r/Choosingbeggars "GIVE ME YOUR IPHONE!"

I'm gonna report you to Facebook it's supposed to be first a message you won't be able to sell anything ever again well do what you want I've got all good reviews except one like it's gonna do anything it's first-come first-served and they asked about it yesterday so that's final go F yourself I was the first person to message you about it you effing bundle of sticks looking motor ever I have proof and you will be banned immediately and won't be able to sell anything anymore promise that how do you know you were first one you don't have my message er what I want to know is what's a motor F er is that one of those people who has passionate hugging with cars welcome to our slashed using beggars where exposure pays the bills this was one of my favorite places to go after school but there was always a thought in my mind that it was far too expensive that never bothered me and over the years I spent tons of money and asked them once to lend me a dollar as I go there everyday the man at the counter the owner said no and yelled at me to get out really rude and condescending I recommend people not to go and not to get involved with an overpriced restaurant if you can even call it that dear choosing beggar we've seen you come in numerous times over the years and have repeatedly asked to have us give you credit which you have never paid back we've never said anything until now because we know you however this is becoming a habit and we can no longer keep giving you our products at a reduced price because you don't have the money you've said multiple times that you'll pay back next time and we've never received any such payment we're disappointed that you would post a review out of spite and I hope this won't become a habit for you as such behavior is unacceptable hello I love your art you are good thank you you can draw my friend she's birthday I want to make a gift to her please this is a photo of my friend okay do you want a portrait full-color give me a moment and I'll send you the my Commission's prices oh no no money please do me a drawing she will like it she is my best friend please only a portrait no color please it's easy okay uh thank you thank you I sent you the drawing uh-huh which for those who are listening and not watching is a terrible mspaint drawing you're right it was easy what is this this is no my friend this is a bad drawing what are you doing this is what you get by ordering a free drawing I don't care about your reasons if you want to drawing from an artist pay for it you are me bad artist bad person hate you love you to review one star my wife and I contacted this company for an emergency repair of our refrigerator which stopped cooling and freezing we had $300 worth of food at stake when we called we just got an answering device which I explained we needed an immediate repair and left our number - please call us back no one ever did as far as this company having 24 hour emergency repair it doesn't response from the owner hello blink all of our operations are shut down due to Hurricane Dorian our service area is currently covered by evacuation orders and hurricane warnings I'm sorry for your loss of food however understand that the safety of my team and their families comes first during these times as soon as it's deemed safe to continue operations we will to leave a business a one-star review because you didn't get a response while a category 5 storm is hitting our area is incredible from David the owner man reviews like this make me think that businesses need an app that allows them to rate customers the 7-eleven Twitter manager sucks but my birthday is 7-eleven and I tweeted at them because I asked a worker if I can get a large Slurpee instead of a small because it's also my birthday you get a small on 7-eleven for free in case you didn't know and he said no I tweeted them as a joke and they said something like hey let's make this a good birthday DMUs I did they didn't reply for five days then got my address and then it didn't get to my house for a full month they sent me a shirt and some coupons and the only Slurpee coupon was for a small Slurpee I can guarantee you that the person working at 7-eleven intentionally added a small Slurpee coupon just a ticket of this choosing beggar hey hun was wondering if you could help me in my family and my kids please we have no food I don't get paid till the 28th and I'll pay you back if I can borrow like 30 or 40 I'll let you hold my card tell payday I don't even really know you I'll pay you back it's for my kids so I can feed them you can hold on to my card I'm sorry I can't just hand over cash to a stranger I'd buy you some groceries but I'm not comfortable handing you cash but I need personal stuff I'm giving you something to hold on to so you know you're getting paid back you said you were just getting food for your kids yes and I'm on my period and need women things but you'll have my bank card and info till payday whoa I'm a girl I don't mind buying woman things okay but I'd rather do it cuz I get embarrassed by others buying my stuff I am only asking for 40 20 bucks for food and 20 bucks for my pads and toilet paper sorry I'm not just gonna hand you cash you'll have my bank card that my money goes to on the 28th I hear you I'm still not handing cash of someone that I don't know sorry okay I'd be more than willing to buy you some groceries but I have a feeling that this isn't about groceries Lowell yes it's about food and pads but I have my kids and want to go to the store myself with them to pick out what they want but I don't understand how it's a big deal me giving you the card my money gets put on you hold on to it till payday and I'll get the money from the ATM to pay you back you're holding on to something important so you know you'll get it back if it was you and I had it I would have done it for you and put my trust in it for you you could have easily just told me what they wanted someone who is actually concerned about getting their kids food wouldn't care about doing it themselves I don't know you so you shouldn't put any trust in me just like I can't trust you like I said if you were truly concerned about your kids having food you would have taken my offer hiring position is sugar daddy requirements 30 to 50 years old must spoil me must not want sugar please apply with proof of income ah yes what every man wants to give a girl money and her not to anything in return you self shame Friday here I come down this is my boyfriend's nightstand not a fan please roast and then tell me how to tactfully say no you need to get something different today I learned there's actually a Facebook group for rain shaming selling black lights 25 bucks I'm in a wheelchair what's the lowest you can go well what do you mean oh now you respond thirty minutes later the heck do you think you're special because you're in a wheelchair I ain't gotta sell you anything disabilities don't get discounts unless I see fit and you suggesting you get one is hilarious good day sir hey thanks for letting me use your Wi-Fi no problem I know the feeling being without Wi-Fi sucks so bad Lowell yeah but I was just wondering if I could ask you a question sure the download speed is pretty bad like 15 my boobs bad there is a package on Novus it has a gigabit internet plan for a hundred and twenty dollars a month it's not really that much from what you pay now I have a sneaking suspicion that the very next text message is bro what's wrong the Wi-Fi password doesn't work anymore Oh to whomever posted my status asking for help on reddit thanks for making me cry also no one has sent me any help in the form of money or gifts for the upcoming semester I just wanted an effing iPhone so I could feel accepted and not a single epping person offered to buy me a new one I don't want your poor people Androids to make things worse my loan payments for my business are due and none of you have even having inquired about doTERRA and the amazing products I sell thanks a lot buttholes I hope you all die I just looked up doTERRA and of course essential oils pure and natural I should have guessed looking for a part-time job I need to make five hundred bucks a week I can only work Thursday and every other weekend unless it's nice outside then I will need off with pay thanks in advance any leads are helpful someone in the comments did the math and that's 31 bucks an hour for eight days of working a month but probably lower than that because of nice weather good luck Dana I think the only job that will let you pull off that kind of money is standing on a street corner stick around until the end to witness the cheesiest of beggary about two years ago I was working in one of those enormous electronic retailers you know the ones where none of the staff know anything about electronics pcs were my thing and I was good at fixing them and even better at selling them I'd often find that customers gravitated towards me because I look like a nerdy PC guy I also have massive dreadlocks which tend to catch the eye one of those many customers was a woman and her 12 year old daughter like a lot of kids her age she wanted to be a gaming youtuber slash streamer and her mother was frustrated at the investment required to buy a PC that could handle tasks we got chatting about my dreadlocks and she pointed out that she was a hairdresser and might know someone who could do some maintenance on my hair based on this I committed mistake number one I gave her my phone number a couple weeks go by and I get a phone call from her she apologizes profusely but states that she tried to get a cheap PC on some local selling side and isn't sure if it's legit the sellers are at her house right now and she wants to know if I'll come over and check it out now I was once of the opinion that if you're able to help someone and it won't cost you anything to give out that help you should just help them mistake number two I went over to her house the PC looked pretty solid at first glance obviously cobbled together from salvaged part but that's not a bad thing she gave me about five minutes to check it out which is nowhere near long enough she didn't have any speakers or headphones to see if the sound worked she also wouldn't let me connect it to a router and it clearly didn't have Wi-Fi basically I was heavily hamstrung and I told her that I wouldn't be able to check it properly but that looked pretty solid as you can imagine a few things turned out to be wrong with it the ethernet drivers didn't function and it sometimes had trouble booting up nothing major but I could see they were disappointed so I said I'd happily sort it out for them mistake number three I offered more help a few more days go by and I'm gonna local pub with some friends turning my liver into soup sampling a few of their more dangerous ales little did I know that my phone which was on silent was in the process of receiving a whopping five voicemails and two texts it would seem that our lovely choosing burger had decided that my inability to pick up was evidence of my unwillingness to honor my offer the voicemails in particular were full of statements about how I was a terrible person for abandoning them and how I am solely responsible for her daughter's birthday present let's not forget that at this point I had said nothing and still fully intended to help fix these minor issues with her PC any sane human being would not assume that their inability to contact me was somehow a convoluted statement on my part of a lack of desire to do the job what ensued was the most mind-boggling ly nutty series of text messages I've ever received naturally interspersed with endless phone calls and voicemails these included insults threats and at one point an accusation that I was a pedophile ladies and gentlemen you've stuck with me this far so it would be remiss of me to not reward your perseverance with the most insane exchange of electronic messages in the history of human conversation I've got two old pcs could we take any bits out of them can you call me please are you okay why are you not answering me you do have some responsibility in this mistake blink and I hope you will help me make it right hi I'm actually quite hard to reach by phone when I'm not at work and I'm not really a big phone user like most people my age and I often tend to let the battery run down without noticing I was out in the piste yesterday so it ran out of battery and I've just now plugged it in I'm on Facebook a lot though so most people tend to reach me on there when they need me I've read your five messages and listened to your two voicemails and frankly it was terrifying to listen to I helped you guys out and expected nothing in return but the fact that you're now trying to make me responsible blaming me for something that was totally beyond my control and demanding my help shows this isn't a friendship as I previously assumed friends don't make demands they make requests I will build your daughter a PC because eh I said I would and a man is only as good as his word and B your daughter is a good kid who deserves the chance to follow her dreams after that our relationship will be done and we'll part ways you may bring me the old PC in the elgato whenever it's convenient for you as well as the cash you have in your budget I'll do my best just as I've been doing this whole time I am sorry it wasn't good enough if you would prefer to find another PC technician then I'll be understanding of that that is a negative way blink look I'm not blaming you so let's not twist this you came over and said it was good to buy so I did and then after it didn't work and you admitted you should have looked at it more thoroughly and I said don't worry but the cops have said that whoever checked it over is the reason they can't take it further and I have to agree I would have never paid a hundred and sixty dollars if you had checked it correctly but I do take some part in this so let's not get things twisted I don't do reverse psychology you know deep down you should have done more tests and so do you you are looking to not be friends this is deflecting and that is your choice but I am sad to hear this but if this is how you deal with things then so be it but yes your promise to blink would be great and I find it hard to believe you haven't seen my missed calls it ring a lot not straight into answering machine I hope we can stay friends but don't twist things blink please I'm too old for that the reason I didn't blow was because I thought it was fixable but clearly it isn't and if you had done the correct checks then I wouldn't be in this situation be honest with yourself blink you messed up and so did I by assuming you checked it correctly you've admitted on numerous occasions that you know nothing about computers do you have any idea how difficult it is a test a PC in under five minutes without being connected to the Internet's still if you're concerned that I'm unfit to perform this task which I'm offering to do for free then I'll happily resign from it also it's simply not true that me checking it over has anything to do with the cops being unable to attempt a conviction the reason the cops can't do anything is because you privately purchase something at face value you agreed to buy the PC as it was for the price you paid that polish guy might be a [ __ ] but he hasn't broken any laws that is not what they said why are you trying to fight with me stop it I know complaining about PC yes I did say that but you also said it was good to go and if you had any doubt you should have said at the time I'm not fighting with you blank so stop it and if you knew the cops wouldn't say anything why didn't you say so at the time they said it's civil because it had been checked by you so they haven't done anything illegal I'm not interested in fighting either I'm trying to make you understand that I'm not obliged to do anything I don't have to build a PC for you I don't have to answer the phone to you I didn't have to help you and give up entire evenings of my free time for you I did all of those things because I believe that if you can help people you should help people can you not see that by telling me I am responsible and that by repeatedly saying that I should have tried harder you're throwing all of my help back in my face you're a grown woman you've traveled the world seen many things and met many people how can you be so lacking in basic social skills read back through the messages you sent to me think about the voicemails you left me then imagine being me waking up this morning and reading them how do you think they made me feel seriously think about it Oh f off blank you're being a total butt now and don't treat me like I'm some fool and talk down to me like I'm stupid you are being a complete but now denial and deflecting go to heck I will sort this stuff out myself you said you're a pedo maybe that's your issue how dare you talk or treat me and blink like we're idiots you clearly have mental health issues go get help and f you for making me lose a hundred and sixty dollars and making out it was all okay so I handed the cash over them you bought the wrong donegal and has to buy another you are messed up so just go to heck now you make me sick I are as bad as they are butthole okay have a nice life do my ever talk to me or attacked me again or approach my child on your shop I think the problem is a bit deeper how [ __ ] I will not let you get away with this you ever fat sick twisted but who al are a liar I know it now go and get some help and don't ever text me again who I lost me 200 as I had to buy more stuff and drive you a key and forth huh alright then good luck with that you really are a nasty man I thought you are a decent clearly not sad it got to this but I guess it's your way out isn't it not really I've repeatedly told you I'll build the PC even after all the mean things you've said even after you accused me of being a sexual abuser I'm still happy to keep my word you're saying I'm a nasty person but of the two of us you're the only one who is being verbally abusive look I never did called you that you said you were aware that you were that way but anyways let's be peaceful it's not nice blank at all no I didn't I said that you have to be careful about what people think when you're a grown man doing a favor for a young girl that's all you've just hurled a barrage of abuse at me you've just called me fat sick and twisted those are horrible things to say to someone well you've been nasty to me too I'm in tears blank and so is my daughter let's leave it I can't take this anymore okay and you think this is the end of the conversation but no 20 minutes later you have just been in complete denial of any fault and has cost me two hundred and fifty dollars in total that is my point and that is it and if you want to be in denial then so be it that's your mind not mine take care and wish you the best but you ever hurt me and my daughters so much I do bite back but what do you expect leave it there and I will bring the single on for a refund and blink will have to live with nothing ganks to you and to scammers who walked all over us and I'm sorry I hurt you but this whole thing has hurt my daughters so much and you just added to it and I just broke down in a public place you're just good at psychology but so am I and when people twist things that get personal then so do I and I'm sure you must get that hard that's all I won't be treated like some fool and that is how I feel okay you don't need to build my daughter anything she will have to go without I just want to say the words I used were not nice and it's on my mind as I am NOT a cruel person but you drive me down that Lane and took me into a dark place but I feel that I shouldn't have said such things regardless as this isn't my try nature but I've been pissed about left right and center with this and my daughter has to pay the price for people's foolishness honesty and clarity is all I wanted and I got denial excuses and just more pain so I directed it back at you as I am NOT at fault here you should have said I haven't looked at it fully and then I would never have handed the cash over you said it was fine and all I needed to get was a dongle I foolishly trusted your judgment as this is what you do and look at the consequences it has cost me a lot of money and my daughter has no birthday gift don't do something with somebody Elvis than cash if you're not sure I would have never handed your own money across so you had no right to do that with mine that's all and then you had me drive around to put your mistakes right which cost me a fortune and then my daughter had to face the police who told me what I already knew I feel you should get my daughter one for your mistake but that won't happen so yes I'm angry and I will be for a long time this is my daughter we're talking about when I have kids you will understand but I wish I never chose those words and for that I am a fool for letting anybody take me there I'm done and that's all I have to say but I wish you the best and if April will see you in small clay yes your honor for evidence I would like to present this text message Exhibit A that was our slash choosing beggars and this is our slash puppy bloopers the voicemails in particular were Hugo the voicemail and how I am solely responsible for her daughter's birthday and how I am solely responsible for oh and you know go come on man just can you chill out take it easy stop interrupting me pretty please dog and how I dog you go chill popper you go and and how I am dog what do you want want some pets you want some pets and screechie scratches go cuddle cuddle play I can't play with you dog and how I am and how I am solely dog please and and how I am solely responsible for her daughter's birthday present dog pooch popper what do you want you want to play go get it um alright dog and how I am solely responsible dog [Music] pupper please papi please and how I am solely responsible for her daughter's birthday present why do I bother just for me did you bring me your toy so I can have it this year with me no you want to play tug of war it's mine I'm stronger than you dog I wait for like 150 pounds man you can't win this you can't win this puppy dog as well just stop recording

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Length: 27min 2sec (1622 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 20 2019