r/Maliciouscompliance I Dumped Trash On My Boss's Head!

welcome to our slash of malicious compliance where Opie dumps a bag of garbage over his boss's head so slight backstory I was working as a bar manager on a student pub the new owner and I hated each other it was actually scary just how deep that hatred ran however I was as fast as bartender and simply too popular amongst the other employees to just fire so instead he would always belittle me in front of clients or other staff members and find ways to make my job more insufferable I'm guessing in hopes that I would simply quit so the bar was at the front of the store the exit was right by the front entrance which led through a cage top alley which led to the alley where we dumped all the garbage from the barring restaurant we'd always carried the refuse out that way it was easy effective and we didn't have to walk through the restaurant carrying garbage bags so obviously the new owner made the rational decision to start locking that way off and for baiting us from using it this meant we now had to walk through the restaurant where people were eating up a mini stairwell and through the kitchen I don't even know how many health and safety regulations this was violating I'd protested this at several staff meetings explaining to him that us not being allowed to go that way doubled the trip which left the bar a man short for double the time it was also double the time for the bags to tear considering they were usually filled with heavy and sometimes broken bottles and mostly it was just unsanitary walking through the restaurant and kitchen with bags that were usually dripping fluids so obviously he refused and said we'll continue doing it his way cut forward a few nights later and the place was packed likely to over capacity but in case it wasn't clear safety concerns weren't much of a priority for this I should also point out that the bar only had one garbage bin which had filled up several beer bottles ago the other bartenders have been ignoring it because if you're carrying out garbage bags then you're not serving customers and if you're not serving customers you're not making tips so I decided to take this task upon myself and depend you're out of the bar I felt like Frodo carrying the ring to Mordor as I mentioned the bag was already over its recommended weight capacity so I had to get through this crowd fast because I could feel it was going to tear quickly some of the glass had broken inside the bag too and it started cutting into me as I tried carrying the bag from the bottom to keep it from tearing open all while fighting my way through a crowd of drunk students I finally made it to the mini stairwell by the kitchen where the drunk owner and a random drunk girl was sitting on the stairs the bag was now super close to Terry and my hands were covered in blood from getting cut by the glass I tried getting the stupid boss's attention begging him to move so I could get past the boss ignored me I'll say that the first time it was entirely possible that he may not have heard me over the crowd in the loud music so I tried again this time he looks straight at me and then continued to ignore me anyway cue the malicious compliance as I lifted the bag right over him and the girl just for it to tear open right above them drowning them both in dripping bottles of beer and pieces of shattered glass I felt bad for the girl she had not deserved this as for the owner screw him the kitchen staff heard the crashing screams and ran out to clean the mess I tried helping but they told me to go back to the bar a few seconds later the owner came storming into the bar screaming at me and asking me what possessed me to try and lit the garbage bag over the head of him and a customer i innocently said that I wouldn't have had to if he had just let us go through the alley the owner gave me the biggest death glare I had ever gotten and took the alley key off his keyring threw it at me and stormed out of the bar so even though I'd been forced to cover a girl in glass to get my point across I still walked out of this battle victorious and then opie as an edit for those of you upset about me endangering the girl I agree I think I literally said that in the first sentence of the story that I felt bad about it and still do to this day and I'll just clarify here that Opie did actually say that at the start of the story but I skipped it because his intro wasn't very relevant but she wasn't injured neither was my stupid boss unfortunately and this was 12 years ago I was barely older than 19 and we all did things in our younger years that we weren't proud of Oh P your boss broke open a beer bottle pinata with his face our next reddit post is from specula tricks a long time ago I was working in a well-respected and expensive consulting business who are renting an office they'd spend good money in selling air-conditioning and making a reception area pretty decent another work like anterior wall shelving high quality decor etc when the tenant company wanted to move out the contract said they had to restore the building back as it was but they asked the landlord to allow them to walk away and not return the building back to the more basic shell it had been which would have been leaving the air-conditioning in and not having to remove the fancy reception area remove the walls partition shelving etc this would have been a win-win for both parties for some reason the landlord said no and despite attempts to persuade them they were adamant the tenant said ok and ripped everything out including tens of thousands of dollars worth of air conditioning leaving the landlord with an empty shell again which proved harder to rent out and attracted lower rent the building was empty for quite a while about four years later I worked there when another company had leased it the building was horribly hot in summer because of the lack of air conditioning and the reception looked cheap and nasty and nowhere near as nice as it had been the offices were carpeted but obviously the cheapest stuff was fitted I told my new employer that the building had been much nicer and with air conditioning and that they were stunned that the stupid landlord had wasted the opportunity and then down in the comments we have this story from Technos a company I worked for ran into something similar the tenant leaving the building had put in air conditioning cubicles lighting upgrades and a decent of rack phone system and ups not wanting to rip it all out they approached my company the new tenant and offered it to us after a couple of inspections they sold us the stuff for the sum of $1 and we agreed to lease it back to them for the final months of their tenancy for that same $1 when my company went to move in properly however we found the locks changed and everything was gone except for a note from the owner apologizing for the dust my company asked the building owner uh why'd you rip out the cubicles lighting air conditioner and computer equipment the owner said oh that belonged to the last tenant don't worry you don't have to pay for the disposal no it belonged to us we've been in the space for a month now huh this is the first I'm hearing of it we informed your office over 60 days ago in writing that we had purchased the pictures from the existing tenants I have an email from your property manager acknowledging it we also have in writing from the same manager an acknowledgment of our sub lease of the space starting last month not only did we terminate the lease the company insurer went after him for somewhere north of 300 grand and won so that landlord ripped out all the property belonging for that company and sold it what a our next reddit post is from flapjack during this pandemic I found peace by sitting in my garden watching YouTube videos and scrolling reddit I always sit on my swing chair a swing chair is a chair mix with a swing so you sit and swing with that annoying chains or having to go out my swing chair has been through a lot so much so to the point where if you sit on it it squeaks a bit I like the squeaks though so I keep using it my neighbor hates my family ever since my mom my brother and I moved into my now stepdads house she especially hates me for some reason one day my parents got to stay out from work so we were all home I was out on the swing chair listening to music using headphones all of a sudden a bucket gets thrown over the fence and almost hit me I jumped and took off my headphones I asked who did that my neighbor responded with stop swinging on your chair you're distracting my children and making them jealous either stop or give it to me I asked how am i distracting them she replied this sound makes him look through the hole they made in the fence I said that I'll stop here's the malicious compliance I stopped going on my swing chair and instead picked up an old hobby of mine drumming I plated so much that my family would sometimes have to speak louder to talk to me this is where it gets weird though she then phoned my personal phone and I've never given my number to anyone except my close friends apparently she had gone to my mom's Facebook search for a pic of me and my friends found my best friends number by some means and post as my aunt asking for my number so she could check up on me she called me yelling at me to stop drumming I asked why and she said because of the noise I said that she said that I had to stop swinging so I took a Bobbi she hung up I now go on my swing chair and play drums with my brother on his guitar revenge is best served cold I love this reply from pink went down in the comments I think the poor children may be in need of uplifting presence whistles vuvuzela z' clappers clackers kazoos or some drums of their own check your favorite football fan supply store a few bucks will go a long way check for bulk discounts our next reddit post is from t-rex Moe flex and on this post Opie's friend is a manager for Costco at the membership and returns counter Costco has a pretty relaxed return policy so 99% of the time customers bring things into return or exchange my friend says it's no questions asked but if on the computer system he notices in someone's transaction history that they're abusing the system he'll deny the returns and offer a pretty clear explanation as to why honestly most people don't raise a big stink the evidence is pretty clear and they say oh okay I didn't know that's how it worked and go on with their lives but last week a customer was getting pretty upset that my friend wasn't going to do a return even though there was a long list of transactions that made it pretty obvious this guy was routinely buying things using them a few times as needed than returning them in this case he bought a bunch of food and was trying to return the packaging for full returns he's not backing down my friend has full authority to cancel membership and this comes with a refund most of the time and he tells the guy sir it doesn't seem like you're happy with our products and services I'm gonna go ahead and cancel your membership and give you a full refund of annual fee the guy immediately understanding that this means he won't be allowed back in the Costco sits kind of stunned for a few seconds then gets real panicky like no no no I'm good please don't do that my friend isn't backing down so the guy asked to speak to a manager my friend plays the hole I am the manager vez Department so the guy escalates the assistant warehouse manager comes over and looks at the transaction history and immediately sides with my friend saying saying virtually the same thing but in super singsong II we're so sorry you haven't been happy with the products we sell and backs my friend up while he finishes canceling the guy's membership honestly that guy had it coming who on earth buys food eats the food and then expects to be able to return the packaging our next reddit post is from Jay Van de pan Dell having worked during college at the local movie theater I came across all kinds of Carens in this particular case Karen went to the movies with their two kids around the age of 4 to 5 as you guys know movie theaters have high prices for snacks and drinks it was Sunday morning and usually this is a busy time with a lot of small children and kids movies it's obvious that I'm dealing with a total Karen straight from the start keeping on her sunglasses chewing gum and being on her phone the entire time she's waiting in line when it's her turn I think to myself Oh P your shift just started just be nice and maybe this will all go over smoothly it didn't Karen is annoyed by the price of the tickets you can buy the tickets and your snacks in the same register and it's not happy with the assortment of healthy snacks I'm still there trying to keep on my best smile like I'm the effing Joker in a low-budget Batman movie but I'm getting through her order now for the little children since they were acting like dogs running around the place I'll name them after dogs so child one is Ollie and child two is Rex note in this movie theatre we have a display where you can scoop your own candy in a bag for a fixed price per 100 grams being a movie theater this is crazy expensive and a full bag can cost around 16 euros or 17 US dollars mommy can we scoop some candy how much for the candy it's one euro and 50 cents per 100 grams yes Ally hurry up with the candy the other kid says mom I want some candy too ally help your brother get his candy at this point she already spent way too much time in line normally you scoop the candy before we make the purchase otherwise the transaction takes an extremely long time and we can't help other customers not for Miss Karen though she just goes back to texting on her phone I am baffled annoyed and just want to go help the other customers because the movie is starting in 15 minutes and the lines for the registers aren't moving at all so me the Good Samaritan that I am try to eyeball the bag of candy Ali has so that I can get a rough estimate how much the candy will cost to my enjoyment I see the kid with an enormous bag of candy almost the size of his head so I asked might that'll be around 15 euros the other kid's bag isn't that full but he's still scooping and I think to myself realistically the price will be higher but I just want this to be over and I don't want to overprice them the total will be 44 euros what why is it so expensive miss the candy weighs a lot and the price but you didn't even weigh it you're just trying to rip me off weigh it and give me the correct price she says as she grabs the bags from Olli and Rex well she was correct I didn't weigh it but I wasn't trying to rip her off heck I was giving her a huge discount so I smiled to her and grabbed the bags and put them on the scale I can see the price and so can a customer sure thing miss as you can see the price of the candy cost 24 euros so your total will be 53 euros so of course Karen gets angry and wants me to call the manager because I'm still ripping her off the managers come along ways the candy and confirms that the correct price is 53 euros and because you have to pay for the candy when you grab it because of hygiene rules and there's a big effing sign Karen eventually buys everything and walks away angry with her kids luckily for me the manager was a nice dude so I didn't get into trouble for guessing the weight and at the end of the shift I was glad I could ruin a movie experience for a Karen and then down in the comments we have a similar story from danger food I work at a grocery store and one time her membership cards weren't working to get a sale you needed a membership card memberships were free and like half the products in the store had these sales because the memberships weren't working items weren't scanning correctly most of the time the sales were for less than a dollar except for the real discounted things we were instructed to overestimate the discounts to keep people happy so we were taking like 10 to 15 dollars off of totals that were like 40 bucks or $30 off of $70 totals when they probably only get five to ten dollars off had everything been working one lady took issue with her over 30% discount and demanded to pay less I took her aside found out what the prices were supposed to be calculated in front of her and made her pay the actual amount she of course got a grape and begged to pay the first price we told her which would have saved her like 20 bucks I told her nope that's what you owe that's what rude and greedy people get for wasting the time of minimum wage essential heroes that was our / malicious compliance and if you like this video then hit that subscribe button because I put out new reddit videos every single day

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Length: 16min 26sec (986 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 02 2020