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welcome to our slash choosing beggars where a lady gets handed free money and think it's angry about it on this next post Opie's friend accidentally sent money to the wrong number hello I accidentally sent you money I guess Merry Christmas hope it helps you out I don't have money for food and to pay my bills I need $3500 thank you take your $35 back true story I had a lady color clinic today saying she needed to be treated for the corona virus because she traveled through LAX and happened to be near some Chinese people she proceeded to berate my medical assistant when my medical assistant informed her we had no test for the virus but that if she's having signs and symptoms she would be best to go to the local emergency department plot twist she had no insurance and wanted us to see her at no cost ultimately the conversation ended poorly with a lady calling back and leaving a voicemail that she'll be coming in in the morning to give man to talk to the manager I'm super pumped for her to be greeted by my Asian face this lady doesn't have the coronavirus this lady has the Kara no virus on this next post Opie makes and sells candles is this still available yes where are you located blacksburg same what's the least you'll take for them $7 you want to pay seven for all of them my kids sick with the stomach bug and I'll have to take him out to see the doctor today so I can meet their small accept the big one which is at Ollie's for six dollars then buy them at Ollie's bet I'd rather buy him new than from a stupid little mouthy ah if you'd rather buy them new then why are you on the Facebook marketplace you stupid [ __ ] hey I have a wedding this Saturday and was wondering if you could do my makeup of course send me some pictures for ideas and then the choosing beggar sends an image okay that'll be easy I charge 15 bucks for eyes $20 for full phase and an additional five bucks if you don't bring your own lashes WTF why so much it's just for a few hours well if you bring your own makeup eye shadow highlight lashes Foundation etc I can do a whole face for only 10 bucks since you're my friend I don't have any good brand makeup like you do and barely have any foundation left why would I pay for something that I'll only have for a few hours anyways can't you just do mine since we're friends it'll be good for practice I promise you I've had plenty of practice considering you want to use my makeup it'll take my time skills and I'll be using my inventory name brand makeup is not cheap and if I did everyone's makeup for free then I never had money to get new products not to mention things like moisturizers and brush cleaners didn't get a job excuse me I'm in college I have a job but I can't use all the money I earn buying eyeshadows so I can do other people's makeup for free when I have more important things to spend it on like books intuition you wouldn't ask an electrician to change your lights for free whatever I'll just get bling to do it she does better anyways and I know she won't charge me considering blank is one of my close friends I know for a fact she'll charge you and probably more than 15 bucks considering she's low on money and doesn't do favors but good luck and then Opie reached out to her friend the other makeup artist hey hey did blank text you asking you to do her makeup for the bridesmaids position no was she supposed to she said she was going to get you to do it because I refused to do it for free here I'll send you the screenshots huh then Opie posted screenshots lmao she knows my price range doesn't change I charge 40 bucks for a full phase and don't offer lashes you got to bring your own also I don't do bold looks like that anyways I only have natural palettes I can't do colors like you can she's out of luck then I figured you'd say that Lowell I'm not surprised you didn't message you thanks no problem babe oh yes the classic choosing bigger arguments I can't afford it so I need you to get a job so you can afford it give it to me for free hi blink Wow can I just say I'm extremely impressed with not only the quality of the activity book but also the speed in which it was ready I thought for a seventeen-year-old you're incredibly talented but not only are you 17 you're a minority may I ask where you learn to create the pages I'm not trying to steal your ideas at all I'm just impressed I'd like to order a second one for my son Blanc I'd be willing to post your business on my blog and tell my mom friends about it in exchange for a double lengths book at a reduced price maybe fifteen dollars instead of fifty trust me the revenue you'll bring in will make up for it again I'm entirely impressed with the quality of your work keep it up sincerely blink hi Blanc I'm not insanely comfortable with your request at all saying I'm talented for a minority is not a compliment at all it's extremely underhanded and rude while I might be 17 I'm providing a product for you and would like respect secondly I'm a college student making activity books takes about an hour per page unless I stay up for days at a time it takes a while for me to make a 20 page book nonetheless a 40 page one I refuse to do 40 hours of work for 15 bucks an exposure if you have another offer any questions feel free to let me know Thanks I'm thoroughly disappointed I thought you would be grateful for the opportunity especially since you're most likely in a rough financial position I refuse to pay full price when I have equally valuable things to offer this is not a sound business practice on your part and when you mature you'll see how great this could have been after hearing about you from blank I was excited to work with you however she was right you're irresponsible and unprofessional please contact me when you're ready to make adult decisions oh my god this choosing beggar logic I can tell that you're in a rough financial position so here let me help you out by getting a huge discount on your product next we have an update to a previous choosing backers post as a reminder a girl in college had a book that the choosing beggar needed and opie offered to take pictures of the pages that he needed and send the pictures to him but the choosing beggar refused and demanded that Opie meet him at his house and said something to the effect of why don't you come to my house are you afraid I'm gonna rape you were something anyways Opie post an update hey Opie its blank someone else let me use his account since you blocked me on my one do you still have the book I need it for another essay sorry still using it I can send photos if needed but I'm not meeting you anywhere to share it nothing even happened last time I didn't even go to the library yes it did not in regards to the book but I saw the post you made about me like I said I'll send you photos of what you need because I'm way too nice but I'm not going to meet you anywhere and I'm not talking to you before or after any lectures girl come on I just need the dang book I'll meet you in public if that makes you feel safer but I don't want photos dude I'm not meeting you anywhere it's photos or nothing should have thought about that before you made that post if your next message isn't the page numbers or chapters I'm not responding Oh for F sake you're always effing overreacting the post wasn't even about you good job reporting me to blank by the way but I guess it didn't work as you planned because I'm still here just give me the dang book I can pick it up from blanks office if need be we both have these modules together tomorrow I'll see you isn't it also your birthday tomorrow might wanna watch out before I give you a present and knock you the F out ah no answers now you're an effing wussy probably why you got mugged easy targets hmm let's see promising not to rape people victim-blaming muggers and threatening to beat women over a book I think it's time to report this guy to the campus authorities looking for a professional slash talented amateur photographer in the southeast or willing to travel down I have some things coming up soon as some collaborations with some brands and I need a few shoots done as it'll be for some companies I'll need to see some of your work as I need professional images shots will range from standing jumping XC possibly beach obviously I can offer massive exposure and promotion for your business and happy to discuss them free of charge direct promotions in exchange for a shoot thank you and if you're wondering how much exposure this world-famous Instagrammer can offer it's a whopping seventy six thousand follower account lady if you're picking up for your exposure to actually matter then you're big enough to pay people free puppies these to Akita pups are looking for their forever home both are male playful smart and curious they're eight weeks old vaccinated and dewormed either will make the perfect family pets so cute I wish we didn't already have Luna adorable you won't have any problem finding a home for these cuties I want them both you have to pay for the neuter I'm sorry we only have one left unfortunately we can't cover the cost of neutering but it shouldn't be very expensive I went both so make it happen if you won't be to fix the dogs throw in some food or toys I'm sorry but the puppy is no longer available f you and your stupid dogs you and your gay family are effing are words learn your head learn your breads those pups are obviously st. Bernard's here's a word of advice about the world of dog breeding don't take advice about dog breeds from someone who thinks it's spelled dog bread's posted to the off-grid and homestead lady's Facebook group I need your opinions if I'm in the wrong here a friend of mine bought a house on a couple of acres she asked me to give her a few hints by few she meant six and no roosters I have 16 hens we're a family of six so we have enough to keep us covered I told her that I don't have hims to give her since we have just enough for us now she's mad she said well it's not like chickens are expensive so whatever I told her to start out with chicks like the rest of us now she's extra mad Lowell she said she doesn't want to wait six months for eggs I got - chicks raise them and waited for them to start laying should I have given her hens I'll add that she wanted me to deliver them as well about 40 miles lady if chickens aren't that expensive thing you can buy your own hey babe I finally put a date down for my wedding and was hoping that you'd come uh obviously but was also wondering if you'd be alright doing the photography there as well obviously you can invite a plus-one let me know asap please ex ex ex Hey Oh congratulations of course I love to but I need to know when it is its 22nd of August I went photos taken before the wedding though you know when we're getting ready so it's something to remember okay yeah I'm free then I'll book it in now because I'm usually packed in August with weddings I needed a positive 250 pounds in May don't worry I've added a friends-and-family discount Wow wait seriously why do I have to pay I assumed I wouldn't need to pay a single thing considering we were best mates at school he's in charge blank when it was her wedding so why do I have to pay well yeah blank is my sister and I didn't charge blank as it as a wedding gift from me and she paid for my room at the hotel and my drinks all night not that that should even matter anyway just because we were friends at school doesn't mean I have to give you freebies this is my wage if I don't charge you then it wouldn't be fair to anyone else well you can F up you're not coming to the wedding anymore so after your invite you fed jerk lovely thanks for your interest anyway have a lovely day TV 42 inches free looking for someone who needs to give a TV to a good home and would be able to deliver it to us ours is a bad one HDMI one has a shortened the TV and HDMI 2 has no sound and will be throwing out this TV after we get a good one so a donation would be great for us if possible please and then people absolutely dogpile this choosing beggar in the comments you want a free TV delivered to you because your HDMI ports don't work hey uncle I got an idea get a job and put the crack down Costco sells them go buy yourself one 4k only please I don't like the 1080p that's not how adulting works you get a job and buy yourself a new TV then you'll feel good about yourself and your choices I want my 70 inch delivered it better be smart to do you want a tampon delivered with it yeah effing [ __ ] get a job absolutely true story I just got off the phone with a woman who's organizing an event this summer in Chicago to bring awareness to how underpaid most musicians and music teachers are she wanted to know if I would do a short talk and performance I told her I'd be honored to do both when I told her my fee she told me they wouldn't be able to pay me as payment for speakers and performers was not in our budgets I asked her again what the purpose of the event was what problem they were trying to bring attention to when she told me I told her to look in the mirror oh no no you misunderstand we do believe performers should be paid just not by us we don't have it in the budget which implies we do have a budget for other things just you know not for the sole reason why we created this organization in the first place am I really being greedy my daughter's fourth birthday parties this weekend at a trampoline park I'm paying five hundred and forty three dollars for this party of twenty I asked for the people who are coming if they could chip in a small portion its $22 a child yet everyone got mad and said if they have to pay they aren't coming am I really supposed to pay for 20 people to come to my child's birth that's been planned for months lady if you get in a room with 20 people and every single person has mad at you and calling you a butthole then the answer to the question is yes you're the butthole not them hi I saw your art on tick-tock and saw you make stickers how much do you charge $3 per sticker not including shipping what are all the ones you have hang on I'll send a picture these are the ones I have that are already made I have other options that I just haven't laminated yet but it doesn't take me long what do you mean these were all drawings from my sketchbook I took those and photocopied them and shrunk them then I laminate them with an adhesive side and cut around the edges labors of love and stuff so you don't draw each one individually no I would take too much time I think $3 is too much if it's not original work also it's really unprofessional that you're swearing to customers Lowell the F I'm not a business I just do this as a side hustle it absolutely is a business I'm going to report you for skinny people for fake art you found me on tick-tock how on earth did you think I was a business if you give me hand-drawn stickers for free I won't report you if you pay me does this kid think he's gonna report Opie to the tic-tock police hey I saw on your channel that you hit 10,000 subscribers and most people when they hit a lot of subs dude giveaways but you haven't done any so I was wondering if you can do a giveaway I really need a new gaming console gaming chair and a gaming setup it would be a good deed if I won I'm giving you 250 euro PSN cards is that okay it's not enough you make enough money so give me at least 250 euros Jesus Christ buddy calm down you're getting 250 euros okay okay even though it's nothing here's a hundred euro code that's also a 100 euro code and that's a 50 euro code happy now not really but thinks I guess they are fake you bastard I hate you I'm blocking you that's what you get for being a choosing bigger thanks for the free reddit Karma by the way so I went to go grab some coffee before class and this homeless guy came in and was asking for food and everyone kept telling him no so I decided to give him my sweet bread I had he had the audacity to tell me that he didn't want bread and I said wow that's really ungrateful and he started to argue with me that why was I giving him bread when he wanted a burrito all right it's a literal choosing beggar that was our slash choosing beggars if you liked this video then hit that subscribe button because I put out new reddit videos every single day

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Length: 18min 18sec (1098 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 23 2020