THERE'S NO WAY THIS IS REAL!!! | Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos

who everybody and welcome back to Jackson videos was Santa good to you I hope so hope you brought you lots of nice festive gifts and also brought you some great laughs it's a brand new year for some brand new labs so what better way to celebrate that than by doing exactly what we did last time by watching some shitty infomercials because my elves went out they were kind of busy over Christmas it's a hard time for the site it really drives them bad put they went out over Christmas and they found some brand new infomercials for us but I don't think anything's gonna get better than GLH because the babes are back last time we had the potty putter we had the the sittin shake the Hawaii chair we also had the GLH rows at the teddy bear man how could I forget about the tiddy bear this time though we have the comfort wipe for over 100 years we've been scrunching and folding toilet paper finally there's a better way Comfort wipe the sanitary paper extension arm and holder the first improvement a toilet paper as we know it since the 1880s Hey what well I don't get the point of this thing first off I thought to come for a wipe I thought you were gonna shove that up your ass I thought you were gonna wipe from the inside I won't be very comfortable though perfectly wad it extends your reach a full 18 inches while it follows the contours of your body and comfortably cleans it's as easy to use as a shower brush and this is gonna be scratching my back with it this is not seeking to do this being as easy to use as a shower brush brush you just go and that's it that's the whole use that's what it does this thing you have to put a [ __ ] tissue and went through just press the release button and the tissue drops right into the toilet think about it toilet paper is really archaic and disgusting the comfort wipe is a modern solution okay first off the toilet paper is not disgusting it's your filthy ass Sandra that's disgusting okay if you take the toilet paper out and it looks disgusting it's probably cause you've wiped your big dirty old butthole with it secondly I still have no idea where this [ __ ] thing does it hasn't wiped anything yet if you just put the toilet paper into it and then let go don't you still have to twist the toilet paper being a big guy certainly has its advantages and its disadvantages this is a great product you know being a short guy really has its disadvantages but it also has its advantages bite this thing this is a great product it's embarrassing to have someone help you with your personal matters the Comfort wipe allows you to maintain your dignity while you maintain your personal hygiene I don't know what accent says maintain your dignity boss and sanding your clarity you think this thing is gonna change anything it's so I don't get what this thing is Comfort wipe the sanitary paper extension arm and holder she just said you'll never have to touch toilet paper again she's afraid so if you or someone you love suffers from the loss of range of motion or if you're someone who just doesn't want to touch a dirty toilet paper oh it's just get a comfort wipe oh so it's not just for cleaning your ass or wiping down stairs for when you go to the bathroom you can put it isn't supposed to be that you can put toilet paper into it and then you can make rub it on your back well then why wouldn't you just use a shower brush plus we'll send you the get a grip just pay separate shipping and handling it's the assist handle that installs in seconds getting in and out of the tub has never been more comfortable you could wring the comfort wipe and the get a grip I wanted to get a grip I want the people of the comfort wipe to get a grip okay I am still very confused as to what the [ __ ] that product is didn't you show it in use they just said you'll never have to touch a dirty tissue again and then they put the tissue into it and just held it over the toilet and put it in if you're holding to taste you where he's just going to the toilet and drop it in anyway okay whatever I think I just misunderstood that product okay it's very easy didn't you show it pretty good but this one no and now I know I'm onto a winner this one's called the Euro Cup or the uro Club I don't know what it's supposed to be euro club it's a European golf club it might be better than the potty potty drank a lot of water and really have the nose oh what the [ __ ] god I'm death how many times has this happened to you come on you know you can't hold it in that long don't worry I've got the perfect gift for you okay this is very scary and she's talking right into my soul it sounds like she sounds like she's eating my hey wait a minute introduce a hero club it all screech sanitary solution for your urgent relief no I a board-certified urologist it looks like an ordinary golf club but it contains a special reservoir built into the grip to relieve yourself the euro club comes and it appears to everyone that you're just checking out your club [Applause] [Laughter] no oh god that's amazing this is way better than the party party we can mix both the toilet it seems comical but believe me well you really have to go it's a lifesaver sanitary fleek proof easy to clean and no more embarrassing moments in the bush I think I'd much prefer the moment in the bush okay at least then people know what you're doing and when you order now get a second Euro club for half price that's two for only 74 92 club now at eight six six nine nine nine four euro using club now nobody says that the only Club in your bag guaranteed to keep you out of the woods drank a lot of water I really have to go to everyone that you're just checking out your club chicks out there club with both their hands they'll make this and a towel over it check it out my club guys it's no big deal wait you think a party button no it's chicken I'm a cop let's go with the trend last saying we saw some golf clubs then we saw something for hair this time we saw some golf clubs again and we saw a little bit too much of a [ __ ] gorge back there but we also have a new hair coating set well this is the hair coating system not a hair restoration system okay this is the Floyd I'm Brian Collins thanking you for purchasing the flow be proper okay I haven't heat to getting great-looking hair cuts with no cleanup okay [Music] Gary what other kinds of haircuts can you do with the flow big just bounce it all over your head that's can you do with the flow be just bounce it all over your head one that I specialize in a lot of kids like trendy or haircuts they like it very short here mm-hmm and that long right where should I say man I pretty much have that kind of trendy haircut you can do any kind of a cut imaginable and of course with kids these days we're talking about any kind of a cut imaginable you just said that you can experiment you can create kids are willing to do that these days not me what is this obsession with kids kids they all have those trendy your haircuts and you can create any haircut imaginable and we all know the kids like to create anything imaginable the thing about this thing you can experiment ah kids all like to do that don't they this guy's a [ __ ] weirdo yeah absolutely when I cut my hair the flow be on my head and kind of bouncing up and down to make sure that you bouncing up and down I personally like to use a wedge cut I never look as if I need a haircut and I never look as if I just got one I never looked like I need a haircut and then I never looked like I've had a haircut it's an insane thing it never looks like I have hair but it always looks like I do have hair you I'm saying Gary yeah kids are weird when I want to oh I just got one Oh when I want to let my hair grow longer I just let it grow longer where I want it to grow longer and then come in shorter where I want it to be short come in shorter where I want it to be short oh I'm just I just like I just let it grow longer where I want it to grow longer they could the previous oh come in shorter where I want it to be short oh I'm just you can get very creative he's just taking off a little bit of hair and it's trimming her bangs just like she wants it her hair is perfect just like she wants every year one young lady is attacked by an older lady with a Flowbee one bouncy motion is all it takes to change someone's life this sound isn't even from this scene oh [Laughter] Jesus Christ I never know if these are gonna be bad or good but oh you bring just such a fuss it's a wonderful quality you want to stay covered after being wet but your towel just won't let robes are heavy and hot and towels with fasteners I think not no no there's the wearable oh my god Oh with arm openings the wearable towel keeps you totally covered and gives you the freedom to use your music great for getting the paper I feel so we're before a swim and perfect to wear with family and friends so much is happening ultra absorbent so you can hold your wet ass baby wait back it up a second you you didn't even give an effort to hold off of this towel at the beginning you want to stay covered after being wet but your towel just won't fear not peasant's the towel of the future is here bow down everybody for I will wear my toga that's it that's the sound of like new didn't the wearable towel is unisex and can be worn in a tunic style and in a toga style okay why would you I don't want to wear my towel I don't I just don't want to do that I want to dry myself at the towel and then put on clothes wait yeah wait you're gonna do sue that if it's where's the towel the towel is gonna be wet and I'm wearing something that's wet couldn't I just get my own towel and cut three slits into it couldn't I just buy a towel for like five pound and just cook three holes into it and then just wear that well you can get the idea of what doing okay we're ii would do for your stomach you have an idea what we're doing could do for your face Oh No Oh No sends an impulse out to the zones in the math yeah and actually activates the faceless again to exercise that's a nightmare that's it that's a movie villain right there there's somebody comin to kill me holy crap the rejuvinate electrical face mask during a facial toning session the system delivers a mild impulse generated by a tiny 9-volt battery from the control unit [ __ ] Iron Maiden for your face holy God this is making a murderer that's what this is this is how to create a psychopathic movie killer leave impoverished art in the cart the result is not only a more toned youthful looking faith but also a face that look but also a face that looks human not an emotionless busk tell you something it's gonna make you look like a psychopath that's how it goes well you can you can get the idea of what doing eight setups the second you would do for your stomach you have an idea what we're doing you could do for your face except the guy is horrifying Home Videos holy crap why would anybody buy these things I mean I get it I get the gimmick I get them people create weird wacky [ __ ] all the time for people to buy but do people actually buy this stuff did somebody actually buy a golf club that you could piss into because they didn't want a car to the bathroom at the Country Club is you life reheat that hard okay maybe if you need to go that buy it you shouldn't be on the golf tour of course anyway if you should be at home with your coffee pudding but I can't tonight as these products weren't incredible I mean we got some good giggles out of them so I'm glad they exist for that anyway if you guys have any more products like that that you would like me to look at because I think I've seen the worst of the worst but you know the Internet well weird [ __ ] out there but if you guys have anything let me know I would love to see more of them but for now that's gonna be it hope you guys got some fun and I hope you guys got some but as they say in Tahiti the babes are back [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] honey you roll up

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Length: 15min 14sec (914 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 05 2019

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I loved the episode with the 5 lb laptop to that guy's face 😂