Laughing Uncontrollably At Markiplier's MISERY | Phasmophobia

now you guys can see the game hooray so this is a game about solving it's basically a ghost hunter detective game the game has proximity chat so we all get to hear each other through the game rather than through discord um and you get like walkie-talkies and [ __ ] and somebody has to like stay in a van and look at the cameras and night vision and stuff so we have to work together which is going to go horribly wrong here sniff this it'll do you good [Music] oh yeah that gets the motor going is there a throw button how do i throw a can of paint at wade uh windows new sound settings why is it like ah get it gremlin sniff the paint dude i learned this back in college watch this [ __ ] hello oh there you are jeez i thought i was alone in here that's scary oh no way man we're all in this together thanks for showing up hey no problem beautiful blue eyes thank you it doesn't look like you're looking at my eyes it really doesn't beautiful blue eyes oh jesus terrible start fearful giant oh my god i have a radio what does that do i've got an emf scanner i presume i've got a thermometer bend over boys press j and then uh go over click like go to the last page the air the double arrow and i'll show you the evidence page and you can see where you can put in the evidence aha i have a lot of evidence take one footstep in there oh no that's fine i did not like that what is this place hold on guys i'll take the temperature of the room all right shit's [ __ ] i don't have a flashlight i can't see nothing yeah i can't see [ __ ] the one flashlight and the what everyone has a light on their shoulder but it's not doing nothing can you guys hear me from all the way over there that's really fun i like it we're all dead what's the temperature of this picture 19 17 19 17 19 18 90. this picture cannot make up its damn mind what temperature it wants to be that's a ghost right there look at that dude that's 100 a ghost looks is that bottom left [Laughter] [Music] guys the phone off the hook what's upstairs you got anything up there it's not doing anything okay this is actually really spooky when you're on your own garden savior let's fly spray um guys why are all the lights off hey why are all the lights the lights are not in here upstairs too i can't even see where i am oh jesus have you guys detected anything yet no i haven't seen anything with the uv i found a fridge oh guys i did a thing i did an objective i detected a room less than 10 degrees celsius okay cool is this a walkie-talkie whoa that's cool apparently b press your beam hello check test hello apparently i have to talk to my radio and ask the ghost questions stephen are you out there nothing detected i go back to the van to figure out the ghost name lights are back on hey it's the thing where does it go about that if it's a timer thing but uh the fuse box is in the back of that ah jennifer white get back here but it the ghost name is jennifer white all right let's try this out jennifer white are you here can anyone else confirm that they're hearing footsteps no no no deodorant in the bathroom so we're looking for a stinky goat roger that stinky and cold jennifer white jennifer white jennifer white jennifer white are you here [Music] jennifer white wait you played this game before what the [ __ ] do we do normally some of these things go off i think i mean i want to go around every room with like the emf again did you guys get that yeah can you hear me do i have to say hello you scared the hell out of me do i have to say her full name or just my life yeah wait radio radio what was that oh jesus oh geez jennifer heartbeats heartbeat's in here can you guys still hear me what do i do as a ghost that was [ __ ] terrifying can i see jennifer now oh look at the oh it's so much better when you're dead you just get to wander around and now i can see everything this is great this game is dope you are now a ghost can you hear us yes i can can you hear me i really wish we could like spook them when we were dead like throw [ __ ] at them to make it worse or give them a sign oh marco i think we did it they just left us what i'm not even in the van you guys left me hello oh hi uh you got in the van and you just left well yeah you were dead my ghost body was walking around trying to help you yeah i was yelling at you we could walk around and hear you guys i was in the truck and both you and bob's radios cut out and all i hear was like static and then occasionally i'm adding a second 50 flashlights only 30. oh dude who needs a flashlight i want a candle candles are where the real ambience is at wait do we just have the flashlight or do we have to hear on the show oh my god wade the [ __ ] giant oh hey they're here now ah why are you a monster okay you were just high in the air oh good i should probably not have a camera ah thank god sweet glory is light lisa white are you here lisa white nothing detected okay lisa white are you here nothing detected lisa white are you here lisa white show yourself lisa white nothing detected left click rotate it towards the direction you want to hit the face then press are you guys not hearing that i heard that is the green light on yeah yeah it's showing wait there whoa what was that someone's talking it's on my radio lisa white i'm running lisa come here orbs on the camera okay i don't know what it's saying lisa talk to us what are you saying we're here to help or kill you either oh it's just a death say f death lisa we're not here to kill you i changed my mind please lisa white lisa where are you lisa if you're here give us a sign on the camera right now oh god does that count as a spirit box thing because i'm writing that down in our evidence yeah yeah sure 100 we also got emf here write that down did you guys knock this over please no i may have if you put the books oh what was down what was that what was that she whispered in my ear [ __ ] this lisa lisa are you okay lisa hey there's a journal on the table lisa if you are here write in the journal who has the picture camera maybe try taking normal pictures whoever has a picture camera adultery all right lisa are you an adult or a child wait go again i had the radio off lisa lisa white are you an adult or a child kill lisa white lisa who did you kill who did you kill writing there's writing there's writing oh [ __ ] oh hello oh [ __ ] ron can't run can't run can't run lisa why can't you run lisa why do you need an adult i don't like this this is fine guys that is lisa lisa are you here [Music] nothing detected so we got emf level five a deep voice spoke it didn't sound like a lisa okay type of voice i'm gonna count it we have ghost writing in spirit box we don't know if it's cold or no no orbs yet marked oh wait it goes right in that room we had ghost writing yeah we had ghost writing i didn't see fingerprints so we have three pieces of definitely a spirit box i don't know i mean someone talked i've discovered that the ghost type isn't owning the radio is that the radio wait it allows us to pick oni at the bottom like a like a demon yeah yeah it says ghost type oni did we do it that's the only one that's available wait what was the third evidence ghost writing we have ghost writing spirit box and uh emf level five we got all three of them no no no emf was only level three it was it did not go to five oh oh okay i only told you emf's going off so we knew there was some activity there what's the what's the kid what's the ghost name lisa what lisa white lisa white are you here i think it said attack [Music] is that what it says that's not what i'm hearing adult adult adult adult adult death why adult dad i thought it said milf lisa white are you a milf it's not making any sounds no longer going off in here kill kill kill just said kill yeah adult kill leave death oh jesus no no no no no no no no please well what i don't see anything do you want to just said hey in my ear lisa white lisa white lisa yeah just spam her name sean lisa white lisa white lisa white lisa white white lisa white white white lisa white lisa white lisa white i saw her i saw her she went out that hallway she went over this way i didn't saw her lisa white lisa oh she's done she's coming upstairs that's [ __ ] terrifying man holy [ __ ] that's so scary oh are these just webs that was so good i hear footsteps from the basement oh here she comes here she comes oh hell yeah here she comes get her get him oh lisa come on lisa no bad childhood she looks like a [ __ ] fall guy dude i always die okay [Music] good job team we did it we all came together and we figured it out i'm glad that we're all here i'm glad that we figured out the ghost that's a big activity yeah let's just head home guys all of us who are alive let's go wow thanks guys she was she was right behind you i also really liked that as soon as we started saying her name more and more she got pissed and killed me that's cool all right if i [ __ ] die first again i'm killing them as a ghost hey bob what's up hey man you'll protect me right i won't die first this time right i'll take the radio oh we have to find a karen all right i'm gonna check for temperatures i've got no emf readings upstairs so far i'm going all the way to the basement okay these companies upstairs on our karen i like your kids locked in bed with a desk under it that's a nice choice you're really maximizing the space in that room it's unfortunate that your youngster has to share a bedroom with the with the baby though that's what are you keeping out on your kids there or something maybe that's why she died okay i'm getting like all regular temperatures up here it's a big [ __ ] house are your shoes neatly stacked by the end of your bed because you're a neat freak karen you can stack your shoes but not make your bed did you leave your iphone 7 not plugged in on your nightstand because you're a boomer karen karen boomer karen martin would you like to speak to the manager oh god your voice scared me i saw that definitely in the basement that's where ghosts hang out everyone knows it yeah if i were a ghost i'd be in the basements all day hey karen your basement's a mess alright what are you doing considering how organized your bedroom was karen i thought you were possessed oh no is that you karen are you karen maybe we're all karen inside i've already been in here through the radio or only that thing [Music] uh someone's cell phone ringing that sounded very close to me yeah what was that there's a cell phone in the master bedroom upstairs i found a key i didn't hear anything the car was going off in the garage oh that was me that was i was beeping that thank you for seasoning the floor die what'd she say what'd you say guy die die karen martin why did you die how did you die i don't think you should be saying the name so much every time i did that i i didn't die karen martin karen martin karen uh we're [ __ ] are you guys opening and closing doors who's opening and closing doors where oh [ __ ] there she is yeah journal or a poltergeist and saying it's an adult get him here thrown but that wasn't one of the options based on our other evidence in the other house okay okay bob you need to ease up on the name cause it's gonna get you killed yeah yeah i'm calming down with the radio okay i'm coming with the journal to see if it does anything [Applause] yeah we totally found it it's fine solved it mystery stuff all right let's go who's got the lighter who's got the lighter do any of us have a lighter someone said they bought one right well that's the job well done my dude oh oh oh oh i saw her i saw her i saw her i'm leaving i'm leaving oh they're chasing us oh oh the door's locked shawn and i are locked in the house open the front door oh she's here she's here she's going to she killed her blade she got weighed up god guys uh she got him uh [ __ ] him up yeah i think it's i think it's all right i think we know what kind of ghost it is i think we should wait we should salvage what's on wade's body though he had some stuff oh yeah you're right you're right good luck this is scary it is scary but it's fun right yeah okay it has to be a wraith then right but i didn't get any temperatures i can go put the journal down do you guys want me to do that sure i don't at all all right i'll be back maybe wait hang on you're at 32 sanity so you might die leave leave your stuff in an ample place where we can get it mark the camera's in the bedroom with all the fingerprints if you could get the camera back that'd be awesome yeah die in like a cool pose and do it on camera if you can once you get the camera basically just get the camera you want me to get the camera then do all the other stuff and figure out what kind of ghost it is or whatever um that means he's gonna die that's not good um why are we hearing this because it means we're not hearing what mark's saying mark get out mark mark oh he's dead he's so dead the door's locked the door's straight up locked that is the funniest [ __ ] i've ever heard is he dead he's dead right camera laying at he's bottom of the floor hey let's get this to get out of here you wanna i got both cameras yeah let's [ __ ] bail [Laughter] how do i do i've never i've never hit the keypad i guess yeah i tried [Laughter] there we go baby we're out of here this is just the faintest yelling holy [ __ ] that was amazing oh my god welcome back [Laughter] mark i could hear you but we can hear you yeah no we walked up to the front door it was locked and we could just hear you upstairs oh my god holy [ __ ] that was so [ __ ] funny [Music]

Channel: jacksepticeye

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Length: 23min 30sec (1410 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 01 2020

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