MY ADHD NIGHTMARE | Papers Please - Part 1

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to papers please i thought of this game because i recently went over to canada which required me to go over the border crossing and because of kofi 19 it's a lot more complicated than it used to be you can skip over the story if you'd like but it is really fascinating to see the inner workings of how the immigration service works during a time when there need to be the quarantine things and you need a lot of paperwork you need everything in in in perfect working order else they're gonna send you back home so funny story about coming to canada is uh you need a lot of things you need number one because i'm not a canadian citizen i need a valid work permit but i could not pick up the work permit until i got to canada so i needed to pick it up from the immigration office and when i got to the immigration office i needed a lot of paperwork already done i need to have an exact plan of what i was going to do to quarantine where i was going to quarantine how i was going to quarantine how i was going to get food when i quarantined and where i was going afterwards and then i needed to provide justification for the work permit and then i needed to pay for the work permit then and there couldn't do it in advance so it was a lot of things that needed to be done in order to get me into canada to be perfectly honest i had to take a test within three days of arriving i had to take a test when i arrived in canada and then i had to take a test eight days after i arrived in canada when i was quarantining and that actually changed because it was 10 was brought down to eight and there was some difference in terms of when people thought that i needed to do that so a lot of complications so i'm gonna play papers please because this is what i believe to be marginally less complicated than what i just went through to get here plus i played that knockoff version of papers please and uh that was crap but this is apparently a very good game i have dabbled in it myself i've never played it to completion i've never done a video of it so i thought it was about a good time to do it myself nudity no thank you an easy mode not for me please all right let's get this done congratulations yada yada the october labor lottery is complete your name was pulled for immediate placement report to the ministry of admission at greston border checkpoint uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh an apartment will be provided for you and your family in the east grestin expect class eight dwelling uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh glory to arstotzka yes i to any position stamp passport entry vision return document center and gender is restricted to our satoshi citizens only to deny all foreigners okay let's give this a go shall we hi hey finally you can return home you sure can alright you look good to me kabuski there you go good job thanks bud thank you have a good one next please oh sorry sorry yeah uh sorry you can't no are still skins only yeah sorry hey what's up hey what's up hey how you doing oh man i would love to but unfortunately no eight hours that sucks uh well hopefully it'll be quicker going home hi this is artistoska yeah it is yeah it is welcome home welcome home hey how you doing buddy nice sweater love the turtleneck it's a mistake to open all right buddy hi how you doing ah this looks good this looks good the picture looks good hey thanks keep it up keep it up hell hi my what yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah whoo who the fricker is this right no no that's not you is that you just different hair was that you with just different hair oh but it looked different but it looked different okay so apparently it's i'm looking into it too much i'm too smart for this apparently hey okay hey what's up hey welcome home yeah okay slam this on there get out of my face all right well i only got a warning so i didn't get any penalties so i guess it's fine whatever all right oh wow that's expensive all right okay but my savings has technically gone up do we really need food or heat is that something that's necessary what if we do a little less food than we would usually do might be a good strategy probably not rest in checkpoint a success entry restrictions to relax admit foreigners analysts upbeat increased trade and cooperation predicted i'm sure that's all gonna go exceptionally let's get to work everybody get in get in go go go oh god what was that wait wait wait wait wait inspection hardware check carefully discrepancies any entrance with inconsistent information will be denied you look good to me how do i how do i tell no correlation matching data okay looks good to me looks good to me bud it looks good to me have a good one hey how's it going you look fine to me i don't even need to check i know you're good i know you're good what no invalid expiration date hello expiration date uh let's see all right we're good here you look good to me look good i trust you get out of here buddy what did i do wrong invalid issuing city last warning oh god i'm sorry hey how you doing hey what's up oh yeah oh yeah i'm meeting a bus soon well you know what there you go you're not gonna miss it this time you're not gonna miss it this time did i mention that i'm not very good at this game okay um inspect uh this sure uh how am i supposed to know the issuing city what would i what would i even know what would i what do i what would matching data okay it's fine you're fine you look good to me god this is going to get stressful real quick hello hello handsome hey what's up how you know if you want a good time come to oh hey wow yeah i mean i went to before yeah i went to before yeah you know hey you know anyway what is up oh wait a minute what's going on here what is this all about discrepancy hey oh hey wait a minute hey what oh no oh no oh god you might wanted to have a shooted earlier oh boy the day was cut short by a terrorist attack progress is saved at the start of each my savings i only got 20 dollars oh i'm such a garbage heap i'm gonna die i'm gonna die god damn it i'm gonna die terrorist strike aggression checkpoint lockdown more guards more scrutiny man i'm gonna have to memorize a lot of information to make sure this goes down oh boy i am here what was this okay all foreigners entry ticket okay entry ticket got it got it okay uh entry ticket this looks good is the valid on this state is this good okay this looks good to me looks good to me uh you got it there you go here you go cause no trouble no trouble at all zero trouble please alright what do we got you look good wes grestin um oh looks wait no uh oh nope you don't have an entry ticket wait no oh oh [ __ ] well should i have asked oh god you where's your entry ticket you didn't have one didn't have one doesn't matter i can't even ask him where it was he didn't have one hey there happy you could make it oh wow yeah you know i got one of those before but uh you know hey you know what you go you go ahead you know you go ahead maybe i'll catch you later i mean i wait no i'm a married man i'm a married man i can't can't be doing any of that ah you know okay i'm starting to get an idea of the exact type of information that i need to put forward okay heard about the terrorist attack lucky to have a job so well you're lucky to get inside congratulations be safe okay you don't need an entry ticket because you're not a foreigner you are an or stolskin aristoskin national probably doesn't need one hey it's this dude hey how you doing buddy uh my dude uh my main man my inspect mode to interrogate where's your passport buddy hmm yeah okay good luck good luck pal thanks for wasting so much time my family's gonna starve because of you but i appreciate appreciate it hey bud how are you doing nope where's your entry ticket get out of here i'm paid money based on how many people i go through but i don't know if it's whether people are actually getting through or if it's just people that i talk to hey bud how you doing this looks good to me [Music] maybe probably is what no it's all gender oh how dare you you don't know that you don't know this wrong date get out of here get out of here papers please thank you okay uh looks good to me thank you when i can get one more i can get two more i can get two more done all right what do we got here that looks good this looks good all looks good looks good to me let's do another let's do another come on come on i can make the money why no no invalid issuing city how do i know how would you know what do you know the cities i don't know what the cities are these are how am i supposed to know what the cities are where does it say the cities it's like a oh my god non-matching photo it looked good to me it looked fine do i have to go study the cities am i gonna actually have to learn what the cities are am i gonna have to actually look at this and be completely understanding of all the cities oh cue the epic study montage all right this is gonna be tough i can tell that this is going to be a little bit difficult oh my god how in the hell how in the flip flap in hell how in the ass blasting hell am i supposed to know about that how in the heck united federation impor kalechia arstoska these are the seven countries how the hell am i supposed to our stoze discretes are as follows out then for silhouette burton octvallis genestore landed former levels and fell far desto issuing cities are separate from those or backbone or east christian power [Music] all right you know what i'm gonna do you know i'm not [ __ ] around here i'm not i'm not around i'm not gonna [ __ ] around not okay all right you know what this is it's an ipad so i'm willing to bet that there's a quick reference guide right perfect perfect okay so i gotta find the one that's perfectly oh that's good you know what i have here bam you probably can't see that very good but that is a cheat sheet that's a cheat sheet right so this is going to help me because this means that i'm going to be able to know exactly what's supposed to go where and no one's going to be able to pull a fast one on me because i'm a freaking genius i wonder if the clock doesn't start until absolutely i call in the first person is that true okay it doesn't okay our sourcing citizens must show their id card foreigners must secure and present a valid entry permit okay entry tickets are no longer sufficient new chapter detailing documents featured have been added to your rulebook check all information thoroughly deny any applicants with discrepant documents refer to the audio transcript correlate entrance statements all right glory to arstoska let's get it gone baby it's time give me your papers okay so we got this okay it's got a good seal the date okay enter by is good i remain for 60 days two months that's good okay united federation shingleton all this is looking very good for you very good this looks great this looks all looks very good thank you for that thank you thank you for having all your paperwork in order and ready to go papers please hi republia huh transit okay duration of stay a couple weeks that's two weeks okay dates good dates good here republia boston very good very good sir you've got it all ready to go i appreciate that all right who we got hello how are you purpose of your visit uh oh get out get out get out get out get out get out get out hi welcome purpose of your trip visit six months stay okay all looks good you got from impor okay hey han this looks good to me oh it's good you go see your son wait yeah you go see your son have a good day you take care of yourself and you take care of that son of yours you take care of that hey have a good one hey you take care now you take care now you take care now you dig there now you take care now you take care now invalid id number and valid id number hey weeks okay passport number okay that passport number max works two months good date oh god oh god okay good i guess i don't know i don't know ah what did i do in valid name oh my god hi dude what is this what is what is this what is this this is this is this is terrible this is awful no cobra stun hi hello id card okay arstoszka we got from okay the weights good all tan good looks good eleanor okay good all looks good welcome home oh this is so hard why is this so hard why is this so no no no you don't know that god damn it damn you okay good fisher alec great burnton that's a district okay burton's good okay this looks good to me looks good to me get on out of here buddy get on out and go home see your family don't give me a ticket okay why in valid height you are joking me i have to look at the height maybe he was wearing shoes i don't know okay visiting first day two months nicolette dates good dates good hey han we got impor hey hans good looks good to me you know it's good you're good get out of here get out of here you're good uh of visit immigrating okay passport's good the dates good forever okay great right united federation great rapid that's good name matches number matches it all looks good to me looks good to me congratulations you made it in you're moving here forever oh no it wasn't in valid x3 but it wasn't but it wasn't was it was it i don't know was it oh god i know it looks good republia boston it looks good to me the date looks good my brother papers please purposely immigrating forever okay okay this date is bad okay i can see that straight up that date's bad get out of here you're not living here not if i have anything to say about it and i do the rent has gone up why has the rent gone up but my family's not dead yet so i'm going to bet until they're dead republian track star wanted for murder vince lostradaes am i gonna have to find this dude okay i now need to detain suspicious individuals because that's my job now okay yeah let's get it god let's do this gang let's do this hey i'm ready papers blows purpose visit okay nah no these these don't match up get out of here get the [ __ ] out of here i forget what the dude i needed to rest looks like so that's not gonna why wait a minute lestrade oh my god i've got him guys we got him guys we got him are you vince lestrade damn look i did not kill her do not believe the republian lies detain look not my job dude not my job you guys to go yep next buddy got him we got him guys we got him we got him hi what's up hey welcome don't don't mind all that jazz that happened before okay date is good two weeks okay that's good name is good passport numbers good pictures good antegria which is hi-ha oh my dude my main man you are denied get out of here i don't even need to check i don't even need to check i know that's the wrong issuing city because i have a cheat sheet up here [ __ ] okay i'm on a roll now i'm gonna roll purpose of your visit passing through 14 days name matches up date is good passport number's good the united federation chorus to city is good expiration on that city names good all good there okay good good good we're good beautiful day finally free from antiquing tyranny immigrate forever well let's see about that pal let's see about that your date's okay expiration here is good and okay well today seems to be your lucky day everything is actually in an order which is uh a shocking to me but uh hey everything looks good to me hey take care you have a great day kind of my uh oh oh no oh god no yeah your husband made it through um let's see uh sorry this no where's your entry permit please beg you they would not give me a permit i had no choice i will be killed well you know you're lucky because i've actually been on a good roll so uh i'm just gonna give you the go ahead here and i'm gonna let you through you have a good one hey enjoy enjoy your life with your husband you will not forget oh look at that that's so nice oh look at that yeah whatever whatever warning i can take that wherever is your visit work oh well that ain't right nah get out of here look i did a favor to someone else i'm not gonna do a favor for you look at this thing that's pretty cool this is going great i suddenly got very good at this game all of a sudden visit dates good dates good numbers match up name matches up uh oh oh oh well look i'm not the judge of this um but uh listen it says on it why well look i uh yeah well look i look it's look all right look look look look look look at me why are you looking at me hey bud have a nice stash what are we looking at here 85 179 that looks good birthday name matches up tavalius that's good our extrovert sure good uh oh buddy right it's expired my dude it's expired my dude dude it's expired my dude get me get on the winning [Applause] booth upgrade space to toggle the inspect mode oh hell yeah oh hell yeah upgrade the booth oh give me that upgrade oh hell yeah dude i'm doing good hey you're cold whatever you're gonna be warm tonight so shut up i ain't dealing in penalties anymore i'm freaking bawling i'm bawling out my ass all right well that's good i got a booth upgrade jobs few becoming fewer immigrants taking jobs from locals vince lestrade apprehended in greston track champ looks quite guilty now well maybe he is maybe he is who am i to judge right who am i to judge all right let's get through one more day one more perfect day one more perfect ministry of labor has instituted a special program to control immigrant later travels for entering for work require a valid work pass okay work requires work pass got it okay work pass plan to work okay work 12 weeks okay architecture it's got a thing the date's good the dates good the dates good the numbers match the name matches united federation great rapid this is all good surprisingly you did it buddy hey congratulations you actually made it through the complicated process i'm very proud of you very proud of you all right papers plus okay work great it's work a year okay here oh hey that kind of work huh food service okay dates good dates good there dates good here numbers match up there alberstan mergeris shockingly once again looks like everything's actually in order which i am greatly surprised by thank you for the card by the way hmm my man named davi lana promised me and my sister working i do not trust him i'm afraid he will take my passport and force me to work with brah he's in line okay danny luddem okay looking for a danny luddum okay two weeks dates a good date's good this does not line up sorry buddy you guys to go get out of the get the freak out i don't know if i should be interrogating people but if i see the discrepancy right away i'm not even gonna bother visit numbers line up dates good dates good 30 days oh what did you just say to me what the frick did you just say to me buddy what what did you just say length of your stay is different well i guess that's fine you just said the wrong thing all right whatever that's what i mean right hey what's up buddy oh god i'm sorry pal look you need an entry permit menu funny guy look look my dude i hate to say it but you uh you it no yeah very strict yeah okay cool good hell have a good one all right later my dude hey what's up nice stash immigrating okay numbers match dates good dates good uh look i hate to ask this but um the passport is correct yeah you know i can't i can't deny that i can't deny that i can't deny that can't deny that passport is correct whatever you say my dude hey what is what he said he's what he said that's what he said oh oh loot him i'll loot him okay loot him uh well the thing is um it says you're 180 centimeters but by the tippy toppy of your hair that's actually kind of wrong also uh you're uh burton i uh man i don't think i don't think so man look i don't think so i i i don't think so man i look i can't i can't do that yeah sorry bro i i just couldn't bring yeah no well how'd you know if he was cleared for entry whatever couple days date is good date is good fedorkalechia the door that's good okay shockingly you go hey pal sports huh job one month number is good dates good it's good uh impor hey hans whoa oh [ __ ] was i supposed to know something about that was that supposed to be more obvious than it was all right well i think i'm going to end this here this game is a lot more tough dancers at greston club found dead but i didn't let them through but when i went to the main crescent club oh my god oh right this is a lot tougher than i thought it'd be it's a lot tougher than i thought it'd be it was a lot lot tougher than i thought it'd be but i'm going to continue this later and i'm going to hopefully not kill as many people as i have been including my family i would hope that i don't kill them anyway thank you everybody so much for watching let me know what you thought down the comments below and if you enjoyed it let me know and as always i will see you in the next video bye bye oh for the next video you're gonna need a work permit and an entry visa so uh make sure you have those ready before you watch the video because i will be checking and if you aren't like up to date on your documents you won't be allowed to watch the video okay bye [Music] you

Channel: Markiplier

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Length: 26min 47sec (1607 seconds)

Published: Sun May 02 2021

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