welcome to our slash choosing beggars where people try to apply the coronavirus discount hi Opie thanks for getting the lawn for pops when you come back to do the edging I'm in the office pulling a 12-hour shift until further notice not even sure when my next day office okay well you know how pups likes his lawn all trimmed up and stuff wait aren't you on furlough during the outbreak why can't you go into it yeah but I'm trying to save gas you live next door I'm in the next town over and don't have a trimmer I spent half of my only day off since March first clearing and cleaning your dad's yard I'm doing 12-hour shifts every day for the foreseeable future because we're critical services I don't have time to do it come over my wife will grab my lawnmower for you and you can use it just bring it back when you're done WTF man you know I'm not getting any income it's 26 miles to pops house and I don't have money for gas can't you do it please or have your wife do it you've got money for Newports though so house no work for you I've got too much stuff to do at work and at home my wife is taking care of our kids and our neighbors kids during the day get off your lazy butt and take care of your dad looking for a babysitter hi neighbors I'm planning on going back to work hopefully by April 6 if I can secure a trustworthy babysitter I have three kids one month old girl one year old boy and three year old girl and I would be paying weekly to start off with pay would be a hundred and sixty dollars a week for all children then I could up the price I'd prefer my children be cared for at the babysitter's home I'll need them picked up and dropped off before and after work I'm looking for hours 8:00 to 5:00 Monday through Friday so babysitting hours range from 7 a.m. to 6 p.m. possibly I would have to talk with and meet you in person of course before setting up care and would like to have someone that genuinely loves children if interested message me do you realize that you're paying 350 per hour for three children and dropped off and picked up I would be careful hiring anyone for this they might put your kids in danger down in the comments you can kiss me as sums of the post pretty well whomever replied got their math wrong it's even less the choosing beggar wants to pay a hundred and sixty bucks a week for 55 hours of work per week five days at 11 hours a day 160 divided by 55 is 291 dollars an hour this woman is trying to find childcare at less than $1 per child per hour I assume the babysitter in addition to picking up and dropping off the children and spending her own gas money and vehicle wear-and-tear would also be responsible for feeding three kids for free as well at the end of it the babysitter would essentially be paying the choosing beggar to watch her kids on this next post Opie was giving away ten dollars worth of Easter decorations and just left him out on her porch and said first-come first-serve then she gets this message FYI cyber bullying is a crime and if you have children maybe I should call CPS on you just remember you gave me your address and I can turn you in to Child Protective Services because you're a bully and you need to be straightened out by someone law enforcement can do that maybe you need to go to some severe mental facility to get some counseling for your attitude because nurses are abusive and you're one abusive chick CPS would take your children away from you little girl because you obviously are an abuser to people just remember you gave me your address like it's in CPS to your home this lady says cyber bullying is a crime and then immediately proceeds to cyber bully okay hi I saw your decals can you send some pics of your work here you go pricing depends on size and material difficulty of the design let me know if you're interested can you do something like this and big hmm I think so but it would be pretty expensive it would probably be cheaper to have someone print it I would do it by layering vinyls so it wouldn't look just like that picture I can send you a mock-up how big two feet across sorry two feet tall and be one foot wide yeah I can do that it'll be a hundred bucks 20 bucks we'll be due up front and is non-refundable for me to make the design if you don't like it I can tweak some stuff the additional 80 bucks is due before printing and is non-refundable once we agree on the design oh that's fine the shop quoted me $300 that's amazing do you have an email I can send the design to here's my email okay my VIN mo is blank feel free to send the 20 bucks whenever and I'll get the design made within the next two hours can you do the design before I pay I'm sick at home and my husband will have to bring the money I actually am only taking venmo right now because of the stay-at-home order I'll mail you the finish decal no I have to pay in person because it's gift cards please this is for my daughter's car and she has this disease going around gift cards I'm sorry I only accepted venmo I would normally accept cash but I'm only doing no-contact transactions right now and then she sends a picture of gamestop gift cards I'm sorry but no thank you this is the only extra I have please it's a hard time for everyone my daughter is sick do you want me to use my cash for this when she's ill please do the design I'll bring these to your house right now I'm driving over you live in Blanc right hello please tell me where you are I need these down in the comments de precios said exactly what I was thinking that's what always baffles me about this stuff your family has a deadly disease and money is tight so your first priority is a giant decal for your car and on top of that if your daughter's really sick with the corona virus why does she need a car she should be staying inside not going anywhere so this is just multiple levels of stupid tweet by the legendary mr. beast due to recent events lots of people have started hoarding food and donating less which sucks because now more than ever people need help so we build 6 in my trucks with 1 million meals for people in need go watch reply would have been better if you gave them San teasers and toilet paper makes sense having a clean butthole is way more important than literally not dying from starvation this next post is a cross post from our /mi the butthole amide the butthole for no longer giving a struggling neighbour food I'm a thirty year old female and when my husband and I got our first house I became friendly with our neighbor who had two young children two and three they're now seven and eight early on I noticed she was stressed she was working from early to late I noticed she was getting home at like 10 p.m. to 11 p.m. I started to accidentally cook extra I'd bring over Shepherd pies meat pies fish pie etc I had to accidentally have too many steaks or food that was about to go bad and this led to the children just having dinner at our place we recently discovered that our daughter has a meat allergy so everything's been swapped to a veggie option me and my partner have decided it'll make life a whole lot easier to make the switch with her to put it bluntly I'm not cooking two meals we usually avoid soy and just do vegetables vegetable lasagna mushroom burgers etc broccoli and kale mac and cheese well neighbor decided to complain that I was trying to convert her children who now refuse to eat food she cooks so I've stopped cooking for her she apologized and has asked me to cook but she's never appreciated what I've done for her and complaining has just pushed it all over the edge my husband thinks I'm being a butthole and that she was just being a concerned parent and clearly feels bad about accepting my charity and then down in the Commons an active account has a similar story I fell for this with jerky making I would make batches on Sunday to practice and bring it to work on Mondays then hiking season started and I was making them on Friday and eating them during the two day long hikes that's why I was practicing in the first place sure enough Monday's after a two-day hike my coworkers are complaining that I didn't bring any jerky had one tell me that he stopped bringing lunch on Mondays because I can just fill up on free jerky on this next post Opie's minecraft account got hacked and then he gets this email hey I'm the one who's been on your Minecraft account I would really appreciate it if you gave the password I bought and grinded a lot of stop on there and I know you don't know me but it would mean a lot to me I love how one of the automated Gmail responses this is what for this next post Opie's ex-roommate after two months of leaving piles of stuff at his place finally returns to pick it up and sends this text message warm up lunch and open the beers daddy's coming home what do you mean you won't feed me you won't offer me beers are you joking no hospitality we're in the middle of a pandemic dude no I'm not feeding you and giving you beers and then down the comments Opie ads don't worry I put all of his junk in a giant pile in the garage he was really offended I told my roommate who was working in the garage that he was sick oh did I forget to mention he was sick I don't want your camera I don't then why are you still messaging me because you're an effing dick and you're not willing to be flexible with buyers you're never gonna find someone to sell your camera to besides me and you're being a jerk forty bucks with delivery your camera is sucky dude you've got some serious problems Lowell but I women leave me alone hi I saw your work on Facebook and I am interested can you please send some examples sorry these aren't the best pics but if you have an idea of what you might want I can give you a price quote my dog died and I'd like a paw prints I'm sorry to hear that do you have a design in mind no I was hoping you could make something sure are you thinking of putting this on a car I have white vinyl I usually charge to make a design but I can do that part for free you'll just have to pay for the vinyl and shipping costs yes on the back of our Range Rover it's white so white would be good okay I'm thinking six inches by four inches it would come to 16 bucks with shipping I have a few designs in mind would you like to approve them first or be surprised a surprise is fine I like your work Thanks my Binh mo is blank I'll send it tomorrow I actually a mailing to feel free to pick I couldn't decide on a design if you're doing that I'll put the other stake our jeep but can you send one more for my husband's car I actually am nearly out of this vinyl and I've already sealed up the mailer I'm sorry I hope you love the - I sent I can do more if you want but I'd have to quote you as a different order once you receive these you can let me know which design you'd prefer and I can make another so you'll send two but not three unfortunately I'm pretty pressed for time right now I cut two because I wanted to make sure you got a design you liked I'm happy to make another for the same price our cars are gonna look silly with to having them but not the third I would like a refund I'm sorry I only charge you for the vinyl so it's not refundable if the cuts get to you and you're not happy with them I can cut a new one but you'll have to provide the design I'm not happy with the one do you since I put them in the mail 20 minutes ago I want a new one all right you know what I was able to get it from the mailbox I've gone ahead and taken out the extra decal that way your cars won't look silly enjoy man this lady is weird she was originally happy with the order but once she found out she was getting extra then she became pissed off and on top of that this lady can afford three cars but not three stickers hi blink can I have the small black backpack bag for five pounds please hi Steven yes of course my mom will be in from 3:00 p.m. onwards tonight at that suit you can't you meet me halfway no I can't I'm sorry I don't think I can help you if you're not willing to collect can you ask your mom to meet me in reading if she knows where reading is do you charge for delivery or opposed I'm sorry but it's collection only what do you mean you can come and collect the bag but I'm not posting it I'm afraid a few then if I see you any time in reading with the bag I take bag from you and I won't pay the five pounds I'll just steal the bag from you and once I'm still in the bag from you I'll find somewhere and I will strip naked and I will the bag I gotta hand it to this guy it's not every day that you see someone threatened to Ray your backpack headline Taylor Swift spinner Wednesday giving money to fans whose incomes have been affected by coronavirus DM from Taylor Swift India I am so sorry things are tough right now and I'd like to give to $3,000 to help ease that strain can you please in the email address for your PayPal account love Taylor then reply to that news story honestly it's selfish as hell to me millions of people need that money not just her fans I know right is there anything more selfish than giving someone $3,000 Taylor Swift is such a jerk on this next post a local church does a food drive every week for the pandemic and this is a reply to the post is the food organic I'm very particular about the food I consume do they make appointments I don't like waiting in line that was our slice choosing beggars and if you liked this video then hit that subscribe button because I put out new reddit content every single day

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Length: 14min 19sec (859 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 15 2020