Going Through Your Partners Phone...

[Music] you ever look through your wife's phone no [Laughter] that was a brief pause there well i was just thinking like why i don't have a reason to so no i have not uh all right well today we're looking at couples looking through each other's phones me neither by the way is that an alienware computer oh [ __ ] that probably runs so fast do you look through your wife's phone no but i know that some people have like strict rules for their partner right right that they have to show that like text messages and [ __ ] like that what is this isn't like is it like a a red flag sign tour like if you're if your partner gets your phone and if they see you freaking out or like if you get their phone and they freak out it's a bad sign right that's a natural reaction ken okay wait is it what do you got to hear that i don't care who anyone touches my phone i'm like no give it back get it like that why are you going through my photos oh he got in there what do you got in there no get off my that's normal all right but my point was more like when people demand to be able to do it right right right right i got you that's weird that's suffocating you can't do that it's also the same thing though like if you don't so if you okay ken give me your phone number here here yeah all right open up your uh page okay my browser you want to see my browser i just want to look at your browser it's uh it's actually my social blade page there you go uh-huh okay well we know whenever someone's acting jealous that they're probably the ones that are like if they say you're cheating felix then they're probably the one cheating that's what i was getting at sorry oh that's hard to say it if you're cheating then you start suspecting that maybe they're doing it and they're keeping the secret from you because you're keeping it secret you you know you are projecting like yourself onto that let me see your phone give it to me are you cheating because i am yeah it's like when you play moga's and you're the imposter and you yeah and then you start believing everyone else exactly it's better to blame other people oh i found her ex and i'm kissing oh god why do you still have all these photos oh my gosh nice i already know i'm going to love this yeah so then again what's your stance on x's on your phone i mean why would you keep that it depends on how long they've been dating you know if it's like a recent breakup and he's the rebound and she has good memories you know it depends it all depends that's right man that's weird though yeah that's weird pretty weird that's weird especially if you knew you're going on the show and you left all your photos on there it's kind of weird yeah do they not know that i mean i i'd come with a factory uh oh you want to look at my phone no problem it's asking me to set it up what all right [Music] what do we got [Music] insecure it's the title of the show i'm sasha um and i'm danny and we've been dating for a little over two months now yeah okay two months that's not that long yeah what a what a great title for this show because they look like the most insecure people ever they look very insecure i didn't want to say it but i'm glad you did yeah they got the hunched over posture fiddling with their hands i mean the girl girl here she looks pretty confident she knows she's gonna find something juicy but the tables will turn as we know them what do you guys keep from each other oh we got a nolan he's hiding something notice that i always scratched his head look at him look at him sign him lying right there what are you hiding gramps what are you hiding what kind of hentai do you watch grapes that good stuff so today you guys are going to be going through each other's phones and laptops oh he looks scared dude he's like what he's like today how do i factor a reset what's the quickest way to do it oh god no they told me to bring this stuff but i didn't think i'd be letting her go with the show that granted i'm like oh yeah gotchas i'm not too worried i have nothing to hide we'll see about that oh my gosh i feel like i wouldn't be as worried at showing my partner as i would be showing the internet oh oh yeah why did you lie for that why what are you what are you what do you mean i was like hey mars are you cool with this he's like yeah cool i'm cool with that then the internet's like bro well i'm not in control of what goes on in the video that's more scary i don't know good luck people are weird all right kane what the [ __ ] is this oh they get to watch each other okay okay i don't know we've been married so long that you know we're pretty open with each other does she have any sexy photos of you on there no are you kidding i'm 62. that's a shame yeah no more sex at 62. right he really let himself go when he got to 61 you know nothing bad i think there is porn what what give this man an oscar right i now believe it [Laughter] there is porn what no i cleared my history oh my god also he did bro incognito mode hello oh there's a picture of um his dick what who takes dick pics i don't understand it no one wants to see anyone's day unsolicited dick pics that's the only way man you got to save that special one you got so you can send to everybody apparently what this guy's doing i don't know [ __ ] you ever you ever snapped the photo down low my wiener is nowhere on the internet okay [Laughter] but you know i remember one of the first phones i got with a camera on it i was like 14 or some [ __ ] i'm like well where's the sport check where's the story going gotta do this gotta do it gotta snap and then i remember i obviously deleted right after and i think this is why i'm so paranoid with other people with my phone because this girl has to look through my phone for whatever [ __ ] reason and the entire time i'm like did i delete it did i delete it of course of course i deleted it but did i delete it i know it did i actually did it and i kept going and going and i'm like give me my bug i ripped it out of her hand and i was like never doing that [ __ ] again it's my fault that was my first and last all right after that i'm like no so you have like a like a complex with letting people look at your phone because you're afraid they're going to see your ah your very old school wiener pick that you the school the phantom weiner that you don't know if you delete or not like on my old knock yes [ __ ] every phone you got is like it's like it's like a ghost haunting you is that picture still there that deleted it it could still be that who knows it's hard it's hard to make jokes about your 14 year old wien okay well i appreciate it call it old school i want to go to his instagram dms okay there's a girl oh he's scared he's sweating oh she left the keys oh so he's hooking up with someone else he messaged people on instagram you didn't know that no oh rip lonely ken huh jesus christ i haven't used my instagram in so long they took away my check mark you know well they're ridiculous now you have to like post a certain amount yeah i'm screw that i don't care it's the famous man there's one of her in her bra someone i used to hook up with he says it's someone he used to hook up with oh god joey post you [Music] [Laughter] joey now we have to take one of me i don't know who this is uh-oh figuroni oh that's my friend sh she says it's her friend huh you think you know someone figueroni that's no way that's just a pal no way pegaroni is what are you doing oh just a friend 60 years huh oh she'd like the photo too grandma's getting catfished grandma's having catfish oh no no no yeah like [ __ ] i need to come up with a name uh uh i should ask marta if that's a really telling name hey grandma i i you know let's be friends like come on who is it okay i asked her we'll see if she replies okay i'll have her explain that when she gets home does she have an idea i don't know what that is she's laughing she must have something to hide nothing i don't have anything to hide oh she's twiddling with her hands what happened to the trust he was like we got nothing to hide we're gonna have to talk about this later then like found figeroni and he's like oh well i guess there is something going on here huh if i find a figuroni and and my wife's inside i mean we're gonna have to talk i'm throwing up after drinking too much and that makes me sad i didn't know joey when he was drinking i've only known him sober so this is part of his personality that i haven't seen does it scare you to see his old self um yeah if you had known him then would you be with him now whoa probably not what a question damn she's very dramatic this is them partying and having a great time but someone took it too far and got sick and now i just don't know if i can even trust him anymore no no way how dare he this is a whole lot of the personnel this is dark evil side of him i never knew he was like this oh he's really big and deep oh my god all right not to generalize women here i think this is the old people thing in general like that that's about the journalism why did they never marzia refuses to close her tabs sorry martin's going to call you old [Laughter] does mary do this no she knows anytime i use a computer it's like i'm not a lie my instinct just goes close all the tabs but if it's a death sentence to even touch them i just open a new one and hope the computer doesn't explode you should you should show mercy how to use bookmarks i think she could she's got them all open so she can save the pages right they're interesting things that she wants to go back and look at yeah man yeah yeah yeah yeah poor ram that computer is our central heating at this point what is it shirtless tom cruise okay sorry we're pausing so much but i have to pause on tom cruise for a very important reason okay is tom cruise handsome yes or no because me and my sadder heated debate and i will not say my opinion okay all right is tom cruise handsome i don't know if you hit me like you know 40 years ago yeah pretty handsome yeah yeah now he's he's still handsome but he's definitely like he's [ __ ] handsome mike thinks it does not handsome at all the older he gets the creepier he looks you know she thinks bruce willis is the most average looking dude on the planet well i mean he's the pinnacle of what an attractive bald man looks like you cannot say that he's not oh [Laughter] she thinks she looks like her uncle everyone's uncle everyone's uncle oh my god i can't believe this oh man if tom cruise and bruce willis isn't handsome then what am i tom cruise is handsome the only thing with tom cruise is he he's start he's getting to the age to where he looks like like he's still he's still trying to look young is kind of what it looks like now which gets a little weird but anyway bruce willis is definitely like default character whenever you make it shut i will not listen to this slam there bruce willis [ __ ] you i see some from his ex how dare you save from your ex oh my god these are really long messages oh my god oh psycho warning who writes that in the long messages i don't think i've ever in my life written that long message i don't think i've ever read a message that long no you get a message like that it's like okay it's over i guess yeah you invite them to play yeah exactly what's the point what's the [ __ ] point there's only one response and that's the invite to play eight ball listen we can there's an easy way to solve this we gotta play she says i'm tired of every single guy talk to you're suspicious of because she cheated on me why wouldn't i it ended with her saying sorry for texting this but it doesn't look like we're going to talk anytime soon i've been saying i felt distant i want to talk to you you haven't done [ __ ] my heart this hurts to read all right go ahead and collect his things so that was it okay oh okay all right let's see that was not too bad you're not gonna fight see what graham's hand oh wait wait i just noticed his shirt as well it get great because the man the myth the grandpa did marty tell you what the name if name was a real name or not no it's not a real name so this this is gonna be juicy ah let's see let's start with the email oh she's not gonna find anything hmm this is very interesting ralph it's a lot of sex toys sex toys i don't know he needs he it got him damn she's really saying a lot about herself here i don't know like that he needs toys and she's like thirsting over all these all over tom cruise and and macaroni whatever his name was thirsty man that's a catfish name macaroni i can't say no to him she's such a good little catholic girl i doubt i'd find anything on her um i found her porn god okay i'm going straight to her photos i know she has thousands 14 000 photos damn bruh he's looking for the wiener right now oh if he has 1 400 photos he found that pretty quick not gonna lie yeah i found her ex and i'm kissing oh god why do you still have all these photos oh my gosh him in his underwear oh it wasn't even that big of a deal yeah they might look like it's gonna be so dramatic and she's like okay well okay uh we'll see ex-boyfriend he said you're freaking hot i'm a demon picture of my face that's cool that's a baller move right there i respect that hey [ __ ] got your [ __ ] sorry i see you when you're translating these dm's [Laughter] are there sexy photos he's liking yeah oh what bruh bruh someone needs to show grandpa how to use instagram because there's way better fillers than that on instagram gramps come on you gotta use these hashtags what are you doing what are you doing man you can find macaroni in there like come on you're missing the good give me a break [Music] he looks like he's hurting he's feeling quite insecure right now yeah it's almost like that's the name of the chef a lot of videos do people just expect when they meet a new person that they have no pass whatsoever and [Music] but i'm the most important person in your life right well you've met other people before me delete your entire exist your existence began when you met me all right you understand this yeah well i do feel it's fair though like if you if you're dating somebody new and it becomes like a real relationship like longer than two months all right you're gonna have to clear there yeah you're gonna have to get ready you gotta clean up yeah because you don't hurt you gotta take their feelings into consideration at that point it's not so much about your memories you don't need pictures of that a's while you're dating somebody else innovative options for driveways [Laughter] that's my grams right there and look only seven are eleven tabs open wow ken open your browser right now i don't know okay i don't need to know my browser i have one two three four five six oh 35 ew close them all what the [ __ ] wait what's the margin it's almost my workout routine i always forget it and i have to look it up it's literally the same thing over and over okay guys you got you 30 wow oh it's down to one now don't worry about it did you only have one that wasn't your workout routine you closed them all [Laughter] well felix i got a real question how many tabs on your computer do you have open right now one just one yeah okay well i have a tab that's just youtube video ideas that i always like i'll group them together so on oh oh what you don't even organize your bookmarks either i want her up there oh no you felt you foul beans no they're all they're all youtube ideas i gotta need them all right do you see my inbox google docs new dime come on look at that video look at that again i got my inbox on there i got my youtube and twitch and nah nah nah nah you didn't even rename that would you rename it you're phil yeah i'll be a slow you can do that oh my god get out of here oh my god you can't edit it oh what if we oh start going backwards let's see they didn't find anything so they're planting how dare you yes halle berry she's new oh look at him oh [ __ ] how do they know what else have you been hiding that's right why did he not say anything what he's like i thought i closed all those tabs he's like oh [Laughter] how do you feel about her holding on to texts and photos from her ex i don't understand it personally because i go back and like look at stuff if it's there i like purge like everything about the relationship like as soon as possible okay oh i found that one booty shirt yeah yeah liar smile ew i don't why is somebody put on a shirt dude does she talk about her ex a lot uh no not at all actually did you love him he's asking him did you love his ex that's such a such a weird thing anyway did you did you laugh did you love you love your ex yeah obviously why else would you be in what at the time yeah i mean to be fair she just seems like the kind of person that doesn't get rid of anything so that she's probably got like three or four x's in there she probably has like 600 tabs on her computer and now they fight or what's gonna happen okay how was that for you guys stressful so uh why do you keep all those photos of your ex oh yes yes yes yes yeah why why why you got bad memory or something a lot of them are just good memories that i really just don't want to delete to be honest then why are you stay with your ex then i'd feel weird yeah i guess it depends on how the relationship ended but then again they haven't dated that long so it's like i don't know two months it's not that long yeah it's still like i don't know what they call that what the honeymoon phase how long does that last when you're dating someone i thought it was just a month is it just a month yeah but it also depends on how like i don't know how it ended with the that x like if it was if they had a terrible breakup i'm sure she wouldn't believe everything right but like a mutual like hey you know we care about each other but it's just not going to work yeah right right right right right you had a porn video in there in halibury in the nude how dare she accuse him of that what the hell is wrong with you all right grime set up for yourself that was the video god he looks at concrete and nothing else a real man yeah a real name loves his concrete i'm glad that it's still logged in so we can go through it together later yeah that's true can some things be private between you yeah yeah i'd say so mm-hmm i mean we just it's probably healthy to have things that are private yeah it's just i there's a i feel like there's a difference between like privacy and secrecy he has such a feminine voice yeah but he's thinking it's harder that speaks you guys have small hands too do you notice that yeah you're right they're smaller than ours oh no brother no no you know what they say about small hands small gloves tiny i got i got hands you got hands i got hands i got two two of them i got small hands too i guess just because you have a big truck or a car does not mean anything okay you're just throwing away ideas there because [ __ ] you moving on you guys love each other yes yes so that guy did say something well he said that i think there's a difference between secrecy and privacy you know keeping secrets just keeping private i think that's important all right but yeah like if you keep it secret then you know that can be an issue but if it's just i don't know there's there's things that matter to you that could hurt someone else's feelings like you're like your significant other kind of like the old boyfriend pictures and the girls own right right that'd be like more of a private thing it's not so much a secret thing i don't think let's just keep it a secret that's a problem right no that's a good point actually it's like uh i don't have any secret like messages or anything but i also feel like i i'd feel weird if someone else had to go through them yeah it's so private right yeah yeah that was so cringe ken what's that mean with the old man's like having a heart attack oh cringe god his face with the hell and berry there's some [Laughter] older woman google searching shirt that's the difference between privacy and secrecy yeah there you go yeah well we've learned so much today thank you for watching check out ken yeah only 12 subscribe and i'll see you guys tomorrow bye bye

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Keywords: SATIRE

Id: M0bq3RvD_NQ

Length: 25min 23sec (1523 seconds)

Published: Mon May 03 2021