r/Murderedbywords YOU'RE NOT HOT ENOUGH TO BE A GOLD DIGGER!

welcome to our slash murdered by words where sticks and stones can break your bones but words can straight-up kill you this is the plant-based meal given to all guests at the Golden Globe Awards this year no option with meat at all no choice welcome to Hollywood in 2020 we're vegan extremists rule barf emoji breaking news man who wasn't invited to the Golden Globes is unhappy about the meal at the Golden Globes so if the height of vegan extremism is that they serve two vegan dishes at the Golden Globes then honestly they don't seem too bad my roommate just finished writing a book on how to get money and now he needs money to publish it tell him to read the book posted by an honest-to-god Karen on Facebook stop crying and do something about your life typical baby boomer sentiment my parents bought a house for $35,000 with too low middle income jobs they were 21 years old today that house is worth six hundred and fifty thousand dollars thanks to 40 years of exponential inflation if a 21 year old today was to buy the same house with a price adjusted back down to 1970s inflation it would only cost a hundred and twenty thousand dollars in today's money if my parents had to pay a hundred and twenty thousand dollars for this house in the 70s well that would quite simply be ludicrous there isn't a bank in the land that wouldn't have laughed them out of the office to expect Generation Y's to do the same as boomers did is not only ridiculous it's just plain ignorant our hard work and our money simply doesn't go as far as yours did our money is worth a lot less than what yours is worth not an opinion it's a fact but please keep telling us how lazy we are how stupid we are for racking up $100,000 in student loans for jobs we can't get and how hard you had it personally I never understood the problem with the younger generation why don't you people just buy yourself some more money homosexuality is not normal how a man gets attracted to another man it's me physics confuses me too instead of making attempts to learn anything about the subject it's a lot more comfortable for me to deny it exists and called Newton a psychotic sinner at Wendy's you're adopted you ever reply from Wendy's first it's why oh you apostrophe re second while Wendy wasn't adopted her father Dave was that's why the Dave Thomas foundation for adoption was his passion despite your attempt to use it as an insult many lives are made better through the adoption process yeah I mean what's wrong with being adopted it's not like it's an insult or anything my only thing with my kid being gay is how is he gonna carry on our family legacy males can't carry children he needs himself a woman to do that end of discussion what legacy you're broke you have no properties to leave behind your name has no value all you have to offer is your homophobia and misogyny that isn't worth jack y'all really think your modern King Henry the eighth the delusion the arrogance and on this post Opie actually deleted the body of his post but someone sums it up as follows basically this guy had a girlfriend but he'd been cheating on her with a co-worker he bought a ring planning on proposing to his coworker but on New Year's Eve he went out with his actual girlfriend got drunk and proposed to her now he's asking for advice on how to unproduced to her and get the ring back so he can propose to his coworker he also posted an update later saying he decided just to break up with his coworker and go through with marrying the girlfriend and not tell her about the affair so I'm sure that'll go well dear reddit I proposed to my girlfriend while drunk on New Year's Eve night can I cancel and get the ring back reply with 5,000 up votes and four gold medals not been bothering with reddit over Christmas but it's nice to come back to an early nominee for a stupidest post of the year especially so early on let me check I've got this straight you were planning on proposing to a work colleague when you go on a holiday despite the fact that you're still seeing someone you as your girlfriend however in a twist of fate you took that engagement ring out with you on New Year's Eve either that or you took the wrong girlfriend out either way mistakes were made those mistakes were compounded when you got caught up in the heat of other people's affection and proposed to you're wrong girlfriend and now you want legal advice on whether you can get the ring back so you don't have to buy another ring and can instead give your intended fiance your accidental fiance's ring well from a legal perspective you're out of luck because a gift is a gift even when given by a however there is a solution tell your current and accidental fiance about the mistake honesty may actually be your best policy here because I suspect that the realization that you're such an utter fungus of a person will lead her to take the ring off and fling it if you're lucky you may be able to find it and then can give your ex-fiance sloppy seconds to your bit on the side and what a lucky girl she will be because nothing says romance quite like I accidentally proposed to the wrong girl and just went with it dang you are stunning but I'm afraid you'd spend more time drinking / partying on Instagram than in a relationship Lowell you're absolutely right Bob Lowell who says you can't judge someone based off a couple of pigs haha I'm not sure who says that rob ignorant naive people Lowell it was a generality Lowell not an actual question rhetorical one could say haha it's my turn I'm picking you as someone who is extremely insecure in relationships you probably have extreme jealousy issues and are controlling the girls you date probably aren't allowed to go out and have fun because girls nights are just excuses for them to cheat on you you've been burned by someone in the past and now use that as a reason to attempt to Gaslight every potential partner that you might have because women are all evil and terrible and you're just a nice guy also your profile says five-foot-nine but I'm willing to bet money that you're 5 foot 7 in heels how'd I do Rob post it to our / adultery I am cheating on my husband who does deserve it too long didn't read I'm a good person just doing the wrong thing selfishly to an awesome guy who doesn't deserve it no I can't stop let me just start out by saying I know I'm wrong yes I feel guilty no not guilty enough to stop there's several dynamics of the situation I have been with my husband since we were teenagers about 13 years our relationship has always been extremely sexual we still to this day have sex daily it's not often we skip a day he has never been able to last long so it's a pretty quick session under 30 seconds mostly under 15 seconds like 99.99 percent of the time over the years we've had some fantastic out of this world blow your mind intercourse but it's very rare I live by the saying never let your husband leave the house hungry or horny so I always make sure you satisfied even though I'm not even turned on and getting no satisfaction from the intercourse we have the post continues but then there's this reply you just don't like being told what you truly are this whole sub is just people being narcissistic looking for validation take a look in the mirror the reason you feel like a piece of garbage is because you are if you know a simple action like cheating can lead to murder suicide depression and just downright a world of hurt then by choosing to still do it what does that say about you if you're willing to hurt those close to you for something so temporary then what are you other than a narcissistic sack of trash you people can come up with all the excuses all the narratives that you think will make you look better how it's all not so black and white but at the end of the day you're all nothing but a bunch of pathetic sad little people telling each other that you're all normal and that you're not the bad guy here but the truth is deep down you all know you're nothing but trash looking for comfort in your little echo chamber so go on lying to each other just don't be surprised when your whole life of selfish decisions comes crashing down lady you can't open with I'm a good person doing the wrong thing selfishly that literally makes you a bad person if you're not to you to see heterosexual relationships you're not too young to see homosexual ones and that's that don't at me with dissenting homophobic opinions one woman said your kids are gonna be confused when they realize they have two mamas I told that woman were your kids confused when they realized all four of them had different daddies miss me with that BS then we had this contribution from invisible pancreas down in the comments I've never stood this whole this will confuse the children arguments my son is confused where the toilet paper goes when he pulls the flush I don't try to ban plumbing then to funk to druk replies my son yells by poop every time he flushes I hope this continues on to adulthood I'm on the bus and this guy is so fine but he is an iphone6 sick emoji and you're on a bus I don't understand why can't I find any millionaire attractive guys on public transportation the city's in the background are approximately 16 miles apart where's the curve please explain this with the circumference of 24,000 901 miles you're looking at a curvature of around point 2 degrees or a little more than 10 feet at 16 miles away may I say that curvature is still significantly higher than your IQ posted by Omaha scanner 14-year old male hit with narcan after a suspected overdose in route code three to Nebraska med I'll say it old enough to make the adult choice suffer the adult consequences my tax money shouldn't be used to save drug addicts when there's genuine people trying to work you can afford medication and then Omaha scanner replies nothing is known about this case beyond what was posted it is however safe to assume that the market price for medications is not the fault of a 14 year old child it's also worth noting that children can be and are exposed to drug use and abuse and it not be their choice as stated above nothing is known about this case but the child could have been forced or coerced or the overdose could have been accidental with all this said if you set up a GoFundMe the Omaha scanner team would gladly reimburse you the point zero zero zero zero one cents the narcan cost you from your tax money wherever running in the common says it best imagine being so righteous about your tax dollars that you think a fourteen-year-old boy deserves to die replying to stormy Daniels can't wait until your daughter understand you're only skilled at one thing reply from stormy Daniels which thing writing movies and best-selling books directing dancing running a charity events company owning a CBD line selling out comedy clubs winning equestrian events winning legal battles standing up to bullies oh you mean having intercourse that's easy even your mom can do that the top comment on this thread is innocent boy gets by experience milf review 5 stars my dog loves them review 5 stars the dogs love them with you 5 stars dogs love these choose not too big either review from Kimberley 2 out of 5 stars tear a Casey your long lasting bones lasted all of 5 minutes if that's your idea of a long-lasting bone then I feel sorry for your wife posted by big think your Netflix binge watching makes climate change worse says experts the emissions generated by watching 30 minutes of Netflix is the same as driving almost four miles it's cool to guilt-trip ordinary people for every tiny thing that might spark joy while oil executives dip their hands in big barrels of dinosaur juice to lube up every time they have a wink so who else is gonna start calling gas dinosaur juice because I think I might have to after this in response to a picture of a woman trying to waterbend a kitchen sink water bending at its finest dear white people please stop cosplaying as persons of color characters thank you sincerely everyone dear person who just wrote that anyone can cosplay as anyone / anything they want also that's the actual voice actress for Korra she literally is the avatar thank you sincerely the Smitten Kitten slammed just a thought instead of boomers try the same sentence with Jews instead see where that takes you see how you like it see what it says about you oh shut the F up one is an age group that has had control of the planet and politics for the last thirty years the other is a protected ethnicity and religion one has had complete power over world government and voting and Nations the other was killed in the Holocaust shut up is this lady straight-up comparing the popularity of the phrase okay boomer to the plight of Jews 1 stop watching adult videos to find a wife / husband 3 marry and have children for homeschool 5 have Church 6 pass on your culture 7 pass on the gift of life 8 ban abortion 9 promote traditional values Tim fear God how to save society and a few simple steps that's pretty much what Isis is doing from their point of view this post is a perfect example of what the Internet has come to call y'all Qaeda that was our / murdered by words and if you liked this video then don't forget to subscribe because I put out new reddit content every single day

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Length: 14min 48sec (888 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 24 2020

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