r/Choosingbeggars Happy Birthday! NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!

today's video is sponsored by raycon welcome to our slash choosing beggars where many christmases get ruined this sign is posted on the window of a 7-eleven we understand that schools are closed and that some families rely on school lunches so monday through friday from 11 a.m to 12 p.m kids 18 and younger can have a slice of pizza and a banana with a big gulp on us and then a comment beneath that except how healthy is that the banana okay but pizza and big gulp yeah what kind of monster feeds hungry children do you guys like games here's something i've always wanted to try and i hope it isn't disrespectful or anything draw something for me here are the rules draw me a person that has a masquerade mask a crown and a cape have them do some grooving i'll pick the top three and give them 10 bucks have fun i love how this choosing beggar starts his post like jigsaw from saw do you want to play a game also this gives me a great idea for a fan contest i want each of you to send me a brand new tesla car i'll pick my three favorites and give those people one thousand dollars each wow this next comment was said in response to an open source plugin another alternative is to remove the plugin and give a one-star rating for a developer response then the developer replies you know what i'll do for you i'm gonna offer you a complete refund for the full zero dollars that you paid for the use of this plugin and for your use of its free support forum how does that sound to you look roy and everyone else on this forum who treats us like a customer service kiosk you are not my customer and this plug-in is not a product if you want someone to hold your hand and treat you like an incapable infant even after they've already answered your question that's fine by me you can go buy a support subscription from a company whose product does what this plugin does you and your rating really doesn't matter to me but the fact that you might think you can get better support by threatening such a thing tells me everything i need to know to make sure you're someone with whom this interaction will be my last so go ahead and leave your one star review while simultaneously ignoring the answer to the question you asked because that makes a whole lot of sense these stickers i purchased from you are way too small for my use i wanted to use it as a sticker for my car anyway can i return these hello i'm sorry the size you ordered wasn't what you were expecting as per my shop policies i gladly accept returns you can post it to the return address on the envelope when i receive the order undamaged i'll issue a full refund would you like to reorder in a larger size for bumper stickers i usually recommend at least four to five inches thank you for reaching out i'm not spending money to ship this back to you when i spend spent 1.19 cents in shipping for an item that you put a single stamp on honestly if you ask me i overpaid you to ship this to me in the first place i spent enough on two small stickers if you can't help and accommodate by sending one larger i'll reach out to etsy for a full refund thank you i'm sorry that you feel this way processing and handling in a shipping tax is factored onto the final price of orders which is why the final cost of shipping is more than a single stamp it covers envelopes packaging and the time to put this all together i absolutely did offer to accommodate this order since i offered a full refund once your order was returned to me i sent out the size that you ordered which was one two inch sticker and one three inch sticker this wasn't the largest size that i offer if you had ordered a larger size then i would have sent you a larger size please take this into account if you're ordering for something like a bumper sticker if you would still like a full refund which i've already offered you may still send this back to me lol enjoy your review smiley face and an envelope costs 5 cents i don't want to hear an excuse and then opie posts a review review 2 stars too small not worth the cost for such a small sticker shipping was a scam sent with a stamp and then opie replies to that review i'm sorry that you found it both necessary and appropriate to try to extort free items from my shop by threatening a negative review it's unfortunate that you were unhappy with the sizes that you specified and chose which is why i offered a hassle-free return and full refund on top of the 10 off coupon included the item size is clearly shown in the photos relative to my hand and that along with the smaller size that you individually requested is what was sent as you confirmed in our conversation you mentioned that these stickers were meant to be bumper stickers yet you chose to order the smallest size that i offer two to three inches i did not appreciate your aggressive lull enjoy your reviews smiley face message that i received upon offering a full refund and coupon and then the choosing beggar updated their review one star every time i see a screenshot of something from etsy on r slash choosing beggars it makes etsy look like an absolute hellscape does anyone out there have any experience using sc as a creator because i'm curious to know if it's as bad as it seems let me hear from you down in the comments i'd really enjoy getting a guitar but that would involve exchanging all these stupid gifs that are unwanted and useless so if anyone has the receipts i need them immediately please and thank you i'm gonna set fire to all this garbage i don't want or need it's a shame all the rapping that was wasted up front if you think this is the rant of an angsty teenager then you're only about half right this guy is actually 35 years old dude you're a fully grown adult if you want a guitar just go buy one and if you can't afford a guitar then maybe that should be a little bit lower on your priority list on this next post op charged choosing beggar 155 to paint their family portrait then four months later the choosing beggar charged back the charge on paypal did you charge back no why would you do that and then op sends a screenshot of 154 chargeback i didn't like it yeah you did you said so cute exactly like i asked thanks so much babe i can send you the screenshot it's literally right up there okay i'll be blocking you if you don't stop harassing me huh blocking me for harassing you you scammed me out of my work you asked me to change the entire idea of the painting at least four times and i still restarted with a whole new picture that you were indecisive about again and again you wanted a huge canvas you wanted me to paint your stupid ugly family i spent all that money on the paint and spent a whole week and a half on it and now you're suddenly charging me back for the whole thing even after you said you liked it you even posted it you're charging me back when for four months that painting has been sitting in your home this doesn't look like i didn't like it excuse me i'll be reporting you take your stupid painting i'll ship it back to you i want a refund a refund after you already got my money yep send me 155 and i'll send you back the money what is wrong with you did this choosing beggar really try to say send me back the 155 dollars that i stole from you and i'll send back the other 155 that i stole from you hi i wanted to commission you but your prices are too high for me i'm a student can you change them howdy as much as i would like to do that and i understand how tough it is being a student i can't change my prices i feel that they're justifiable but i can point you to the direction of artists within your budget if you like change your prices nobody's gonna pay these effing prices for your trash you're deluded if you think anybody's going to better yet they aren't worth money at all art sucks you can blame the algorithm all you effing wants but in reality nobody likes your effing art hello huh i want a drawing if my art sucks why would you want a drawing from me f off and give me a drawing you grunts on this next post op doesn't even know who this random person is hey friend wanna cash at me 50 bucks so i can go get my nails and toes done nah go get a job the fdy looked like a bank so i just had to block a number on blank's phone it was a kid he went to school with who decided to make a group call with every kid from school he has a number four so some of the people in this group are actually parents the kid who made this group was pretty much demanding that everyone gave him something for christmas he wants a toy or airpods but he also said that 20 is fine because if everyone gives him 20 bucks and he can just go buy the airpods i'm reading all these messages and half the people in the group have no idea who's sending these messages because no one has the kid's number saved we finally figure out who it is and one of the other moms calls the kid's mom the mom who called the kids mom gets back in the group and lets us all know that according to the kid's mom we all ruined her son's christmas since we won't all give her kids 20 or just buy the airpods her kids christmas is ruined all of our kids are selfish and we're a selfish horrible parents who don't deserve kids all i can do is shake my head at this point i don't even want to try to understand how someone could think that this type of behavior is okay opie i wouldn't worry too much about this kid's christmas being ruined based on the description of this kid's mom i think his future is going to be ruined too hey i know you have a girlfriend but subscribe to my only fans for christmas now why the f would you think i would even consider that i've got to hear this op you know i have three kids to support and i'm trying to gather as much money as i can to get them new clothes and i'm trying to get them a puppy i feel like you're being condescending because you know you have money and it's not gonna hurt you well sure it's not going to hurt you now but wait until the wife finds out i mean sure a subscription to only fans isn't very expensive but a divorce is selling evga nvidia graphics card for 2500 will you trade it for an rtx 3070 op replies how much cash on top and which version open box or sealed gigabyte nvidia rtx 3070 open box but only for about a month basically new okay how much cash no cash oh what a great deal i definitely trade my 2500 gpu for a 700 one where do we meet sunridge maul if you're serious definitely but that's a little far how about the calgary circus i can meet tomorrow at 9 00 am sounds great but maybe you can go there and tell your sucky sarcastic jokes to the other clowns f off you little turd well your language makes me really not want to do this trade but thanks for your kindness and happy holidays hello sis call me did you have a party for your 30th birthday no because of the pandemic maybe next year or not at all well that's definitely going to suit you on my 30th birthday party i'll invite you to dinner so you can probably catch up next year and if you can't you can still give us money so i can go out without you don't forget money for my kids the writing in this post is a little bit awkward maybe like english as a second language so op clarifies what's actually going on down in the comments someone asks let me get this straight for your birthday she wants you to send her money to eat dinner and dopey replies correct hi how much do you want for your car on gumtree twenty thousand dollars it's christmas day will you take fourteen 000 cash pick up this afternoon no price is not negotiable don't ruin my children's christmas my son wants a car what's your absolute bottom line price you'll take cash this afternoon eighteen thousand one hundred eighty one dollars and eighty two cents plus sales tax bottom line you're a dick down in the comments i'm gonna read this reply from mudda smucker this may come as a surprise to you but i don't give a damn about your son hi op i won cyberpunk 2077 from you back in august and i've already played the game a lot so i can't refund it but because the game is so bad i think i deserve a gift card instead 100 is preferred but i'll accept 50 to be fair to you you kind of owe us that let me make sure i got this right you want a 70 game for free a game that you were never entitled to and because you've decided the game is bad it isn't which you obviously agree with because you played it for a long time that means i have to give you something else of equal value that you're also not entitled to am i getting this right lol more or less the way i see it you fail to uphold your side of things it's pretty simple if you don't give me the card i can just expose you to my 5 000 followers for being a fraud that's more followers than you have so i wouldn't risk it if i were you and then about a day later the choosing becker sends okay i'm sorry please can i just have the card bro then opie posts the conversation to our slash choosing beggars and he gets this reply so i politely ask a reasonable request in your responses to ridicule me in front of thousands of people manners are lost on cheapskates by the way if you had linked my name in the tweet i'd have gotten hundreds of followers because most people would agree with me oh you really think so choosing beggar in that case why don't you message me with your username and i'll post it and then we'll let my fans decide if you were in the right or not i'm looking for a room for my daughter she's employed and has been so throughout the pandemic she's leaving her husband and needs something immediately in a quiet home she does love to listen to her music loudly when getting ready for work and she leaves her work at 4 or 4 30 every morning also she has a fear of dogs if anyone knows of anything please inbox me this post in and of itself is a red flag but the fact that this mother isn't taking in her own daughter is itself another red flag also lady if you're going to listen to music loudly at 4 30 a.m with 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Channel: rSlash

Views: 532,833

Rating: 4.9424462 out of 5

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Id: xQcYyjR5xVw

Length: 15min 46sec (946 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 07 2021