r/Choosingbeggars Seeking Free House - NEW HOUSES ONLY!

welcome to our slash choosing beggars where someone's looking for free slave labor wanted please give me your motor home i'm losing my house and i want to have something for me and my six dogs to live in i have no money to buy one and i know a lot of people have motor homes and never use them your motor home must be newer than 2010 and with all the amenities fridge tv dishwasher microwave etc please donate your motorhome to me as i'm a worthy cause no tiny rvs please only motorhomes bigger than 25 feet so is it messed up that i'm more worried about these six dogs being homeless than about an actual human being becoming homeless because i don't really care about this choosing beggar but what did the dogs do to deserve that on this next post this is a conversation between a girl and only fans and one of her fans hi i just subbed i love your page you're so sexy so i want to get a custom can you do me a striptease saying my name and showing off your body hi yes i can definitely do that the price will depend on how long you want the video to be how long were you thinking price listen here darling i paid five dollars already for my subscription this video for me is free got it get to filming smiley face this guy went from polite and friendly too listen you little [ __ ] i paid you five dollars so that basically means i own your body get it in just two messages personally i'm really glad that only fans is becoming a thing because i think we're about to enter the golden age of choosing beggar's content post it to our slash spotify request please could someone add me to their spotify premium family my mental health and productivity depends on music as i suffer from depression someone replies you know you can listen to spotify for free right but when listening to an album it skips onto their other songs abruptly that might not even be in that album without a premium plan you can't enjoy spotify seriously and they reply then your mental health is indeed bad personally i really love spotify but not because i listen to it for music or anything but because it takes off some heat from youtube finally a platform with more obnoxious advertisements than youtube hey guys i've just moved down from blank and i noticed that you're my local club i've spoken to the locals and they said really good things about your club i'm actually an up-and-coming instagram model with 3 000 followers and i would be willing to do one social media post promoting your club in return for a private booth 10 freeze and a bottle of grey goose i think this would be a great opportunity for a club in the burbs i don't normally give such a great deal so please keep this between us and i look forward to hearing back from you and the club replies we threw a public figure with a mullet off a diving board yesterday for 20 000 views and it cost us zero bottles thank you though i've been racking my brain trying to think of a public figure with a mullet and the only one i can come up with is joe exotic from tiger king and if these guys dunk joe exotic then they're doing just fine with promotions hi all myself and my husband have recently moved and found ourselves being hit with a house that needs more tender loving care than we originally thought we were just wondering if any handymen plumbers or electricians would be able to offer their services free of charge in exchange for some good publicity i have over 2 000 instagram followers and my husband has 178 000 on tick tock please get in touch thanks and then down in the comments we have this contribution from imagine amusing name i know a plumber that worked for exposure at least i assume that's why he had his butt crack on display the whole time hey i'm looking for two to five horses to borrow for the weekend three days two nights for a trail riding camping trip i need to be able to borrow the tack for that many horses as well as the food for the whole trip i'll take great care of them and give them a bath for you if you want at your own place i would take great care of them as if they're my own but i'm looking to spend little to no money i could show you pictures of where the horses would be staying as well also i need to borrow a trailer for little to no money as well for the same amount of horses thanks in advance pm me please i don't know anything about horses so i looked up the cost of the average riding horse and it came out to about five thousand dollars i also looked up the cost of a horse trailer and it came out to five thousand to seventeen thousand dollars depending on size i'm guessing a trailer that could carry five horses would be on the larger side so i'll say seventeen thousand so five horses at five thousand dollars each comes out to twenty five thousand plus the trailer is 42 000 i don't know how much tack and food would be so i'm just gonna guess a thousand dollars so altogether the choosing beggar is basically saying hello i'm a complete stranger but may i please have 43 000 worth of your equipment for free i would really appreciate it and i would take really good care of it i super duper promise i'm also happy to clean the horses but only at your place in using your supplies i'm not gonna buy shampoo what am i made of money this next post comes from a letter sent from a bride and groom as much as we would love for you to attend sadly our venue cannot accommodate everyone we are sure to keep you in our hearts in this celebration of love if you would like to congratulate the bride and groom rather than a registry they are accepting money to aid in a beautiful honeymoon and down in the comments we have a similar story from kbox a few years ago a woman at work sent me an invite to her wedding i rsvp'd saying i couldn't make it because that weekend we were going to spain on holiday she wanted me to pay 200 pounds for the dinner because she'd already booked it so i invited her to spain she said she's getting married that weekend so i asked for 500 pounds to cover the cost of her flight and hotel on this next post op teaches the choosing becker's son how to play guitar op writes hey choosing beggar your wife hasn't cash at me for thursday yet no rush just checking in right sorry was gonna ask you for a discount on last lesson because my son didn't learn anything i'm sorry to hear that is he practicing what i've been teaching him in between lessons he seems to be doing fine besides he's only been playing a few weeks again i'm sorry but i can't give you a discount because you don't think he's learning fast enough i could give him an hour next time for the same price as 30 minutes if you'd like my rates are very cheap already no we'll find a better teacher we won't be paying you good luck but you do absolutely need to pay for my last lesson this is my job no i'm blocking you on this next post opi is selling a sapphire gemstone hi is this your item hello yes it is would you be willing to do a trade i have over 300 followers and i could market you you would get tons of exposure and many of my followers are top elite people with lots of money for gemstones i can give you a post and a story please consider it as i'm very poor and a coven 19 survivor hello hi please answer me hello hello hello unfortunately i can't trade a 30 000 sapphire for a post and a story in fact i can't trade it for anything except cash i can't help you out unfortunately but i have many lower priced options i can send you a small spinal free of charge since you had to go through covid no you idiot i don't want a free cheap stone guess i'll just have to leave some negative reviews devil emoji offer rescinded i'll be blocking you now and contacting my sales channel feedback departments so this choosing beggar is broke but all of her followers are rich people who can apparently drop 30 000 on gemstones also i just couldn't resist and i had to do the math if a shout out to 300 followers is worth 30 000 then that makes my channel worth 170 million dollars so so this choosing beggar is hilariously wrong but man i really wish that she wasn't i need one self-motivated hard-working individual to help me manage my new hostel slash vegan cafe on co-wrong i cannot offer monetary compensation at this time but i can offer a private room at least two home-cooked meals a day plus smoothies and baked treats sometimes i cook sometimes you cook access to a full kitchen with refrigerators three gas burners water heaters rice cooker blenders food processor juicer and oven laundry and toiletries wi-fi and top-ups art supplies musical instruments to play natural cambodian tobacco and some other non-essentials i ask for around 50 hours a week of varying jobs and tasks including but not limited to general cleaning and upkeep dishes water laundry and grocery runs painting meticulous deep cleaning managing bookkeeping task organization staying self-motivated food preparation customer service building and making stuff art of all sorts for shelves signs pillows etc and a do-it-yourself mentality i'm looking for just one individual but i could be open to a couple working a total of 80 to 90 hours a week with each person working 40 to 45 hours a week lady what you're looking for is called a slave don't think you're something special just because you're providing room and board because slave owners also provided room and board hey can i get you to do a full body detail of my original character sure that'll be anywhere from 25 to 50 bucks depending on the design and how many colors and if you'd like shadows or a background can you send a picture of your original character uh i can't afford that can you do it for free no i could do a chibi headshot for free but there's no way i'm doing a full body detail for free you sound like a scammer i'll report you and you'll never get any more work oh no anyway you're rude it's f unnecessary rant i tried to go to garage sales today most were gone because people thought it would rain not the point anyways so i follow signs and find one on church street decently big house i pull up and this old lady had a bunch of boxes and stuff in her garage so i rummaged for a bit i found a nice piece of fabric i could decorate and turn into a scarf a piece of fabric i expected like a quarter this dick wanted two dollars it's a garage sale to get rid of stuff you would donate to goodwill not an effing store so i asked if she would take one dollar because i had cash on me she literally said nope and walked away it's the effing premise dude you're obviously well off on cash and have a bunch of junk you don't need to be a dick on purpose rant over what this choosing beggar was trying to say when they named the street the house was on and said how big the house is was they had more money than me so i deserved to get it for free is your 65-inch tv still for sale hi yes it is would you be willing to deliver it to the west side i have a kid and i'm pregnant so i need it upstairs but i don't have any help here can you give it for free my kid broke my living room tv no ma'am have a good night lady if you're gonna pull the pregnant single mom card then at least wait another couple of months until christmas time then you can upgrade to the full blown you're ruining my kids christmas on this next post a professional youtuber spent over 300 hours making a minecraft map and made it available on his patreon so guys after a lot of backlash for putting up the underground kingdom download on my patreon for just a few dollars i've put it up for free i'm quite disappointed to have received so much negativity rather than support i invest a massive amount of time into these builds i don't expect hate for asking for such a small amount of money to compensate me for the time i spent working on something it's really disrespectful and disheartening either way enjoy the map i hate it when people disrespect youtubers like this obviously i'm pretty biased because i'm a pro youtuber myself but youtubers put out free content and people get upset that they try to make money off of ads you pay for netflix hulu cable movies virtually every type of content imaginable but youtube is a hundred percent free and all you have to do to support your creators is sit through like a 30 second ad or support them on patreon so i'm going to spread the love a little bit and support my fellow content creator if you're into minecraft check out trixie blocks on youtube and tell them sent you that was our slash choosing beggars and if you like this content then check out my podcast where i publish the exact same episodes also hit that subscribe button because i put out new reddit videos every single day

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Length: 13min 16sec (796 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 17 2020