Perfectly Cut Screams #4

[Music] guess what video we're doing today everybody if you couldn't tell by the title of the video and by what i just did we're looking at perfectly cut screens again it's been a while since we did the last one and i really like these these are one of my favorite reddit things to actually look at because i scream [Music] [Laughter] that happens so fast i need a replay on that one [Music] yeah blind that child this is one of those uh setups for those prank channels right where they do it in front of people and people are like and then at the end they point the camera and they're like and it freeze frames on them let's let's do one right now it's like [Music] i don't know why i froze you could have just frozen the frame [Music] i didn't know you could do that does it just go on forever i remember that scene you like block her attack and [ __ ] her up right as she comes to the right as you come through the door i don't know you can dodge it ooh a fresh pie save me a slice okay that's good yeah god okay that's good that's good it's it's enough slicing maybe it's for a kid's party also is that fantano it is it's anthony fontana you're on tick tock i guess everyone's on tick tock hey sweetheart how'd you like to take a ride on a real bike she's 16. what was that kind of jokes in this cartoon what the [ __ ] doofenshmirtz destroyer of perverts i can't wait for everyone to come through and tell me that i need to watch this again i i reacted to the intro of it one time and everyone's like he doesn't know what it is i i i look i get it you like it i don't know scaring my girlfriend now i'll draw attention to the quotations around scary hey [Music] what did i just watch this acting hey what the heck what the heck someone slapped my ass in my own house who was that huh hey who did i who is in here what percentage of tumblr is porn i think i've seen this clip before and it's i thought it was like reddit and then it was a different website some other times i don't know what this guy is the ceo of conservatively what percentage of our platform is porn nine nine percent 90 [Laughter] wait is this an acted out thing it's a college humor video ah that makes sense still funny remember when tumblr was really popular for porn yes but uh for a lot of other things as well and then it was bought and then they deleted a bunch of stuff and now almost no one uses it sad testing if the sign is legit please don't tap in the glass he's hurt scares easily human resources [Music] wow i don't know if you should be in that position of a job if you get scared that easily it's like okay i gotta sit down i gotta do calls and emails today phone rings [ __ ] hello oh classic have you ever gone through that phase of watching people on roller coasters or especially that um the like catapult one where people sit back into it and there's two of them and then they fly up the deer and one of them always like passes out i watched those for like an hour one night i need to be more productive put a speaker in the other room and scared my mom come on oh my goodness how nice probably fake but i like that it's funny i love that sound i love that whole like clip i've had that happen i was building furniture today and that happened i i twisted the allen key and it just like trying to get the screw back off because i install stuff upside down i told you i'm stupid and then i twisted and my finger hit the side of it sucked oh man now that looks good what are you what are you doing what are you doing oh my god that looks good i can't wait to have some ice cream damn how did that come out of my throat you're not gonna take the sprinkles away no no okay that was more like perfectly cooked crying than anything no no that those those are fine and this one's fine those ones are the ones that you have to watch out for you can't press those buttons the whole car will flip over the car will flip over the lights go off it's really really bad you guys don't have your seat belts on okay i'll press it really fast [Laughter] yes terrified the children the next generation need to have the fear in them let's face it the next generation grew up with tick tock so we're all [ __ ] like baby yoda huh you look like a cat of biscuits [Laughter] oh that poor child yes put the fear in them i'm european i don't know what a busta can of biscuits means proof that ksi is smart okay now we're talking about it let's go oh i've gotten i've been gotten one of those before i've been gotten that one was like how to trick a monkey and it's the the picture of the monkey with the play button over and you're like huh never again i'm not getting never again what did you think was gonna happen what do people think is going to happen when they do this people like put fireworks inside garbage bins and then it explodes and they're surprised that fireworks explode people climb out on ice it cracks and they're like surprise pikachu face oh it's just gonna be yeah streamers every now except the last one classic rhythm game oh my god he is nuts [Applause] oh it wasn't even one of those holy god that's impressive what is combo oh he's using a stylus [Applause] there is so much going on on screen that i need to process dude is hitting my hitting i give up in england dude's hitting mad speeds and then he's using a stylus what is this for what is he is this just each button presses a click so he can click faster because he can click five times instead of one and he's so stoic about it [Applause] [Music] [Applause] i don't care dude you could admit you could have missed half of those and i still would have been impressed that is huge talent also it makes for a better clip i think nobody's perfect so i just laid it in new york city and i'm so excited to get whoa hey i'm walking here i'm really excited i mean listen to me we don't talk like that we don't say things like that you understand do you understand okay sorry forget about it [Laughter] that's a good one i feel like this video has just turned into like me reacting to tick-tocks maybe i should just do one of those someday as well okay you just stand still oh it's making a lily it's pretty cool [Music] lily has one of the best screams of all time every time something happens where she screams like it's so consistent it's so like guttural and strong it's like the perfect horror movie scream i'm impressed as someone who screams for a living i'm impressed it gets better every single sip excuse me i think i have to use the little boys room 11am it just doesn't stop [ __ ] remember your goal 1pm [Applause] i've tried to do that i i used to have a water bottle that had like times on it i used it more for the size of the bottle just to be like okay if i finished this twice in one day i'll have drank enough water for it it's so difficult to put that much water into your body without sipping every five [ __ ] minutes and then yeah you're up and down to the bathroom all the time look i get it that's how your body works water go in fluid come out and it's good for your system it flushes it all out it makes you feel good so much of your body is made up of water but i'm sick of it can i just drink like one giant glass at the end of the day when i'm dehydrated and piss myself in my sleep oh no this uh this clip has quite an ending to it against the walls tennis ball throw it against the walls against the wall here comes the walls helps me forget about my cancer no yep that's about everyone's reaction when they see that clip because you're like oh catchy chewing no way that's impressive [Laughter] holy [ __ ] classic child just i'm not winning so that went way further than i thought it was going to holy [ __ ] i told you if a kid falls down i'm gonna laugh i just hope it doesn't happen to me in person one day i'm walking along and someone's kid falls over and they start crying because i will bust out laughing at them [Music] yeah slides on a wet day that's that's hard mode that guys do that's hot as [ __ ] and they probably don't even realize it's hot when they run their fingers through their hair when they run their fingers through their hair i hate that i did that [Music] i'm gonna start crying good thing there's no sharks out here something worse than sharks explosions you me gas station what are we getting for dinner sushi of course uh oh there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi we black out wake up in a sewer we're surrounded by fish horny fish you know what that means fish orgy the stench draws in a bear what do we do we're gonna fight it bear fight bare-handed bear naked oh yes please we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl then we ride it into a chuck e cheese dance dance revolution revolution overthrow the government uh i think so next thing you know i'm reincarnated as jesus christ then i turn into a jet fly into the sun black out again wake up do a bump wide out which i didn't know you could do then i smoked a joint greened out then i turned into the sun oh looks like the meth is kicking in that was impressive improv that just kept going and going and going also i think there was just one long way of him saying we're going to be sleeping with the fishes ohio ohio ohio ohio ohio ohio ohio ohio ohio ohio shut the [ __ ] up oh god shut the [ __ ] up shut up shut up why does the knife go inside of you what do you mean so high one more time so one more time ayah i'm sorry little one but you set your last ohio oh [ __ ] hiya hey guys so i got this new bug zapper today i was hoping to zap some bugs it's very like electrical that poor dog no this is perfectly timed after the last one when you accidentally hurt your dog come on dog i'm dog let's go for a run i love run we'll go and play and do stuff ah you stood on my my poor nah that's alright it didn't it didn't really hurt too bad what have i done it's okay the other day i tumbled down the hill it hurt ten times more i'm so sorry you were supposed to trust me i was supposed to protect you it's okay i still recognize you as my master what have i done you hate me now literally forgotten what's happened for it i'll buy you a house i don't even know what that is how are we gonna move past this i've ruined our friendship it's okay i forgave you immediately i'll give you anything just feed me all i want is food and companionship that's that'll do it i'm gonna make up for this with a million pets not necessary but i'll take it this is gonna take years to make up for i'm much more over this than you are oh that was really good that's exactly what it's like they let out that yelp you're like i need to leave i need to go away into the mountains and think about what i've done for at least six months wait it really sounded like luigi i thought that was luigi luigi delicious oh don't snort it oh god oh god that's worse no stop stevo stevo you know we like you now right all those things you did on jackass years ago to put your body in turmoil like we're past that you look great now you've reformed your life it's amazing to see the progression that you've made you don't need to do this anymore [Music] oh i love that one evelyn used to have it on her streams all the time when she did movie nights this used to be the thing oh god that sound effect [Music] it's so good okay last one here we go huskies are the best the ultimate screamers it's so violent good one more one more okay that's it screamers there's no more the video's over we're done here all i ask of you is to like and subscribe on this video that's all you have to do if you don't do that now hey

Channel: jacksepticeye

Views: 2,626,515

Rating: 4.9858236 out of 5

Keywords: jacksepticeye

Id: 6hpbxklaXvA

Length: 17min 44sec (1064 seconds)

Published: Sun May 02 2021